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Crime / Re: Heavy Clashes Between SARS And Ughelli Boys (Video) by Iyoocartel(f): 3:56pm On Oct 04, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Sarz are no different from high way robbers and should be scrapped with immediate effect. Disturbing young hustlers that's trying to get back what was stolen from them by our Colonial masters.
Everyday paperchasing.Buhari adilo eyi jersey.

No matter no matter wetin matter na bigger bag
Western union every Monday morning no go bad
Amiri jean gucci polo and a fendi cap
Ogbe affiliated Business Oriented
Olu mu na my mgbada di documented
Nee afia kechie sewa butuo
2Paa In my left hand mfie gi ntido
Focus on your business no Dey focus on your friends
I Dey thankgod for my talent I Dey thankgod for my friends
Before bubu legedes kita buzi mercedes
Thankgod for the blessings shout out to my enemies
Anything wey Dey sup today bu Godswilling
Smoking loud cashing out bukwa godswilling
Umu Ogbe no na Ogbe no loose hope sewa
Shoutout to umu iyoo pasa n'omogba
Politics / Re: BREAKING: IGP Bans FSARS From Patrols, ‘stop And Search’ Duties by Iyoocartel(f): 3:44pm On Oct 04, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Sarz ain't different from high way armed robbers. Robbing innocent hustlers trying to bring back money that was stolen by our Colonial masters many years ago and for the pains their cost our forefathers and how they sexually harassed our mothers.
I'll keep bombing all night like isis.
Even ma reverend father na achupado the paper!

Muwa Adiloeme Ihe Enemies
Muwa Cho e make the money by anymeans
Owu n'akpom na phone acholom iza
Stucc in the grind 247 maka owu isam

Take time but don't waste time Android ana eme facetime
Anyi fu police sign anyi ewelia by U turn
Hussle hussle akwa maka ndi be unu
Hussle ka I.G giveaway hapuzia ndi bee unu
10pm inakpugo 10am itetego
Time hussle o clock k'iji agwa ndi mmadu kachifo
Mga e loosewu everything mana mma luzunwu hope
Wety go be go be archbishop abulo pope
Abulom afia mana umu iyoo n'asi mdi dope
Ihe meelu mji amulu anya n'ina aralu ula bu dough
Ebe msi bia emechi go okada ina ebu passenger (Onitsha)
Ebe msi bia wety matter the most na paper (Otu nkwo)
Politics / Re: Atiku, Sunday Dare, Saraki, Others Call For SARS Reform by Iyoocartel(f): 6:30am On Oct 04, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Sarz is a big menace to the society. A supposed body that should be responsible to help with the capture of arm robbers is now going after working boys. Even if Nigeria army starts their madness against working boys also it won't stop niggass from chasing the bigger bag and bombing all night like isis.

Until my last day I'll be bombing and hustling even on my wedding day.

Dreams of my money to be long ka achala
Everyday ejim lighter with my working tools n'esewa
Iralu ula abulo maka aloba no na nleka
Enwe ndi nwe ego nwe ndi ego Nke fa di n'ile fa
If not for street some men kali ina efo kala

Bathroom silipon to loui Vuitton
No be fault say money dey turn me on
Sure bet na wety dey for my coupon
(Hussle wey give you avalon go give you gwagon)
Wety be the root of evil - paper
Why all man Dey hustle Dey and night - paper
Wety we go use make mama proud - paper
K'ihe eji agbalu boyeee na main man - paper

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, El-rufai, Others Attend Wedding Of Atiku, Ribadu’s Children (photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 9:19pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Kingtblackhoc is greater than Tinubu in South west

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Properties / Re: Please Help by Iyoocartel(f): 8:18pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

No be otapiapia be this?
Crime / Re: 21-Year-Old Man Who Raped A 13-Year-Old Girl In Ogun Arrested (Photo) by Iyoocartel(f): 8:10pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

See this bleached multicolored igbo smoker.
Ogun state is the Sodom and Gomorrah of our time honestly. If a skull is not being mined, breast go dey miss or they go about looking for young girls to molest.
Uzomacharles:
...

Kingtblackhoc is a greater than Tinubu and awolowo combine together.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: I Caught My Wife In Bed With A Married Man by Iyoocartel(f): 8:00pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Most of these beauty queens are empty headed piece of crap, i pity men who wife beauty queens and actresses.
She just joined the league of her other colleagues like Christabel ijeoma,dabota Lawson,Tonto dikeh, toyin lawani, mercy aigbe, toke Mankinwa and the newly recruit cha cha ike. They only get married because of the Marriage tag,after giving birth to kid(s), they go about jumping from dick to dick and kick for divorce or separation, before you know it they start posting videos and posts of false domestic abuse all over Instagram and Twitter making their ex husband seem like the bad person just to draw sympathy to their side.
Few weeks from now she will be celebrating a new house in lekki or banana Island or a range rover ride.
These set of people belongs to the streets. Just login and logout and pass on the liability to the next unlucky guys on the queue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds United Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 3rd October 2020 by Iyoocartel(f): 7:21pm On Oct 03, 2020
uunwanaobong3:
Guardiola in terms of tactical play is the best coach in the world BUT in terms of buying players, he is one of the world coach I have ever seen, given the resources at mancity disposal.........

Mancity need to make 3 urgent buy this season if they are to compete for top 4 this season.....they need to buy a left back like ALABA because Mendy is a waste /idiot........ They need to buy winger like adama troare because Ferran Torres no get the flair and skills to replace Sane........ They also need to buy a striker like Halland to support aguero because Gabriel Jesus is bang average and does not possess striker instinct....

As for Ruben dias, I can confirm that he is one of the best defender in the world and can comfortably replace company.

With the way this current mancity team is, they can not win premier league or champions league in the next 10 years
Iyooooooo cartel

I always tell people that Gabriel Jesus is an average striker they will start making baseless arguments. The hype on that guy is something else when compared to real strikers like aguero,Lewandowski,Rooney (then),Diego Costa etc.

Jesus is average and only good at scoring cheap goals.

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Celebrities / Re: Ex BBNaija Housemate, Dorathy Bachor Hospitalized (Photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 6:36pm On Oct 03, 2020
99thEnemy:


Na only you devil the lead... shebi you swear blood oath of allegiance to the devil and your false god odin?

but the funny thing is that after everything una still no the fit stand beef grin grin grin useless cause grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Edo College Of Education Senior Lecturer Commits Suicide In Benin(disturbing pix by Iyoocartel(f): 6:31pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Buhari has completely finished this country with his fulani brothers. Our parents can't provide for their needs because their pension which they worked hard for is not being released.
There's no job 80% of Nigerian youths have taken up internet fraud as the only way out.
Nigeria is getting terrible as each day passes by, if you have any opportunity please kindly leave this country for our politicians because things would continue getting bad as long as that brainless cow is still the president.
Politics / Re: Ondo 2020: Eyitayo Jegede Hold Town Hall Meeting With Ondo North Leaders by Iyoocartel(f): 6:30pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Ondo is going back to pdp comes October 10th
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 10 & Hot 10 Lite Unboxing & Review - Same Phone As Infinix Smart 5 by Iyoocartel(f): 6:29pm On Oct 03, 2020
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IPhone 4 over these shitts
Health / Re: Friday Osadolor Commits Suicide! Edo College Of Education Lecturer Hangs Himself by Iyoocartel(f): 6:13pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Buhari has completely finished this country with his fulani brothers. Our parents can't provide for their needs because their pension which they worked hard for is not being released.
There's no job 80% of Nigerian youths have taken up internet fraud as the only way out.
Nigeria is getting terrible as each day passes by, if you have any opportunity please kindly leave this country for our politicians because things would continue getting bad as long as that brainless cow is still the president.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Caught Abusing His Wife, Precious Chikwendu (Video) by Iyoocartel(f): 5:06pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Only pusssy ass niggass hit a lady. The only time you should raise your hand on a lady it's only when you're spanking her ass when she's riding you or for self defense.
FFK shame on you, it's been confirmed along time ago that men from South west region are fond of domestic violence.

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Celebrities / Re: Illbliss And Wife Welcome Second Child, Rapper Shares A Heart-Touching Story by Iyoocartel(f): 3:57pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Oga boss nwa 042 congratulations and God blessings on your family.

75 percent of Nigerian celebrities started their music or acting career in Enugu state
God bless 042.
042 Obodo amaka!

The only problem we are currently facing is our fat incompetent buffoon of a governor.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Laycon's Video During Nysc Emerges by Iyoocartel(f): 3:50pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Laycon the only advise i have for you in don't end up like efe please wink
Nobody go donate a dim for you when e red o, you should confirm from efe, I saw his last week in ikeja he's currently looking for job as a manager in a eatery that's newly opened along Allen Avenue

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Crime / Re: A Lesbian Lady Who Initiated Her Apprentice Into Lesbianism by Iyoocartel(f): 3:36pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Na one big gbola dey always reset all these dumb local Nigerian lesbians and feminists
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Commissions Multi-purpose Skill Acquisition Center In Ondo (photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 3:30pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Even if he likes let him commission 5 international airports in ondo, come October 10th he's packing out of ondo start government house.
OndoFirstBorn:

Majority of the people of Ondo State have spoken. They said they want continuity. They said Akeredolu is a paradigm shift from the "Jegudu Jera" Mimiko/PDP Govt in Ondo State. They have made up their mind to go higher with Aketi. Don't be left behind.
Who are the majority? Speak for yourself young man because come October 10th,what happened in edo state is likely to repeat itself again and there's nothing you,oshimole or the drug baron from osun state can do about it

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Romance / Re: Man Is Broke, His Wife Has Money But She Is Not Willing To Help, Advice Him by Iyoocartel(f): 2:16pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Getting married to a local Nigerian empty headed feminist is one of the fastest way to the grave

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Politics / Re: Enugu State Opens All Tertiary Institutions In The State by Iyoocartel(f): 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Wow this is the best news i have heard all through this year. Make esut,unn and imt female students do fast resume So we can continue from where we stopped grin

042 obodo amaka.

I pledge to coalcity with all my strength
To my landlord I promise to pay my rent
Represent never ever gonna relent
Money comes coalcity is where am gonna invest

If you're stoner if you enter jungle for obiagu you go bring your mind down,during the evening hours we enter stadium to watch Rangers.
Yo independent layout to new layout
Taa abacha nuo stout na achara layout
Uwani to agbani je fu nnamani
Nuo achy wit aboki malachy bina gariki
Je bunata my amp ana alumu na camp
Sie banye maryland je fu my guy frm jand
Kwuo ugwom ji na ugwuaji nuo ogu na obiagu
Then okuo eleven mgbadaba new heaven
Kee ife n’eme na emene
Kam je lie okpa na achiakpa dina abakpa
Sie baa trans ekulu je chuo oyi ugulu
Then rest for d day na G R A
God bless Enugu state!

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Travel / Re: Wreckage Of U.S. Navy Plane That Crashed On Iceland Black Beach In 1973(Pics) by Iyoocartel(f): 1:44pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

If to say this stuff dey Nigeria boys go dey sell am in parts to iron condemn people until it's remaining only the dust

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Romance / Re: My Neighbor Buy Rx330 See As Girls Dey Trop His Apartment. Pics Added by Iyoocartel(f): 1:40pm On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

If you no dey Mobile you no know wetn you dey miss wink grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called To Break Up With Me And I'm Sad And Confused. by Iyoocartel(f): 11:06am On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

You have been down because of a woman?

Whenever I am feeling sober all I do is sewa

Better stand up from your slumber and get your hustling tools. Someone all round better than you and most importantly more financially stable than you're just replaced you.

Ana eme benji matter ina eme matter boo

Jonzing man

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by Iyoocartel(f): 10:21am On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Really alot of Nigerian girls lack tolerance to be honest. Marriage has never been a bed of roses and will never be. Congratulations cha cha you have successfully registered to nollywood single mothers association. You're now free to do anything you want. Soon you'll start snapping nude independent day pictures like mercy toyin lawani and buying range rovers and houses all over lekki like Toke makinwa.

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Romance / Re: Husband Feels Threatened By His Wife's Love For Laycon. She Replies. by Iyoocartel(f): 9:54am On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Girls who are obsessed with celebrities are among the most stupid set of people on earth

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Sports / Re: Roofing Begins At The 17000-Seater Eket Stadium In Akwa Ibom(Photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 8:28am On Oct 03, 2020
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See how beautiful it's looking in pictures, if you go there physically now you'll see cows (number 1 citizens) being trained there.

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Celebrities / Re: I Didn’t Work On My Bum, I Only Removed Fat From My Stomach – Nengi by Iyoocartel(f): 8:18am On Oct 03, 2020
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I wasn't talking to that man,we were only having a conversation grin
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya’s Mum Finally Meets Erica, Approves Their Relationship. by Iyoocartel(f): 7:04am On Oct 03, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Erica is a disgrace to igbo girls, we don't know igbo girls for such cheap and clingy lifestyle. Besides she's still a leather compared to bisola and bam bam who received doggy openly in the rest room

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