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Celebrities / Re: October 1: I Don’t Trust You — Burna Boy Tells Sowore On Request To Join Protest by Iyoocartel(f): 6:03am On Sep 30, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Sowore is just being unnecessary silly and cunny. After working endlessly to make buhari win the 2015 election by posting different fake articles to discredit Jonathon achievements, few months later when he couldn't get his personal gain from the government he's looking for who to go for protest with him. That's how they almost got 2baba killed.
Burna is Wan too smart for your stupid tricks sir, go to your protest with those who voted for buhari and stop disturbing us please.
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Cried After Leaving Brighto's Birthday Party by Iyoocartel(f): 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2020
99thEnemy:


You the fear say your ship go capsize? grin grin grin
Iyoooo cartel

Who are you depend on who are your men
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Cried After Leaving Brighto's Birthday Party by Iyoocartel(f): 11:32pm On Sep 29, 2020
99thEnemy:


how many Saga you be sef? grin grin grin
Iyoooo cartel

No dey cast your ip
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Cried After Leaving Brighto's Birthday Party by Iyoocartel(f): 10:35pm On Sep 29, 2020
99thEnemy:

Iyoocartel the yellow man grin grin grin grin
Iyoooo cartel

Awumen. No cap on God!
Crime / Re: Graphic : Couple Called Out For Maltreating Their 8yr Old House-help In Anambra by Iyoocartel(f): 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Aside the fact that 75% of broke Nigerian ladies are evil minded, All i blame is poverty. If that man up there has been steadily grinding and bombing all night long like isis he won't be in that position he's today.
If only this man got dreams he won't settle for less and be living from hand to mouth,my dreams is big that's the reason I stay awake all night bombing and spamming to get the bigger bag.

Abulo hapu gym Onye ji ego bu Onye di fit
Biko melu mu ebele abulo maka ndi police
I'm telling you the truth
Elem igbo na esut
I started from the hood
Ego adilo igo shoe
Eating my mother's food
Praying to never loose
Njo k'obu if i no drive a Lamborghini urus
Ogbe Ogbe Ogbe

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Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water On 8-Year-Old Househelp For Licking Milk In Anambra (Graphi by Iyoocartel(f): 4:18pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Aside the fact that 75% of broke Nigerian ladies are evil minded, All i blame is poverty. If that man up there has been steadily grinding and bombing all night long like isis he won't be in that position he's today.
If only this man got dreams he won't settle for less and be living from hand to mouth,my dreams is big that's the reason I stay awake all night bombing and spamming to get the bigger bag.

Abulo hapu gym Onye ji ego bu Onye di fit
Biko melu mu ebele abulo maka ndi police
I'm telling you the truth
Elem igbo na esut
I started from the hood
Ego adilo igo shoe
Eating my mother's food
Praying to never loose
Njo k'obu if i no drive a Lamborghini urus
Ogbe Ogbe Ogbe

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi Cried After Leaving Brighto's Birthday Party by Iyoocartel(f): 4:02pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Nigerians are entirely stupid, buying and showering gifts,cars and cash to television reality stars who are living a better life than their entire family.
No wonder all these pastors dey open office for ena head

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Buys A Range Rover Velar As 27th Birthday Gift by Iyoocartel(f): 3:07pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This particular car na current olosho trademark
Politics / Re: Veteran Nollywood Actress Joke Silva Is 59 Today. (photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 1:50pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Joke Silva we know. Still look great and young at almost 60. Happy birthday mama may God blessings never depart from your family.
Not all these bleached ex roadside hoes buying cars and houses up and down claiming actors and yet we never even see them for any adverts not to talk of movies.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Celebrates Her 27th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Iyoocartel(f): 5:48am On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This one alongside the rude,mannerless tacha is getting more irrelevant as the day passes by. I hope they no go go rent spot for Rita lori or otigba junction to continue the hustle we know them with before the fame.

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by Iyoocartel(f): 5:47am On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

I'm certain okowa wants to have his own share of Dorathy load of milk. Fear delta men, very irresponsible lots.

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Crime / Re: The Malaysia-Based Nigerian Shot Dead By Gunmen In Aba Was A Cultist (Photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 5:44am On Sep 29, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

And to top it all he didn't see a better cult to join na low lives aye.
Hopefully in his next life he won't make such silly mistakes anymore.
Rest in peace.

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Celebrities / Re: The Moment Laycon Met With Davido And Mayorkun After Winning BBNaija (Video) by Iyoocartel(f): 5:58am On Sep 28, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Greater heights Laycon. I believe you'll make good use of your money and make sensible investments incase owu and nleka comes calling anytime soon.
Take a look at your brother Efe who won the previous episode of bbnaija, he's currently penniless and can't even afford to eat.

Don't be like that confused young man who said music is his calling yet even Speed darlington sings better than him 100 times.
Politics / Re: Wike & Amaechi Exchange Words At The Burial Of Adolphus Karibi -Whyte by Iyoocartel(f): 5:56am On Sep 28, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Amaechi is still yet to get over the flawless defeat he received in rivers with his fake candidate after apc was disqualified grin
Wike is not a coward or a walk over, in this country you have to have balls to survive and win your battles.

Big shame on Ambode once again!

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Crime / Re: Malaysia-Based Nigerian Shot Dead By Gunmen In Aba (Graphic Photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 5:35am On Sep 28, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Nigeria is probably the most unsafe country on earth.
A man who succeeded in a far away country came back to his country and was killed helplessly.
This is really disheartening,the best gift every Nigerian parents can give to their unborn kids is giving birth to them anywhere far away from Nigeria even if it's togo or cotonou.
Rest in peace hustler!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Prince Dickson Predicted Laycon Winner Of BBNaija Lockdown by Iyoocartel(f): 5:32am On Sep 28, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This winner of this year bb9ja was easily predictable right from the onset.
Until the pastor predicts who will be apc and pdp flag bearer in the upcoming 2023 general election no one is going to take him serious with such easy guess game.
Keep deceiving yourself

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TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Rocks Nengi's Backside After Winning BBNaija (Video) by Iyoocartel(f): 5:30am On Sep 28, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Laycon and yansh sef. Laycon you have to be very careful they are alot of eves out there preying on your money. Especially all these yoruba actresses who has been giving you fake support like nkechi blessing, toyin Abraham and the likes.
Just make an appreciation post for everyone who supported you and try to do something positive with your life and money. Kindly ignore those fake actresses because they are only after their share from the 30 million.

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TV/Movies / Re: Dorathy Is BBNaija 2020 First Runner Up. Watch Her Journey In The House by Iyoocartel(f): 9:11pm On Sep 27, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Bia Lalasticlala I fukwa nwa?
Negodi ara.
Breast - BOOBS
God bless every natural big breasted girls, ironing board chest can get their blessings from buhari

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TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by Iyoocartel(f): 8:39pm On Sep 27, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Nwatakili then now boom badder!
Reverend father sewa we go call am high priest
Before na Dunlop now na Gucci
Laycon verified onye obodo.
Congratulations brother,may God blessings never depart from your life. Enjoy your money but try to stay away from vagina people for now.
When you're Hot just find any lose girl around,login and log out immediately and pass her to the next unlucky guy like ozo.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests 72-year-old Man For Defiling A 7-year-old Girl In Ogun(photos) by Iyoocartel(f): 10:48pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Ogun state and anambra have been competing for the first position for the highest number of strange news. This particular man doesn't deserve to live,what on earth is going to get you sexually attracted to a 7 years old girl.
Seriously the female gender is an endangered specie in Nigeria, God forbid any idiot try this shitt with my sis or daughter na 6ft get am immediately.
If you can control your sexual urge as a young man in Nigeria 85% of your problem on earth has being automatically solved.
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Iyoocartel(f): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

What has masturbation got to do with your missing documents? You're just an unserious person with no plans in life.
Get your act together young man.

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Politics / Re: See Pictures Of Some Nigerian Politicians In Mecca And Jerusalem by Iyoocartel(f): 8:24pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Hypocrites. If only God wasn't merciful na for mecca or Jerusalem e go send thunder to strike every one of them for trying to whine him
Romance / Re: Do Women Find Guys Bottocks Attractive Too? by Iyoocartel(f): 8:18pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Nigerian girls only find money attractive any other thing is add on
Politics / Re: Tunde Rahman: Some APC Chieftains Supported Obaseki Because Of 2023 by Iyoocartel(f): 7:01pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Tinubu should stop whining,edo is gone and ondo is next. You can install Mc oluomo or whatever the tout is called as the next governor of Lagos but keep your bat head in Lagos and stop meddling in affairs of other states and telling them to vote for a well known criminal because of your selfish reasons. Buhari will place you and Oshimole where you truly belong in few months time

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Celebrities / Re: My Bum Is Too Big To Hide –nkechi Blessing by Iyoocartel(f): 10:30am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Two sacks of poo.
Slim girls are heavenly

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Education / Re: Katsina Graduate Sets All His Certificates On Fire After Failing To Get A Job by Iyoocartel(f): 10:21am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

What people fail to understand is athat fter graduation you should forget your certificate in one cupboard in the village and enter street to hustle like a mad man. No free job for anyone in this country even if you graduated with First class in unn or uni ibadan.
I graduated with a very good 2.1 but i dropped my certificate for bunk enter HK for cotonou go learn work now everybody dey call me German bugger for ogbe.
Every night steady bombing as if i dey work with isis!

Only music and bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Flees With N2million Given To Her By Fiance To Plan Their Wedding by Iyoocartel(f): 10:18am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Your uncle must be a very stupid man for trusting a Nigerian girl with free 2 million naira.
95% of naija girls sees relationship as a private limited company and their daily source of income. Just login,give them what you can afford to lose and pass them to the next unlucky guy. Relationship is a big fraud in Nigeria and shouldn't be encouraged.

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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma: Those Calling Me ‘Supreme Court Governor’ Are Ignorant by Iyoocartel(f): 9:46am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Your people never voted for a bleached double color incompetent buffoon like you.
You're a rubber stamp governor.

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Health / Re: Commercial Motorcyclist Commits Suicide In Ibadan By Hanging (Disturbing Photo) by Iyoocartel(f): 9:34am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Why kill yourself young man? Person wey give up na person wey fvvck up!
Buhari has finished this nation finally. Less than 30% of its citizens can afford 3 good square meals.
The rate of suicide in Nigeria these days is something to be worried about. We told them buhari is an incompetent buffalo and a tribalistic leader but they didn't listen to us.
May his soul find eternal rest

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Business / Re: RE- DM For Price: The Reason Why Many Online Vendors Do It by Iyoocartel(f): 8:31am On Sep 26, 2020
Openbusiness:
Every serious seller knows you can't sell to everybody and tries to create their own niche in the market. You are complaining about N5k for one boxer, as if it is every boxer that is N200. There are N50 boxers and there are N500k boxers etc. It is left for you to cut your coat according to your cloth. Didn't you read the news yesterday on Nairaland that Davido bought a bicycle for N1,300,000? I'm sure you will call the seller a thief, but fail to realize that all products are not the same. If someone calls a N200 boxer for you N10,000, it doesn't matter, nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to buy, you still have the choice to walk away. So there's no issue at all.
Iyoooo cartel

5k for one piece of boxer? Where is sold? Even ambassador boxer cost 5k for 3 pieces. Why should a regular banana boxer that's S
Sold 1k per piece be sold for 5k because of dm for price?
Stop supporting illegality young man

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Business / Re: RE- DM For Price: The Reason Why Many Online Vendors Do It by Iyoocartel(f): 8:06am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Immediately i see dm for price in any products or something nothing pm earth can ever make me patronize you.
If you can't fix your price in your update on then take a rest. Naso i see boxer i fell in love with it and dm the girl for price she told me 5k just for one piece of boxer.
Keep deceiving yourself

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Agriculture / Re: Snake: The Way Back To Bush As A Non-living Being by Iyoocartel(f): 8:05am On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Your environment is nothing to write home about.
Maybe na hyena and lion go visit you soon

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