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Politics / Re: #EndSARS Protesters Lock Down Osogbo by Iyoocartel(f): 12:07pm On Oct 13, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Back from two weeks unjust ban

If government no Wan listen to our end Sarz cry we go soon turn am to kill Sarz.
God bless every hustlers out there.
No more nleka!
modsfucker:


And that's how one officer would waste you an nothing will happen... We all have one lives, once you're gone, you're gone forever, you'll only leave behind grieving parents and nothing more.
Guy disconnect
I don't know for you but I hate ndi kpo kpo

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Celebrities / Re: Falz: Who Is Wike To Tell The Citizens Not To Protest by Iyoocartel(f): 11:57am On Oct 13, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Wike is a strong man who sent oshimole and the osun state drug baron back to Lagos with severe pains.
Though wike got no right to ask ph boys not to come out for a peaceful protest, I trust my ph connect, na straight to wike office dem dey March go today

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Politics / Re: Enugu #ENDSARS Peaceful Protests 13th October 2020 by Iyoocartel(f): 11:56am On Oct 13, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

042
Ogbe
Back from 2 weeks ban. May God forgive the mod who unjustly banned me for two weeks.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack SARS Police Station In Enugu, Kill Six and Set Prisoners Free by Iyoocartel(f): 11:42am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Wow this is the best news i have heard all through this year.
Whenever you hear 042 guy make way for us.
Zero joy.

042 obodo amaka.

I pledge to coalcity with all my strength
To my landlord I promise to pay my rent
Represent never ever gonna relent
Money comes coalcity is where am gonna invest

If you're stoner if you enter jungle for obiagu you go bring your mind down,during the evening hours we enter stadium to watch Rangers.
Yo independent layout to new layout
Taa abacha nuo stout na achara layout
Uwani to agbani je fu nnamani
Nuo achy wit aboki malachy bina gariki
Je bunata my amp ana alumu na camp
Sie banye maryland je fu my guy frm jand
Kwuo ugwom ji na ugwuaji nuo ogu na obiagu
Then okuo eleven mgbadaba new heaven
Kee ife n’eme na emene
Kam je lie okpa na achiakpa dina abakpa
Sie baa trans ekulu je chuo oyi ugulu
Then rest for d day na G R A
God bless Enugu state!
Thunder fire Sars!

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Crime / Re: House Of Reps Member, Obinna Chidoka, Clashes With Police In Anambra (Video) by Iyoocartel(f): 11:38am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

I don't know for you but i hate ndi popo
Nightstalker:


Thief

Yahoo will ruin you

Everyone you scammed will descend on you

ebee kwa ka onye mgbu a si maputa?
men ga akpukwa gi isi with aguba
Be careful!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Snubbed A Fan Who Tried To Take A Selfie With Him In Ghana by Iyoocartel(f): 10:22am On Oct 06, 2020
Nightstalker:


Look at this criminal thief

Your end is near

Yahoo will.be your grave

None of your children will be anything more than useless
Your name will end in shame

Yahoo will be your grave
Iyooooooo cartel

ebee kwa ka onye mgbu a si maputa? undecided
men ga akpukwa gi isi with aguba.

Guy disconnect

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Snubbed A Fan Who Tried To Take A Selfie With Him In Ghana by Iyoocartel(f): 9:26am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This frog voice is always rude,causing trouble everywhere and making unnecessary noise like 6 year old kid.
You'll never see wizkid getting himself involved in all these unnecessary shits.

I'm not surprised dmw as a record label just be like okoko bus stop, filled with touts,lowlives and rapists.
Just yesterday one of dmw artist was exposed for battering his babe anyhow,even Stone cold no dey beat person like that.

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Education / Re: "Consider Farming As Alternative Profession, It's Very Lucrative"- FG Tells ASUU by Iyoocartel(f): 8:48am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This country na pure cruise grin
Or they should rather be employed into fsars to replace the bad eggs in Sarz cheesy

We have never had it this worse in Nigeria, you all voted for a complete slowpoke to rule the most populous black nation in the world.
Big shame on buhari!

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Travel / Re: Onitsha Port Receives Pilot Cargo Barges by Iyoocartel(f): 8:29am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

South east the pride of Nigeria
If you have never been to South east you're missing alot

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Crime / Re: She Enjoyed It – Says Man, 45, Caught With Girl, 14 by Iyoocartel(f): 8:14am On Oct 06, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

As a young man if you can cut short your love for pussy then you have automatically solved 70% of your life problems
Politics / Re: FG, S’East Governors, Others Commend Ugwuanyi’s Support For FRSC Academy by Iyoocartel(f): 9:45pm On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Ugwuayi is a mad dog and doesn't evening deserve to be a class captain

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Celebrities / Re: Cheating Man Escapes Being Beaten By Climbing Down Balcony Of Storey Building by Iyoocartel(f): 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2020
iyooooooo cartel

I'll be the last person to place my precious life on such risk to hit a pusssy.

Ibute Ike (Hustle) - Present
Ibute Ike (Ass) - Absent
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Signee, Lil Frosh Allegedly Beats Up His Girlfriend, Gift Camille (PICS by Iyoocartel(f): 2:08pm On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

The only hit be can make since he started his career
Na thugs and touts full dmw
Crime / Re: DMW Act, Lil Frosh Called Out For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend by Iyoocartel(f): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2020
Phones / Re: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by Iyoocartel(f): 12:34pm On Oct 05, 2020
Ausrichie:

Hangout comes with every stupid Android phone, wetin dey work those bastardy self.
Iyooooooo cartel

Hangout na headquarter

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Education / Re: Share Your First Day In Lecture Hall Experience by Iyoocartel(f): 12:20pm On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Right from day zero for esut we no dey attend class but we still come out with 2.1
Only bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

After we don go sewa for back gate then we enter school park sit down there chop then disembark to our lodge.
Elem igbo na esut
Good old days now two hilux dey follow mahn all over golf estate

If i was stupid to be attending lectures I won't have time to bomb

Men na atu olu 6 to 6 Till we cash out in billi till we cash out in zero 6
Till mnwe like 500kpa n'ime my amiri jean
I can never ever quit until i r i p
Iyoocartel Nwa C I C
Notorious ka B I G
Mgbe mno secondary ana alu egbe n'ime gtc

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots A 19-Year-Old Barber Dead In Abuja by Iyoocartel(f): 11:41am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Sarz on Boyz
Efcc on Boys
Police on boys
Drugs on boys
Anti cult on boys
Family on boys
Inlaws family on boys
Broke entitled Nigerian local feminists on boys
Boys on God

Everyday day anyi na enwe ekpere for better days
Bia appointment ha si gi come back another day
Heavy weight na ebuli any nwa bu featherweight
As long as na m ga emeli ya at last its never late
So biko don't look down on that boy n'racha plate
Maka okwa just a matter of time oga di great
Just say a little prayer, add a little faith
Kill them all with love nwanne free your mind from hate

Just the moment ina eche na things are taking shape
Ndi imi ga ezu na akuku ka ha bia bunye gi weight
But our body know how e go be
Walk in our shoes see wetin we boys dey see…

Rest in peace alobam!
Ya ga zie..

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Politics / Re: 2023: We Want Orji Kalu To Succeed Buhari - Northern Youths by Iyoocartel(f): 10:45am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Even if i stand for igbo presidency I'll rather accept buhari for 3rd term than root for this criminal who's playing abians like his kids.
Orji uzor kalu is a certified criminal and should be thrown into the deepest part of kirikiri.
With all the smart men in igbo land na this criminal ena dey root for?

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Politics / Re: Dear President Buhari, Things Are No Longer Making Sense By Samuel Akinnuga by Iyoocartel(f): 10:43am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Buhari is not even fit to head a local government in Nigeria. Very incompetent mofo

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Phones / Re: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by Iyoocartel(f): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2020
edoairways:

Infinix hot series has a similar feature, it is called Xhide
Iyooooooo cartel

Ana eme matter loud ina eme matter kalaku

Dem dey talk about phones you dey mention infinix smh

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Sports / Re: Isaiah Ekejiuba Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by Iyoocartel(f): 8:42am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

You're extremely lucky for escaping Nigerian ladies. All guys are starting to get wise as each day passes by, that's the reason for the surprisingly increase of evening newspapers all over nairaland and Nigeria

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Phones / Re: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by Iyoocartel(f): 8:35am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

You forgot to add hangout. Hangout is the most popular application Sars and police always look out for.
If them see hangout for your phone just consider yourself a dead man if you don't have above 50k. That's the reason working guys need to get an iPhone so you can easily use content & privacy restrictions when you want to go out and your phone will be just like a new phone and deactivate when you're back home everything is going to appear back on your phone. If you can't afford an iPhone them buy redmi phones,with xiaomi phones you can have up to 3 homepages one for bombing where all your working tools are saved and the others for going out.

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Politics / Re: Restructuring: I Won’t Succumb To Pressure ― Buhari by Iyoocartel(f): 8:25am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Same thing you rigorously used to campaign few years ago now you're saying you won't succumb to pressure when you're being reminded of your promises?
Buhari is not worthy to lead a herd of cattle not to talk of the most populous black nation in the world.

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: I Won't Challenge Obaseki’s Victory, Says Ize-Iyamu by Iyoocartel(f): 8:18am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Ize iyamu should rather challenge Oshimole for deceiving him instead of trying to give lawyers free money.
An election the president and the international bodies certified as free and fair is that what you intend to challenge ? Better save your remaining money because you'll be needing it soon,oshimole and the drug baron from Osun state deceived you and you fell for it

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Women Thrash Real Madrid In First Ever Women's El Clasico by Iyoocartel(f): 8:17am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

They should be in the kitchen or the other room

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s October 1 Rhetoric: The Terrific And The Forgettable, By Ebere Onwudiwe by Iyoocartel(f): 7:28am On Oct 05, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

This Buhari of a man is not even worthy to lead a herd of cattle not to talk of an over populated nation like Nigeria.

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Culture / Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by Iyoocartel(f): 9:36pm On Oct 04, 2020
ridwanlawal:

You live in Benin city?
Iyooooooo cartel

042

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Culture / Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by Iyoocartel(f): 9:25pm On Oct 04, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

Adults with low self esteem precisely.
For ogbe even some broke lame ass adults find how va Insulting, they always feel they should be the one to ask you how va and you tell them how you are.

Those mugus don't know it's money that's seniority cool

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Celebrities / Re: Ex-BBNaija Housemates Are Begging for N100k Jobs And Sleeping Around - Harri Obi by Iyoocartel(f): 7:01pm On Oct 04, 2020
Righteousness89:
The Only Blessing that's Makes Rich and adds no Stress, Sorrow , Competition and all that is the BLESSING From GOD..

It comes with Peace....
Iyooooooo cartel

Pastor try to dey sewa once once because this life no too balance

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