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caruso,
gbashegorabimaloryue pmmv
jfbfcief kng
omi ti ko fe gbomo,
ori ina loma ti ho,
i command u caruso,
stop all sales becos u have gone bankrupt
be ni emi ni mo so.

recent happening in lagos have shown that wonders are right beneath our nose.
former miss nigeria has been impregnated by a famous babalawo in the ijesha-tedo area of surulere,
and our sources confirmed that she has been going around like she hasnt even noticed she is preg.
when asked she said she is not preg but only properly fed by her new catch.

in these case i wonder who catch who?

www.babalawo.com

i cant believe seun and co wud move this topic,
haba its just a joke to get past work.
wassup.
anyways no lele
we have beter packaging now,
we now sell soft copys of the tablet.
u can download ur own now.

buy my tablet give her mum.
it works if u dont know my tab, check my thread.

FINALLY NLANDERS,
WE HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE THE FIRST 1000 COUPLES TO SAMPLE OUR TABLETS FREE VISA TO ANGOLA ALL EXSPENSE PAID.

OFFET LAST TILL OCT 1ST

beauteous:
lmao---fake drug ohhhhhhhh,its not useful.i tried it on sm1 but jst as i went visitin d person d person slapped me instead of kissing ma cheek

THATS WHAT WE SAY ABOUT BUYING INTO COMPETITION.
COME FOR UR TABLETS NOW.

my comapny actually gives assurance for any specie,
even if nah squirell, just buy urs now
the tricycles are going fast.
grab ur copy now.

as product and marketing manager i have decided to make the promo
buy one  get one tricycle free.
hurry while offer last

well we just had a board meeting ,
we will offer 4 for everyone u buy?
and better still if u are dis satisfied we will bully the victim into loving u by force .

u have to pay by e-cash,
sorry e-platinum,
abi nah e-bronze which do u have?

there is money back gaurantee,
and for sure u will come back asking for more tabs.
u can reach me on our website.

great news people, my company just released into the market a love portion tablet we have been working on for the last 4yrs.
its been tested and approved and we will be running the commercials soon both on print and electronic media.
for all those who need it u can contact us on our website.
www.gethereasy.com
it works faster than magic, and its potency period is minimum of 6yrs.

go pick her sis .
she go jealous.

no trick my dear.
am being sincerely sincere.

its hard but u will always know cos them be bolo big time.
and mesmerize, if nlanders are such liars and fakes, y are u here still?

well i just tot it shud have died u knows,
ne ways i said u shud holla me nah. abi?
make we talk how to repay that bros back.

geez after u tired her out with soo much sex,
u dey complain about her showing the extent of tiredness.

efosa u still dey this matter?
nah wah ooh the guy must have really nacked the new girl
to irk u this much.
okay just pretend u dint see them or like some1 said make him u aboki.

so where is ur office located at?
maybe we can talk lunch.

let her weigh thier pockets and find out how to solve the problem.
afterall thats what these is about.

dont mind me am just pulling ur legs.
talking of legs, u got fine ones abi?
i can tell since u always go to throw things into the store,
u must be showing off sometin.

u mean this guy is bornagain?

okay so its mumu now?
these guy must be very inconsistent.
guess aunty b shud use and dump him.

she is ur bridesmaid,
she is supposed to try and sample and see if everything is alright with ur man.
so no vex just continue the marriage,

is his name bonsuwe?
geez he acted just like his name.

well just let his sleeping dog sleep into the new staff jare.
variety they say is the , of life.

hey wetin izeek do now?
nah my fault say the guy wan apply for wowo face of africa?
i just told him my pics to fine for him thread.
maybe when fabregas and theo walcort decide post thier own,
only then will i meet a befitting match.

my dear u no be gbeborun like they said,
its not your fault that u chose that time to go and put sometin aaway in the store.
i just hope u stayed abck and had a good peep.
and for aunty b well leave her allone. she will findout on her own later.
u no be her watchdog.

everything has its limit so even sending text messages self go get limit.
things like dat happens when its just puppy love, but u dont expect me to send u text messages all the time 2yrs down the line?
abeg lets be realistic, sending dem messages sometimes cud be as hard as jamb qst becos u wud try so fucig hard to get the right words.

well poster keep sending sha until una tire for the routine, then u will try smething else.

guy i tryed putting my own pics to show u how i fine pass u, but my system just dey write error.
when i querry am further it said i shud not be unequally yoked with such wowo.

wat happened in the past stays in the past.
simple answer to the long story.

ibksye please go back to smooth .

okay ibkay jokes apart i tink u shud try and see the kinda person he is .
afterall the guy dey toast u in the presence of 4million ppl.

wat else proves he is serious.

look on the bright side,
when she turns the other eye, u fit eye another girl .
mumu qst.