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Education / Re: Black SA Teacher Assaulted At School in China, Left With Black Eye! (PICS) by IzRayl: 7:01pm On Oct 07, 2023
She abii na he ,never see chomchin.. grin grin cheesy.the Chinese person for modulate the other eye wellas,ithink say them no dey travel go other people country
Car Talk / Re: Are Manual Cars Faster Than Automatic Transmission Cars? by IzRayl: 10:28am On Oct 05, 2023
All F1 cars are manual,I think that's answers the question
Phones / Re: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by IzRayl: 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2023
Telegram
Politics / Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by IzRayl: 10:38pm On Sep 28, 2023
Keyboard error,your father
SensetionalGoal:



Thank your stars this is faceless forum...
It seems you want to be unfortunate
If you see me in real life you won't have the effrontery to call your father dumb idiot...
Politics / Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by IzRayl: 7:48am On Sep 13, 2023
And what has drugs and forfeiture of money has to do with election results,dumb idiot
SensetionalGoal:
The clown cowardly avoided mentioning Atiku...

Is it Obi that told your foolish bat to go carry drugs ...

Is it Obi that forfited 400k dollars..

Ozuo!
Politics / Re: Were They Expecting Us To Be persuaded By Social Media? - Justice Yusuff by IzRayl: 1:40pm On Sep 07, 2023
Keep quiet what evidence What has tinubu trafficking drugs go to do with the election results or what correlates his seaized house in the USA to the election results
simfrost90210:
angry After all the evidences that were brought before the court of appeal, this heartless woman opened her giggle hole to say that LP had no cogent evidence to corroborate their claims of winning the 2023 elections...

Come to think of it...... This is a mother and she gave birth to children or is it animals?
It's sad to say again, "There Was A Country!"

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Politics / Re: PDP Wins All 18 LGAs In Edo Local Government Election by IzRayl: 8:25pm On Sep 03, 2023
Everything about LP na third ,even their obedient daddy get third class for school grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by IzRayl: 11:58am On Sep 03, 2023
Call your state make we hear the name
Essential:
Fake city most community in pH smell like shit and the rivers are full of shit. Many of them shit in public toilet in the the river. You can not ever go close to their river side because it is fill with shit and dirt. The biggest development in pH and rivers state is the flyover, Nothing else.
Career / Re: Low, Middle And High Income by IzRayl: 1:12pm On Aug 21, 2023
The way una dey talk this thing like say no be same Lagos I dey stay....abii everybody for Lagos dey earn 10 million per month....abeg madam no talk wetin u no sabi
DiamondPant:
500k cannot be high income oo, especially if you live in Lagos.
Rent, tp/fueling will finish the money.

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Sports / Re: Neymar Gave Credit To Ronaldo For The Massive Growth In The Saudi Pro league by IzRayl: 12:42pm On Aug 17, 2023
Who plays football for free
ThierryJay:
Lol did you expect Neymar to publicly say in an interview that he came to Saudi because of money? Will a job candidate tell an interviewer he is interested in a job mainly because of money?

He is just being politically correct to boost Saudi's attraction quality. If a whole Cristiano came because of money, why wouldnt other soon-to-be extinct players do the same.

Let MLS offer 200million usd per year to Neymar and see if he wouldnt switch.
Business / Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by IzRayl: 4:12pm On Aug 14, 2023
Prophet with vawulentic prophecy.....which one be enp again grin
FalseProphet1:

Demon! Be gone!

I banish you from the life of this woman! She must marry by fire by force.

Even if she's older than her husband with 20 years, it must come to pass. I pull you out of the cage of ENP (Evening News Papers) your shall no longer dwell amongst them.

Goan bring one big goat
Yam
Palm oil
Ponmo
Salt
Onions and palm wine
Business / Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by IzRayl: 4:05pm On Aug 14, 2023
Spiritual husband or physical husband,last last na man the two of them be cheesy cheesy ......e choke
Candidlady:


So in your myopic mind a lady needs a man to move forward in life undecided

Iwould rather have a spirit husband ram me into climax than have anything to do with you fruitless PHYSICAL things

Biri danallah have a nice weekend please

Business / Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by IzRayl: 3:58pm On Aug 14, 2023
Shegelence spotted grin grin grin grin (e don pass vawulence)
DevilishMan:
Who go pay for the drinks?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 14th August 2023 by IzRayl: 3:45pm On Aug 14, 2023
5-0....


1005744437
Fcmb........na d account wen e play finish
obembet:
Drop your correct score.


Am going to give the winners 20 CORE

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Sports / Re: Bayern Munich Sign Harry Kane (Photos) by IzRayl: 3:25pm On Aug 12, 2023
Levy would never sell to opponents in the premier league
NzogbuNzogbu:
Lol, man u no be club I swear

Guaranteed 25+ goals leave Dem for England
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Russia's Gigantic Vostochny Spaceport Under Construction (Pics, Video) by IzRayl: 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2023
On colos cheesy grin
SmartPolician:
I once read an interesting thing. It goes thus:

The world knows American singers

The world knows American actors.

American companies practically run our world

Americans are the world's richest people by number.

The world practically waits for American companies to develop cure for most deceases, including the recent COVID-19.

But nobody knows anything about American military's weapons because they don't want anyone to know about it.

When America developed and tested nuclear bombs on Japan, nobody knew it was possible.

People who exposed some of their intelligence secrets like Edward Snowden and Julian Assange are on the run today .

The day America will unleash its military might on Russia, Putin (and probably the whole of former USSR) will not be alive to tell the story.
Nairaland / General / Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by IzRayl: 8:50pm On Aug 07, 2023
Rat done give you head ,come bite ur punana join am... grin grin ;Dthis one u dey fear rat
GorgeousAF:
RATS....I hate them with passion...I can have a heart attack just seeing one...I can't even explain it..if I should see it ,it can mess up my whole week coz I'll keep imagining it..d image won't leave my head for a while..
Nairaland / General / Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by IzRayl: 8:47pm On Aug 07, 2023
Sapa-phobia grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by IzRayl: 6:53pm On Aug 06, 2023
I did not post for you to believe or not,like this na club brugge I dey wait make e play finish make I collect another money ,dey there dey do doubting thomas
Zico5:

Screenshot it if it sure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by IzRayl: 6:42pm On Aug 06, 2023
I no get time to dey argue rubbish with you
eteebanky1:


Na lie

Stay away from sport betting or it'll end you

The earlier you stop, the better for you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by IzRayl: 6:42pm On Aug 06, 2023
U be thief
Sirchiboy:
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Send me 100k bros

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by IzRayl: 6:19pm On Aug 06, 2023
Won 3.5million 10 minutes ago, should I still leave sport betting
eteebanky1:


Lol, I hope you'll stay away from sport betting from today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by IzRayl: 6:06pm On Aug 06, 2023
God punish man city ,my 800k winning and 100 thousand naira stake gone,just like that ...why Dem no fit hold thee one goal lead

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Refinery To Commence Operations December — Tinubu by IzRayl: 12:26pm On Aug 03, 2023
Alesa/alode refinery be specific, that's how they are saying onne is port Harcourt
Politics / Re: Why Senators Didn’t Grill Wike — Akpabio by IzRayl: 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2023
Oga shut up ,no be only bills [quote author=ogmask post=1248006
The problem with you lap dogs is you can't have a civil conversation. What is it you want to talk about rivers that I don't know? Abi Na you dey pay my bills for here? If you think you have a superior opinion say it and stop behaving like a political thug. [/quote]
Politics / Re: Why Senators Didn’t Grill Wike — Akpabio by IzRayl: 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2023
Which rivers residentthe moment you enemies of progress want to attack wikej the first nonsense that comes out of your mouth is am from rivers or I reside in rivers whereas u never cross ur village river
ogmask:


Tinubu won't make that mistake.
Wike is not a technocrat but rather a push and start slave driver. Tinubu knows the implication of putting someone like wike in a sensitive ministry like petroleum unless he, tinubu, will be the senior minister and wike junior.
As a rivers resident, I can tell you that will is not a good manager of men and resources. About will come to the open whenever he losses his grip on Rivers state govt house. What you see and feel as peace in rivers is a serious case of suppression and oppression thru the instrumentality of state.
This is my humble opinion about Wike's personality and his chances of becoming the petroleum minister.
Politics / Re: Niger Coup: Buhari Expresses Shock, Urges Tinubu To Resolve Crisis by IzRayl: 8:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Buhari and shock be lyk 6 and 9 in the oza room grin

Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Rep.of. Ireland: FIFA Women’s World Cup (0 - 0) On 31st July 2023 by IzRayl: 8:39am On Jul 29, 2023
Oga abeg those Chinese girls na no go area
orohbiro:
We need to beat Ireland to top the group then let hope to face Jamaica or China in the round of 16.

NFF called this tactically blessed coach the worst coach in Nigeria history is on the verge of topping the group.
Allow this coach to stay with team next world cup sure for us
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Espen Andersen Bråthen Who Killed 5 People In Norway Bow & Arrow Attack by IzRayl: 8:51pm On Oct 14, 2021
I've noticed that Muslim don't go to South American countries, because they know for sure if they go there, that won't try their rubbish jihad there cuz El chapo and boiz will wipe them out.. grin grin grin even at north America they don't go close to Mexico �� cuz they know wat will follow if they try rubbish grin grin
Crime / Re: 25-year-old Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat In Jigawa by IzRayl: 8:30pm On Sep 17, 2021
I swr grin grin pedophitic idiots
realstars:
Any Body with that name, Muhammad allways do wonders and act extra ordinary stupid. his village pipo has gone over power him.

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Politics / Re: Southern Governors Declare Support For States To Collect VAT by IzRayl: 10:35pm On Sep 16, 2021
grin grin no be only take away, na nylon.. Oga shift go one side
Ibkhaleel001:
My 5 Takeaways from the VAT debate
For me, every situation provides a learning opportunity. The issues thrown up by the VAT debate have helped me to know what I didn't know before now.
Here are my takeaways or what I have learnt so far.
1. Headquarters Effect: I have never heard the phrase before. Now, I know what this means, thanks to the tax experts who have educated us on why Lagos holds the diadem as the biggest contributor to VAT revenue. Companies that have their Headquarters in Lagos with operations across the country remit all VAT collections through their head office in Lagos. A chunk of what is collected as VAT in Lagos are activities that took place outside Lagos. Revealing!

2. Derivation Principle: Like oil producing states that enjoy 13% derivation from proceed of oil production, 36 states plus FCT also enjoy 20% derivation from VAT proceeds before equality of states and population are factored into sharing formula. So, the oil producing states are not the only states enjoying derivation. Great to know!

3. VAT on Agricultural produce: By deliberate design of the Federal Government, VAT is not charged on some agricultural products to make food cheap and affordable. Pity!

4. Father Xmas FG: More than 50% of the VAT revenues are from imports via Customs, Port Authority and Federal government contracts across MDAs. The Federal government just collects its own money, take 15% and share 85% of total sum to states and local government. Plenty free lunch in Freetown still!

5. Ethnic Baiting Works: If you want to provoke popular sentiments to win support for any self-serving agenda in Nigeria, you don't need to be imaginative. Just say there is 'injustice' in Nigeria and that the resources of one part of the country is used to prop up the other part. Wait to see people whose states are sponging off Federal largese become emergency placard-carrying freedom fighters. Pathetic!


Anyway, make people calm down. Running a country is different from running a business. No part of Nigeria is useless. Every part is doing their bit. We only need to produce more and charge appropriate taxes across board. There's no parasite in this country only if you remove your bigotry glasses...
Crime / Re: Man Searched Quran For Forgiveness Of Murder, Before Slashing Ex-wife's Throat by IzRayl: 9:35pm On Sep 16, 2021
Lol death(everyone will still die.) .. I'd rather be the devil than become a Muslim grin grin grin and besides who told you that being a Muslim guarantees you heaven.... Mind you God did not create any religion and would never use it to judge anyone rather its how you lived you live,jesus his son said it himself as recorded in the Bible "for in the sight of GOD there is no such thing as" JEW NOR GENTILE BUT ALL WILL BE JUDGED ACCORDING TO HOW YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE ON EARTH" and mind as a said am neither a Christiannor follow any religion..... I live my life as God wants me to
Tomisin666:
But u no them yourself who the Christians country imperialist states are causing these havoc uproaring this presents world abi nah by force nah a most to dey leave your evil immorality lifestyle? They dilapidate almost your entire kinship, enslave them to their own country for hard labour while in the pacific oceans almost 10 millions of blacks lost their life on that plight mission the terorrist Christians country you’re having a sympathy about should be phantom you have lost your conscience and choose to be highly rancorous to other group they have no evil record about you Africa wake up from this brainwash evil sets of people and it’s the same them that brought you guys their own plagiarise religion to successfully detonate y’all to hell but majority of you won’t know this after hypocrisy and ignoramus has eaten deeply into you guys are in other to recognize who the evil set are but your hypocrisy won’t let your ego be. So my prayer is may Almighty bestow is infinite mercy on you to see the light of Islam before death comes to your diaspora Salam!

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