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Hungry dey

Hmmmmm

ladyF:
Is this a joke?

I ponder, if it is, it's as dry as. .................

Na im fit the op

Abuja the beautiful city. Very soon it'll become near impossible to save a dime if you live in abj.



Make me sef quickly call out someone...
Dear future wife...where r u oooo, am tired of waiting for you. I hereby issue u an ultimatum of 6 months starting today, the 16th of august 2015, afterwards, i wont be held liable for marrying the next available babe...*side eyes

No time to waste on too many twists, there are plenty fishes in the sea.

Make me sef quickly call out someone...
Dear future wife...where r u oooo, am tired of waiting for you. I hereby issue u an ultimatum of 6 months starting today, the 16th of august 2015, afterwards, i wont be held liable for marrying the next available babe...*side eyes

Slavery

I will comment later

Word

Dear legislathiefs there are no jobs in the country!!

Rickety pickup, it was a machine back then in the 80's.

Come naija make you know say oyinbo na learrners

What?

Make i first book space

Oversized bacteria infested shyte box

Monkey, what has he done for his country?

Make we see PMB own

500k?

This 18 year old girl drank half a bottle of sniper (a popular insecticide) after her boyfriend ended their relationship. According to Aisha Yesufu who shared the story on twitter, she said the young girl is currently on admission and that doctors say her heart has now been affected by the poisonous substance. The supposed boyfriend who jilted her had to be called in and is seen in the photos consoling her.

Dollars!

Wtf!! It looks like a scarecrow

EroticAngelina:
This ho' z seriously beginning to annoy me!!

so who cares if she goes out naked to a friend's dinner in sambisa stop suffocating Nairaland with irrelevant threads. y'all claim she's seeking attention, buh y'all are the ones giving it to her

and bfor u tag me 'jealous' jx go dip ur phone in water, thanks

Take it easy sis

Opening Pandora's box! An ugly can of worms it is.

Disgusting

Two men, Isaac Nyam and his accomplice, both pictured above were rrested by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) in Abuja after they robbed the Kingdom Connection Church, Jabi Daki-Biyu Abuja on June 15th.
According to The Sun, the men were part of a 4-man robbery gang that specialized in robbing churches in Abuja of their tithes and offerings.
The robbers, who disguise as worshipers, attend the service of a church and then attack and rob them of the offerings collected.
Luck however ran out on them after they attacked the Kingdom Connection Church, Jabi Daki-Biyu Abuja. They had overpowered the security guards in the church and carted away with the church’s offering, musical instruments, laptops, GSM handsets and also removed the brain box of church’s Toyota Hummer bus. Unfortunately for them, they were later caught.
When interrogated, one of the suspects, Isaac Nyam said
“We specialized in robbing churches in Abuja. Usually one member of our gang would attend service in the church before we go to rob the place. When the ser­vice is on, we will watch what they are doing, especially during the offering time. We will watch where the ushers take the offering box after the service and in the night we go back for the operation.”
According to the FCT Commis­sioner of Police, Mr. Wil­son Inalegwu, after much investigation, the robbers’ hideout was located and they were subsequently arrested. The police recovered an English Berata pistol and three other pistols from the gang.
The suspects will soon be charged to court.

I'll go for a DNA test cause im can't possibly by child, the dad loves punny, the Grand father and his ancestors all LOVE wet juicy pnunani, where im wan get that kine thing from?