₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
I hope you didn't throw eggroll nylon inside that train. There is nothing you can't do.

How much was it and where did you go?

[color=royalblue]I never enter naa, stupid girl

They have Standard, Business and First Class.

I went to Ibadan by road. I say make I enjoy the experience of train

I paid 6500 for Business[/color]

afrodoc2:
Fresh meat is any meat that has not been processed in any way. It is firmer, tastier, and more nutritious than processed meat.

[color=royalblue]Yes, i bought fresh meat from a roadside Eleran[/color]

[color=royalblue]OasisX

You have my permission to press our necks(including mine) on the succeses of Buhari's rail again.

Buhari try for this one

But na only cash you fit take pay. No card.

Only God knows how much dem go dey thief per trip. [/color]

Leyqute:
If you have time (or next time you visit), explore that Challenge , MKO Abiola area. You’ll find atmospheres like Cubana in Lagos but less crowded, more chill, and less expensive.

Still can’t believe Cubana sells their Odogwu bitters 2k5 in the arena while you can get it for less than 1k elsewhere.

[color=royalblue]I don dey suspect that Bitters to be a front for Laundering

I have screenshotted this. Thanks[/color]

iamoyindamola:
I have been waiting for this since 🤣🤣🤣

[color=royalblue]Lagos Danfo drivers have conscience, walahi [/color]

raumdeuter:
Sometimes they carry 2 passengers in front and 4 at the back. I've seen where driver shared his seat with a passenger on his left side

You go just dey drive and micra go enter your lane without notice. Dem no even dey use signal most will just swing their arm to signal say dem wan turn

[color=royalblue]I love to enter Okada.

But I try so much to avoid it here. Make i no go see my face on top "Call to Glory" or "Painful Exit".

You go dey on your own, Micra go just come out enter your lane[/color]

afrodoc2:
Did you see fresh meat to buy?

[color=royalblue]This question dey confuse me, doc

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OasisX:


......most on Nairaland do think Ibadan is all about Bẹẹrẹ, Oje, Ọja-Ọba, Òkè-Ado, Òkè-Mapo and so on. Ibadan is an old City hence brown roofs are expected at the heart of it.

But when you move around wella to new Ibadan settlements like my Area along New Garage, Elebu Axis, you'll understand Ibadan ain't all about brown roofs.....LOL

[color=royalblue]I passed through Kuola, Sharp Corner, and Oluyole extension, and the houses i saw there are what you will find in Lagos.

Even the private schools i saw had decent environments.

Sometimes, online opinions are rooted on ignorance. [/color]

raumdeuter:
Outside Lagos many cities are chill. Even in Ibadan some markets don't open till 10am anything after 10pm the streets are looking deserted

If the transportation is good, many people will work in Lagos and live in Ibadan

How do you see those dreaded Micra cabs terrorizing the streets

[color=royalblue]Those cab drivers are wicked.

How can you carry 5 persons inside that tiny thing?

I no enter am oh. [/color]

Leyqute:
Yeah. That fenced area. You must’ve had a good time.

Shayo places plenty for IB. There are about 5-6 of them or more on that Awolowo road alone. If you have money, you’ll chop life in that city.

[color=royalblue]Omoh!. Ibadan is big

I used to think it was a fairytale. The place get places.

If the Lord permits, I go come back again.

Hopefully, raumdeuter assigns a feminist to take care of my hydraulic needs[/color]

Leyqute:
How was the garden? Did you check out that paintball place?

[color=royalblue]Nothing so far is happening here.

They open by 12pm on Sundays (Too late if you ask me)

I just visited the pool section, and ate chicken and chips from a vendor.

I wish this kind place dey Lagos[/color]

BlueRayDick:
E be like say u don turn travel vlogger , share ur Tiktok handle make we dey epp u double tap, share , like and keep gifting

[color=royalblue]I no sabi Soshio media like that.

Once something carry me go anywhere, I dey like look around before i comot.

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airmark:
Dayo na from Ogbomosho. This should be Premier hotel Mokola. My family used to go to their restaurant every first Sunday of the month when Nigeria was better. ☹️

OasisX:


Premier Hotel Ibadan. Chei! Visit their Pool at Weekend and be assured to go home with fresh meat.

[color=royalblue]Yeah
Premier Hotel.

I took the picture from Agodi gardens. .

I say make i see the city on last time before I leave.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Raumdeuter

Dem say na una first hotel for Ibadan be this[/color]

OasisX:
I am not bro. Abuja to Kano is not too far, so if they move straight to Kano, they will get there before dusk, that is 30hrs max.

Note: they would stop in Ife to eat Lunch. Stop in Owo to top-up tank. Stop in Okenne to eat dinner. Stop in Lokoja to top-up again....LOL

Guess you know how many hours my Grandpa used to spend from Osogbo to Kano? 54hrs!!!

[color=royalblue]The stopover for trains is to discharge passengers or pick new ones.

The Ibadan train would stop at Abeokuta to drop and pick passengers, not to eat.

It would do the same at Agege too.

If you use a bus to do the exact same thing, it cannot get to Yaba in 2 hours, 30 minutes. [/color]

OasisX:
I worked with a producing Firm in Ibadan for 4yrs and we sold our products across the country.

If our Truck [13tons] moved from Ibadan by 11am, they would reach Abuja by 8am the following Morning.

[color=royalblue]You are making my point for me

Your truck uses 21 hours to get to Abuja from Ibadan..The destination is Abuja.

A train would probably stop in 4 different cities, discharge and carry goods, and still get to Abuja in that same time; Something your truck won't do.
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OasisX:


..Ọrẹ, My Grandpa was a Farmer/Trader, a Colanuts Trader precisely and he sold to the North. He moved his products by rail from Osogbo [8am on Monday] and would reach Kano by 2pm on Wednesday.

They would have atleast 4-5 Stopovers and spent nothing less down 30mins at each Stopover. I do not need to check Google bro, coz I listened to real life stories from Grandpa.

May his Soul keep resting well in heaven.

[color=royalblue]You are making my point for me.

Oya, Use a trailer from Oshogbo, and let it do 4 or 5 stopovers, and tell me how it would get to Kano on Wednesday. [/color]

OasisX:
...how do you arrive at the ETA? I will really like to know bro. From Stories I heard, even passengers train in the olden days did spend days from South to North and vice versa - 2 to 3 days.

[color=royalblue]Google is our friend sir.

I am currently in Ibadan, and i hope to use the train by 4pm to Lagos.

The train will leave Ibadan, stop at Abeokuta, stop at Agege and finally stops at Yaba.

2 stopovers and it will reach Yaba in 2 hours, 30 minutes.

If i give you 2020 GLK, you cannot go to Abeokuta, Agege and get to Yaba in 2 hours, 30 minutes..

Unless you want Obi to suggest Private jets to convey fruits, rail transport is faster and cost effective[/color]

OasisX:


......we are talking fruits here bro. Moving fruits with rail from North to the South? Won't it get spoiled before it even gets to its destination?!

[color=royalblue]The ETA of a train from Kano to Lagos is 35 hours (Inclusive of 6 stop overs)

Show me the trailer that can do that in 48 hours and i will agree with you.[/color]

OasisX:



Q: How will you solve the issues of logistics of transporting fruits from the farm?

OBI: Thank you my sister for that question, if our colonial master could build rail from the north, kano.......

https://twitter.com/barbie_salmah/status/1685472129079291904?t=OtDpEJeUqnnvHBs-cFfVWg&s=19

[color=royalblue]What is wrong with this response?

The man started with "Let me answer you by first explaining how got here".

The man never even start to talk, BarbieSalmah don cut the part wey she wan use for her agenda.[/color]

GloriousGbola:
We now have raumception

Luxurydriverng:
Hmmm grossing 1,350,000 yet can't afford to go on a family vacation even in a close by African country or live in a middle-upper class neighborhood, continue to live in denial its part of the process. The matrix has placed rideshare driving as low income earners and sorry to burst your bubbles that ain't changing.
I only hope you are investing right because rideshare can take you from 100 to zero in a split second nor be juju be that

[color=royalblue]If an Uber driver cannot afford a vacation after grossing 1 million plus monthly, then nobody who earns it, can too.

A 1 million salary is "Gross" too.

If your YouTube earnings are 1 million, it is still "Gross" too.[/color]

[color=royalblue]This guy drove 15 minutes to come and pick me, then drove 25 minutes + to the destination.

I calculated the fare if i was to jump Ibadan Micras and i would spend 1, 400

Bolt charged 2000 flat. And this guy go still pay 25%.

Bolt is very very mad.[/color]

[color=royalblue]I think it is weird when BATists want Tinubu to keep ruling because Obidients are pained.

You dey suffer, but you wan laugh because your enemy dey vex..Very funny

Tinubu never rule 4 years. You no even know whether e go worst for you sef, but you wan make him rule so others can be pained.
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Segedinho:
Blueman want just finish d job once .....

[color=royalblue]Trial never even start

Judge just say make both counsels approach, na him baba begin bring out evidences

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BlueRayDick:
The weyrey say I will be overwhelmed by pain and bitterness . Person wey several years of pile don give enough pain and the agbo Jedi he was using has given him a lifetime dose of bitterness

[color=royalblue]Abeg, just free the matter.
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[color=royalblue]BlueRayDick pulled a Harvey Specter there.

Not bad, not bad. [/color]

Itsrm:
Who is this certified election rigger appointed as vice president?

[color=royalblue]Datti Ahmed[/color]

OasisX:
....I think so, really feel bad him. Though he is gonna appeal, but he is still gonna lose sha.

[color=royalblue]I believe his victory reflected the will of the people.

That kind person no go fit fund rigging.

Better luck next time to him![/color]

larride:
Almost every LP NASS member that won the election will most likely have their election upturned if their opponent challenged the election.

[color=royalblue]Yeah

Technicalities wahala[/color]

[color=royalblue]Raumdeuter

I dey your state now.

Arrange 2 feminists for me tonight.

I no want trans or she-male, abeg [/color]

OasisX:


Bad News;

Kaduna State Election Tribunal nullifies the victory of Rep. Donatus Mathew (LP) Kaura Federal Constituency, and declares Hon Gideon Gwani (PDP) as the legitimate winner.

[color=royalblue]No be this guy be the Okada abi na Keke rider?

Chai![/color]