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donstan18:
What kind of stats?

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Passes intercepted
Tackles
Balls cleared
Ariel duels
Saves
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donstan18:
I’ve not watched, seen or read any striker better than Drogba.

Until then, he’s the greatest ever.

[color=royalblue] Growth is measured

Make we use stats confirm am naa[/color]

donstan18:
You don’t know how pissed I get seeing someone compare another striker to Drogba the greatest striker to ever exist.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CdvLva4lFWG/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


E dey really piss me off.

[color=royalblue]How is he the greatest striker to ever exist?

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Capaldi:
Apparantly this is the fan's POTY not the big one.

[color=royalblue]Bruno was robbed again

cc: Expert17 [/color]

[color=royalblue]Chelseabmw

Abeg dey on standby

Any religious and blasphemous argument should receive a ban till the World cup

But allow Donstan18 and Finesse to entertain us abeg [/color]

[color=royalblue] Always think of what you stand to lose if you react, instead of sharing blames

If that fan slumped after Viera had touched him, the hunter would become the hunted.

Viera has his coaching future on the line, unlike a fan that has nothing at stake

No be everything you go dey find who right or wrong[/color]

larride:
Musk is just looking for a way to escape from the deal.

Ellexy:
meth or loud?

[color=royalblue]When did we buy him that we want to sell him?

Person wey we never use our 50 million finish, we wan sell

No be ment be that?[/color]

Ellexy:
[Fabrizio Romano] Manchester United are prepared to let Eric Bailly and Aaron Wan-Bissaka leave this summer. It depends on the proposals but both have chances to leave the club, as expected. #MUFC

[color=royalblue] Bisssaka ke?

When we buy am? [/color]

nihilistjnr:
You better learn to fly like your mates in Edo state

[color=royalblue]I spent about an 1 hour plus just to climb Idumota bridge and enter Marina



I no mind lead the appeal committee.

Okada should stay abeg[/color]

50d33q:
Stupid set of people causing unrest wherever they are

[color=royalblue]Make dem arrest dem but allow Okada to operate

Abeg [/color]

[color=royalblue]Omo, PDP and APC should start counting some losses from Kano.

My condolences to the senator representing PDP and APC in that Zone[/color]

folake4u:
Ah. Nor vex. I think NL guys say them nor want female shildren oh.

[color=royalblue]Redpillers



Be specific, please [/color]

folake4u:
Yeah she's strong.

I don't have patience for kids. My patience is very THIN. They're lovely but their wahala ehn fit make person run mad.

Don't worry, I prophesy that you'd have three kids. Three boys.

I don't even like their screaming. I literally beg and plead with them to stop.
A trick you can use to pacify kids(that I use) is to open YouTube and play "Baby Shark do do do" video for them, it calms their craze.
Hold your phone tightly sha.

I don't see what kids are doing at weddings though.

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I prefer more girls to boys sha [/color]

CAPdan21:
Una too dey carry bet for everything...small thing make we bet, na so we don lose many comrades on the altar of Onigbese...

[color=royalblue]If you want to call names, call names

Stop going through the corners [/color]

Itsrm:
I didn't make the money by being stupid. Why will I throw it away?

That I have a hunch that City will not win does not mean I'm willing to lose money

[color=royalblue]I just dey play, Comrade. I no mean am

You for just say you no go bet. All these explanations too much for ordinary "NO" naa



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folake4u:
The ones that fall asleep anywhere are something else!!!!! Ah. I fear kids oh. No care in this world, them just dey do their own dey go.

To be honest. My mum does Sunday School teachers work and I don't envy her at all cos the kids are like 50 of them.
Her voice go don crack and she'd end up drinking plenty water when she gets home.
Good thing is that they fear her a lot so they behave.

[color=royalblue]Your mum is strong.

I can't even have the patience for it.

I once tried looking after a kid while the mum was away...Omo, I nearly run mad

You will beg this kid to stay one place...Lai lai

You shout at him, he will cry, and then I'll start petting and pleading to him to stop

Pheeeew. They should be banned from weddings abeg [/color]

Itsrm:
You heard it from me first, City will not win that match

[color=royalblue]Make we bet $500 dollars

Are you game?[/color]

folake4u:
Ah you know this so well!!!!!

It's as if they're all sharing one bladder.

I really pity Sunday School teachers sha.

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Let's not talk about the ones that will just fall asleep anyhow, anywhere.

Taking care of just one child is more than stressful, talk more of when you put a number together [/color]

Skimpledawg:
Hahahah

The way Pep go rough handle Gerrard and his band of boys eeh

Eyes hath not seen, nor ears hear

[color=royalblue]Na anger City go take play that match.

Holy, Blasphemous anger

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Nazgul:
Just enter the children department of any church and you'll understand why restrictions are placed on kids in such events.

Kids are very troublesome and difficult to manage especially when they're in numbers.

Before you blink one is already at the technical unit dragging wire or disconnecting the whole system entirely, another is standing with the MC like bodyguard, one has shifted high table and Hennessy don fall break, another don shit for body, some are crying endlessly, other are going out, coming in and chasing themselves round the hall, making the whole place look very disorganized and rowdy.

And to control them is another Herculean task cos their parents who should do that would be more interested in stocking their bags with lots and lots of nylon bags filled with rice, assorted meats, drinks...etc, than actually paying attention to their kids.

A gathering absent kids would be more orderly and coordinated. I believe this is the reason why most couples prefer to keep them away from their reception.

[color=royalblue] If one person wants to pee, everybody will want to pee too

If one wants to drink water, everybody will ask for water

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Skimpledawg:
Gerrard is on a mission. He's got to win City to help Liverpool carry the league or lose and get the £15milla

[color=royalblue]You know as dem take stone Stephen for the Acts of Apostles?

Na so Pep go stone Stephen for that match

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donstan18:
Them knack person ban, e stop to dey drop epistle insulting Muhamaad out of fear to avoid another ban.

And Na this same person say e go enter Muslim midst insult their prophet.

Nairaland buccaneer

[color=royalblue]Why you dey like this?

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[color=royalblue]This one is mentally sick.

Weyrey lele yi

I pity the lady already [/color]

Joeyzinho:
currently in kuje correctional center. Abba kyari is here with me.

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How many lawyers do you need?

Would 34 be enough?[/color]

Joeyzinho:
Useless Southampton... Smh

[color=royalblue]Dem don knack you ban?

I was seeing your comments on front page, and I knew Ikoyi prisons was calling your moniker[/color]

[color=royalblue] Southampton is useless

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[color=royalblue]E don do ohhhh

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BlueRayDick:


Supermod izz.ou no vess

Unlimited22:

[color=royalblue] Can't they see we are just going around circles?

I came back only to read four pages of nonsense [/color]

andrewbaba44:
I just Dey imagine wasiu celebrating after scoring against macabbi Tel Aviv ,sparta Prague next season in the Europa league

Omo Ronaldo fans go collect next season

[color=royalblue]I forsee Wasiu leaving

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