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lewizylee: Saint hope u're ok now??

I guess saint is asking for a pic of wat u bought n not of you...
Nice to put. Face to d name though

Suit Tips for Office Workers
We all know that the office workers have much more chances to wear suits, owing to show their profession and formality. Here are some tips about how to wear suits for them.

If you are tall and thin, the stripe patterns will never be your best choice, because they always overly concentrate on your weaknesses of body shape.
Let’s move to the strong men. As to them, the single breasted suit would be much better. Notice that the dark suits are more suitable when compared with the light colored ones. Also, the straps can take the place of belts in these occasions.

In our daily life, there are few people with standardized body shape. But we can hide our weakness and create a better image by choosing the most suitable garments. For example, you can adjust your clothing and make yourself look taller, thinner, or stronger.
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Good morning every one, as we all go to church (including those that couldn't go) say a word of prayer for yourself and every one in this group, your friends and fenemies...
For safety and protection as we all prepare to go to our various schools for the CALL UP LETTER.... It is well with you ALL

madone: Good morning pals and happy Sunday. You guys re the best in the whole world. I just wish we can have NL NYSC camp cos it will be fun, anyway my prayer for you all this Sunday is for God to grant you all ur heart desires.
PLS HALA A PRAYER TO GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE NEXT PERSON
@j3da you re blessed today beyond measure

A beautiful morning and week I wish you too.. And unconditional favour I speak into your life and every one on C13 in JESUS NAME. Amen

Ichiebullion: See babes oh... dey form tolotolo for outside n area for inside... adary u do same shey?

Na, the highest I did wwas soak garri,wit milk hony n gnut

RowlandSAN: hahahaha, r u sure it wz d wind, one of ur hostel mate could hav done dat witout u knwin. It ws done lyke dat most tyme in my hostle. Well, mine ws lyke dis. I tied my towel around my waist nd went 2 d bathrum 2 hav my bath. Unknwn 2 me, my rummate had followd me in a snickin manner nd took my towel where i hangd it bk 2 d rum. Afta i finishd bathin, lo nd behold, no towel. I had 2 beg anoda person 4 a wrapper 2 tie nd headed bk 2 d rum nd ongettin there i found my towel on my bunk.

LolzzzzzzzzzzZz

What's your worst moment in sch?
Mine was having crisis in the middle of classes it hapned often during my pre degree, and den in final year, and waking up in the health center and always putting on sweater lik say I no get cloth

Ichiebullion: So u eat such also?

Nop but in warri folks eat n enjoy it... The one I lik is using stock to eat dry garri

dprince042: God helped me, I did'nt suffer much in skul buh my roomates did almost all of the above and I could remember one of them that drank garri with G.oil and added salt, I pitied her buh she said it was a known local food in their area.She is from Uroboh[size=15pt]Gone are the days![/size]

That one na correct local dish oh...

What was the craziest thing you did in the uni?
Me don't have any but will next week so stay tuned

Ichiebullion: Sch life u knw.. na jst to fill belle

As for me boli from d lady @ alaska junction every evening was ok for me... Had all kinds of junks in case of emergency

dimplecakes: Good morning house mates!!!!!!!!!

Been a while ooooooo.............I have really missed so many posts.

Where are my friends oooooo
@winnie
@beauty
@immanuel
@Omoteamac
@legend
@j-slimz
@haykayisokay
@adary
@sotenna
@Odebbs dearie
@Helen
@Zikkie
@jeok
@palacedaughter
@fubicutie
@saintalone
@Many more...................peeps!!!!!!

Am fully back now: have made my wedding n engagement cakes delivery yesterday@abeokuta, will upload pictures soon ehn!!!!!!!!!

Am back!!!!! Am back!!!!! Am back *winks#

*Dancing* welcome back

HaykayIsOkay: Helenqollinz, Lifeiscool, J3da and the guest(s) good morning all

Sup dear

j-slimz:
Hehehe....

When will you be heading to Ph? Remember to let me know, the power bank thingy.

Ok ma, nextweek it is

Though they say it’s the suit that makes the man, what often goes unmentioned is that the knot around a man’s neck -- his tie -- can be his undoing. Like sporting a full-face sunburn, an ill-advised suit-tie combination tells you so much about how a man takes care of himself, his priorities and what he aspires to be.

Today, we’ll review classic suit-and-tie (and shirt) commandments and then give you some of-the-moment examples for how these rules can be applied in real life.

Basic Rules For Matching Suits & Ties
1. If you don’t know what shirt to wear, choose a white one. White shirts go with pretty much any tie.
2. No matter how amazing the match between a suit and tie, an uncoordinated shirt will throw the entire outfit from a “do” to a “don’t.” Knowing this, keep the following rules of coordination in mind:
-Light tan shirts match with brown ties.
-Light pink shirts match with burgundy or navy blue ties
-Light blue shirts complement red, navy, yellow or burgundy ties
-When dealing with striped shirts, determine what its base color is and coordinate with colors as above. Just make sure the stripes on the shirt do match the stripes or pattern on the tie.
3. A suit with a solid base of dark colors is the safest way to emphasize solid, bold-colored ties.
4. Pattern sizes (stripes, etc.) across your suit, shirt and tie need to vary -- nothing looks weirder than a man who is wearing the same pattern on every layer.

The Perfect Suit & Tie Combinations For Modern Men
There are many instances in life when a suit and tie is either required, desired or advised. Unfortunately if you're matching the same suit and tie for the resort as you are for the red carpet, you are going to need some help. Here are the perfect suit and tie combinations every man needs, starting in order of importance.

The Classic Power Combination
Whether it's for a life-changing meeting, job interview or a business trip, the classic power combination of a dark, solid or slightly pin striped suit with a bold-colored tie is a cornerstone of every man's wardrobe. Though teaming a dark suit with a classic white shirt allows you to choose almost any tie pairing short of one with bright yellow polka dots, a traditionally yet impeccably cut deep-red tie has been a go-to "power" look since John Kennedy wore the pairing in his first presidential debate.

The Formal Combination
After the suit and tie a man wears to work, the most crucial combination in a man's closet is best described with two magic words: "black tie." A classic black suit paired with a classic black tie or bow tie is one of the most painless combinations to pull off for most men, but can also make a guy feel like he's lost all of his personality for the sake of formality. Is that's the case for you, try to find unique bow ties, like this one with artsy lace mesh from Marwood in order to get some second looks.

The rules for summer suit-tie combinations? First find a solid, light-colored cotton suit with a good cut that also allows you to move in the summer heat. Then, the fun part: choosing a provocatively patterned, bright tie in shades like pink that would be unacceptable for the other six months of the year.

The Casual Combination
Any suit-and-tie combination worn before noon on the weekend should have a sense of whimsy about it. To find a look for those occasions that don't involve your usual 9-to-5 work responsibilities, take the color of your power suit and find a suit a few shades lighter. Likewise, find a tie a few shades lighter than your favorite power tie that also throws in a mix of wild patterns with other colors.

As this is your combination that is most likely to clash, test your look with a couple of off-white or very light-colored shirts to ensure that everything pulls together in the end.

tie one, er... four on
While many guys have been brought up to think of a suit and tie as an unwanted uniform, the Better Man sees his suit-tie combinations as empowering -- a way of expressing taste, personality and an idea of his perfect self.
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Good morning famz... You all should look good in the new week

Fashion tips for women in the small business workplace
There is a myth out there that women who look stressed are successful, hard workers. They are too busy working to spend time caring for their appearance, and are instead focusing on juggling professional commitments and household demands.

But there is nothing wrong with looking good, and a put together, organized, professional image can generally give anyone a leg up in the corporate world.
Whether carving out time to take care of personal needs, or creating an organized system to make sure appearance ranks on the priority list, women can empower themselves in the workplace by looking polished with these five tips:

Personal style vs. appropriate office wear: Working in the business world, especially the financial services sector, means wearing a lot of suits. But personal style can be incorporated through the right choice of briefcase or purse and accessories such as shirts, shoes and jewelry. Be careful not to overdo the amount of accessories though, or to make too big a statement with them. Doing so risks distracting and detracting from one’s professional image.

Style choices vs. time management: When running between business meetings, strappy or uncomfortably high heels can certainly slow a busy person down. This does not mean women need to go back to loafers — but it does mean being practical. For business travel, stick to seasonal clothing choices that are neutral and easily mixed, matched and packed. Invest in good quality nylons so that runs are not an ongoing issue. Think about whom you will be meeting, who you might run into, and the statement you want your clothes to make. Remember, professionalism extends beyond the boardroom and onto the golf course or hotel restaurant.

Where to spend vs. where to save: A proper fitting suit is a must. It’s more important, and makes a bigger statement, than the style itself. Invest in a good quality black business suit. Then update the outfit occasionally with interesting, colorful shirts. Shoes should be kept close-toed and basic, and don’t need to be expensive, but should never look old or worn.

Feminine vs. professional appearance: Don’t take the feminine to an extreme, but don’t be afraid to look like a woman. Be sure to keep nails manicured and polished, in a neutral shade or without colour, but remember that even in the professional world, something such as lace can be an acceptable accent. And feel free to feel attractive by combining pencil skirts with suit jackets and heels.

Remember, be proud of your womanhood, even in the office.
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Zikkie: Ekaaro ooooo! Efribody!

Kaaro ooo, Omo daada! Hv u swept the compound?

j-slimz:
What does it mean?

Most pretty

j-slimz:
Mightily present

Ok M.P darl

j-slimz:
I'm MP ma'am

Lolz meaning?

Its friday night... Please where is everyone let's make this place fun na

Interview Starts...
HR OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

HR OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

HR OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

HR OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?

HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

HR OFFICER:- I think u are a M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

HR OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Sotenna: How to upgrade your Blackberry Smartphone to Android 4.2!

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones.

Now we have come up with one of the latest technology to upgrade your Blackberry phone to an Android.

The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully else you could destroy your phone forever. If you aren’t sure of yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech savvy to follow these steps for you.

The procedure...

Get your blackberry smartphone ready. Make sure it is fully charged.

Go to your kitchen.

Get a frying pan and pour any kind of oil into it.

Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.

Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a crisp golden brown, then remove it.

Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4.

Congratulations, you have successfully upgraded from Blackberry to Android! You can now enjoy android like everybody else. Again, make sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun upgrading!

(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no responsibility for any phones damaged while following this procedure. Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader.)

Wow nice thanks just upgraded

Can I take my Ipad 3 to camp plsssss

Where's every oneeeee...

Imagine What you CAN Do Instead of What You CANNOT

Imagine a world in which your skills allow you to do anything you want - to push any boundary and discover any path to success.

Imagine you can live that life and become the person you’ve always dreamed of. Now why can’t you do it?

We spend too much time imagining the things we cannot do that we forget how to be ambitious and push forward with the things we can. Don’t try to be good at everything or nothing. Be very good at the things which you were born to do and enjoy that you live a life that allows you to do that.

Ambition Drives Dreamers

The great dreamers of our day and age - Richard Branson, Elon Musk, and until recently Steve Jobs - these people have ambition greater than even they need and yet they strive to do more, achieve more, fly higher.

Be like them and never let your ambition wane as you move towards your goals.

mercyspeaks1: Adary sorry,didn't knw a colourmix s dere already.nids just finishing touches...go gurl...

Thanks dearie

Please I need honest opinion on this... By rating it

Ambition Opens a World of Discovery to You

Imagine a world with no ambition. We would be without nearly everything we hold dear. The great thinkers, inventors and businesspeople of the 20th and 21st centuries would have sat back and continued to sell ice from carts and horses from stables.

We benefit from a society of ambitious overachievers who never stopped wondering “what can I do next?”

Be that person.

Always ask what you can do next and how you can achieve any goal you set for yourself if you only open your mind to the possibilities that success will give you.

Your ambition, however momentous, will drive you forward and unlock opportunities you never dreamed possible.
Good morning famz.

booqee: Chai! See copy and paste o......

Or may be you copied from ME

homesteady: What is wrong with this person

Same thing wrong with you bro

Eeja Nla01: what's your gender?

Guess