CH3COO:

Jesus didn't love us for the want of a reward.  It was a selfless act of kindness.

That is what Eldee is trying to tell you.

If a man had done what Jesus did, he will be called STUPID cos human beings are known to be self-centred.
Geddit??

eldee:

Abi ooh . . . that was real stupidity not love

Eldee, that was HARSH.

debosky:

Missed my flight because of I wanted a haircut so I would look good for a girl, cost me $1200

Bloody nuisance.

NubianQ:

Jackal,
na wa for you oh! anyway we are here for you if you need a boob to cry on

I will note that, princesa!!!

HR.hotness:

I don't think u are babes,  

I think u have alot of resentment inside u

Negative. . . . . . . . .
The people close to me would tell u this is just  tongue-in-cheek.

RedHotChic:

weather beaten? i can always go for plastic surgery but you can't shake of the tiny weenie even with surgery, hommie.

Cosmetic surgeons would reject you. . . . . .
The tissues in your boobs have lost their elasticity. The only thing feasible is a transplant.
How about they plaster a Cow's mammary glands there??

NubianQ:

Jackal is donating his heart to the BBW Ladies!

Nah. . . . .Eldee will do that.
He loves em BIG!!!!!!!

HR.hotness:

Jackal. . swthrt. . .

we need to work this out. . . i worry about u babes

Don't worry about me, Senora.
I am perfectly okay.

Your weather-beaten cleavage??
¿Quién quiere tocar el seno de una vaca?
Those chesticles of yours have sagged, Senora. . . . .They can never draw a penny outta me, try Eldee.

RedHotChic:

To each on their own. Just be careful of what you wish for. I wouldn't want to need a kidney from anybody but if needs be, i wouldn't even mind taking it by force from Eldee or Jackal.

Come and take it by FORCE.
I dunno what makes you feel every man out there would fall for your chesticles and slim ass.

Mustay:

Is Ab himself not foolish?

If he is FOOLISH. . . . .He wouldn't be a billionaire.
U want to tell Roman how to run his own club??
NLers are funny.

Comrades, Guys, Fellas, Lads, Mates, Geezers. . . . .

Y'all peops should take it easy. . . . .
Ronaldo is on a week's vacation just like Sir Alex Ferguson. He is not delaying his foot operation . . . .
The operation is not even serious(He can't be out for more than 4 weeks).
This has nuthing to do with Real Madrid and Calderon already said they won't pay 80 million for the whizkid.

I still feel Ronnie will remain at OT this season.

samix:

i know i messed up there but i felt disgusted that she didn't trust me afterall. well thanx anyway enque

She's not good enough for u. . . . . .You deserve a better chic.
Forget about her and fucking MOVE ON. . . . . There are many pebbles on the beach waiting for you.
Why sulk over a woman? Tssssssk. . . . .tsssssssk!!

akinalabi:

Wayne is a player we cannot do without at Old Trafford.

The 5 matches we lost last season, he was not there. That is
an amazing statistics.

If he is a failure, we'll like more failures in our team.

May God Bless You, Akin.

All i know is Wayne Rooney is more technically gifted than any Bayern Munich's striker.
Klose, Podolski and Ludicrous Toni have nuthing on Wazza.

stillwater:

Whatever!!!!!!!

C-ya later.

Think about the bread offer. . . .It's the best u can get.
SLY will only offer u groundnuts.

The Sly:

Don't mind that Little Bird. . . .
She's somewhere around the east coast of ermmm you know where. . . . .
I'm talking about the land of OBESITIES. . .
Its time for me to go n shoot sum IRAQIS jor. . . . .

She's fragile. . . .I have given up trying to smack her.
On her forehead, there's a note. . . .BREAKABLE.

Jesus fed thousands with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
Bread is the only food one gets to eat in Heaven, sorry to burst your bubble.
No Pizza for ya.

stillwater:

I'm not in the position to do that.

U can do with some bribe.
How about i buy Agege Bread for u. . . . .Deal?

stillwater:

mmmhhh

I have always known u are weird.
Just make sure u open the pearly gates FOR ME when the trumpet sounds.

@ TOH,

What about SHYNE? U love him?
UK gurls hated him some years back cos they find "GET OUT" too offensive to women.
It's a perfect BREAK-UP song.

stillwater:

Heaven!!!!!!!

Weird!!!!!

stillwater:

10p.m? It's like 3:24 where you're. . .that's if you're in London

It's 4.30 in London. . . . .I will be joining the mass in 2 hrs.
Where u at??

TOH:

Well I like Criminal & KIll You.

Brain Damage used to be my favorite song

Dont like Sing For The Moment

What about Drips, Till i collapse, We as Americans and Love you more.

stillwater:

Are you feeling sleepy already?

I am not a night bird.
Father Francis insists i sleep by 10 pm.

stillwater:

Watching it on youtube now. Definitely not my style

U better start dancing. Back spin and head spin
Stilly, go to bed!!!!

stillwater:

Aerosmith speaking Yoruba, that would be the 9th world wonder.

Just kidding. It was a song by some Naija group(X-project).
A party song and Naija folks love it lyk crazy.

stillwater:

Lmao!! Who sang it?

Aerosmith.

The Sly:

On the floor. . .
The Guy was simply saying he wanted to shag on the floor!

I see. . . . . .Thanx for clarifying.
No wonder those Hot London babes were grinding their asses like go-go dancers.
How did that song beat the censor's board??

@ J-baby,

U have a durrrrrrrty mind.

Gongo Aso was crap to me. . . . . .Nuthing fantastic.
I heard some other tracks on the same album and they were tight(especially the 1st 2 tracks).

@ J-Girl,

Where are u taking SLY to?
Please. . . . .no prickish moves tonight.
If any of y'all gets freaky, i would shoot.

@ SLY,

What is Lori Le??

stillwater:

Naa, this woman hates the crowd! I stand alone

Interesting!!!!


@ J-girl,

Whats Lori Le?
Heard a song in a Naija party some few weeks back??

U join em if u can't beat em. . . . Thats common sense, innit?

stillwater:

Ok ooo!! Whatever rocks your boat. Too boring for me, though!!!

Guess people don't like RAP music in your state. . . .
I was in Cali for 11 months some years back and everyone wants to RAP. . . .Even the cab drivers can spit rhymes.

The Sly:

Mine is 99.7%

Rock. . Soul. . R& B can be used as a weapon to have me do sumn i don't like to do.
If sum thiefs Wanna steal your cash. . .They would say your LIFE or your MONEY.
As for me. . .Just say Give me your money or I'll play sum Rocks or R n B's into your eardrums!!

I try to accomodate female relatives who might want to listen to some cool tunes.
But trust me. . . . . .How does slow music sets a man off on a monday morning when u got Dr Dre's "The Chronic" album waiting to be played??


@ Stillwater,

I have heard that before but it seems it's a bit too late for me to change NOW. I am too stuck in me ways.
Rap is in the blood. A day without blasting Wu-Tang clan is a blue day.

stillwater:

That's so boring.

Bite me!!!!!! U can't change me.
Rap is LIFE.

I just believe Lauryn Hill's talents have no limit.
Still can't believe she gave everything up for raising kids.
I knew that chic when she was still a Fugee. . . . . . THE SCORE is one album i can't do without.

stillwater:

It's not a matter of gender, some guys do sing and love soul.

True that.
I am just too different. . . . .Ma iPod has 95% Rap Albums.

@ Stillwater,

Thats why i am a geezer and u are a chic.
Neo-Soul is too soft for me.

stillwater:

Now you're talking!!!!!! Now that's music.

Honestly, it gets boring to me.
I'd rather listen to D12's "Devil's Night" to Mariah Carey's albums.
Rap if free. . . . . . .It allows me to listen to em special words the likes of Mariah Carey don't say in the public BUT say privately.