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Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:41am On Jun 26, 2008 |
stillwater: Thats minor. . . . .STD are forgettable scars. Guilty conscience ONLY comes into the equation IF the babe in question is not a hood rat with multiple partners. Men don't have feenings for a gurl they know as a freebie. Thats OFFICIAL. RedHotChic: If Don Juan is 24 then it's a different tune. However, the woman still has a whole lot more to LOSE having an unwanted baby. The Cameroun gist is hilarious. $2000 for knocking a woman up?? Trust me, Condoms would sell more in Cameroun than oil in Nigeria. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:27am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: I will knock your head if u keep taking me 5 steps backwards Responsibilty flies out of the window as soon as the babe conceives an unwanted baby. Whatever happens afterwards does not make the guy good or fantastic. . . . . Besides, being responsible is not even in the equation if Don Juan is 16-20. A person that is not old enough to feed himself WILL NOT stand by any pregnant woman. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:19am On Jun 26, 2008 |
stillwater: I believe the female gender should be more careful and more responsible. She has more to lose if accident happens. . . . Carrying an unwanted baby for 9 months is an emotional torture. Morning sickness, School/Work will stop, Labour pains and reh reh reh Meanwhile, Don Juan is partying away or prolly humping anutha woman around the neighbourhood. So who loses more? Me thinks the babe has a whole lot to lose. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:05am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Cajoled to have intercourse by lies?? I would love to learn such lies. Women are weaker sex but they don't have weak brains. They know if they are gonna get laid or not. . . . .all those bedroom drama is a facade. Many chics have actually told me they know if they would sleep with a man or not from the 1st day. stillwater: Lame excuses!!!!!! Women should be more responsible about the whole schitzo. The consequences are more for em than the guys. . . . . |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:46am On Jun 26, 2008 |
stillwater: If guys would zip up?? ?? Were these gurls raped or forced into intercourse? Your phrase should go. . . . .If gurls would lock their thighs, we wouldn't be here. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:41am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: It's still better to stay STRAPPED than skin-dive. With the number of unidentified STI/STDs flying around everywhere. . . . .I don't wanna die young. I love me life. Number of women i have knocked up?? None. I don't take risks. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:32am On Jun 26, 2008 |
stillwater: Pregnancy is not maturity. I know a babe with 4 kids in ma neighbourhood, she is only 19.
So u suggest we skin-dive as condoms are not 100% safe?? |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:15am On Jun 26, 2008 |
StephenP: The "condom culture" is very important. It's very irresponsible for any man to be spreading his seeds everywhere like some Zimbabwean farmers. RedHotChic: It makes no difference. . . . . . .It's either one is HOLY or UNHOLY(U cannot sit on the fence). stillwater: You are too young to talk about love, Stilly. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:57am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: This is not about lacking any moral fibre!!!! 2 people having intercourse BEFORE marriage have sinned from the onset. . . . . .In Heave, one sin is not greater than the next. SIN is SIN. . . . . . . So each time u watch Usher's videos and your body go wow, u have commited fornication(never mind kissing ya boy/f). Bearing all these in mind, the foundation of the pregnancy was laid with SIN. . . . one more SIN won't change anything. The whole set-up reeks of SIN anyways. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:46am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Yea right!! So, abortions forced cos of complications is Godly and that done without complications is unGodly?? Look at these analogy. . . . . .Mr A Killed someone in cold-blood and Mr B killed someone in self-defence. Does that make Mr B more Godly than Mr A?? Babes, the crux of the matter is . . . . .Life was LOST!!!! Thats the single most important factor. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:39am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Please spare me. Are u saying you would advise a girl to keep the baby of an armed robber or Clifford Orji?? What if the pregnancy is complicated and it might kill the carrier. . . . Is Abortion sinful then and unGodly? RedHotChic: Sex after marriage is sinful? Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . .I don't wanna marry again. |
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 2:27am On Jun 26, 2008 |
NubianQ: Seriously, you are not in any way a MUGU. . . . . You just have a big heart. There are many people with the same experience as yours. . . .most of them did all these out of their own free will. MUGU can't really be defined cos of it's relativity. . . . . . If i give a tramp 5 quid . . . .It's not because i believe his story, i am just doing it out of FREEWILL but the loser might actually feel. . . Anutha MUGU. Geddit? Don't sweat it, your BIG reward is on it's way. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:22am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Accidental pregnancy can be aborted. Why leave a "mistake" one is bound to regret for the rest of his life?? While i don't support making babies out of wedlock, it is not advisable to marry anyone because u got her knocked up. Solution: Stay double-strapped!!! |
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 2:15am On Jun 26, 2008 |
@ NubianQ, Why don't u marry Lai Lai? 2 Mugus won't outsmart each other. Y'all should check each other out for compatibility. |
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:12am On Jun 26, 2008 |
Not advisable. Men should have the "condom culture". |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 2:01am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Flaming irritant. CH3COO: I can understand she gets clitoral erections for me but tell her not to make it so obvious. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:52am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: This spastic leprechaun can't just keep her lips buttoned up? What is it with you? "Diarrhoea of the mouth" that makes your cock-sucking lips run like a DC Motor OR u have just been cursed. You cannot take your frustrations out on me, plonker. . . . . All i am saying is "thrash" is a verb not a noun. It has no space where u plugged it. . . . Accept your fucking mistake and move on. We all make mistakes!!!! I am going to let u respire now as i have just realised STUPIDITY flows from your TITS to your CLIT. @ Cooldude62, Ssup, homie. . . . . |
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 1:46am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Miss RedHot[b]Clit[/b], Honestly, i enjoy your comments and the cheecky topics you create but u cannot continue to run amok in the yard attacking all and sundry in the name of ignorance. Lets stick to the topic and attack only when you are attacked. Capice?? Lest i forget, let me know the results of your psycho-evaluation tests on friday. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:31am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Don't even drown in your own ignorance. . . . What is "THRASH" doing in that context?? Admit it, u had that muddled up. . . . Trying to break free from this quick-sand will kill u quicker than u know. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:21am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Is that "Thrash" or "Trash" It seems the educated RedHotChic is half-baked afterall. Pick the speck in your eye before u attempt to haul the log in someone else's eyes. |
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 1:01am On Jun 26, 2008 |
fellow: . . . . . And u should be named a CRETIN. How can one write so much and makes no sense. Rooney compared to Defoe . . . . and Rooney is overhyped cos he is English. . . . So what is Defoe? Cameroonian?? You are a pillock. |
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 12:56am On Jun 26, 2008 |
eldee: The whole drama is doing me head in. . . . . .It seems the dame is obsessed. Who takes someone's kidney by force?? Me thinks the chic needs a SHRINK. Who knows . . . . .She could be functioning on XXY chromosomes. |
Politics / Re: For The Sake Of My Sanity I Have Resolved Not To Care by Jackal(m): 12:26am On Jun 26, 2008 |
@ Kobojunkie, Thanks for your observation but my response smacked of anger, disillusion and frustration, which in the main theme were served to whip out sentiments. A book as volumed as the Holy Koran or the Holy Bible would not be enough to document Nigeria's solutions. The onus of any solution lies in a collective determination to do right things peacefully and amicably or a selective decision to revolutionarize the entity called Nigeria. I know where I stand because I know what I believe. What do you or the rest of Nigerians believe and where do you stand? Having said that; let me amplify our hypocrisy as Nigerians. Let me correct our myopic thoughts and deeds so we can understand the very syndrome that has inflicted so much damage to our psyche and integrity. Nigeria's problem is most evident for the blind to see. Corruption is everywhere and the truth is that Nigeria is defying all rational theories or known history. Whether you like it or not, the fact remains that with the Gani's and Soyinka's, the Achebe's and Zik's our hopes are still dashed in our very faces and another dream is wished away. Do you want me to tell you to go on rampage? Are you honestly telling me Nigerian leaders will yield to rational opinion in the face of debates and corrective suggestions? Alas, we deceive ourselves and I am not one of the deceived. I have no faith in Nigeria but if you do, then let's hear what you have to say. In the abundance of water, a fool is still thirsty. Nigeria has oil, yet we still import refined products. Oil has only brought about sufferings to all of us. We can't get it to buy and when we do it is at the most exorbitant per capita ratio. When oil was at $10/barrel, NNPC had reason to say it was over-subsidizing it, when it went to $40/barrel, deregulation set in and Nigerians were made to pay over the top for their own God-giving resource, which spills out of their land. Is this not a curse? Now oil is over $130/barrel and Nigerians are buying it at a more expensive price than in countries like Venezuela, the US, Malaysia and even Azerbaijan (one of the most impoverished east European states). There has been so much motion but little movement since independence. Nigeria is a republic and not a monarchy. Nonetheless,the people that ruled our grand-fathers, our fathers, are still the ones ruling you and I. I would have thought the solution was pretty obvious to you. Though I am not an advocate of violence but if peaceful moves and solutions become impossible, then violent moves become unavoidable. The solution? I think it's pretty obvious! R-E-V-O-L-You-T-I-O-N. In my final analysis, albeit I would assume for the umpteenth time and again, that solutions have been proffered; it is not rocket-science to know that all what is happening in Nigeria are preposterous and contrary to reason. And we do not need God or some witchcraft oracle to tell us otherwise. I am of the selective few. I have pitched tent somewhere, waiting, patiently for the decisive moment. I'll give you an insight - start denigerianizing yourself little by little and see yourself first and foremost for who you are. Only then can we deal with our own without fear or favour. The days of Nigeria are numbered and I can tell you many people share this sentiment. What is wrong in an Ijaw nation or a Yoruba one - the days of our foolishness are fast perishing! |
Romance / Re: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by Jackal(m): 11:58pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
eldee: Hmmmmmmm . . . . . . .~~~~~~~Le Chac is watching from a distance.~~~~~ @ topic, We argue about $$$$$$$$$$. |
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 10:36pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
folahann: Stop talking via ya ass. . . . . Rooney equalised and was forced out of the pitch immediately after scoring his goal. As at the time he was playing . . . . . .game was 1-1. United lost the game while he was OUT!!! @ Vislabraye, Adebayor is better than Rooney?? I won't even commend further. . . . .For u plastic fans, it's goal scoring. For us Man Utd fans. . . .It's his work rate and ability to pave ways for his strike partners. |
Music/Radio / Re: 22 Richest American Rappers by Jackal(m): 7:39pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
Hov ma ass. . . . How much does Hova have. . . . .50 made $400 million to be paid $100million every year for the next 4 years. Not even Oprah Winfrey makes that much in a year excluding record sales and G-unit clothing. Jigga can't clean Fiddy's shoes. . . . The tide has changed. |
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 7:13pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
eldee: Honestly, I haven't done any silly thing for LOVE. Men don't really fall into this category. . . . Mama didn't raise no fool. |
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 7:08pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
RedHotChic: That was lame. . . . . Try HARDER!!!! |
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 7:01pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
@ Dayokanu, You are a big idiot. How many times have u told us it's not about goal-scoring. . . . It's about setting up others to score. Man Utd(after the exit of Van Nistelrooy) has been playing 4-6-0 so shut ur traps about Rooney this n that. Wayne is more technically gifted than Toni, Podolski or Klose. . . . .any idiot can score goals. Is Adebayor better than Van Persie?? Is Klose better than Drogba?? U need to start thinking before this STUPIDITY drowns u. |
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 6:54pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
HR.hotness: ELDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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