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Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:41am On Jun 26, 2008
stillwater:

You forget to add possibilty of contracting STDs and guilty conscience on the male' part when he comes to his senses, if he comes to his senses

Thats minor. . . . .STD are forgettable scars.
Guilty conscience ONLY comes into the equation IF the babe in question is not a hood rat with multiple partners.
Men don't have feenings for a gurl they know as a freebie. Thats OFFICIAL. cool


RedHotChic:

You are painting the worst scenario. What if Don Juan is over 24? Besides, the law in America applies to men 18 and above because they are adults. If he does not have a job, he has no business knocking women up. He can as well go and pick fruits to take care of the fruit of his idiocy.

If Don Juan is 24 then it's a different tune.
However, the woman still has a whole lot more to LOSE having an unwanted baby.

The Cameroun gist is hilarious. $2000 for knocking a woman up??
Trust me, Condoms would sell more in Cameroun than oil in Nigeria. cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:27am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Don't paint it like it's all loss for the woman and gain for the man. A [b]responsible [/b]man should be able to stand by her during the pregnancy and share the pains and expenses associated with the pregnancy after all she didn't knock herself up. He should be able to cover her bills if she goes on maternity leave and so on. Love or no love, that's the [b]right [/b]thing to do.

I will knock your head if u keep taking me 5 steps backwards angry angry angry angry

Responsibilty flies out of the window as soon as the babe conceives an unwanted baby.
Whatever happens afterwards does not make the guy good or fantastic. . . . .
Besides, being responsible is not even in the equation if Don Juan is 16-20.
A person that is not old enough to feed himself WILL NOT stand by any pregnant woman.
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:19am On Jun 26, 2008
stillwater:

Personally, it's not a matter of gender here, I believe individuals should take responsibilities for their actions.

I believe the female gender should be more careful and more responsible.
She has more to lose if accident happens. . . . Carrying an unwanted baby for 9 months is an emotional torture.
Morning sickness, School/Work will stop, Labour pains and reh reh reh

Meanwhile, Don Juan is partying away or prolly humping anutha woman around the neighbourhood.
So who loses more?
Me thinks the babe has a whole lot to lose.
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:05am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Actually, many were raped or coerced into sex by force or by lies. What happened to your prior belief that women are "weaker" sexes?

Cajoled to have intercourse by lies?? I would love to learn such lies. tongue tongue
Women are weaker sex but they don't have weak brains.
They know if they are gonna get laid or not. . . . .all those bedroom drama is a facade.
Many chics have actually told me they know if they would sleep with a man or not from the 1st day. wink


stillwater:

Sometimes it's voluntary.
Sometimes these girls are raped and forced.
Sometimes girls do it out of pity in order for you men not to die. So that on your orbituary they don't write "He died for not receiving what would only last for some meagre minutes." tongue

Lame excuses!!!!!!
Women should be more responsible about the whole schitzo.
The consequences are more for em than the guys. . . . .
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:46am On Jun 26, 2008
stillwater:

No. I just wanted to douse your hopes. tongue If guys would zip up we wouldn't be discussing this issue.

If guys would zip up?? ??
Were these gurls raped or forced into intercourse?
Your phrase should go. . . . .If gurls would lock their thighs, we wouldn't be here. tongue grin
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:41am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:


it's not a matter of skin-plunging, rather, it's a fact. Condoms are not 100% safe. Who knows how many women you've knocked up and taken to the butchering clinic? Abortions are also not 100% safe.

It's still better to stay STRAPPED than skin-dive.
With the number of unidentified STI/STDs flying around everywhere. . . . .I don't wanna die young.
I love me life.

Number of women i have knocked up?? None.
I don't take risks.
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:32am On Jun 26, 2008
stillwater:

Some of my mates are already in their third pregnancies. What do you mean by too young?

Pregnancy is not maturity. I know a babe with 4 kids in ma neighbourhood, she is only 19. shocked


Condoms are not 100% safe. Only God knows the amount of unwanted pregnancies you guys have incured.

So u suggest we skin-dive as condoms are not 100% safe??
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 3:15am On Jun 26, 2008
StephenP:

Man, first off, when it comes to sex, the first thing that comes to my mind is the condom. Not just because she could get pregnant but cause of all 'em STDs flying around.

The "condom culture" is very important.
It's very irresponsible for any man to be spreading his seeds everywhere like some Zimbabwean farmers.

RedHotChic:

So you'll have to remain that sin and commit more abi?

It makes no difference. . . . . . .It's either one is HOLY or UNHOLY(U cannot sit on the fence).


stillwater:

I don't think I like the idea of a man marrying me out of him being obligated to do so not because he loves me. It's annoying.

You are too young to talk about love, Stilly.
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:57am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

I think the problem here is that you lack the slightest moral fiber found in homosapiens. I never said that abortion done with a plausible reason is not sinful. Abortion is evil and there is nothing you can say that will excuse that. If there are complications that will endanger the mothers life, it's a different ball game. God knows our hearts.

This is not about lacking any moral fibre!!!!
2 people having intercourse BEFORE marriage have sinned from the onset. . . . . .In Heave, one sin is not greater than the next.
SIN is SIN. . . . . . . So each time u watch Usher's videos and your body go wow, u have commited fornication(never mind kissing ya boy/f).
Bearing all these in mind, the foundation of the pregnancy was laid with SIN. . . . one more SIN won't change anything.
The whole set-up reeks of SIN anyways. grin grin
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:46am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:


We are not talking about complications here. Is the armed robber's foetus not a human being?

Yea right!!

So, abortions forced cos of complications is Godly and that done without complications is unGodly??
Look at these analogy. . . . . .Mr A Killed someone in cold-blood and Mr B killed someone in self-defence.
Does that make Mr B more Godly than Mr A?? grin grin grin grin grin
Babes, the crux of the matter is . . . . .Life was LOST!!!! Thats the single most important factor. cool
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:39am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

That's callous. Abortion is sinful and unGodly, besides, what if the girl is scared of having an abortion?

Please spare me.
Are u saying you would advise a girl to keep the baby of an armed robber or Clifford Orji??
What if the pregnancy is complicated and it might kill the carrier. . . . Is Abortion sinful then and unGodly?


RedHotChic:

Sex is not sinful and unGodly. It's only sex after marriage that is sinful and UnGodly but even if you commit the sin, does that mean you should continue and cap it up with abortion AKA murder?

Sex after marriage is sinful?
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . .I don't wanna marry again. grin grin
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 2:27am On Jun 26, 2008
NubianQ:

na my papa i pity. i finish im money dey do love in tokyo. if my dad reads it i will have to pay for all the lies about exam fees, mid term allowances and co grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Seriously, you are not in any way a MUGU. . . . . You just have a big heart.
There are many people with the same experience as yours. . . .most of them did all these out of their own free will.
MUGU can't really be defined cos of it's relativity. . . . . .
If i give a tramp 5 quid . . . .It's not because i believe his story, i am just doing it out of FREEWILL but the loser might actually feel. . . Anutha MUGU.
Geddit?  Don't sweat it, your BIG reward is on it's way. cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:22am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Most people already have the culture but end up getting mixed up in accidental pregnancy.

Accidental pregnancy can be aborted.
Why leave a "mistake" one is bound to regret for the rest of his life??
While i don't support making babies out of wedlock, it is not advisable to marry anyone because u got her knocked up.
Solution: Stay double-strapped!!!
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 2:15am On Jun 26, 2008
@ NubianQ,

Why don't u marry Lai Lai?
2 Mugus won't outsmart each other.
Y'all should check each other out for compatibility. wink wink
Romance / Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 2:12am On Jun 26, 2008
Not advisable.

Men should have the "condom culture".
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 2:01am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Lay off the insults please.

Flaming irritant. angry angry angry angry


CH3COO:

Jackal and RedHotChic why are you two always going at each other. Are you feeling the hots . . .

I can understand she gets clitoral erections for me but tell her not to make it so obvious.
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:52am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Just say you haven't heard "thrash" being sufficed for "drama queens". it's a whole mile away from 'trash' which is usually used for your likes that come from the trailer park. I'm one chic here that accepts my error whenever am wrong about what am saying quite unlike many of us because i was wired that way. Nobody knows everything, so, if you haven't heard "thrash" being used in that context unlike what you are used to, you may have learnt a new thing today. I'm done bashing you tonight anyway. Back to topic and please go and brush your mammary dentition because it's getting late.

This spastic leprechaun can't just keep her lips buttoned up? What is it with you?
"Diarrhoea of the mouth" that makes your cock-sucking lips run like a DC Motor OR u have just been cursed.
You cannot take your frustrations out on me, plonker. . . . . All i am saying is "thrash" is a verb not a noun.
It has no space where u plugged it. . . . Accept your fucking mistake and move on. We all make mistakes!!!!
I am going to let u respire now as i have just realised STUPIDITY flows from your TITS to your CLIT.


@ Cooldude62,

Ssup, homie. . . . .
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 1:46am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

At least there is a closure on my genotypes. Yours is just referred to as an "extra chromosome". Whether it's a triple combination of human chromosomes or a combination of reptilian chromosomes are yet to be inferred. Let us know when you find the third component that disorganized your fake ass XY chromes'. You honestly do not need a shrink, i think you need deliverance.

Miss RedHot[b]Clit[/b],
Honestly, i enjoy your comments and the cheecky topics you create but u cannot continue to run amok in the yard attacking all and sundry in the name of ignorance. Lets stick to the topic and attack only when you are attacked. Capice??

Lest i forget, let me know the results of your psycho-evaluation tests on friday. grin
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:31am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

It seems educated jackal finds it difficult to decipher between the meaning trash and thrash. Check for the likely speck in your own eye brothr!

Don't even drown in your own ignorance. . . . What is "THRASH" doing in that context??
Admit it, u had that muddled up. . . . Trying to break free from this quick-sand will kill u quicker than u know. grin
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by Jackal(m): 1:21am On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Which of the T's do you mean? Taiwo, Tayo, Tunde, Tramp, Arrow or Thrash?

Is that "Thrash" or "Trash"
It seems the educated RedHotChic is half-baked afterall.
Pick the speck in your eye before u attempt to haul the log in someone else's eyes. tongue
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 1:01am On Jun 26, 2008
fellow:

rooney ronney ronnie ro, whateva

i feel so sick when peeps like you alk about ronnie like some kind of GOD. Last season, tevez performed a lot more better than your brute of a striker.

it is just so simple

he's an over hyped english player who isnt even better than defoe. grin

you should be named a jackass JACKAL

. . . . . And u should be named a CRETIN.
How can one write so much and makes no sense.
Rooney compared to Defoe . . . . and Rooney is overhyped cos he is English. . . .
So what is Defoe? Cameroonian?? You are a pillock.
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 12:56am On Jun 26, 2008
eldee:

Come, that's not good for business
BIG!!! what's with you and Hotfumi sef tongue

The whole drama is doing me head in. . . . . .It seems the dame is obsessed.
Who takes someone's kidney by force??
Me thinks the chic needs a SHRINK.
Who knows . . . . .She could be functioning on XXY chromosomes. grin
Politics / Re: For The Sake Of My Sanity I Have Resolved Not To Care by Jackal(m): 12:26am On Jun 26, 2008
@ Kobojunkie,       

Thanks for your observation but my response smacked of anger, disillusion and frustration, which in the main theme were served to whip out sentiments.
A book as volumed as the Holy Koran or the Holy Bible would not be enough to document Nigeria's solutions. The onus of any solution lies in a collective determination to do right things peacefully and amicably or a selective decision to revolutionarize the entity called Nigeria.
I know where I stand because I know what I believe. What do you or the rest of Nigerians believe and where do you stand?

Having said that; let me amplify our hypocrisy as Nigerians. Let me correct our myopic thoughts and deeds so we can understand the very syndrome that has inflicted so much damage to our psyche and integrity. Nigeria's problem is most evident for the blind to see.
Corruption is everywhere and the truth is that Nigeria is defying all rational theories or known history. Whether you like it or not, the fact remains that with the Gani's and Soyinka's, the Achebe's and Zik's our hopes are still dashed in our very faces and another dream is wished away. Do you want me to tell you to go on rampage? Are you honestly telling me Nigerian leaders will yield to rational opinion in the face of debates and corrective suggestions? cheesy grin

Alas, we deceive ourselves and I am not one of the deceived. I have no faith in Nigeria but if you do, then let's hear what you have to say.
In the abundance of water, a fool is still thirsty. Nigeria has oil, yet we still import refined products. Oil has only brought about sufferings to all of us.
We can't get it to buy and when we do it is at the most exorbitant per capita ratio. When oil was at $10/barrel, NNPC had reason to say it was over-subsidizing it, when it went to $40/barrel, deregulation set in and Nigerians were made to pay over the top for their own God-giving resource, which spills out of their land. Is this not a curse? Now oil is over $130/barrel and Nigerians are buying it at a more expensive price than in countries like Venezuela, the US, Malaysia and even Azerbaijan (one of the most impoverished east European states).


There has been so much motion but little movement since independence. Nigeria is a republic and not a monarchy.
Nonetheless,the people that ruled our grand-fathers, our fathers, are still the ones ruling you and I.
I would have thought the solution was pretty obvious to you.
Though I am not an advocate of violence but if peaceful moves and solutions become impossible, then violent moves become unavoidable.
The solution? I think it's pretty obvious! R-E-V-O-L-You-T-I-O-N.


In my final analysis, albeit I would assume for the umpteenth time and again, that solutions have been proffered; it is not rocket-science to know that all what is happening in Nigeria are preposterous and contrary to reason. And we do not need God or some witchcraft oracle to tell us otherwise.
I am of the selective few. I have pitched tent somewhere, waiting, patiently for the decisive moment.
I'll give you an insight - start denigerianizing yourself little by little and see yourself first and foremost for who you are.
Only then can we deal with our own without fear or favour. The days of Nigeria are numbered and I can tell you many people share this sentiment.
What is wrong in an Ijaw nation or a Yoruba one - the days of our foolishness are fast perishing!
Romance / Re: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by Jackal(m): 11:58pm On Jun 25, 2008
eldee:

@Chat2mebac
Rev and sister? Hehehe . . . You meant Mr and Mrs? cheesy

Hmmmmmmm . . . . . . .~~~~~~~Le Chac is watching from a distance.~~~~~

@ topic,

We argue about $$$$$$$$$$.
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 10:36pm On Jun 25, 2008
folahann:

i'm sooooo confused,
who scored United's goal in the 2-1 loss to Chelsea?
or that is not part of the matches you lost?
i mean the one at stamford bridge

Stop talking via ya ass. . . . .

Rooney equalised and was forced out of the pitch immediately after scoring his goal.
As at the time he was playing . . . . . .game was 1-1. United lost the game while he was OUT!!!

@ Vislabraye,

Adebayor is better than Rooney?? shocked shocked shocked
I won't even commend further. . . . .For u plastic fans, it's goal scoring.
For us Man Utd fans. . . .It's his work rate and ability to pave ways for his strike partners.
Music/Radio / Re: 22 Richest American Rappers by Jackal(m): 7:39pm On Jun 25, 2008
Hov ma ass. . . .
How much does Hova have. . . . .50 made $400 million to be paid $100million every year for the next 4 years.
Not even Oprah Winfrey makes that much in a year excluding record sales and G-unit clothing.
Jigga can't clean Fiddy's shoes. . . . The tide has changed. cheesy
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 7:13pm On Jun 25, 2008
eldee:

@topic
Jackal drop your confessions ooh cheesy cheesy
Don't worry, it's between you, myself, Pataki, HR, Nubian, Mesmerize, Jenny, etc
It's safe with us grin

Honestly, I haven't done any silly thing for LOVE.
Men don't really fall into this category. . . . Mama didn't raise no fool.
Romance / Re: Will You Give Up Your Kidney For Love? by Jackal(m): 7:08pm On Jun 25, 2008
RedHotChic:

roflmao, This proves that homeboy can even get hard at the sight of a female cow breastfeeding her calves.

That was lame. . . . . Try HARDER!!!!
Sports / Re: The Problem With Wayne Rooney! by Jackal(m): 7:01pm On Jun 25, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

You are a big idiot.
How many times have u told us it's not about goal-scoring. . . . It's about setting up others to score.
Man Utd(after the exit of Van Nistelrooy) has been playing 4-6-0 so shut ur traps about Rooney this n that.
Wayne is more technically gifted than Toni, Podolski or Klose. . . . .any idiot can score goals.
Is Adebayor better than Van Persie?? Is Klose better than Drogba??
U need to start thinking before this STUPIDITY drowns u.
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by Jackal(m): 6:54pm On Jun 25, 2008
HR.hotness:

abeg help me ask am oh. .  

later she go dey call me love mumu

do u knw se has a crush on someoneZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz on Nairaland?

I no go talk sha  lipsrsealed

ELDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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