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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=145313.msg2415778#msg2415778 date=1214348118]Are you ready to be my saviour, my frog, my children's nanny and are you ready to take my name if we get married?
If your answer is yes to all 4, i'll even lend you my 2 kidneys [/quote]Vampire!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=145313.msg2415750#msg2415750 date=1214347307]eldee - don't make me post a certain offline here o!
We both know why computers in spanish are masculine as well as the world.

Redhotchic would love to see that. . . . [/quote]Are u ready to lend me a kidney now??

@ Kobojunkie,

Tell me what these names mean to you. . . .

Kudirat Abiola, Alfred Rewane, Tunde Idiagbon, Dele Giwa, MKO Abiola, Bola Ige, Funso Williams and many more. . . . .
All these peops were freedom fighters who were shot dead doing things the western way.
Nigerian leaders are brutes. . . . Lets meet FIRE with FIRE!!!!!
I'd rather jump into River Limpopo than try diplomacy with these power-drunk animals in Nigeria.

genius33:
Hey, leave Tyson out of this! I'll have you know he's one of the highest paid male models to date

And why's it got to be all about his money. It's the top ten rappers not business men. I just don't agree with his principles, what he raps about and he isn't talented like the others on the list. He's just been well marketed plays into all the gimmicks of sex and violence and doesn't have anything positive to say.

It's all about the benjaminx, baby!!!!!

I like Fiddy . . . . He packaged himself well. . . . .nose-dived into other commercial stuffs like owning a record company, fashion outfit, movies and even playstation games. He is the businessman.

Are u aware sex and violence is what today's hip-hop heads wanna listen to? Talk about moral decadence.
Blimey. . . .are u saying Fiddy would have been successful rapping about Joshua and Moses in the hot desert??

@ RedHotChic,

You are a FTART!!!!

noetic:
and after they have all been killed, wont there b new leaders? why do u think they would not b subjected to the insatiable greed of their predecessors?

u only need to attain power and imprison corrupt leaders found wanting and not neccessarilly killing anyone.

After they have all been killed, the new leaders would think TWICE before stealing public funds to benefit his family.
What has imprisonment done to the past corrupt leaders? OBJ came out to STEAL again.
As long as these people are living. . . . They have set-up a clock-work mechanism that springs em back to POWER.
Imagine if Abacha was still living. . .

Killing ain't fair but somebody gast to DO it. I don't believe anything DIALOGUE can work in Nigeria.

@ Eldee,

I still thank God i belong to this generation . . . . .Nas just rips it for me.

His best work IS still his use of mataphors on "Affirmative Action" in the IT AS WRITTEN ALBUM(1996)
" . . . . . .Life's a Bitch but God-forbid the bitch divorce me. I'll be flooded with ice so hellfire can't scorch me . . . . "
Fucking Hell. . . . . that was top drawer.

@ genius33,

Fiddy is the future of RAP. He is ma favourite.
His rapid wealth from scratch should be a lesson to all BLACK men. . . . . If only Tyson was that smart.
2002?? Fiddy was begging for record deals here n there. . . . .by 2005, he was leading various conglomorates OWNED by him.
He is a business man and for that he should be commended if u put MC Hammer and Iron Mike into consideration.

Lauryn Hill was too much for RAP. . . . Was disappointed when he chose family ahead of her career.
I wish she was a lesbian.

The Sly:
Shut up!. . . . . . . Gbenusoun. . . .Olodo!!
Its Abercrombie & Fitch. . .Not Bitch!

Touche.

Honestly, i will PAY anyone willing to lace RedHotChic's lips with a glue.
She talks too much for me liking.

noetic:
@ jackal

while i share and agree with your gospel of a revolution, i disagree with the notion of shedding blood.
revolution is possible by collectively standing up to defend what we believe, within the normal scope of the law.
sacrifices are required but none of them involves being a murderer.

Ohhh ma daysssssssssssssssss . . . . . .
How do u stand up and defend a cause in Nigeria without blood-letting??
We are talking about a country where VIOLENCE reign supreme not United Kingdom or the USA?

Simple exercises like LG elections and accreditations cause blood shed.
Without WAR. . . . there can be no PEACE.
We need to do it Ghana stylee. . . . . . Kill all em top gunz in Abuja and lets start again.

RedHotChic:
Lmao, talk is cheap!!!!!!!!

U reckon??

RedHotChic:
Thank you, Jackal back to topic abeg.

I have told u i would gladly give ma kidney away to whoever . . . without expecting anything back from the recipient.
Whats a kidney?

RedHotChic:
Kiss my chocolate freeway abeg.

I won't even let my mongrel do that . . . .
Your freeway is indeed a freeway. . . . .It's got 8 lanes.

RedHotChic:
If catching an infection will come with kissing my choco freeway, you'll rather catch the infection because you are an ass addict AKA asshead.

At this point. . . . .I believe u need to see an experienced SHRINK.
Look at yourself. . . . You fart uncontrollably, u spew bollocks, and u wear your ass on your head.
U need some soul searching, ASSHAT!!!

Kobojunkie:
Here is my point. I will be one to confess that I am not willing or able to die for Nigeria, or any country. I don't understand why I should do that at all or even think of doing that. That logic does not even compute here. I don't share that need to die for any cause, well, except for my God.Not that it is wrong to die for country or for any cause you believe in . Just that I do not believe I am endowed with that kind of passionate heart. I am not afraid of death though so I will not say it is about being cowardly in that sense either.

From speaking to a lot of Nigerians, both at home and abroad, I can not say that I have met one person who I believe is actually passionate enough to want to die for the country or for the next generation. So, I don't believe in pursuing that path at all but I am open to what I know works right now.

Fantastic!!!!!

Now u must admit Nigerians deserve those chain of bad leaders we have had in the past.
Until we stand up and DO SOMETHING meaningful, this trend will continue for many generations to come.

Are u sure u are not afraid of death?

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=145313.msg2415399#msg2415399 date=1214341378]So your girl is unclean?[/quote]I am saying RedHotChic is UNCLEAN.
She's an infection site.

jennykadry:
this really caught my eyes   jackal u mean u don't like eating sweet chocolate  

I mean i don't like RedHotChic's tampon socket.

RedHotChic:
Are you saying HR is unclean?

Far from it. . . . . .I am saying YOU are UNCLEAN.
Besides, you are classless, thoughtless and bird-brained.
How can u compare your snatch to chocolates?

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=145313.msg2415383#msg2415383 date=1214341059]Jackal Honey,

so u don't even go down on your girl

_{We do have a lot of work to do}[/quote]My body is the temple of God.
Besides, i don't EAT anything UNCLEAN.

Kobojunkie:
What $64 million dollar question?? I believe we ALL know the answer and it is NEVER. Why continue to ask the question when we already know the answer is known and written in stone. ROFLMAO!!

If it's NEVER then why are we here complaining like COWARDS??
Let us continue to suffer in silence like Fela said.

RedHotChic:
Not at all, I only expect chauvinist and randy jackal to kiss, lick and eat my chocolate highway before i give him bus fare.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
I love me life. . . . .I don't wanna get infected with CANCER OF THE MOUTH.

RedHotChic:
Abeg comot joo. I'm not that inhuman.

You are not HUMAN!!!!  U expect a man to lick ur ass before u are willing to do anything.

@ Method-Man,

Exactly ma point!!!

It's like Kaka playing for Shaktar Donesk in Ukraine. . . . .It would take a Biblical miracle for people to notice him.
Canibus is one of the most talented rappers out there. . . .That negro spits SCIENCE in the truest form but his packaging was non-existent.
The Game for instance is one of the wackest MCs i know BUT just because he was lucky to work with Fiddy/Dr De, he was instantly recognised.
What has become of him since he left G-unit/Aftermath records??

Kobojunkie:
People can fight using their votes, their time, calling senators to air their complaint, and demand change? Signing petitions? There is much to be done but how many are WILLING to do these simple things??

I will never forget what a friend who lives in Nigeria did some months back. I was working with A Nigerian association here looking to get some sort of approval from an LGA in the east, so we could go into schools to help set up new tools for learning. This dude spent over an hour telling me of how futile the project seems to him as, he did not seem to understand the need for such. He believed the system was working fine as is, even though many of these students have never seen a computer in their lives. He did not sign the petition, as he added that he did not want to add his name because he had a family to protect. He gave all the excuses you could come up with for reason why he did not think it a good idea for him to sign the petition. But, we were able to get enough signatures, more from people outside of Nigeria than those in Nigeria, and I am happy to say that the project is on the way and the group is now planning to give away scholarships.

So you see, it is one thing to think positive and another to actually be valuable and willing to see change. The coping mentality is a problem that needs to be solved and fast.

Our leaders are thick-skinned and obnoxious!!!
U need STEEL to match STEEL not dialogue. . . . . .These men don't care whose horse is gored.
They don't even care about their immediate neighbours. . . . .A man can park 50 exotic cars in his yard and his next door neighbour can barely afford to complete 2 square meals(never mind 3).

The ONLY solution is a revolution.
The $64 million question is: Are we ready to lay our lives down for the coming generation??

Stillmatic is a classic. . . . . Any Hip-Hop head without this album is dud.

The intro was scriptural(talking about God's people walking the desert searching to be free).
"Smoking", "You Are Da Man" and "Rewind" are good joints as well.
Rewind can only be conceived by a natural born rapper. . . . . .How can u tell a story in a reverse mode??
Do u remember the words: SHOOT DON'T PLS"

debosky:
PS Is it a lack of footie that has now made Jackal post more on romance than anywhere else? You're getting soft mate

Getting soft?? Try ma patience and witness the purest, flawless and the rawest rage from the pits of ma belly.

I am on vacation now. . . . Work starts when the EPL kicks off in August.

[quote author=~Pandora~ link=topic=145313.msg2415220#msg2415220 date=1214338457]I would, because that sthe kind of person I am. . . 
and if he dumps me, well shit happens, I'll move on with my remaining kidney[/quote]PRICELESS!!!! 


Tell u what??  You are a good wife material.
Let the others continue to deceive themselves.
When i GIVE, i don't expect anything back from the recipient. . . . .Giving is different from lending(RedHotChic should take note of this)
Let God reward me.

RedHotChic:
You are so full of shiiiiittttt, i just wish you are near so i can fart on your face. JackaLss.

Must u always FART??
Heard your noiseless farts killed Yves Saint Laurent some few weeks ago.
What should we call u now? Miss Opium!!!!

@ J-girl,

So u won't lend me one of your kidneys??
I thunk we signed for better for worse, no??

Who needs a female heart!!!!
They are just too frail for me liking. . . .

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=7533.msg2415127#msg2415127 date=1214337129]Lonnie Lynn (AKA Common) aint that bad though!!

I don't think Canibus has done enough to grace top ten, AZ-yet is pretty similar to him and don't forget MOBB DEEP[/quote]Canibus?? He is easily the most talented rapper out of the whole lot.
However, one needs to be packaged well to forge through in the rap industry.
Go and listen to Poet Laureate where this cat rapped for 14 minutes breathless(even did on a Fela tune). . . . .
If he had been fortunate to work with Dr Dre or any other good producer out there. . . . .the rest woulda been history.

P.S. Lauryn Hill(L.Boogie) is easily the best female rapper out there. She is savvy!!!

RedHotChic:
Considering the fact that marriage is a shaky institution today, will you give up your kidney for a sick fiancee/fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband if you love him/her so much? What if he/she wakes up to dump you 6 months after taking your dearest kidney? Will you even consider such possibilities before telling the surgeons to cut you open?


_{I'm sure not giving my kidney to jackal, Eldee, Sly etc in the name of love unless they sign an undertaking that will enslave them in my hands forever}

What a Arrow!!

RedHotChic:
Dr [b]JERK[/b]al, get off the high horse and get yourself some real woman and not those that are Dumbly reloaded.

Le Chacal, oooohm my bad, Le Jackass, go back to your chores, woman wrapper like you.

. . . . . . . .and reh reh reh plus more FUCKERY.
Do u actually bovver to listen to yourself for once?
Get a grip, senora. . . . .U need some soul-searching.

1) Biggie Smalls
2) Tupac
3) Eminem
4) 50 Cent
5) Lauryn Hill
6) Nas
7) Jay-Z
Canibus
9) Jadakiss
10) DMX

@ genius33, If i run it down to 30. . . . .Common won't hold a spot.
There are way too many good rappers for one to put COMMON amongst the LEGENDS.

Kobojunkie:
Can I ask why you assume Nigerians in foreign lands are not fighting for change in Nigeria?? Not to compare, but do you realize that some of the complaint from Britain on the situation in Zimbawe is from Zimbabweans in exile crying that the UK government do something. But if you notice, at the end of the day, those inside of Zimbabwe have to act for the efforts of those outside to matter much. Don't you think that could be same with Nigeria?

Brilliant question!!

Nigerians are different from other African countries cos the foundation on which the country was built is SHAKY.
People's mentality is: AS LONG AS I AM FYNE, I CAN'T BE BOVVERED ABOUT THE OTHERS.
All the Senators, Governors and Ministers in power now all complained the way we are doing years back but Nigerians have an annoying way of changing their views as soon as their situations change for the better.

So u really expect the people in Nigeria to start fighting the government? With what??