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debosky:
you guys should cut out the pretense and do it already

still would you prefer to be a she-goat?

Debo, you are a super-prat!!!
As u all know. . . . . .Jackal is a carnivore and can only EAT a rat.
Will Still be a she-goat?? Let her answer that as u are a hilly billy urself.

stillwater:
If I'm a rat, you're a he goat Go to bed!!! You mother wants to tuck you in. I bet you still read bed time stories *hisses*

That was funny. . . . . .  . .Mother to talk me in at ma marriageable age?? U are taking the piss.
Anyways, seems u r bored already.
Go and practice trekking as China beckons. . . . .Make sure u do us proud on NL.
You must win the 10,000 metres race.

@ Debosky,

You are so filthy-minded.
Billy goat and a rat shagging??
What a tweak!

stillwater:
Go to bed

See this lil rat??
How can u tell a whole carnivore to go to bed. . . . . .
I am not a cold-blooded mammal. . . . . .U go to bed.
Last time i checked, u are 19.

stillwater:
Naa, I love my lusciousness

Even now i have lost the appetite to WAR with you.
It's so unfair pinching a 43-stone woman.
Dont cha think?

stillwater:
Lol, don't be deceived, don't be shocked when a big girl beats you at the olympics

Faux!!!!!

Of course, there are female sprinters that would take me to the cleaners but there's no 43-stone woman who wld outpace me in the world.
Stilly, go get a liposuction.

stillwater:
Who told you big girls can't run?

I don't really see how u intend to do that.
Marion Jones or Mary Onyali weren't 43 stones.
Even with a skate-board, an adult snail would breeze past u with the speed of a bullet.

debosky:
She means 600 milli-pounds

If guys 'keep' their sisters, then technically, only the gals without brothers would be sleeping around and all that, so in my view, they TRY to keep their sisters, but in the end, individuals end up doing whatever they want to. . .you can delay it but if the person wants it to happen, it eventually will.

Like Cristiano Ronaldo's move to Real Madrid??

stillwater:
Lol 43 stones What a caveman!!!!

Can't believe u have blown up ur size from 1 to 43. . . . . ,
Did u rinse your credit cards on Mac-Donalds??
P.S. How are u expected to run when i throw a grenade in ur gantry??

stillwater:
And I'm a 600 pound woman!!

600 pounds? about 43 stones!!!!!
Now i have a reason to shoot u in the belly!!!!

stillwater:
Wars are not fought by the fainthearted.

Don't blame me, i have got human feenings.

stillwater:
No wonder you always appear to be sitting on soldier ants!!!!! Why am I bothered? Alcohol kills!!!!!!!

Stilly, in this kinda WAR. . . . . . U need a bit of alcohol to do collateral damage.
I won't spare u. . . . . .This won't be like TROY or the battle of GONDOR.
Still wanna do this??

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stillwater:
Not as violent as I am!!!! You make a mockery of yourself by comparing Nagasaki with the total annihilation that is about to happen to you. I'll even make use of chemical methods to strip you of your pride by infesting your drinking water with poison!!!!  

Never knew we have a genocidal sister in the house.
You can't succeed with the drinking water thingy. . . . .I only drink alcohol.

Chat2MeBac:
@jACKAL,
It seems you have honey up your ass, These "gals" can't let you be, Thank God you belong to me and me ONLY, So they can flirt, while I am being showered with the blinks,
BTW Jackal, I am upstairs, Dont keep me waiting,

 I ma see u in a jiffy.
I need to tell ma generals what to do to this looming danger in the horizon.
Honey up ma ass?? ?? I am not a candyman.
Like i told SLY earlier, i am a staunch monogamist.

@ SLY,

Seriously, where did u get that write-up from and what made u fix ma name as one of the baddies!!!!
Father Francis won't take kindly to this. . . . .I am a gentleman.
I do ma thing not bothering nobody. . . .Until someone pricks me wrongly and HELL let loose.
Jackal is not a womaniser. . . .I am a staunch monogamist.

stillwater:
I've got radioactive chemicals with half lives that would drain your entire system  at the bat of an eyelid. What Saddam Hussein did to the Kurds would not be compared to what I'll do to your chicken hide.

Ever heard of Nagasaki n Hiroshima bombs. . . . . . .The only thing u know is BLAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Nuff said.
I am such a violent thang. Call a truce now. Ya last warning.

@ TOH,

I was expecting this. . . . .Miss War merchant.
The one u fought in Rwanda, Liberia and Somalia ain't enough?

Radiant:
_{Aight me pals. . we see tmrw. Still, you got me back. J, you can fight alone Nyt Nyt}

Rad, u of all people
I thunk we have an alliance. . . .
Talk to u later.

Anyways, Le Chacal fights alone. . . . .Stilly can bring it on.

stillwater:
Foot soldiers? You mean those elves with eight fingers and toes rspectively. Just a puff of air from my mouth would throw them out into space.

Ma foot-soldiers are flying wraiths. . . . . .I got guns, grenades, RPGs, assault rifles and German tanks.
Are u ready for WAR??

stillwater:
I'm already at the war front, you're still checking on your ammo, pathetic!!!!!!!

I didn't even know we were supposed to meet on the battlefield tonight.
Le Chacal was sun-bathing when i got ur message that it's SHOWTIME.
Anyways, ma foot-soldiers are ready to ROLL on ur command.

Radiant:
J, bet u a good brova

I try.

Radiant:
You're right. I live with my brother and I know what him and his friends spew in my presence I agree on that.

Trust me, thats the ONLY way to keep a wayward chic in check.
By 16, u musta learnt every known trick by HEART. . . . . so when lame guys come with the same tricks, u just smile and watch their MUMUness.

@ Radiant,

Seriously, it works.
I mean . . . . . .the gurl in question was in the middle asking various questions and guys were just telling her what it is. . .
Although, some stubborn gurls would still forge ahead and get shagged but the likelihood is almost NIL.

stillwater:
No we didn't

Well then. . . .
Gimme few minutes to check my ammo and roll out the CALVARY.

Radiant:
By talking to her, right?

Group talking. . . . .Bring all the major playas in the hood to ur crib and discuss gurls and their gullibility.
If she loves herself, she would change her mind.

There are secrets and there are SECRETS!!!!!!

Radiant:
so what d'u do? Beat her

Nah. . . . . .Just make her realise she is choosing the path she should refuse.

stillwater:
You mind is ever ready to conjure up nonsense If I should go with your logic, I ought to be breatfeeding uncountable number of children right now because I had conversations with guys

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Stilly, no war tonight. We signed a CEASEFIRE pact yesterday.

Radiant:
J, I agree with you. On the other hand it depends on her you talk to her about it 'cause you don't want her sneakin out and bleeping her brains out

It is when u talk to her about it that they feel OFFENDED. . . . .

stillwater:
I'm beginning to have a different meaning of a gentleman, since jackal says he's one.

Check your oxford dictionary and get back to me!!!

@ SLY,

If u say you are Angel Gabriel, who am i to dispute it?
Just make sure u open the pearly gates for me n ma gurlfriend when the trumpet sounds.

Radiant:
J, it's just the fact that everyone wants some level of freedom. Sooner or later she'll still catch up with the world so. . .

I agree but i won't stand back and watch when i see a potential disaster looming.
Imagine a guy i have known as a don juan ripping women's hearts for fun wooing ma sister . . . .
U expect me to fold ma hands and let things play out. . . . . . . No way!!!!
Women have more to lose and this is the reason why brothers PROTECT.

P.S. If u have me as a brother(younger) playing around with women. . . . .
What have we got to lose? I cannot even get pregnant in the worst case scenario.

stillwater:
Do boys like being treated as toddlers? Do tell, please.

Nobody likes being treated as a toddler but women take it more as an offence than men. Why?

Look at this boy oo!!!! A brother breathing on your neck is definitely not among the things you wish to witness again in your old age, please.

Like i have said, your brother is a hero.
U might be breast-feeding a tot now if he didn't intervene that fateful evening.

jekad:
lmao jackal for where

You of all people should know i am a perfect gentleman.
The people who think otherwise dunno what i am about.

@ SLY,

How did u come up with that piece?
Thats far from the TRUTH. . . . . . .I am a perfect gentleman.

Radiant:
The one thing that will bore the living cell out of me will be to find out that these ladies here are the opposite of all they be sayin here

Easier said than done. When jungle mature holla at moi!

Babes, u of all people should know this is a facade.
Many of em are hand-washing shit-stained boxer shorts as we speak but they come ONLINE to brag.
Hmmmmmmmm. . . . . The net is a one ball of fuckery.

stillwater:
You dey mind am?

I can't believe sisters are want to go out and PLAY!!!
Why is it that gurls don't like to be treated as toddlers.
Every girl likes to feel like a grown-up . . . . . . And when they now grow-up, they wanna be young again.
Stilly, don't move too ahead of your time. Learn to walk step by step.

genius33:
Why have cake and not eat it? Enjoy now!

Nobody is saying u shouldn't eat your cake when u have it.
However, don't eat ALL ur cake and still expect to have some left??

RedHotChic:
LMAo, every man is not insecure like you.

The only problem u have got is u talk damn too much for one person.

Radiant:
I'm sure she'll find her type

I hope she does too.
RedHotChic has got some pent-up sexual frustrations running through her veins.