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Sports / Re: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 8:38pm On Jun 24, 2008
Cristalz:

@Jackal
My can of worms? grin Actually its a pail of mambas wink I keep 'em in check tho,unleash 'em only when necessary.Otherwise,i'm such an angel grin grin

Really,i dint see these teams falling like a pack of wet cards.Holland especially.As for Portugal,twaz really disappointing.Never thot Russia would get this far either.Anyway, i'm holding out for Russia and Germany.Those two should give us an awesome final.

so long as Lehmann doesn't mess up grin

There has never been A GOOD DAY IN THE OFFICE for Jens Lehmann. If u don't believe me, ask Arsene Wenger.
He is just lucky to be protected by a good German defence.

P.S. I have lost interest since Portugal went out.
Politics / Re: For The Sake Of My Sanity I Have Resolved Not To Care by Jackal(m): 8:34pm On Jun 24, 2008
debosky:

@ kobo

even if we were making comparisons with other countries we should use the right measures and not anecdotal evidence of one grandpa in a village; the maternal mortality rates in Ghana and Kenya are FAR BETTER than what obtains in Nigeria, and we are close to the bottom with the likes of Niger, Chad and Sierra Leone in the Human Development Index measures in Africa, so yes we have every reason to be sad about the situation.

All this 'it could be better' talk is ok to a very small extent - yes we could be in a war or in Darfur, but on the other hand, given the resources and wealth we have, we should be MUCH MUCH MUCH better. Nigeria frustrates a lot, should we give up? No, but at the same time, we need to do something, anything we can as individuals to make a difference - no matter how small.

We've been 'coping' for too long - I honestly think the pressures of daily existence is what prevents people from actually devising solutions to get out of the situations they are in, but anyone who has the luxury of a few moments to contemplate a better existence, start doing something to CHANGE your street, neighborhood, state or country and stop simply coping.


Beautiful piece of writing BUT what are u doing for your country?
Why must u wait for what Nigeria will do for u . . . . . A nation is as bad as the people living in it.
Stop blaming the government for high temperature, rainfall and what not?
Has the country progressed like we expected? No. But sitting on your sorry arses in foreign lands won't help anything too.
Romance / Re: Should She Marry Him? by Jackal(m): 8:30pm On Jun 24, 2008
chycin:

please can u give an advice before my younger sister makes a mistake. This guy wants to marry her but he is not educated. he stopped at primary six, he did not attend secondary school. My sis is a graduate and she is working now. Secondly, he is a catholic and my sister is a born again christian who wishes to marry a believer, but the guy is not even strong in the lord. The guy deals in cocaine but he says he has stopped it. my sis is not sure if he is serious. please should she go ahead and marry him. D guy is on her neck, and wants answers fast!!!!!!!!

Cash Rules Everything. . . . .
She should marry him. . . . . . .Bill Gates was a drop-out but how many M.Sc Holders are famous than him?
Love conquereth all. If they love each other. . . . .let em MARRY.
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Music Is Horrible. by Jackal(m): 8:26pm On Jun 24, 2008
naija_diva:

why is it that the only people you guys can think of his 50? and who said you have to be to come from a crappy environmet to become a rapper ?

Hip Hop heads identify with the RAGS TO RICHES kinda rapper than all the other wannabes.
50 cent is the future of Hip-Hop.
In 2002, this dude was down to his bare bones. . . . . Fast forward that to 2005~~~~~~~He became the NEW MONEY(an entrepreneur)!!!!
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 8:22pm On Jun 24, 2008
RedHotChic and Jerry Springer have a lot in common: ALL TALK, NO SHOW, TRAILER TRASH.
Enuff said. . . . . .Now get behind me before i put two in your dome. angry
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jayz by Jackal(m): 8:17pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Eldee,

A lot of people dunno what Nas is all about.
I still listen to illmatic album(one of the greatest rap album of all time) and that was made 14 years ago.
Nas was so ahead of his time then those lyrics still make meaning in today's world.

Jigga compared to the god?? ?? Try Eedris is better than Eminem. grin cheesy
Politics / Re: For The Sake Of My Sanity I Have Resolved Not To Care by Jackal(m): 8:13pm On Jun 24, 2008


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After that Abacha Memorial Debacle, where I came close
to being mentally secluded by the NHS, I have resolved not to bother
about this country in any way, shape or form.

Even if the country were to be exterminated in a Nuclear


I can only say you are a big IDIOT for expressing it in this manner.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 8:05pm On Jun 24, 2008
RedHotChic:

OMG!!!!!!! me obnoxious? That's what your likes will say whenever you feel emasculated. Redhot will neuter you and turn her security guard.

U must have me confused with your slave-niggaz.
Le Chacal would cuff your hands n ankle and feed and feed and feed u continously till u get bloated abd EXPLODE. grin
Sports / Re: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 8:00pm On Jun 24, 2008
Cristalz:


@Jackal
Me,kick men in the groin? grin Nahh.I'm an angel wink

You predicted correctly tho,gotta give you that.They grew up too fast and died early.

How can u be an angel? Don't make me open your can of worms here!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm, who is gonna win the European Championship now?
The teams that started well are finishing badly. . . .On the basis of total football, i think Holland and Portugal have done well but sexy football don't win anything, Arsene Wenger's kids taught me that. grin cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: Top Ten Rappers Of All Time by Jackal(m): 7:56pm On Jun 24, 2008
Cos we are talking about the top 10 rappers of ALL TIME.

I can name 20-30 rappers better than Common and hip-hop heads will agree with me.
Sports / Re: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Jackal(m): 7:53pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Cristalz,

Stop kicking men in the groin. . . . .Not lady-like. cheesy grin

Anyways, do u now agree with ma thunkful analysis of Netherlands??
I told u they peaked too early. . . . . .It was aways gonna be a very bad omen.
Those players felt way too invincible. . . . .took 9 points from 3 games without sweats. The outcome is always CATASTROPHIC!! tongue
Music/Radio / Re: Top Ten Rappers Of All Time by Jackal(m): 7:49pm On Jun 24, 2008
genius33:

Someones gotta put Common in there, I mean 'I Used to Love Her' is a Hip Hop classic and the guy is very articulate with his rhymes.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Common in top 10 Rappers of all time. . . . . . He won't even make the TOP 20. tongue tongue
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jayz by Jackal(m): 7:41pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ A-40,

Are u high?

Why didn't HOV win the Nas Vs Jay-Z MC Battle??
It's a different thing rapping about Money, Cash, Hoes and anutha to rapping SCIENCE.
No living MC can touch Nas when it comes to spreading street intelligence.
All Jay-Z does is rap on radio-friendly tunes. . . . .which of course brings more benjaminx to the table.
Rap is deeper than all that, senor!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Music Is Horrible. by Jackal(m): 7:34pm On Jun 24, 2008
naija_diva:

oh don't give me that. some of the kids here in MD who live in million dollar homes with 2 money making parents leave their home to make a pit stop in the hoods of DC. sometimes you can't even tell who is from the suburbs and who is from the hood when you see them. sometimes they are even ashamed to come from a nice place. so u tell me why they look to the streets.

there's nothing wrong with repping your hood but repping about the hood life it stupid. bragging about gun shoots and drugs is just not cool.

Whose fault is it when rich kids go to he hood and do fuckery? You want to blame Eminem or 50 cent for that?
It's the collective responsibilty of the parents to keep their wards in check. . . Matter of fact, those kind of parents are a FAILURE.

They look up to the STREETS because they think the STREETS offer more than formal education. . . . It's the moral decadence.
Every kid wants to ride in Bugatti, sleep with beautiful women and floss ICE. . . . Blame the system and not the rappers.
Bragging about guns and drugs is what made these RAPPERS. . . . It's their SYMBOL, let em talk about their experiences. People learn from those!!

@ Eldee,

Thanx!!

Rap became the only WAY outta HELL for these rappers. . . .
Without RAP MUSIC, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 and many others would end up in Prison or Hell. . . .So what are we talking about here?
People just come online and compare their golden spoon status to project kids who had no one to keep em in check.

I wlda been worse than 50 if i had the same upbringing. grin grin
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 7:18pm On Jun 24, 2008
Radiant:

That's what you know him as. I have a different opinion cool

Thanx Radiant!! kiss kiss kiss kiss

Like i have said earlier, RedHotChic is an impetuous, obnoxious pig. . .
She needs to get laid. . . .by a prisoner who just got outta jail. tongue tongue tongue
Why should we even take this chic serious??. . . . . .She farts in her sleep, that should tell u how twisted she is!!! grin
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Overrated Footballer? by Jackal(m): 7:09pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

How prolific is this Podolski in club competitions?
A player who is yet to score 6 league goals in his entire career in any premier league is your idea of a good striker?? grin cheesy
If we put Bundesliga being a GRADE B league into consideration, this guy shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as Kewyne Jones of Sunderland FC.
Music/Radio / Re: 22 Richest American Rappers by Jackal(m): 6:56pm On Jun 24, 2008
Fifty Cent should be the richest rapper in the world as we speak.
His Coca-Cola deal got him $400 million last year summer minus various album sales from G-unit records and G-unit apparel.
Sports / Re: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 6:52pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Try and exhibit the quality expected of a degree holder once in a while.
We all knew England won't be going to Europe since december so what fucking sour grapes are u fucking talking about?
Do u derive pleasure being a perpetual irritant??

Last time i checked, Germany haven't even won anything YET so how do they equate being called Champions like Man Utd??
What if they lose against Turkey or they lose in the final(like 2002 World Cup)??
Is there a special price for making the final of Euro 2008?

If i were u. . . . i wld slow down a bit and GLOAT after the cup heads for Berlin.
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Music Is Horrible. by Jackal(m): 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2008
naija_diva:

okay, true, u can "learn" from rap but stupid people don't understand what rap music is suppose to be. you don't have to praise living in the hood because its not the best thing. and some of these rappers came from a good home but decided to live the street life. the stuff they be talking about is the same thing that be happening in the suburbs. you can talk about violence, drugs, the black race or whatever but those subjects are usually coming from a negative perspective and not a positive perspective. you could still be real but not over do it.

Whatz so wrong with rappers repping their hood? The same hood the government have neglected when these rappers were kids!!!!
In the hood, the system is designed to fail the BLACK MAN. Gun shops are situated next to liquor stores and u expect jobless minds not to shoot themselves?? Are we being realistic here?

The system continue to let these rappers down so all they really believe in is what made em recognised/rich!!!!!
It's easy for people to point the accusing finger but when u sit down and think how difficult it is for a kid with no father figure(father either dead or in prison) and mother works 3 jobs to make ends meet. . . . Where do these kids draw their inspiration? Of course, THE STREETZ!!!!
While people like us see doctors, engineers as role models. . . . .These kids in the hood see drug dealers and killers as theirs.
There's a big DIFFERENCE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 6:31pm On Jun 24, 2008
@  Loyika,

Of course, Adebayor is like 31 BUT he has been able to fool Kroenke and Wenger that he is only 23/24 . . . Who cares??
Why should i teach our Portugeezer what DECORUM is when he has won everything with the club??
He may decide to move on after repeating the same feats time n time again. . . .

Please tell us. . . . . .What has Flamini, Adebayor and Hleb won to want to leave Arsenal? ZILCH.
No matter the number of European teams u play in Amsterdam cup and the Emirates cup, it doesn't equate the Champions League. grin cheesy
Ronaldo will prolly score anutha 50 goals next season and become PFA player again. . . . It's getting BORING. tongue

As per Nasri. . . . .Intel says Arsene Wenger hacked his website and spewed that shittery about his deal. . . .
Everything u read on the guy's website were typed by Pedo Wenger.
Go figure!!!!

P.S. If u can predict the winner of EURO 2008 in the next 24 hrs. . . .You will WIN any Rap Album(itunes-download) of your choice!! Deal??
Sports / Re: Which One Is Better? The World Cup Or The Euros by Jackal(m): 6:20pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Stop this STUPIDITY of yours.
Let us breathe with Germany this n Germany that. . . .
Don't u get tired? Mr Podolski is better than Saha. grin
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jayz by Jackal(m): 6:05pm On Jun 24, 2008
Method-Man:

The greatest: RAKIM, PAC, NAS AND BIG!

I agree with u 100%.

Only an idiot would compare Pharoah Nas to commercial JAY-Z.
If anyone doubts Nas' IQ, he should listen to "one mic" or "rewind"
Without a doubt, NAS is god!!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Music Is Horrible. by Jackal(m): 6:02pm On Jun 24, 2008
eldee:

@Davidif
I think your hate rap for all the WRONG reasons
As sumone pointed out earlier. . .rap is not as black as painted

I don't understand how people manage to sweep emo suicides under the carpet and talk about 'nigga'
How can we ignore the one-man homocides by goths and discuss 'crunk'

Other genres have done more harm to this world than rap, but still rappers face unecessary attacks
Let's even take a trip to rehabs

Rap is arguably the most creative genre of music
It's a easy as listen or don't listen

And bout the new artistes?
Do y'all know that Nas, Pac, Public Enemies and the other conscious rappers swear more than the crunk ones
It's all about making your point the best way you can

These cats dunno what they talking about. . . . .
I learnt more stuffs from RAP MUSIC than formal education.
When u relax n listen to intellectuals like NAS, Can-I-Bus, Common, Lauryn Hill then they would know RAP aint only about VIOLENCE.

What other genre of music cuts across every sphere of life: Violence, Drugs, Politics, Black Consciousness, Guns, Love, Family and what not??
Isn't that better than the boring shit we hear everyday from R-n-B music n Rock. . . It's all about MAKING LOVE n BREAKING UP.
What can i possible learn from Boyz II Men or Neyo? Tssssssssssk. . . . Tsssssssk angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 5:55pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Loyika,

So this is where u @??

Will Adebayor leave the Arses like Flamini left for Milan?
Nasri's agents are even denying the 4 yr-deal we read yesterday on Nasri's website.
Whats happening to Monseiur Wenger?? Has he lost his midas touch(doubt he ever had one) in keeping his kids together!!!
Y'all Arses need to get ur acts together. . . . . .Tottenham is catching up with y'all. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:45pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ Loyika,

All Ferguson has to do is to play him in 6 RESERVE games. . . . .That can't be difficult to do, is it?
FIFA rules say a player must feature in 10% of the total games played by the football club.
All United's games at senior level is shy of 60, of which 10% . . . . . is ONLY SIX games.
3 FA cup games with Burnley, Coventry and Plymouth and 3 CARLING CUP games with Peterborough, Charlton and Arsenal. grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:32am On Jun 24, 2008
Goodnight! cheesy wink
Spare the bugs. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:23am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

Yes, I don't want to spoil you tongue

Spoil me??  shocked shocked shocked
I have seen enough, babes!
Your tryst at it's best is like the KG version of what i do. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:15am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

Oh yes I do!!!!! cheesy

Take em to sexuality section and have your tryst. grin cheesy
Must u do it while i am asleep? undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:08am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

Lol. Don't you give up. It's probably 5 am where you are. Go and sleep now!!! shocked

U might have to ban me. . . . . . Why are u bovvered about me sleep.
You got a rendezvous with Debosky??
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 3:57am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

Good to know you're now sitting well with your escape from Nigeria through the desert. grin

Stilly, change the music. . . . . .No one runs 10 secs on sand.
I do ma sprints on the tracks. . . . .
U are the long-distance runner that is tipped to win the 10KM race in China.
Nike n Adidas r waiting for ur call. cool
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 3:45am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

Sprinters are often macho looking, so that won't work on me because you are the classic imitation of Haile Gebrselassie build. cheesy

Hahahahahahaha  U have me mixed-up with ma trainer.
I am the macho-looking, no nonsense black geezer looking the other way.
Peops call me JACKAL because of ma pace on the blocks. . . . .I do 100 metres in 9.93 secs. cool

debosky:

Meaning his HEAD is much bigger and out of proportion with his body? grin grin

I always knew he was a big airhead tongue

Debo, don't compare me to u at all.
You are the big-headed twit. . . . .U can be briefly described as a big drum with 2 broom-sticks under it.
Hell. . . . . U have the same physique as a matured spermatozoan. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 3:34am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

You know you beat even the kenyas in long distance races, so stop the modesty. tongue

I don't do long distance races. . . . . I do SPRINTS. grin cheesy

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