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Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:43pm On Jun 23, 2008
stillwater:

Nope!!!!! Bully is more like it.

Stilly, smell the coffee.

Your brother is only trying to keep you in check.
In your teenage years, all that was in ur head is Cinderella and the Charming Prince.
It is normal for u to think the next guy that comes ur way will lead u to the altar. . . . it is the duty of your brother to make sure u don't believe that crap whole-heartedly. tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:38pm On Jun 23, 2008
@ Akinalabi,

It's not about the money for Ferguson or the Glazers . . . They just wanna stop this ugly-headed HYDRA.
If Ferguson bows down to Real Madrid. . . what message will that send to Nani, Anderson, Tevez and Vidic?
It means Real Madrid might come back AGAIN next season and feel Evra is also their birth-right and offer ridiculous money.
Someone has to stop Madrid. . . . .

@ Presido1,

It favours United either way. . . .
If he stays, things continue as usual with the addition of few more players to STRENGTHEN.
Should he move to Spain, Fergie will get paid 70-80 million pounds which can buy 2-3 quality replacements.
The next few weeks will def'ly be interesting. . . . . .Saha might be joining ROMA. cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2008
stillwater:

There's a name for you guys---> Inconsiderable brutes!!!!! undecided tongue

Negative!!
We are our sisters' keeper.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 4:16pm On Jun 23, 2008
eldee:

@Jackal
Believe me, if you had a sister as stubborn as Stillwater, you'll have a Plan B rifle. . . grin

Stillwater can't be stubborn. . . . She is just acting up.
By the time i horse-whip her, she would fall into line.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:11pm On Jun 23, 2008
@ Presido1,

No player is greater than Man Utd.
All i know is 3 things must happen before he can cross to Spain.

Ronaldo must hand in a transfer request.
Man Utd must accept it
Real Madrid must meet the asking price.
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Overrated Footballer? by Jackal(m): 3:48pm On Jun 23, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Rooney scored 4 goals at EURO 2004. . . . . He played just 3.5 matches at the age of 18 so shut ur traps about Podolski.
If Podolski was so golden, why isn't he among the top ten strikers in the world.
How much is Lucas in the football market as we speak? He cannot be more worthy than Salomon Kalou. grin cheesy

Luca Toni didn't even score a single goal after 4 consecutive games. . . What a shame!!!!
Ronaldo managed to squeeze one in and set up an assist in 3 games.
Take it or leave it, Ronaldo is better than any living German player. . . PICK that out.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2008
eldee:

If I kill one. . .the story will spread across town
You won't even need a restriction order again cheesy

I can easily blame that one on self-defence cheesy

Why the aggression??
Will u marry your own sister?
The best way of keeping her in check is u becoming a PLAYA yourself.
By the time she sees u canceling chics after chics, she would know her persistent toaster could be dangerous too.
This method is called: MISDIRECTION.
Culture / Re: Yoruba Ladies Why? by Jackal(m): 3:39pm On Jun 23, 2008
eldee:

@Jackal
Why's you wasting your breath on someone that doesn't even know how to spell 'SATISFIED'
That should give you an idea of the type of women he rolls with

What type of women??
Are u aware some women love their men shelling?? tongue tongue
Culture / Re: Yoruba Ladies Why? by Jackal(m): 3:28pm On Jun 23, 2008
The poster is a Arrow.
There are promiscuous women everywhere in the world.
It cuts across all races so i don't understand why this dude is generalising.
I won't stand back and watch anyone diss ma people. . . . it's totally unacceptable.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Jackal(m): 3:24pm On Jun 23, 2008
The Sly:

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me . . . .how is it ma fault if 'em girls got played?. .
The day i see any guy who makes a funny moves around me sister. .
Thats the day his momma gon cry to God and say. . "Oh what has my boy done to deserve this harsh bullets! cheesy
I pray to Almighty God . . .Never to let ma sister date a kind of guy like me. . . cheesy

Thank God all ma sisters are happily married.
I don't have to worry about Karma. tongue tongue tongue
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Overrated Footballer? by Jackal(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2008
Unfortunately, Dayokanu is not SANE.
Klose was disgraced by Zenit St. Petersburg. . . . . .He couldn't muster a shot for 90 mins.
Miroslav is not better than Yak-bull or Obafemi Martins. grin
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Overrated Footballer? by Jackal(m): 2:57pm On Jun 23, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Rooney is a better player than Klose.
Scoring against Saudi Arabia and shitty countries don't count as him being great.
All Bayern Munich players are so over-rated. . . . . .Luca Toni went 4 matches without scoring a goal.
He has been voted as the wackest striker Italy has ever had. . . . . What a shame!!!!!
Rooney at Bundesliga would score 30 goals a season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 2:50pm On Jun 23, 2008
Evolution of Chelsea's 1st Champions league winning manager.
Will Scolari deliver the HOLY GRAIL?? grin cheesy grin cheesy
Avram Grant's spear was too short to make any impact in May. grin

Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 3:41am On Jun 23, 2008
stillwater:

Naa. . .have other problems to worry my little head cool

I am chuffed to bits. grin grin grin

It's good to know there are women one can STILL relate with and not some buncha female thugz.
Anyways, we continue our own private war tomorrow.
I must go rest me head now. . . .C-ya at the Olympics. . . .Train hard. wink
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 3:27am On Jun 23, 2008
@ LadyT,

You must be smoking woolies. . . . .Whatz your kind??
Open up your guts n spill?? ?? ??

You keep bleating about EQUAL RIGHT and yet u women want men to do everything for you.
How many women are really independent in the real sense? You think all those female execs are independent?
They still expect their dates to do everything for em. . . .

The point is women cook up loads of excuses like: men earn more than the women for the same job, it costs more to be a woman, if u don't pay for me u are cheap, it's just nice and expected and whoever asks for the date should pay.

If this is about equal right, let women start proposing marriage with 54K platinum ring. grin cheesy
Sure it's nice -- I'd like someone to give me door-to-door chauffeur service, bring me presents, and pay for my dinner and entertainment, all for the possibility of sex, but with no obligation whatsoever. Let's be honest; if MEN did this, we'd be in jail for fraud.


@ TOH,

This is where u people are getting things wrong. . . . .Go back to Genesis and read what God wanted when HE cursed Adam and Eve.
I don't know who write the laws for these generation. . . .A man expecting his woman to provide for the family has already lowered himself to an animal.

@ Stillwater,

Let em trample on me. . . . . .As long as they don't champion the cause of FEMINISM, i am fyne. cheesy grin
Are u a feminist too?
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 3:12am On Jun 23, 2008
stillwater:

Sometimes I say sometimes you have a good head on your neck.

As a Jackal, i fight better when cornered!!!!

@ TOH,

Don't hmmmm. . . . .U know this is TRUE. tongue tongue

@ LadyT,

I date female executives, bank managers and women with a high IQ.
Who is a real woman? A toothless barking dog who just goes around bleating about what she knows nuthing about?
I will pass. . . . . The kinda women i date are the ones that hire and fire u. . . .
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 3:06am On Jun 23, 2008
LadyT:

Ignorance is bliss.  I pray almighty God grants Jackal and co 6 daughters before a son.  Talk shit then.

Jackal and Eldee start dating REAL women with money of their own and jobs and not these 419 hussies you LovePeddler about town with.

You keep talking like your wallet is even packing abeg go and sit down before the real women in the house show you how its done.  Only empty vessels and wallets make noise.

Oshi hissssssss

You are the one being ignorant here.

Whether a woman makes fortunes or not. . . . .She still expects her dates to pick up the bills.
Men have been indoctrinated since childhood to treat a woman right, Momma always tell me that when i was young.
Now i am grown, and i am beginning to see the fraud in that. . . . . .These women want equal rights and yet they still want things done for em.

Gosh. . . . . .when u go out with your female pals. . . .it's normal for everyone to go DUTCH. . . .but if it's a date. . .He must pay or he is STINGY.
Even when these women offer to pay, the reluctance to open their purse is so obvious, buncha gold-diggers.
Let God gimme 6 daughters. . . .It will be an opportunity for me to train em the proper way and not with warped opinions like y'all.

@ TOH,

If a man can't perform his primary responsiblities as a man, he shouldn't even venture into marriage at all.
Religious leaders are now clamping down on Men who marry their wives with little or nothing in their savings. . . .Thats plainly BRUTAL.
Rather than wait for ma wifey to feed me. . . . .I would jump into lake Victoria without an oxygen mask.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:59am On Jun 23, 2008
TOH:

Does any woman HAVE to send a man to the kitchen? Quit being childish. It's not cute anymore.

I think it's funny how men keep screaming 'we're not just walking wallets" yet at the same time you WANT woman to depend on you? Are you people OK?

A man's primary responsibility is to TAKE CARE OF HIS FAMILY and ma wife and kids are part of that family.
That is dependence in the family realm. . . . .different from relationships that just started last night, Tiffy. THINK!!!!!
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:55am On Jun 23, 2008
TOH:

Not true.
Why do people always think people who fight for women's rights are the same as femnazis who are USUALLY bitter lesbians?

A woman that would send her husband to the kitchen because she can't be bovvered is a feminist and an enemy of MEN.
Blimey. . . .A well-brought up woman will not even allow anyone to dominate her kitchen unless she is not around the house to help.
These days, this confused group of women have turned everything around to suit their selfish desires. . . . From abortion(afterall, it's ma body) to letting a man serve their jail sentence because they are the WEAKER sex and every other demonic stuffs they can think about.
It's such a shame!
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:45am On Jun 23, 2008
@ LadyT,

Feminism  teaches women that men are the enemy, that we are brutish and foul creatures whose only point in life is to subjugate women with our sexual urges.
So, the lesson continues, there can be no compromise with the enemy for that is losing the battle. God forbid that a feminist would want to make a man happy. That would be treasonous to the cause!
When feminists get together to compare notes, the peer pressure is not about happy relationships, but more about swapping stories of how they acquired the trappings of status regardless of state of their relationships.
There is almost glee when women denigrate their boyfriends and husbands. “Oh, I really don’t care about making him happy, as long as i have ma way."


Feminism cannot accept that women cannot both be strong and independent while at the same time being the perpetual victim.
Oh righteous feminist, which is it? Are women strong? Or are they weak? Do we hold open to door for the strong female executive?
Do we not help a mother with young children by helping her with her grocery bags?
You, righteous feminist, have recast the cultural rules yet you refuse to follow them. Is it any wonder why so many millions of men eschew marriage and relationships with western women. Can you not see the unintended consequences of your actions? Perhaps we are asking too much of you.


When today's woman asks about my job, my car, my home I can only sigh in dismay. Bloody vampires!!!!
Men are not simply wallets to be looted. Nor are we all rapists and gorillas. We are complex and interesting humans who need respect and love, as do women.
Pathetically, feminists have been brainwashed into thinking that giving love and respecting men is somehow evil and wrong. No matter, women can wallow in misery as much as they want. I will happily and respectfully court a village girlfriend and let independent and unfriendly feminists enjoy their cats and dogs. grin grin
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:34am On Jun 23, 2008
@ Eldee,

Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife(feminist) is yelling at the front door,  which do you let in first?

A - The dog of course, at least he'll shut up once he's inside! grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:21am On Jun 23, 2008
@ TOH,

You are so ignorant, it's not true.
All these kids carrying Kalashnikov rifles to kill their fellow students is what u call proper upbringing?
America/UK would be happier if their kids are more into Fraud than into drugs. . . . . . . These kids are wasted.
Whats the cause? Father in the pub at nights due to frustration wife gives. . . . .Mother is with her friends playing bingo because she has rights.
Kids don't have no one to turn to but the O.Gs on the streets. . . . You can work out the rest in your head.

America/UK have the most indisciplined kids in the world.
Come to the UK and see the rate of teenage pregnancy. . . .If the kids see RESPECT in their households, they would respect themselves.
However, in a situation where Father says shut up and the the Mother says Bleep u. . . . .what do u expect??
Feminism has broken so many homes. . . . .Women are now taking the piss and bringing this ideologies to their households which is wrong.
If u think kids in the USA are more level-headed than the ones in Nigeria then u are clueless, deluded and extremely myopic.

@ Eldee,

If u beat the facts into these American residents' head. . . . . they still wouldn't know.
What a man and his wife do in the house DOES NOT affect the kids in their own eyes.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:15am On Jun 23, 2008
onyinye2:

Jackal you are drowning in your own ignorance. i really hope you end up with a woman who will teach you a lesson.

Can u hear yourself? Do me a favour pls. . . . .Stop replying ma comments! angry

LadyT:

angry

Jackal just drop this hard man act we all know your women walk all over you stop playing the "G"!

Your so not macho.


LadyT, whats ur stress?
Are u a feminist too? Your boy/f washes your undies while u play Wii with ur buddies in the living room? grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 2:08am On Jun 23, 2008
StephenP:

I don't see the connection between feminism and single parenthood.

Feminism has led to women shooting their mouths more than they can chew.
When husbands n wives argue. . . . . .what is the outcome? DIVORCE.
Can u see the connection now?
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:58am On Jun 23, 2008
stillwater:

Your pretence is losing its savour cool, you've already confessed, jackie tongue

Stilly, don't make me whup ur butt. tongue

@ Eldee,

U have spoken.

Women can fight equal rights with their bosses in the office or on the roads with male drivers.
But. . . . .as soon as she steps in ma yard, she should take off that helmet and get REAL.
I don't wanna marry any woman that feels i must scrub the floor while she's with the remote watching MTV Base.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:36am On Jun 23, 2008

In the UK, more single mums, why?
Because the government believes taxpayers' money should be used on single-mums

This is so true and feminism has ripped many families apart. There are more single parents and many kids are trapped in between this ugly schitzo.
British Govt have realised this now and families where husband n wife stay together are now receiving more benefits than em feminists!!!

@ Chat2meBac,

I can fund ur lifestyle. . . . . .
Just say i do and watch me light up your life if it's ICE u like. grin cheesy

@ TOH,

What the heck are u talking about?
Equal rights has elevated these women to the level of men. It means when their husbands go out with mates, they feel the need to do the same.
Hubbies say YES. . . . .Wives say no and conflict develops. Come to the UK and see the lives of these kids being wasted.
Why do we have more indisciplined kids in the western world than Africa? It is because of your stupid beliefs like feminism.
If u dunno. . . .NOW u know!!!!
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:21am On Jun 23, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

You don't have to believe moi, And yea the women you know may be, As  I said, me likey nice things, Life NOT centered around them grin,

No I don't' expect you to leave your crib now, It's your crib, Afterall, men are supposed to provide  for their wives, right??

And I have already explained like 10000000000 times that I have NO issues with being submissive, as long as my husband does his part to deserve such

And No.how dare you speak about My bras on thongs here? angry angry

Oh! yea a Man must be a Man, And that means he should act like one and NOT an animal,

Can we marry tomorrow?
It seems u are not a feminist afterall.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:15am On Jun 23, 2008
StephenP:

Nah. . .there's still are number of people outside of Africa (yes even in the US) who believe that women are inferior to men. The major difference is the Government in most African countries is not really helping the women out and spreading the awareness that men and women have equal rights.

Can't Africans stick to their beliefs and remain Africans?
Why must we embrace the white man's philosophy to feeel coool?
Women are the weaker sex so why preach equal rights when they themselves know their sex is weak. grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:11am On Jun 23, 2008
Busta:

Explanation about all this women claiming they are your wives and baby mamas.

Wives and Baby Mommas??  Negative!!!

stillwater:

Ha ha!!!!!!!!! You've finally accepted your fate!!!!!!!!! cheesy

What fate? That was tongue-in-cheek, Stilly. tongue


Chat2MeBac:


Two points.1. First misconception about me, I am NOT at all materialistic, YES! YESSER! and YESSEST! Me likey nice things, However, my life is NOT based around them. When I dress and go about my way, let those who hate do so, I go to church for ma blessings and to hear the word, wink wink

2.  You see!! There you again, Why must I settle down with you and NOT the other way around?  You men need to seriously scrap this mentality.  If you guys continue like this, me see meself being some dyke's missy in de near future

I don't believe u. Today's woman is heavily materialistic.
They rarely listen to the sermon cos they are there checking someone else's diamonds from TIFFANY.
If y'all have been paying attention, u would understand a woman must be submissive to her husband.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so u expect me to leave ma cribbo and come settle down with you?
Babes, i don't wear thongs n bra. . . . .I wear boxer shorts.
A man must be a man.
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 1:00am On Jun 23, 2008
Busta:

IS Jackal Married?? shocked

I am about to. . . . . but with the number of feminists lying around every corner, it's difficult finding the needle in a hay-stack.


Busta:

JAckal,
u have lots of explanation to do!!

What explanation?

@ NubianQ,

Remember we stay in the same island. . . . . .I can have u kidnapped. cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 12:53am On Jun 23, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

Neither, nor, I rocked my LV today, I decided to spice it up a bit with a pair of Miu Miu, Being a Feminist has afforded a lot, much more than being a house wife cheesy

Thats ma point. . . . . U are more bovvered about what u wear than what u hear from the Pastor!!!!
Being a feminist won't work for u. . . . Settle down with a dude like me, wash ma drawers n do the cooking and u shall be BLESSED. cheesy grin

stillwater:

That's not what you insinuated in your earlier post. You specifically relegated your idea of a wife to a housemaid, preriod!!!!!!!!

My wife cannot be used and abused . . . . I'll love ma wife to death. cool


And what are you feeling like now since your escape, James Bond? By the way you ought to be practicing by now, I don't want to see you lose in the competitions. But I would like to see you in those flimsy materials marathon racers wear. tongue

Flimsy materials marathon racers wear??  This chic has got a dirty mind. wink wink
I'll be racing in long johns. grin
Romance / Re: Feminist Love by Jackal(m): 12:36am On Jun 23, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

Now I understand, Thanks for explaining,

@Rev. Eldee, where is your Deacon Sly? Please stop using the Bible's scriptures for your own selfish gains o, abeg cheesy grin, The same Bible said a Man should leave his mother and Father and cleave to his wife, And he must LOVE and cheirsh her, NOT bang and bash her, olodo

Madame, what time did u get to Church and what bag did u carry today? Gucci or Prada?? cheesy cheesy


stillwater:

Seriously speaking I'll do anything for my family cool. I don't mind taking care of people dear to me without any strings attached. However Jackal made some kind of statement that took me aback and made me go like huh.

What statements? The Bible instructs women to be submissive and men should love/respect their wives endlessly.
How is that hard to figure out. . . . . I would help her install her gadgets n stuffs but she must help with washing, cooking and maybe bathing. tongue


Olympics is around the corner, I hope your legs are in good condition, you trekker. tongue

It's not your fault. Coast guards have rescued u now and u r feening like Jessica Simpson. grin

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