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LadyT:
Its not even called Manchester anymore its called Gunchester they shoot people on a weekly basis.

I feel like shooting ur ass now. . . .
GUNchester since when? That was back in the days. . . .

@ D-reloaded,

Should we compare the murder rate of the 2 cities?

@ Vulvaladiva,

Stop playing the pseudo-rape victim, will ya?

NaJa HaJe:
@jackal

I bet she can't talk like this on the streets with a fellow naija person.

A resounding slap is what she'll get. Disgraced fowl!!!!

Don't bet on it. . . .

Many of the Naija peops in this country have DERAILED.
Guys pierce their noses, ears, lips and tongues. . . .sometimes their slinkys. . .
They have lost touch with their African rootz. . . . .
If we assume Vulvaladiva has been shagging such boyz. . . .then she can gist freely with such Nigerians.

@ Echolimabr,

I beg ur pardon. . . .

Dont u ever diss Manchester. . . .

Just because a mentally-derailed, spoilt and conceited Vulvaladiva was raised in Manchy does not mean Manchy is rubbish.
Manchester is a great place to be. . . . .This is why i am so pissed that someone born n raised from that part of the city is spewing tosh.
Please retract ur statements before our friends in New York think they have comrades.

Someone like D-reloaded carry arms everytime she goes out on a date.
Only God knows how many times she has used her piece.
Hmmmmmmmm. . . . . . the memoirs of a NY immigrant.

vivaladiva:
jack ass u can still give the man to your sisters daughters or your own daughter
tis not by force
deal or no deal
no deal capish

Look at this belaboured pregnant camel. . . .

It seems your cigarette break is making u hallucinate. . .
Are u this moronic? Social revolution me ass. . . .
Why not stage a peaceful demonstration and march to the BIG BEN to power home your cause?
Silly Cunt!!!!

@ Naja Haje,

What do u expect?
Vulvaladiva has been shagging yobs in Manchester for ages.
I went to Manchester University meself and i know how those Manchy boys grind.

@ D-reloaded,

May Thunder Fire Ya Keyboard.
Estelle of all celebs u coulda talked about. . . . Why not Leona Lewis?
Why are u so Anti-Brit? Are we sure a Briton didn't smash ur heart?

@ SLY,

J-gal's deal is done n dusted.
The cellar is even ready where she will be tortured for days,
By the time we are thru with her, she will be begging for a sex change!!!!!

@ Vulvaladiva,

All me sisters are married. . . . U MISSED!!!!
U better take what i have got. . . .
There's no chance of u getting a sane Naija man. . . . .
The closest offer to that is marrying my Terrier but its castrated!!!!!

@ Vulvaladiva,

Don't mind these peops. . . . I got your back.

Tell u what? I know a perfect Naija man that meets your requirements.
He is 25 years of age, an albino, got a hunch-back and has got thick tribal marks.
DEAL or NO DEAL?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2227354#msg2227354 date=1210017255]You must have me confused with Stillwater.[/quote]Stillwater?

She wouldn't cross the atlantic to the UK if she gets a free ticket!!!!

Her pics n details have been given to all male officers in all the terminals in the UK
Nairaland's #1 FEMINIST? No way!!!!!

@ D-reloaded,

Bread n Beans n Water and reh reh reh.
At least UK peops are healthier than y'all overweight, obese phat-assed Americans.

@ J-gal,

U are on me radar.
Finding u is like finding a mosquito in Ajegunle. . . .Pretty easy!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2227323#msg2227323 date=1210016927]LMAO! More like We blame Sly and Stephen for not following through. Yeye boys![/quote]J-girl, choose your words carefully. . . .
I have got agents stationed at Gatwick and Heathrow terminals for the next 20 days.
Dont get it twisted. . . . .You are getting kidnapped when u arrive in the UK this month.
SLY and I are making sure that happens. . . . We are tying u up and feeding u BREAD n WATER.
Don't worry, your pics will be posted on Nairaland so your numerous admirers can see.

NaJa HaJe:
that is not self education babe

See how ur fellow chic has disgraced herself. . . .  
All these Lewisham babes. . . . .I shake me head for 'em.

She is even arguing a student loan does not affect credit score. . .
Is this babe this daft?
Vulvaladiva, when next are u going for your psycho-evaluation test? You are due for one, innit?


[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2227261#msg2227261 date=1210016266]gets the same red passport result. abi?  [/quote]I agree, but this method will def'ly STINK.

@ SLY,

This babe is giving us a bad name. . . .
Now D-reloaded will be on me ass for anutha 3 months.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2227200#msg2227200 date=1210015669]more like used it as a tampon [/quote]Now that's GROSS. . . . .
You are NASTY!!!!

@ Vulvaladiva,

Don't u geddit?
The point is don't come here bragging about BRITISH PASSPORT when any idiot can get it in the UK. . . .
I stay in the UK and i can tell u Naija boys with Students Visa as at 2004 are now Brit Citizens doing arranged marriage. . .
You could be a Brit by birth but there are many Brit geezers n lasses by RIGHT.

Via student loan? I doubt any Nigerian men would even want to marry u.
You are in serious debt of at least 25k pounds. . . . .I am sure your credit score is on the negative integer . . You cannot buy a spoon on credit, can u?
Can your name even pass a credit check on 3 NETWORK(the cheapest mobile network in the UK)?

Get baq to us when u sort out your student loan, u broke ass!!!!

vivaladiva:
a new thread
why do nigerians get so offended when they hear u are a british born nigerian
maybe tis the way i say it or perharps tis because i don't give a flying monkies
or perharps tis beacause they are always running from immigration and olopa
sorry ooo no be my fault say na for nija them concieve and lay your stupid egg

How are we even sure u were born in England?
Genuine Brit citizens dont come online to spew tosh like u are doing. . .
Carrying a RED PASSPORT does not really make u a Brit. . . .U coulda soaked your GREEN Nigerian passport in a $20 RED DYE.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2227085#msg2227085 date=1210014617]Admit it. You steal your "disses" from Famous Five books. don't you?[/quote]Famous five books? Never read such books.
I only read crime stories.  
Bleep famous 5!!!!!!

@ Desodgi,

This ain't about Nigerian Brit schitzo.
I have met many Naija/Brit gals who are ready to marry any Naija dude from Ijeshatedo or Osun!!!!!
They are ready to be submissive, caring and hardworking in their matrimonial homes . . . .anything to get HITCHED, they are ready.

Vulvaladiva is just one of em idiotic, pseudo-authoritative and self-important lass u find in the corners of SOHO.

@ Vulvaladiva,

Shut ur trap and stop giving us a bad name in the name of ur RED PASSPORT.

The Sly:
As much as possible. . . . . if u aint cool with it. . . u can go and get yourself a smelly Chinese dude. . .
Or better still. . . .Get yourself an Indian dude. . . But they smells like garlic though. . .

See me see palaver o. . . .

A NL member is fronting because she was lucky to have her immigration status changed from Indefinite Leave to Remain to a RED PASSPORT. . .
I cannot count the number of Brit girls that have gone down under me HAMMER. . . . . .
They come at 2 for 5 pounds. . . . . .Why do i have a feening VIVALADIVA is just anutha priggish atttention seeker!!!!

Just like u have said, she wld be better off dating a PAKI(Chip shop assistant).
At least, she would be pampered and have her panties washed with bare hands.
What a heap of applesauce from a spastic hilly nanny!!!

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2226916#msg2226916 date=1210013105]since when do virgins engage in 4-somes?[/quote]Maybe she wasn't impaled in one of her many trysts.

vivaladiva:
constructive suggestions not retarded insinuations
it makes a lot of difference where i come from b/because i am trying to understand a particular mindset of some nigerian men
i am not taring every one with the same brush so chill out

Can u just tape it shut?
One problem i have with lasses like u is the fact that u take ur Britishness as being special. . . . Me dont think so!!!!!!
If u are a Briton. . . Congrats!!!! However there are over 30 million women like u lying around the corner.
Are u aware those junkies @ SOHO begging for 5 pounds to buy crack are British citizens as well?
Please stop this stupidity of urs and give Nigerian men a breather.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2226947#msg2226947 date=1210013365]only Yorubas kneel [/quote]Dont even kid urself, babes.
If i marry Paris Hilton, she would kneel down for me parents.
It's either she puts up of Bleep off. . . .

@ Nateevs,

Fergie will be wary of Rob Styles.
I expect Howard Webb and Steve Bennett to officiate in the 2 games.

Temperature in Moscow is crazy. . . .I am going in padded.
Letz just hope i find a stranded lass on board b4 i get to Moscow to warm me up.

Meanwhile, do u watch I AM ON SETANTA SPORTS with Jose Mourinho, Sven Goran Eriksson and Wayne Rooney?
I think its the best show in England. . . .If Sven really approved of this show, he is very daft. . . Mourinho takes the piss outta him like crazy.
He is being treated like a filthy rag and they take piss on Wenger too whenever he calls in. Watching it on Setanta Sports now.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2226889#msg2226889 date=1210012866]why the Abbey?[/quote]Where else would a VIRGIN go? A whorehouse?

as a self educated young nigerian/british woman how much shit do i have to take from a nigerian man.? my blood boils over when the price for sticking to nigerian men includes
cooking when u feel or don't feel like
making sure the house is clean 24/7
pleasing his family and friends
learning not to have an opinion
trying to control your temper
having to hear this all the time " am a nigerain man so i can ,

Babes, u will take every shit that comes your way especially when your spouse has the same qualities or more. . . .

Blimey. . . . .what has being British, self-educated, young or whatever has to do with this. . . . .
If u are hoping to go to Nigeria to choose a dude, then expect your toes to be kissed and your spouse to wash your undies.
However, if u are hoping to date a Brit/Nigerian in the UK. . . . .You are just anutha chic around the corner.
There are 66 million Brit citizens in the UK and about 2.2 Brit Nigerian gals that are single. . .so what makes u special. . .

Expect to cook, wash, pound yam in a mortar. . . . . I will even make u grind pepper on a stone and balance a tray on ur head to test ur Nigerianity.
Take care of the kids with the anticipation of remaining a full house wife and putting your certificates in the bin.
Whats more? Be submissive, respectful and act like a proper well brought up Nigerian woman.
It means kneeling down when u meet me parents and elders of the family. . .

If u can't live with that. . . . .go to the ABBEY.   Better still, marry a white DUDE.

@ Nateevs,

I am going to MOSCOW . . . .
Got a spare ticket in the black market some few weeks ago. . . .
Got turned off by the VISA protocols where i was told i would pay 185 pounds for visa processing. . . . .

However, the Ruskies have made things very easy with the ticket schitzo. . . .
The only thing is the 6 hours journey(thatz London-Lagos trip)!!!!!
Anutha worry is their sub-zero temperature and geezers will not be allowed to drink like we wanna. . . . .

Although, this depends on the outcome of sunday. . . .
If Roman gets to Steve Bruce and the man in black and Wigan get a result, i'd be devastated.
Whatever the FA do. . . . . I dont wanna see Robbin' Styles at the JJB stadium. . . .He brought this final day schitzo on United in the 1st place.

@ A-40,

Mess up at JJB stadium?

The last time i checked, United have never lost or drawn a game against WIGAN(even when they were a top team under JEWELL).
It means everytime United square up against Wigan. . . . . United ALWAYS win.
They came into the PREM in 2005/06 when they were promoted from the coca-cola league. . . .

2005/06

Man Utd 4-0 Wigan(Premier League)
Man Utd 4-0 Wigan(Carling Cup final)
Wigan 1-2 Wigan(Premier League)

2006/07

Wigan 1-3 Man Utd(Premier League)
Man Utd 1-3 Wigan(Premier League)

2007/08

Man Utd 4-0 Wigan(Premier League)

Can u tell me a reason why United will not WIN this game with the PREM title at stake?
Anything short of victory means all Ronaldo's efforts this season is void. . .
Do u really see that happening? I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nateevs:
Wait a minute. . . Do you know ManU have not won away since March 15th. . . That's one stat to ponder about.

Thats a huge FACT and i am shaking in me boots!!!!

However, do u know United haven't beaten West Ham in the last 3 games PRIOR Saturday?
Well. . . . .United scored 3 goals within 26 minutes of the game before Nani was sent off.
If Nani had stayed on. . . . .It could have been 10 goals to nuthing.

Letz face it . . . . . . . . . Do u really think Ferguson will drop points at Wigan knowing 3 points will win him the title?
This will be like UCL final . . . . .The difference this time is we are playing a shyte team known as Wigan Athletic.
If United can go to Roma and win 2-0, win 1-0 at Anfield and 4-1 at Villa Park. . . .I would kiss the PREM title goodbye if i were u.

Chelsea on the other may win 17-0 against Bolton and still come short of winning the PREM.
It ain't in your hands at all. . . . . .It's UNITED'S title to LOSE. . . . . AND THE UCL final is not until 2-3 weeks time.
Fergie will not be resting his big boys for this. . . . . He will be going into this game like he would be playing CHELSEA in MOSCOW.

Blimey. . . . .Russia has waived Visa requirements for anyone holding a valid ticket to watch the FINAL.
MOSCOW, Here i come. . . .
I have got a spare ticket. . . . .You want to come?

@ Nateevs,

I must commend Chelski's lastest run but its a bit late to put this kinda run together!!!!!

Lets look at the odds against ya.

Chelsea:

Playing against Bolton at SB.
Bolton must get a result to play in the PREM next season.
If we go by last season's result when Jose was there. . . . .They got a draw!!!!!

Man Utd:

Playing against Wigan at JJB Stadium.
Wigan's gaffer, Steve Bruce is SAF's boy and might roll over.
The Lactics have nuthing to play for like Bolton, they are very safe to worry about RELEGATION WATERS.
United going into the last game knowing 3 points will win the TITLE. . . . .U cannot bet against em.

So where would this go? I ma let the neutrals draw their conclusion.
Meanwhile. . . . .where will the Barclay's Premiership be dressed? SB or JJB stadium?
Me church mind says its JJB stadium!!!!!!

@ Nateevs and Dangermous,

3 points to win the PREM against Wigan?

Only a fool will think Ferguson will fail to cop 3 points.
Even if we are playing Chelsea at SB for 3 points. . . . .I expect Ferguson to win that kinda game.
He is a master tactician. . . . . .Against Wigan who has nuthing to play for?? No chance!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all are about to witness United's strength. . . . .
The game against Wigan will be worse than Newcastle AWAY when we thumped em 5-1.
I just dont see United losing such a game. . . . . not in this fucking world or the next.

Chelsea better beat Bolton 17-0 or else . . . . .Its SO NEAR, YET SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Nateevs,

I am HERE!!!!!!!!!!

On this same pitch, we won 5-1.
I dont expect less from Chelsea.
Its going down to the WIRE.

You are going to see United play 3-2-5 AGAINST Wigan
FIVE STRIKERS to kill the game off within 30 mins
United to score 4 in the 1st half. . . . . Wanna wager on it?

Chelsea scored already!!!!

Good freekick from Drogba. . . . . . Ballack powered it home.
Newcastle is a shyte team.
Ma pub team wouldnt have conceded such goal.

@ Nateevs,

We are keen on watching to see if we can become CHAMPIONS today.
Should Chelsea lose. . . . . .United will become champions unless u can beat Bolton 20-0.
Geddit?

Anyways, Grant comes on Nairaland.
He is now playing 4-4-2. . . .He has drafted Anelka up top to partner Drogba.,
I just hope Newcastle can score now to put Chelsea on the edge.

Half Time. . . . . . .This is getting interesting.

@ Nateevs,

I never knew 3 points could be this difficult when one needed it to challenge the title.  . . . .
Blimey. . . . .I trust Man Utd to have opened the BARCODES up like a chicken cordon bleu.
Grant is a Arrow. . . . . .It seems he hasn't learnt his lesson playing ANELKA wide. . . .
Why can't he go 4-4-2. . . . . .Anelka supporting Drogba. . . . .Malouda n Joe Cole on the wings with fuckeva in the CM.

Anyways, i hope he dwells in his stupidity. I will be chuffed to bits if this end like the Carling Cup final.
Newcastle have shown grit n determination. . . .Whats more? They have matched Chelsea's physical side.
Faye and Viduka have been acting like pitbullz on crack since the blast of the whistle.
Beye needs to be sent back to Senegal and Owen needs to sharpen his skills.
Newcastle need to SCORE a goal and defend religiously. . . .Hopefully, Chelsea will equalise and drop 2 points.

C'mon Kev Keegan. . . . .Give the RED DEVILS this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Nateevs,

Ballack is a Arrow. . . . . .
He shoulda squared the ball or hit the target. . .
Fernando Torres scored from that exact position last night to put Liverpool 1-0 ahead. .

Anyways, i will be chuffed to bits if the BARCODES chuck 2 points off y'all.
Ferguson is watching the game with keen interest. . . . . Giggsy is waiting for his 10th league title.
Obi Mikel is a cunt. . . . .He just played a rugby shot outta the stadium. . . .How much does he earn?
Me thinks u should knock 30K off his weekly wages.

@ Nateevs,

Are u watching this game?

Terry just cleared a goal-bound shot off the line. . . . .
Your defence has been raped. . . .Viduka, Owen and Martins are taking the piss out of Terry and Carvalho.
Drogba has ben rendered useless in this game.

We are watching the game. . . .

I am yet to see why u guys should be number 2 on the league. . . . .
When United came to St James'. . . . . .it was 5-1. . . . .
Wazza and Ronaldo ran chaos. . . . .Chelsea is stuttering and Owen shoulda nicked a goal.

Don't count on it. . . .
That was why i showed u the stats in the last 4-5 years.
Chelsea have not won a league game at St James' Park. . . even under Jose Mourinho!!!!
This might end in a draw. . . . Newcastle can be pest-natured sometimes.

@ Nateevs,

I am watching this game with KEEN INTEREST.

Man Utd would love to win the TITLE with their feet up!!!!
I am sure Fergie's champagne wld be on ice now. . . .

Owen?? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a pillock. . . .That was a good chance.

@ Emperoh,

Trust Fergie to punish his players unlike WENGER who wraps his players in duvet.
Nani has been fined 60,000 pounds for his petulance and irresponsibility.
He could have stopped United from copping 3 points easily. . . .Thank God it wasn't UCL final against Chelsea.

Me weekend is great. . . . .It's a bank holiday in England today. . . .no work, no school, no stress!!!!
I am about watching the BARCODES tackle the Chavs. . . .
Martins to score a brace with Owen scoring the other.
I want to win the PREM today.

@ Nateevs,

No Cashley, No Kalou, No Joe Cole, No Lampard. . .
I see nuthing but TROUBLE, CHAOS and SORROW ahead. . . .
Have u seen the Newcastle line-up?