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Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!!
Not again.

stillwater:
I was never a man eater . I innocently[/b]and [b]peacefully stated some facts, that's all.

Innocently and peacefully? I am having a laugh.
Lets face it. . . .Youse a man-eater!!!

@ HR.hotness,

Thanx!

I am classier than class. . . . . Why can't a guy use POLO shower gel, cologne and some expensive accessories to groom himself?
How does that make me gay?
Like i have said. . . . . . only Gorilla looking men or the poverty-stricken ones disregard their well-being. . .
When a man has got something precious. . . HE PROTECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!

@ Stillwater,

U are still reppin' this your MAN-EATER status. . . .
Well. . . .i am now born-again . . . No more woman bashing again from me unless it is absolutely necessary.
Therefore, u can THUG ON!!!

@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station??

eldee:
My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . .

@ SLY,

Don't mind em pillocks. . . . .

How does taking care of one's self makes one gay!!!!!!
When a guy has got a cute face to protect, he will definitely spend time and money on it to preserve it.
Only the gorilla-looking dudes don't give a toss about their well-being. . . . .

Wear your pink shirts, comb your hair so u don't look unkempt and paint your nails if it makes u comfy.
If anyone feels that makes u gay. . . .he should go n jump into river thames.
It doesn't bovver me because i am as gay as KING SOLOMON who had 600 wives and 700 concubines.

P.S. Where is J-girl?

@ nateevs,

Sergio Ramos @ Chelsea for 50 million quid? Roma Abrahamovic is not that STUPID!!!!
He didn''t buy Daniel Alves at 25 million. . . . .There's no way in HELL he would prise Ramos outta Real Madrid especially now that they are doing well in La Liga. . . . . Its stupid journalism. . . .don't mind em tabloids!!!!

@ Ritchboy,

U Gaynners don't get it, do u?
The last 3 months of any season is the business parts of the season.
For instance, If Messi had gone on to beat Man Utd with Barca and win the Champions League. . . He would have been a strong contender for the best player in the world despite missing due to injury for 8 months. . . .

Sagna missed out in the big games so he cannot possibly come close to top signings. . . . .U cannot compare games he played against Slavia Prague to the ones he missed against Liverpool or the OT battle in April. . . . . The players that finished strongly will always be hot favourites for awards than the early bloomers. . . . .Fab4 started well and lost his pace towards the end. . . .If not, he should have been the best player in the league.

Gaynners, please THINK!!!!!

SLY,



Whatchu doing in the Police Station?
Blimey. . . .what is it this time? Statutory Rape?

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2237763#msg2237763 date=1210243657]but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,
[/quote]The people thinking that way have got serious issues. . . .

I try ma best to look well-groomed. . . . .visit the hair-dressers/barber-shop twice a week , keep ma nails clean, high level of dress sense and reh reh reh. How does that make me gay? Only the pigs would think men who take care of themselves are gay.

debosky:
A list not containing Sagna but contains Skrtel? On what basis pray tell, does a PFA team of the season player not get included but Palacios of all people (with few games) gets a mention?

Only a demented muppet like jackal would pick a list by the SUN of all people as a definitive one.

You are such an unrepentant onanist. . . . .

Sagna ahead of Skirtel? Are u out of your fucking mind? The list contains players that are finishing well for their respective clubs not players plagued by injuries. . .If it is, Eduardo should make the list. When was the last time Sagna kicked a ball?
This is not a list of the best players in the league but the top ten buys.
If u don't understand English. . . .why not put a dagger in your own neck and spare us this misery.

To make matters worse, u are condemning SUN newspaper? Only a mongolian pillock like u would say so.
THE SUN, without any doubt is the best SPORTS newspaper in the whole UK. . . .
If u don't have anything meaningful to say, why not put a cock in your gay mouth!!!

I agree u are not obsolete but u cannot be leprotic. . . .so put ur fingers into use and click on the modify button.

pein:
i dnt need to ask anyone I KNOW what happened.world cup years are a given.even if you are crap,perform above all odds with your team winning the trophy and the title is yours.so to you zidane didnt do anything in 2000?who practically put france into the euro finals?!!whose freekick put out spain who were pre tournament favorites?!! who held his nerve to score against italy?!!who challenged him for the world player of the year?!! fact is there was no better player for the french team.figo and rivado;figo's portugal went out to france and rivaldo isnt european hence only had his league form to put him there and IIRC deportivo won the spanish league that year,so who was to go against zidane?henry?figo?del piero?rivaldo?
same this year,there is practially no one to go against ronaldo cause the argument would be what does he need to do to win it if not scoring goals(40) and as a winger.messi has been out injured, kaka is a shadow of himself.are you going to call luca toni?if so then we should be calling huntelaar or alfonso alves for their prolific scoring records.

Touche.

There's no European player at the moment that comes close to Cristiano Ronaldo. . . . With or without EURO2008, Ronaldo has been the most consistent top performer in the last 18 months. . . .no injuries, he doesn't miss games and he has dragged Man Utd to the brink of winning 2 of the most prestigious club trophies in the world. It doesn't get better than that.

Whats more? His goal-scoring prowess!!! When a winger scores 40 goals in a season, he deserves to be mentioned. . . .Idiots like Dayokanu say Ronaldo freezes in big games but they forgot he was a ball of fire at Euro 2004 and 2006 World Cup. . . .I saw Messi against Real Madrid last night where he was clueless and was made to look like an idiot. . . . . If that was Ronaldo, people would open their loud-ass mouths to say he doesn't play well against big teams. . . . .

FIFA's reputation will be marred if Cristiano does not win it this year. . . . No club player in Europe compares to him this season.
Messi comes close but he has not won anything in the last 2 seasons!!!! Kaka is now a waste pipe. . . .
Ballack? Dayokanu must be an idiot!!!! Luca Toni? Toni Braxton has a better chance.
Ribery? He is the most over-rated Arrow in Europe. . . .Hleb is a better player.

@ Nightrider,

U are getting way too obsolete. . .
Apart from the fact that this topic is old, u got the players muddled up all over the place.
Ashley Young should be a left winger and Ronaldo on the right wing. . .
Stevie Gerrard and Cesc should be central midfielders. . . . .

justkunmi:
Jackal
No havent seen the list. . .but I bet Tevez, Ando and Nani would top the list. . ._{and o'course Torres. .} . .

Patiently waiting for Sunday. . .
Wigan is toast!!!. . .

THIS IS THE LIST. . . . . . . http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1115108.ece


No10: Martin Skrtel

The Liverpool defender did not enjoy the best of beginnings after earning his first start in the shaky FA Cup win over non-league minnows Havant & Waterlooville. But Skrtel, who arrived from Zenit St Petersburg for £7million in January, has since impressed in Daniel Agger’s absence.

No9: Wilson Palacios

When Steve Bruce made his surprise exit from Birmingham, he brought Palacios with him to Wigan. The £1m Honduras midfielder has been a revelation at the JJB Stadium despite rarely featuring during his loan spell at St Andrews. Manchester United could now make a summer raid after he helped drag the Latics to safety.

No8: Martin Petrov

The £4.7m Bulgarian winger was one of Sven Goran Eriksson’s less high-profile arrivals during his pick of eclectic buys. But the former Atletico Madrid star proved an instant hit with his mesmerising runs and killer deliveries from the left. Petrov has also chipped in with five goals.

No7: Sulley Muntari

Harry Redknapp is enjoying spending big at Portsmouth but even at £7m, Muntari has proved to be a bargain. The Ghana powerhouse has eased into life in the Premier League with a series of eye-catching displays, including a number of superb strikes. But Redknapp could struggle to keep him at Fratton Park with Liverpool and Arsenal interested.

No6: Jermain Defoe

Tottenham fans shook their heads in disbelief when hitman Defoe was flogged for £7.5m, while £17m signing Darren Bent was misfiring. Defoe has already shown what they are missing by rattling in eight goals in his first 10 Pompey matches. One of the big four clubs will come sniffing if his form continues.

No5: Carlos Tevez

Although Cristiano Ronaldo has been the star of Manchester United’s season, Carlos Tevez has made a bright start to life at Old Trafford. The Argentina striker has grabbed 19 goals so far and has formed a devastating partnership with Wayne Rooney. And this is a player who struggled to get a game at West Ham just over a year ago.

No4: Yakubu

Eyebrows were raised when Everton paid a club-record £11.25m for Yakubu. The Nigerian hitman earned a reputation for blowing hot and cold at Middlesbrough but he has crashed home 19 goals since his switch to Goodison Park. The powerful forward possesses the quality needed to propel the Toffees to the next level.

No3: Anderson

When Manchester United paid over £30m for Anderson and Nani, the greater excitement was over the latter. But it has been Anderson who has excelled in his debut season, while Nani spent much of the season looking and learning. It seems Alex Ferguson has found his long-term replacement for Paul Scholes.

No2: Roque Santa Cruz

The Blackburn striker is certainly the bargain of the season, if not the top signing. At just £3.5m — a snip in today’s market — the Paraguay ace has produced 23 goals for Rovers. Mark Hughes pulled off a coup when he tempted the striker from Bayern Munich but will have to battle to hold on to him.


No1: Fernando Torres

You have to be top notch to prove value for money at £26m but Torres is just that. Doubts were raised when the hitman arrived from Atletico Madrid but the Spaniard has blown them apart with 32 goals in his debut season. Liverpool may have under-achieved again but there is hope for the future with Torres.

@ Antidote,

U are not serious. . . . . .

I will personally supervise the whupping of ur bare butt with a horse whip if u don't take that course to the cleaners.
Go and read and leave Naija women with their big bellies. . . . .
Busta wants me to sign a contract that will restrain me from bashing Naija women. . . I might turn to carribean chics next week.
Watch ur baq.

@ D-reloaded,

The link was doctored. . . . .
Pastor having sex with lil boys in Port Harcourt?
This is like saying Debosky was caught raping in Amsterdam. . . . . Or someone stealing snowballs in Canada.
It aint possible. . . .PH is a LovePeddler-state. . . . .Twas a set-up for the Pastor by a greedy member of the Church.

@ D-reloaded,

Its ok!!!!!!!
Take it easy.

@ LadyT,

Leave ur postcode and house number!!!!!

@ Antidote,

This does not concern u o. . . . . .U are not Nigerian!!!!!
Although, i must admit u would have been an Ibo gal(Nneka) as a Nigerian or Yoruba girl(Aduke).
How's ur exam preparation going?

@ Busta,

I raise me hands up. . . . No more women bashing at least from me again.
Pls hold a conference for the women here too to keep Naija men outta their dissing bags!!!
Agreed?

@ LadyT,

Reveal?
Where is ur magic wand and 12 lines of abracadabra lyrics.

@ Busta,

Dont be mad jealous. . . . .
Meanwhile. . . . .are those the links to women-bashing threads?
Dayyyyyum, i must now admit it's getting out of hand. . . .

@ D-reloaded,

Homosexuality in Nigeria? I doubt it.
In a land where men see adultery and multiple partners as a norm. . . .Nigerians cannot stand gay.
This was why OBJ ruled that any gay caught in the ACT must serve 5 years with HARD LABOUR in KiriKiri.

@ Stillwater,

Anything to get under ur skin suits me. . . . . .

@ D-reloaded,

Naija guys are fyner than Naija galz. . . . It's no ROCKET SCIENCE!!!

LASIEFAIRE:
what you trying to say Jackal, what? what?
you want a piece of me  

Piece of you? U must be outta ya mind!!!
I was talking about ur comments about Naija women.

dee02:
Protruding tummies are now like a trophy for some women
And when they finish eating, they would ask for application for employment as they see it as an avenue to feed and breed endlessly

Sleeping becomes a nightmare

They start sweating like rapists

Flabs start to weigh them down

Heavy snoring sets in

Farting on the highest order

To climb Amuwo Odofin housing staircase go become wahala

Belly button starts vanishing

Trademark of food loving Naija girls are oily, greasy (NOT LIPGLOSS but ORORO) mouth with Protruding belly like person wey swallow Calabash!

Abeg correct Naija girls wey dey eat and exercise properly, if u see your fellow sister's for road with MOI-MOI BELLE, tell am say make she suffrey suffrey with food and don't come back swearing at me because i aint going to be having it!

This guy is LETHAL!!!!!!

@ LadyT,

Everyone is a gangstar. . . .or an EX-Gun Lord.
Drop that liner.

stillwater:
At least, mine's natural!!!!!!!!

Prove it!!!!!!

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132436.msg2235116#msg2235116 date=1210181925]Ok. I'm bored now.[/quote]Try YOGA!!!!

mykali:
chics with pot belly eat too much or engage in the masculine act of bear drinking so they have themselves to blame. i do 100 situps daily to keep my sixpack tummy fit and i don't think most chics have the guts for that

They do 100 sit-ups ONLY AFTER they go from size 8-10 to 14-16. . .
So much for MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

@ Aloib,

I can speak for all em Nigerian brothers. . . .
Naija men are the big deal. . . . U need to see how other African sisters swoop on us in the UK!!!
One of the reasons why South African men and Ghananian lads CANNOT stand us.
If u dunno, now u know!!!

@ D-reloaded,

What kinda geezers have u been rolling with?
I doubt it that all those ROC BOYS looking sharp in smart apparel will have SEVERE HALITOSIS.
C'mon. . . . .guys now walk about with altoids in their pockets to suppress such contingencies.

@ Stillwater,

It wasn't me.

rikkyjen:
@ Sly

No doubt, have seen some couple of anti-Nigerian men threads, but do we have to behave like pussies because other pussies are acting pussy-like?  

It's an EYE FOR AN EYE. Lets give it back to em where it hurts!!!!

sheniqua:
It'll be good if it's only belly they have
Some of them have ikebe and some are double DD bra size let's discuss that one first

Lies!!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont get us wrong. . . . .Naija women that are married are not the ones under question here!!!
We are talking about the teenagers who have protruding bellies that make mother elephants anxious.

rikkyjen:
Son, sincerely i don't like the anti-Nigerian girls stances you take on this board, have read tons of them.   or Is you a sexist or what?

Men, you know we don't belong here. I wouldn't blamy ya, its our section which has been a bit dry in the couple of days due to lack of games

and even if we stray here occaisonally, i don't think insulting our Nigerian women is the most logical thing to do.

For every blame or diss you heap on Nigerian women, the men are a million times liable to the same thing.

You want me to list 'em mens faults? Is it the same Big stomach yarns? or adultery? Infidelity? and even prostitution! (Yes, we have Nigerian Men-whores), in all these Nigerian men take the cake big time.

Now son, you don't want to take me to a tribunal, do ya?

Honestly speaking, the girls started it!!!!!
Everywhere u go, they diss Naija guys as being too fake, they have got halitosis, no good pick-up lines and broke asses.
What am i supposed to do when some feminists(wont mention names) try to strip me off ma manhood?

I wont take u to court, son. . . .No way!!!
Anyways, whats poppin?  This is what boredom can cause. . . .
P.S.  I aint a sexist. . . . . .I'm a full-blooded young man!!!

@ LadyT,

The few NL chics that have got ma pics would tell u. . . .
I am a man of lil words.

Busta:
u gotta be Will Smith or Denzel for me to do that oh.
I'll pass but I wish them girls luck with u

Very funny.

@ LadyT,

What do u want to do with pictures?

@ Aloib,

Don't blame a Naija brother. . . . It's the 700 AFRICAN SOULS in us.

@ Rikkyjen,

U can take me to court!!!!

@ Sheniqua & Busta,

I cant be lured to put ma pic on a forum. . .
Y'all chics might have to cross the atlantic to see me in person.

LadyT:
Whatever Jackal I saw you with that chunk a lunk chick in gunchester!

U lie!!!!
I havent been in Manchester for ages and u wont find me dead with a woman-mountain.

stillwater:
God forbid bad thing!!!!!!! 400 pounds? You must have confused me with yourself!!!!!!!!!

That can't be possible.
I am FATSOphobic!!!!!
Geddit?