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@ Loyika,

What happened to Henry? Etoo? and Barca's ability to score an away goal?
You are clueless, son. . . . . .You are not worthy to congratulate us. . . Y'all never wished us well.
Barcelona was lucky Rooney ain't fit. . . . . . .their defence couldn't have coped with the wrath of the HOLY TRINITY.

Meanwhile, whatchu think?
Was Fergie wrong to have rested some players against Chelsea last weekend?. . . . .
90% of yesterday's big performers didn't play on saturday and that includes Messi too!!!!

Wenger should learn the art of MAN MANAGEMENT from Ferguson.

@ Temmie10,

Touche.

ATTACK win matches . . . . . DEFENCE win CHAMPIONSHIPS.
None of the teams we played in knock-out stages was able to squeeze a goal in United's net at OT!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the reason why United will stand TALL in MOSCOW.

Rio n Vida are the best central defenders in Europe.
Ferdinand should be made the captain. . . . .He led by example last night.
What a player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

Whats boring? United getting to the FINAL?
Dont be jealous, mate!!!!!!!!

@ Emperoh,

How Fergie gets away with murder like OJ Simpson beats me. . . . .

To win the Premier League (and maybe Champions League) with a centre half as right back(Brown) all season, one fit left back(Evra) and only 2 fit strikers would be an unbelievable feat.
United should never ask Tevez and Rooney to shoulder this burden by themselves again. The schitzo is taking a toll on em.

We are just plain lucky that Ronaldo has been a goal machine this year. Saha is an absolute disgrace. What a waste of a wage.
United need a big quality, durable striker next year and a right back, thats all.
Frazier Campbell should come back and get a few games and Manucho must be made to play next season.

With the FINISH line in sight and the UCL final not until 3 weeks against an English club, United will cop 6 points easily.
Hammers will get hammered on saturday and the Lactics woulda been safe by the time we visit the JJB stadium.
Fergie will def'ly roll out his big guns in these games and prolly keep Scholes and Giggsy fresh for the GRAND FINALE in May.

@ Dr Dre,

Touche.

Ronaldo spear-headed United's attack. . . . . . We never really saw any of his great talents.
Fans of other clubs are so blind and useless and will never give credits to the Portugeezer.
They keep saying Ronaldo does not turn up in the big stages but i think more of that should be attributed to the way Fergie sets his team.

The only time Ferguson has gone gung ho in Europe was when United lost to Roma 2-1 in the Champions league last season.
Fergie knew he had to ATTACK to claw back the deficit and that made the return leg at OT very explosive.
Was Ronaldo absent in that game? I thunk he was magnificent. . . .He terrorised Italian defence all night and for that he is the best.

British media were all waiting to pounce on Ferguson if United had lost last night.
How many times has Fergie made em eat their words. . . . . Write Ferguson off at your own peril.
He is god. He sees things other plonkers/pillocks dont see. . .Hey, Fergie just knocked Barca outta Europe without 2 members of the United's spine.
With Vidic and Rooney. . . . United woulda spanked Barca like 4 goals.

@ Manu4life,

WE ARE WINNING THE DOUBLE.

Fergie's foot soldiers are HUNGRY.
JS Park and Brown caught me eye. Park was rubbish at Camp Nou but lit up the stage at OT.

I can't even predict the starting XI for the final.
Of course, SCHOLESY will be playing, Ronaldo, Rooney, Apache, Rio, Vidic, Evra and Van Der Sar.

@ tkb417,

United is good to go.
English clubs have now mastered the art of defending and scoring when they break.
Some years ago, English clubs go into these kind of matches gung ho and they get beaten mercilessly.

For instance, Italian teams have never shown any flair or samba-style football but they are always gritty and more on point.
They are technical and defend well. They catch opponents on the break and score one or two odd goals.
That is the way to do it. . . . . All the beautiful football can wait till the final when we meet the Chavs/Scousers.

The only question here is: IS TEVEZ HUMAN?

@ manu4life,

God bless u, comrade!!!!!

United, and English teams in general can't win. When they play fast, open, attacking football and invariably lose to top drawer European opposition, they are lambasted for being naive.

When they take on a more intelligent, tactically defensive approach and outwit their opponents, they are criticized for being boring. Fergie had to do a job to keep the dream alive.(The Double).

Sir Alex Ferguson was completely vindicated tonight. His decision to rest key players against Chelsea was derided by some twats among others, as "inexplicable". Well it wasn't inexplicable, it was a completely rational decision. As Fergie said himself, you can't play the same 11 players three times in a week against top opposition like Barcelona and Chelsea and expect to get away with it.

United didn't want to lose to Chelsea but they could afford to lose. They couldn't afford to draw let alone lose to Barca. The players who played well tonight were players who had a rest on Saturday. Tevez was immense at defending from the front and holding the ball up, as was Park Ji-Sung and Evra.

@ Pein,

Dont make me get mad at cha. . . .

How can u say Dayokanu should stop being a Arrow when he was born a pussy!!!!!

When was the last time Bayern Munich had it good in Europe. . . . . It's now known as HOLLYWOOD FC.
They are the most useless team in Germany with a muppet manager and some moronic players. . . . .
Dayo is an idiot . . . He will always be an idiot.

@ tkb417,

Dayokanu believes Nottingham Forest is better than Chelsea n Arsenal!!!!!

dayokanu:
If you have any sense in you. You would know its not logical to lump AC Milan with FC porto, Nor logical to put Bayern Munich and Man utd in the same class,
Real Madrid and Inter Milan are not in the same class, neither can Liverpool and Benfica be on the same level.

Your grey matter is expired just like the G-14 you mentioned. If you don't know G-14 ceased to exist a while ago

@Tkb, Why is brazil the best soccer nation in the world and germany the best in Europe why not Italy and greece respectively

Nyabinghi, I will always respect Buju. Imagine some people would come and say the past does not matter

If you are talking about luck how do you rate bayern's luck in 1999?

Yet anutha waste of bandwidth from a moronic beast.

Dayo, dont u ever give up?  How can u put Man Utd on the same level with any German club?
Is your ailment hereditary or environmental induced?  Where is Bayern Munich in the last 4 years in the UCL?
A team that failed to qualify for the UCL should never be regarded as a big team.
Bayern Munich is now in the category of "HAS BEEN". . . . Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal are all greater than Hollywood FC.

2ndly, U are still here trying to compare Leo Messi to Ronaldo?  I am having a laugh.
Messi is a rich version of Alexander Hleb. . . . .Good foot-work but no end product. . . .Even Zidane had end product to his game.
Granted, he can dribble, whiz past people and has possessed an incredible balance but that is where the buck stops.
Ronaldo can dribble, outpace, score mouth watering goals, outstanding aerial ability and a dead ball specialist.
Until Messi can match all those, he would always be behind Cristiano.

stillwater:
Violence's not the answer!!!!

Negative!!!!!!!!!!!

Violence is not ALWAYS the answer.
However, for most of these tricks, u need a considerable level of violence to deal with them.
It seems u are yet to encounter a demon-possessed chic. . . . Lil argument, she smashes your plasma screen. . . .trash your shoes, scratch your Jeep and all em kinda stuffs. . . .what is a man supposed to do in such scenario. . . .Kiss her toes?

@ Antidote,

A bottle of tylenol should do.
I dunno who i despise the most. . . . . .Gaynners or heterophobes.
Blimey, i forgot the 2 words are exactly the same thang.

@ J-girl,

U reckon?

@ Stillwater,

There's no law that says one has to be proud of EVERYTHING he/she does.
Hitting aint fair but somebody gast to do it to correct em knuckle-headz.

@ Antidote,

Eldee is a GAYnner. . . . . .still mourning over what could have been.

@ Antidote,

Did u really spew in tongues?
U can speak more in tongues if u add the extra Island spice.

That must be TUI(typing under the influence).
Matter of fact, it is not a criminal offence.

@ SLY,

Good plot. . . .
Letz see how Attorney J-gal cope without her tongue especially when kissing is her hobby.

@ J-gal,

Watch your back!!!!!

@ Antidote and J-girl,

You babes are not serious. . . .

Chacal to be someone's bitch in jail? No way, jose!!!!


@ SLY,

Dont cha think we should do something to J-girl?
How about going to her school and yank her tongue outta her mouth.
I wonder how she wld defend Antidote in court without her pink tongue.

@ SLY,

Thats the way to do it, son.
Women with all their much talked about aggression are chickens. . . . .No woman wakes up and slaps her boyfriend. . . .
They take the mile inch by inch. . . . It starts with a bland "shut up", " are u crazy?" and reh reh reh. . . .
If a man doesn't stamp his authority at that stage, the woman will take it further and def'ly consider the man a pussy.

@ Antidote,

TT wants to become the next Bill Gates.

@ Radiant,

Good night. . . . . . .don't forget the stuffs u are sending to me addy!!!!

@ j-girl,

Stop pretending.

@ Pahtahkee,

Good night!!!!
Don't forget to put the heater off.

@ Chisimdi,

The ability to control your temper without losing it makes u a coward.
2 theories are at work here. . . . . Give a babe an inch and she takes a mile. . . . then the control issue.
If u put it in correlation, even a feminist would agree with me that some women need to be slapped around to impart some sense in their system.

@ Antidote,

It wasn't me that spewed that. . . . . .
TT is now in a computer class. . . . The mutt is getting ahead of himself these days.

J-girl loves bribe. . . .
22 carats of ICE bracelet would change her line of argument in court.
If i were u, i would employ SLY. . . . . He is the greatest attorney after Johnnie Cochrane!!!!!

@ Radiant,

Rooney is worth $70 million and he is only 22.  I'd rather be like him than a complete mumu gentleman trying to please the ladies.

@ Debosky,

Keep your perverted mind away from me.
You want a virgin, a cook, a cleaner all in the same embodiment?
Dont worry. . . . .You will find em in the jungles of Enugu or Onitsha.

@ Pahtahkee,

U dont geddit, do u?

When i hobbled back in. . . . .I didn't show any expression of anger or disapproval.
Me was smiling and i think that got her relaxed so she was not expecting the bullet. . . .
I slapped her so fast anyone watching us might have missed the action. . . . .She didnt have any time for a reprisal attack.
By the time she realised she's been slapped. . . . . I was already outta the building!!!!!!!
No one messes wiv ma ego and goes unhurt, not even Radiant.

@ Radiant,

U can sue me ass. . . . . .
Wayne Rooney slapped his gurlfriend in a nightclub one night . . . .
In her book, she said that is how she expects a man to act. . . . The ability to control a woman when she is losing it. . . PRICELESS!!!!!

@ Pahtahkee,

So how would u fight a woman's aggression? DIALOGUE??

A lass once poured a full glass of wine on me face in a posh restaurant one night.
My offence: I was staring at anutha woman. . . . . .Can u fucking believe that?

I was so embarrassed, not because of the flush of cold drink but the fact that all eyez were on me. . . . . .
As a Chacal, i stormed out of the room and got meself dried up somewhere with ma heart in me mouth and plotting on what to do.

Reaching a decision, i went back in. . . . . sat me ass on the chair, moved closer to the chic and delivered a well-wrapped slap.
Got off me seat, went to the counter, paid and stormed out of the building.

THAT TO ME WAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  If u are stuck with a woman who is stupid enough to disgrace herself in public, u are well in your rights to disgrace her too. An eye for an eye!


@ StephenP

You cannot mix the 2 worlds. . . . . . .Leave Nigerian setting in Nigera and the western world for the western world.
We can all talk about domestic violence in Nigeria  and blame the men but have u really considered what these women do in the background. . .

They get diabolical, take pictures, pubic hair and their husband's undies to a herbalist. . . .
An extreme measure has to be deployed for extreme cases . . . . . .These things even up.

Radiant:
Jackal, why would you marry someone that frustrates you? Abi you're the one that said you'll go fishing for a wife in your village? Or was it Debo?

But we all know how deceptive these tricks are. . . .
During courtship. . . .they are angels. They will go any length to please a man with a high level of tolerance.
However, as soon as u slip that wedding ring on her finger then she becomes the BOSS.
What can a NIGGA do?

@ StephenP,

Dont include the acts of psychopaths and sociopaths here.
U are citing extreme cases. . . . .Be objective for once, will ya?

@ Radiant,

You are flinging a dirty rag on me face?
Just make sure that rag aint ur granny panties. . . . . I dont wanna die POOR.

@ The Sly,

Trust me. . . . . . .a well calculated slap is the antidote for a stubborn woman.
It has to be executed at the right moment not just randomly.
I have tried it times without number it's efficiency is 95%. . . . . Its better than dialogue or whatz not?

P.S.  Give a woman an inch. . . .she takes a MILE!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennykadry:
y don't u kill her instead of slaping her

I thunk KILLING will be an overkill.

A heavy slap should do. . . . . She gets dazed and her brain comes out of hibernation.

@ Radiant,

What are u sending?
A letter-bomb?

@ Radiant,

I won't let that slide. . . .
U know what u gotta do.

@ Pahtahkee,

To be honest, some women are fucking idiots and trust me, those ones deserve to be slapped repeatedly to tuck senses in their craniums.
Some women behave emselves with just an eye contact/body language. . . .some would stop their madness with just one warning.
However, some are just too stubborn and daring and wont budge until u slap hell outta their faces.
A man gast to do what he has to do to control every situation. . . . .If i happen to marry a goat of a woman, she wld be slapped everytime if that is the only thing that can put her in CHECK!!!!!!!

@ Antidote,

Will u please stop?
Let these leprechauns be. . . . .
Gosh!

@ Radiant,

I am sowrrrry. . . . . .
Honestly, me heart bleeds for u. . . . . .
Anyways, i demand the picture of ur shaved head in the next 48 hrs. . . . .we had a bet!!!!
Please honour it.

@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved your head yet?
Besides, how much did u pay em trusted hands that revived you?

RADIANT. . . . where you at?

@ Akinalabi,

Scholesy has earned it without a doubt. . . . .
He was the only one that could have scored such a scorcher. . . . . .
What a performance from him especially after the pressure the English media heaped on em lads. . . . .These lads are GOLDEN.

2 people disappointed me tonight. . . . .Carrick . . . He was shyte. . . .
The fool cannot tackle. . . .doesn't track back and he takes 12 secs for him to trap a ball and pass to a teammate.
How Fergie didn't replace him must be the 8th wonder of the world.

Van Der Sar was also a bit jittery but he held his nerves as the game progressed. . . .
Now, we can fully concentrate on the Premiership . . . .A team that spanked Barcelona should be able to see Wigan and West Ham off.
Hopefully, we should have Vidic and Rooney back by Saturday.

United should clinch THE DOUBLE but i will be rooting for Liverpool against those Chavs tomorrow.

@ Akinalabi,

I have booked an appointment already. . . . I am going there on friday.
This is as good as it gets. . . . .MOSCOW for the REDS. . . . . . . .
Fergie should please leave Giggsy out of it. . . . .I can send yobs to Manchester to break his knee-cap.
That guy is so annoying. . . . .He contributed ZILCH in the game and i felt ANDERSON shoulda played.

CRISIS? What crisis!!!!!!!!!

@ Antidote,

Thats what i am talking about.

Get going now. . . . .You need to submit your application like 2 weeks before your travel date.
Every RED DEVIL in the UK is applying as we speak. . .  . . . . .
This is United's season and some pillocks were saying Ferguson has lost it. . . . .
He just spanked Barcelona who had nuthing else to play for in this season. . . .If only Wenger is as smart as Fergie. . . Tssssk, tsssssk.

@ Pahtahkee,

Gimme your address in Essex. . . .
I am sending ma mutt's diapers to wipe the tears in your eyes. . . .
Are u still breathing?

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=17491.msg2206035#msg2206035 date=1209503007]@Jackal,
I didn't know penning songs was also one of your talents, damn boy, you've got it going on , [/quote]Babes, summer came too soon. . . . . . .
You better call in sick for the rest of the month.
I am booking a ticket for me and u. . . . . . . .Go to the nearest Russian consulate and get a visa. . .

Meanwhile. . . . .no skimpies for the Russians. . . they are fucking zero tolerant!!!!
No Bubblies, no skimpy dresses, no eye-catching thongies.
We are having a ball.

@ Nazzyon,

Evra will be okay. . . . .
Deco accidentally kicked his mouth but the little' man was perfect today.
Messi only saw joy whenever Evra overlaps to support the attack.

@ Debosky,

United will screw anyone from now on. . . . .
Liverpool and Chelsea can't do shyte. . . . I woulda been scared if we were meeting Barca/Madrid or even Lyon.
Fergie gets too cautious when he plays European club but English clubs? Fergie aint scared to play 1-4-5. .  
5 attackers upfront. . . . .what a response after the disappointing week?

Debo, what is the nuisance value of TEVEZ to Barcelona's defence tonight?
Me dog says $1,000,000.
Meanwhile, u are a pillock. . . . .the most important thing was getting to the final and United have done that.
Have u forgotten your match with Villareal in 2006? It was the worst game ever shown on TV. . .

Who else does not believe OLD TRAFFORD is FORT KNOX?

Just a single goal conceded at OLD TRAFFORD throughout the competition.
Rio Ferdinand is the best defender in Europe. . . . . . I don't care what people think about him.
He kept Etoo and Bojan in his back pocket throughout the game. . . . . Evra was immense with Messi.

I am proud to be a Man Utd fan . . . . . .



I was born to be United,
Daddy told me, when I was just a baby;
When I was five, I went down Warwick Road;
Now I'm addicted to the only place I'll go

Chorus

Take me home,
United Road,
To the place I belong,
To Old Trafford,
To see United,
Take me home, United Road.

All my memories,
Bobby Charlton,
Georgie Best and Cantona,
They came to us from heaven;
Then in the Nou Camp in 1999,
On Sir Matt Busby's birthday,
Oh it was party time

Chorus

I watch the Reds,
I feel the noise,
The crowd is roaring;
The Stretford End is singing
And the fans are going wild;
And when I'm gone I get a feeling
That I should've been home yesterday,
Yesterday, oh!

Chorus x2

UNITED IS THROUGH TO THE FINAL . . . . . .


WITHOUT ROONEY AND VIDIC . . . . . . . What a performance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Nazzyon,

We NEED a stronger personality in the MIDFIELD . . . .
Carrick has been useless . . . . .I cannot believe this pillock. . . .He needs 6-12 touches to make a simple pass.
Anderson should just come on. . . . .Carrick can self-service OFF!!!!!

United needs to get the decisive 2nd goal because Barcelona can SCORE at anytime.
If we get the 2nd goal now. . . . Their moral drops and the issue of away goal becomes a fantasy.
Ferguson should tell his wards to get the decisive 2nd goal in the 1st 15 mins of the 2nd half.

SCHOLESYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT A SCORCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Nazzyon,

Exactly ma point.
Silvestre can still play alongside Ferdinand just like O'Shea and Pique.
Using Hargo in the RB is wasting his talent and i believe ANDERSON shoulda been used instead of Carrick and Scholes.

As a gaffer, i would have gone. . . .

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