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@ Busta,

Intelligence reports!!!

stillwater:
Lies!!!!!!!!! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!

U think everyone is like u?
Intel says if he is not at least 400 pounds in weight, u are not even dating!!!!

@ SLY,

Aloib won't be going to a wack hospital in Spain to have it done.
Your HOT STONE methods might work for her.

@ LadyT,

Ma belly will make u dump your boy/f and i aint boasting!!!!

@ Busta,

We are looking at the ratio. . . .Of course not all Naija gals have protruding bellies.
However, the rate at which they are going about it these days is alarming.

@ Busta,

Curry and Garlics are manageable. . . . .Fat tummy ain't!!!!!
Besides, not all these Asian gurls are curry-crazy.

@ Aloib,

Go and get a tummy tuck surgery done sha.
U can get back to us with images when u are through sha!!!

@ Doyin13,

Where have u been?
I thunk u violated the condiitions of your TAG and u were sent back to Prison.
How's the grind?

United fans are shook? Yea right!!!!
U sound like it's the United fans that will be playing on JJB stadium, innit?
The pressure is on Chelsea. . . . The disappointment of losing the PREM TITLE can be carried over into the Champions League final in Moscow.
They are finishing strongly and one bit of disappointment might DERAIL em in the final.

However, for Man Utd. . . . .nuthing has changed.
Ferguson knows the margin for error is now ZERO. . . . .He must beat Wigan!!!!!
Even if Chelsea had dropped 2 points against the BARCODES, United would still need 3 points to be absolutely sure.
Keep dreaming. . . . .Sunday's match will be over in 40 mins after 4 great goals.

P.S. Do u still think APACHE is over-rated?

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132436.msg2234287#msg2234287 date=1210173070]Ok I've been ignoring the thread because as usual you and Slyvester have started you "anti Nigerian girls" nonsense

but hispanics? Are you crazy? Those shameless people. They wear clothes 4 times TOO small, even the grandmothers don't dress their age. they lose their figure by the they're  17.
Only VERY few keep theb shape and those are the ones that were lucky enough not to get knocked up by 18./[/quote]I am talking of educated Hispanics not the fruit-sellers in San Ramon areas. . . .
Please, don't even compare. . . . .they are astronomical miles better.

@ Busta,

Asians don't mean Chinese/Japanese alone.
What about Indians, Thai chics, Bengalis and so on n forth.
It's no match. . . . .Nigerian chics have got a lot to do starting with their bellies and eating habits.

@ tpia,

No one is asking u to be anorexic. . . .Just apply some moderation is all we are saying!!!!

@ Busta,

Why compare with Oyibo people?
How about Hispanics, Carribeans or the Frenchies?
Blimey. . . .even the Somalis, Ethiopians and Equatorial Guineans are better off.

stillwater:
You see the stereotypical male I talk about -----> can't  let anything in skirts walk by. After y'all will tell me that you have choices when picking out females meanwhile even elephants will get into your beds !!!!!

Elephants in me bed?  Yea Right!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so Fatsophobic i cannot sit near fat people. . . .U never know when they might belch/burp or even fart.
When i say stuffs, it does not necessarily apply to me. . . .i listen to people and i read a lot so don't start those stereotypical theories.

Why are Naija gals defensive about this? Its a well known fact no matter how hard u hide . . . .
Granted, men also have fat bellies but at a later stage in their life. . . . How often would u see a 19 yr old Naija dude with a fat belly.
However, seeing a 16 yr-old Naija chic with a fat belly is getting prevalent. . . .
They litter up the streets with their fat tummies like its going out of fashion.

@ Loyika,

Now you are moving from being a reasonable Arrow to an irritating one!!!!!

Stop comparing Arsenal to Man Utd, Chelsea, Milan, Madrid or Barcelona.
A club like Arsenal that can only boast of 14 good players should not be booting players off. . . .They should be adding.
Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool and even Tottenham can hang on to their present squad and compete next season. . .Arsenal cannot do that.

Any player that moves away from Arsenal is a LOSS never mind him being a good player like FLAMINI.
If Diarra had stayed at Arsenal your season would have shaped better but moronic Wenger let him leave to Pompey.
I just cannot understand why y'all blind Gaynners cannot see the rot and decay in ur team. . . .Wenger is sending wrong signals to other players.

@ HNIC,

Headless chicken or not aint the issue anymore.
JS Park was once known as a headless chicken. . . . He is now an integral member of the United's starting XI.
Drogba wasn't exactly a ball of fire in his 1st 2 seasons. . . . I can go on and on. . . . .
Only an idiot will say Flamini does not deserve 70k per week at Arsenal. . . . This was the same Wenger who sank on his knees to beg Henry and changed the contract policies of the over-30s just to satisfy Thierry Henry. . . .Where is the consistency?

stillwater:
Sorry to bust your bubble, there are many of us that are not in your category

Many?  I am sure u mean FEW. . . .

Of course, there will be an exception but dayyyyyyyyyyyyyum, some bellies are just too big for comfort.
It's torturous for men to see such ugly stuffs and to put up with their heavy snorings at night. . .
Sometimes u cannot tell between em at nights and a fast moving Jubilee line train.

Busta:
Miami Beach alright but thats not Uche Jombo . . its me.

Was only kidding. . . .
However, thats one out of thousands of Naija sisters on this forum.
Isn't that ratio something we should be scared of??

@ Busta,

Thats not u. . . . .
The person in the pics look like Uche Jombo in Florida.

@ SLY,

Spot on!!!!!

It's like these Naija sisters had a mission before flying abroad to eat as much as they can grab!!!!!
All those times they saw ice cream and junk foods on TV while they were resting their asses in Lagos got em twitching.
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!! They came into the land of plenty and they cannot get ENOUGH!!!!!

Junk Junk Junk and their bellies go ballistic. . . . .You need to see the difficulties many of em go through when wearing Jeans pants. . .
Most of em cannot button up as their bellies won't let em. . . Half of em can't wear swimming trunks/bikins because of their protruding bellies.
They are so pathetic!!!!

@ Loyika,

You are a Arrow!!!!!!

However, u are a reasonable Arrow unlike Debosky. . . . . . .
One thang about y'all GAYnners is u shy away from the truth!!!!!!! Your manager's man-management skills should be questioned. Comapring Flamini to Edu and Diarra is a bit short-sighted. . . . . U can do better than that, hombre!!!

Wenger must be frustrated rather than satisfied as he is going into the summer.
Granted, Arsenal played their fair share of expansive football this season and any astute manager would have been looking to strengthen the bunch rather than lose the key members. . . .

Mathieu Flamini was arguably Arsenal's most improved and consistently impressive player this season. . . .Even the likes of Cesc, Adebayor, Clichy all suffered loss of form at one period or the other but Flamini never put a foot wrong throughout the campaign. Wenger must be an idiot to lose such a fine player and the prospects of his partnership with Fabregas in the midfield.

Wenger must review his ideology,he cannot win anything with kids in the is Premiership. . . his rivals are way stronger than his set-up.
He was hoping to tweak his squad in the summer not completely over-hauling it. . . . .Wenger must hope his new buys would gel as quickly as Bacary Sagna but how often does that happen?

You see a beautiful girl whuz gt evry'thing, but one thing just kills them,
THEIR BELLY.
why do most Nigerian girls have protruding belly?
Is there a remedy?
because I think I am not feelin it,

Thanx for hitting the nail on it's head.
It's ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naija sistas need to watch what they eat. . . . . You see young women with protruding nasty bellies and u begin to wonder if they are suffering from belated sympoms of acute Kwashiorkor.
Went to a Naija party in Enfield some months back and i had to start probing the celebrant if all his female guests were pregnant. . . . .
The size of the bellies i saw would make a pregnant elephant anxious!!!!

HNIC:
Nice write up.
But I am not sure AW should take the blame.How do u stand in the way of a player who is a free agent?

Did Flamster suddenly become a free agent?
When Arsenal kept adding more years to Cesc's contracts, why didn't he pay attention to Flamini then.
Lets call a spade a spade. . . .Your manager is a Arrow.

Only an idiot of a gaffer will let a player like Flamini go. . . . .
It's like letting Hargreaves leave Man Utd. . . Flamini is an utility player with 110% commitment.
AC Milan will be licking their lips. . . .who would Arsenal buy to replace him? Maybe anutha Diaby from Lesotho.

@ Akinalabi,

United's carling cup team should beat Wigan. . . . . never mind the senior team.
However, Ferguson will be going into this game like any UEFA final.
This is the championship points. . . . . .If we can get a victory @ Anfield(Lion's den). . . then Wigan is toast.

@ Ibime,

God Bless You . . . .

That was a well-articulated piece. . . .
Letz see what Arsene's ass-licker(Debosky) will have to say to this. . . . . I am yet to see the most myopic football fan.
When Arsenal lose, Debosky will come here to say it is good for the team as it will form a cohesive bond. . . He spews nonsense.
If u ask him about Arsenal's 3rd TROPHYLESS SEASON, Debosky will say that was in the blueprint before the season kicked off.

@ Debosky,

The amount of balderdash that comes out of your gay mouth these days is worrying.
How can u say the players that left Arsenal haven't really been a ball of fire in their different clubs. . . . Can u compare Ljunberg's West Ham to a quality team like Arsenal? That your analysis is horrendously flawed. . . .

Wenger's man management is nothing to write home about. . . . I can do better as a manager.
Flamini and Cesc's cohesion should have been preserved by all means. . . . Wenger will now go to Swaziland or Comoros Island to sign anutha player who might gel with Cesc or not OR probably take anutha couple of seasons to be like Flamini. . . .Thats a huge risk.

Anutha TROPHYLESS SEASON beckons.

@ Dayokanu,

Stop talking like a spoilt child. . . . . . .

I have told u times without number that when it comes to footie issues, don't play smart with me.

Ronaldo de Lima was injured for the most parts of 2002 BUT HE WON THE WORLD CUP and the GOLDEN BOOT in the world cup by scoring 8 goals.
He broke the 6-goal jinx of the world cup that prevailed from (1978-2002).

I cannot believe u think Zinedine Zidane did nuthing in 2000. . . .  .Were u blind when he led FRANCE to win EURO 2000?
He single-handedly dragged France to win the tournament after their exploits in the FRANCE 98 world cup.

Now, can u tell us what Messi WILL WIN in the next 7 months in 2008?? NUTHING.
The next La Liga title will not be dished out till 2009, so is the UCL and Messi will not play in EURO 2008.
Which other player comes next to Ronaldo? Podolski or Luca Toni? You are taking the piss.

So what are u crazy about?
Babes, DIAMONDS are FOREVER.

@ Stillwater,

So u would spit at a DIAMOND NECKLACE like the PRICELESS heart of the ocean??
It's either u dunno what its worth or you are just anutha prodigal daughter.

stillwater:
They are non living things, why won't I?

U must have spitting mixed up with french-kissing.
I dont blame u if u make this elementary mistake as both action involve the deploy of saliva.
Understand?

@ Femikay149,

I can see this is now an obsession. . . .
Don't u have a fucking life? All u do everyday is to come here and talk about Jackal.
When autistic savants like u come online to spew balderdash, they get burnt. . .

Dont blame me for your low IQ. . . . . . .
Acute mal-nourishment as a baby as condemned your under-developed brain to distort.
If only adequate family planning was put into practice before u were conceived, NL won't have to cope with an impetuous pig like u.

P.S. Stop smoking ur pubic hair. . . .Its too bad for ur health!!!

stillwater:
How many girls have spat on your face?

Would u spit on DIAMONDS?

@ Akinalabi,

Touche!!!!

Thanx for hitting the nail on its head.
I was about reminding pillock Dayokanu about how EPL teams have become stronger than the rest of Europe.
Unless FIFA/UEFA put a salary cap on players. . . .I dont really see the other European teams matching English clubs in the next 20 years.
More players are joining next season. . . .David Villa, Abidal, and many more.

If we forget the last 2 seasons, ur speech coulda hold water with me. . .
However, not winning anything in the last 3 seasons with Wenger's shambolic man-management, Arsenal WILL NOT WIN a single title next season.
Lets face it. . . . Next season shoulda been the the zenith for players like Hleb, Flamster, Cesc and Rosicky.
But. . . .the budding players are now leaving cos they feel Arsenal lack ambition to compete with their rivals. . .
Wenger will prolly buy more players from Iran and Hong Kong. . . nurture em only for em to leave after 2-3 years.
Can't u GAYnners see this cycle of empty production line?

. . . . .Spit on his face.

@ Tattooboy,

It's obvious u started watching football 8 months ago. . . .

Ronaldo does not perform against big teams? Yea right!!!!!
Where were u when Ronaldo blazed EURO 2004 at the age of 18? Was he playing Derby County then?
He was one of the best players of that tournament.

@ the 2006 world cup, his performance dwarfed that of Leo Messi and even Kaka.
He single-handedly dragged Portugal to the Semis. . . . .How old was he then? He was just 21.
I am sure u think Ronaldo was playing Wigan and Dynamo Kiev at the world cup. . . .

All y'all plastic fans just come to an online forum and spew tosh. . . . .
If u think Messi should win the world player award based on 13 matches he has played this season then u are a doofus.
Leo Messi himself cannot utter the trumpery u are hurling right now. . . . .Ain't u ashamed of yourself?

@ Nazzyon,

No controversy. . . .

Messi has been injured for most parts of the season.
Besides that. . . . He hasn't won a single title for 2 seasons now. . . .He is becoming anutha Fabregas or Hleb.

Ronaldo on the other hand has been outstanding.
Highest goal scorer in the EPL, golden boot contender in the UCL, Golden shoe contender in the whole Europe!!!!!!
PFA Players' player of the year. . . .Football Writers Player of the year, Barclays player of the year . . . . . .

FIFA would be cheating if Cristiano Ronaldo does not win the award this season.

@ Sirwebs,

You are still an IDIOT.

Your argument was based on the fact that NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ARSENAL!!!!!
In ur deluded world, Arsenal have achieved since Vieira left but ma question is. . . What has Arsenal won since Vieira left? ZILCH.
If finishing 3rd in the Premier League is what u count as an achievement then u should consider yourself(never mind Arsenal) A FAILURE.

@ J-K,

Its United's title by all standards.
Since Wigan came into the Premiership. . . . . .United have played em 5 times and WON 5 times.
The goals aggregate is 20-3 in just 5 games.

I have been buying BUBBLYS since we took out Messi's Barcelona.
It's about time we start popping em and splashing the contents to celebrate anutha successful season.
Have u seen THE SUN's 10 most successful signing this season?

@ J-K.

J-girl is making sure the BUBBLYS go round this weekend.
The FA are taking the real PREM TITLE to JJB stadium. . . . . . .and a REPLICA(like the one on NTA 10)to Stamford Bridge.
If we don't score 6 goals in 45 minutes then Ferguson should sell all Man Utd players.
I expect a full assault. . . . . .2-3-5 . . . .I say lets start the game with 5 strikers.