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@ wormedup,

It's nice to know u got your eyes locked on ONE OF OURS. . . .
Cristalz/Cassiel is serving her fatherland in NYSC.
She should be back in about 6 days so brace yourself.

@ Loyika,

It took Hleb & Flamini almost 2 seasons to become what he is today. . . .
Should Wenger get some other players in a team that has no leader like Arsenal, it might take anutha 5 years.
Your team will be like NEWCASTLE that keeps changing their managers. . . .NO CONSISTENCY!!!!
Arsenal's strength is their midfield. . . . .Ya defence is not up to standard and the attack can do better. . .
However, the midfield of Hleb-Flam-Cesc-Rosicky will be in the top 2 in the Premiership ON THEIR DAY.

Anyways, worry NOT about the idiot savant having penile erections on me. . .
There are so many niggaz on the down low these days. . . . .He might have seen me pics somewhere, u never know in this computer age.
The last time i checked, He is a GAYNNER/CHAV. . . .Soccer fans in London have the highest number of sods in the whole wide world.
It's becoming endemic.

@ Dyabman,

Why don't u go maim urself somewhere?
5 table spoonfuls of cyanide and garri should do the trick!!!!!!
I dont even have time for a human mutt like u. . . . .
If only your father had a mother wit. . . . he shouldn't have shot his rusty semen in ur mother's distorted ovaries that made u.
You are a demented billy boat!!!!

@ Loyika,

If u discredit what Hleb and Flamini have done to Arsenal then u are a PRAT!!!!!!!!!

How can u say such about ur best performers this season?
Clichy ma bloody foot. . . . Like he caused the dropping of points at Birmingham. . . He is part of why Arsenal's season crumbled.
Okay. . okay, because he was named in the PFA team? Loyika, stop smoking CRACK!!!!

Granted, this aint ma thread but dont u come to the United thread to spew balderdash as well?
Ronaldo is going to REAL MADRID. . . .Heinze is going to Liverpool. . . .Carlos Tevez's transfer saga and reh reh reh.
Lets GLOAT while we can. . . . we never know if this might be our last chance of taking the piss on Arsenal!!

@ Coded Guy,

Please leave that sonofawhore to me!!!!!

@ Dyabman.

As soon as ur father got up shagging ur mum some 25 years ago, i knew it was always going to be a mistake.
You were conceived on the 1st of APRIL. . . . . .No wonder you are a fool. . . .
If there's any justice in the world, u will die a pauper and u will never amount to something!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Why are u so fond of wasting bandwidth??

U wrote about 60 lines in what i would have summarised as ARSENAL IS SHYTE!!!!!!!!!
Letz face it. . . . . .Your board/manager and players are losing the PLOT.
Ya MD sacked. . . . Players urnrest and unsettled. . . . . Ya best players leaving the club and so many schitzo. . . .

@ Dyabman,

Your father is a Arrow.

sirwebs:
Deja vu all over again. When Henry left they all said Arsenal is finished. The same with Veira and we played in the UCL final without him. Isn't it boring? Fla-money will be easily replaced. I trust AW. We were just unlucky this season.

I hear Fla-money is getting just 55,000 pounds at Milan. And he will certainly sit on the bench. What a wise decision.

Arsene Wenger has been replacing players since Wrighty in the early 90s. All these supposed commentators who started watching EPL yesterday should shut up.

Ohhhh Meeee Dayzeeeeeeeee
I am going to give up on myopic Arsenal fans. . . . .
Can someone tell me what Arsenal have won since Vieria/Henry left? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So playing in the UCL final without WINNING IT is an achievement for Arsenal?
No wonder Hleb is questioning the club's ambitions.
Keep going TROPHYLESS and keep deceiving urself that all is well in the hood.
What a moronic statement from a spastic fan!!!!!

@ Nazzyon,

Even Avram Grant knows its a futile chase. . . . .
The FA in their wisdom is taking the Premiership title and real medals to the JJB stadium because they know United WILL WIN IT.
However, there will be a replica Prem title at Stamford Bridge and fake medals in case the Chavs conjure up a Biblical miracle.
Soccer pundits all over expect United and Chelsea to win but what if there's anutha twist to this schitzo.

11/05/08.

Stamford Bridge:               JJB Stadium:

Chelsea 1-2 Bolton.             Wigan 0-1 Man Utd.

I AM LOVING THIS.

debosky:
Y'all should relax

Bendtner, Walcott, Denilson are good enough for next season, a few of the others are in the 'undecided' stage.

AW knows what he has to do, he will get people required. . .note that we only ended up 4 points behind the leaders, that means there isn't that much wrong with this squad - the doomsday crying is getting a little tiresome. We do need players, but not the 'clear-out' people keep crying for.

Debosky, are u such an idiot?
Arsene Wenger has been successful so far in papering over the cracks but i think he might get his fingers burnt this season.
Boom!!!!!!!!!! Flamini is gone to AC Milan. . . . . .   Real Madrid's president are planning to raid Cesc Fabregas. . . . .
As if that ain't enough then this new report. . . .
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/hleb-wants-to-follow-flamini-out-of-arsenal-821644.html

Excerpts from the link:
Alexander Hleb remains hopeful that he will follow his team-mate, and friend, Mathieu Flamini in leaving Arsenal this summer with the midfielder, according to sources, privately questioning the club's ambitions and spending power.
I am sure the highlighted words are very familiar to us. . . . Pires, Cashley Cole, Lauren, Ljunberg and now Hleb??
Why is ur gaffer such a Arrow?

dangermous:
That's right. Straight from the Horses's mouth. Wonder who will be riding you in the Derby

What a dolt!!!!
Classic definition of an idiot savant!!!

I knew u were one of em jobless old members who got banned and came back as Danger-church rat!!
U came here to look for me trouble, huh? How about me bringing it to ur bedroom. . .
Served cold!!!

@ Dangermous,

You are silly. . . .
Soulja Boy, Mos Def. . . .who gives a shyte!!!!

Lookie gay. . . . I try and pump up the volume as the battle rages on. . .
U are still in band 3. . . . .U wont be breathing if i up the ante to band 5.
The last thang u wanna do is get me started cos i won't just stop.

Ma intelligence is the size of texas.
100% mother wit. . . . .100% horse sense.
If u violate, ur obituary shall be read in front of ur family.

@ dangermous,

U are getting lamer by the hour. . . .
It seems u are a cold blooded animal. . . . .Ya brain hibernates in the evening.
U cannot even put 8 lines of constructive diss together, u human mutt!!!!

Anyways, have this again. . . . .
If STUPIDITY was sold for 1 naira. . . . .U are a billionaire in pounds.
Genetically, foolishness thrives in ur pedigree. . . . .It's been passed from generation to generation.

If u marry a fool like u, u shall produce idiots!!!!
Oooooops. . . . .That was what happened when ur spastic parents met some 20 sumthing years ago.
The same vicious cycle is about to happen. . . . Ya bloodline should be eliminated for producing the most stupid offsprings in the world.

@ Dangermous,

Your comments are getting lame. . .
Is that supposed to SCORE any point?
What a pathetic plonker!!!!!

Anyways, have this. . . . .
Never start a war u cannot finish.
A ghetto child raised in an impoverished environment like u should recognise an ace. . .
You are so poor in spirit. . . . .Rainbow appears to u in BLACK N WHITE.

Cant even start to write the kizzack about ur mother.
You are a product of a cheap drunk Bleep!!!!!
Momma was a LovePeddler. . . . .with her weakened pussy. . . she allows anything in her snatch even animals.
Your mother beats Annabel Chong's Group Intimacy record when she was gang-raped by 300 Mallams in Gombe State.

@ Eldee,

Dont predict now. . . .

@ Dangermous,

Your father's cock is seedless. . . . .I had to be hired every evening to shag your moronic mother.
When u get home tonight, get a flashlight and examine your mother's vaginal canal. . . .You shld see ma signature there.
I have journeyed that dank tunnel more than pilgrims have been to Jerusalem.


@ Vulvaladiva,

Will stop smoking your father's pubic hair?

@ Vulvaladiva

I am having a Mexican laugh!!!

Every woman aint ur momma who happens to be a village Mess chic.
Her greatest achievement was having 9 men spill ejaculates on her freckled nose. . .
If her genes are dominant, then u will end up being a LovePeddler!!!!!!

Whats up with ur spelling, u human mutt?
So much for your self-education. . . . .Vernom?
Blimey. . . . . . .Must u function on a negative integer IQ?

@ Dangermous,

U are so CRUDE.
Lack of proper education and moral upbringing has made u the laughing stock of this forum.
Although, i should have been ur father but i wore a fishnet rubber.

@ Naja Haje,

I just feel Dangermous is a boil on the ass of HUMANITY.
He is a loser, socio-path and a sexual deviant. . .
The gay was constantly abused as a kid so don't diss him. . . . the Arrow deserves pity.

vivaladiva:
mr jack arse are u suffering from a mental condition or somin
did u wake up on the wrong side of your shank
quit bein a nob head other wise i will shove my batton up your arse
fucking cock sucker

It seems in the poverty-stricken environment which u were born, u are the only educated lesbo butch that survived . . .
Are u out of ur fucking mind? Me against u is like Bruce Lee sparring with Spike Lee( no contest).
If only ur mother had taken a doctor's advise and taken those abortion pills, ur moronic self should have ended on a cheap sanitary pad from BOOTS.

Ask around before u start spewing fuckeries about me. . . . .I am lethal and relentless.
I am capable of making u carry a machete and sever ur mother's tripoblastic neck. . .
Tell me, how many litres of semen do u gulp in a day that made spermflakes occupy where ur brain should be?
U uncultured dingbat!!!!!

dangermous:
Who you think say you be sef? Na so all this boys wey jand by luck go think say them be one thing one thing.
You probably be one failed rapper come think say you fit dey oppress people for here. Abeg carry go man.

You are a waste of Y-chromosomes.
Ya Dad would have been better off shooting blanks with his wrinkled willy . . . . .

@ Naja Haje,

You will kill this cunt at this rate. . . . .
Let her be, she is a saphead.

@ Vulvaladiva,

You are a joke!!!!
The only wench u can call a cunt is your mother just like u suggested.
If u have any horse sense/mother wit u wont be trading such vile words with me.
U impetuous pig!!!!

@ Naja Haje,

Bovver me?
I cant be bovvered about her. . . . .Just needed to clear things up!!!!

@ StephenP,

Cunt offensive?
It depends on what context its being used.

@ Vivaladiva,

I dont expect u to find the word corrosive. . . .
How about poontang or tampon socket?

@ Eldee,

Show ur pics to Stillwater. . .
She's been dying for one in the last 4 hrs. . .
Show him how UK geezers grind!!!!!!!!

@ Vivaladiva,

So who the Bleep are ya?

@ Vivaladiva,

I am now on your side. . . . .dont mind these jealous ones.
However, be truthful. . . . are u really Funmi?

@ Dangermous,

Ya face looks like a pus-ridden infection of a 3-day-old boil on the vulva of a pregnant Gorilla.

dangermous:
Na so so noise this one just dey make. Only to find out say e look like Bash Ali victim

I dunno if i should set a rat trap for u or get an Oshodi rat-killer. . . .
Lookie, i don't care if u are the famous JERRY of Tom n Jerry schitzo. . . .
Watch whatchu say. . . .U need to button up ur lip. . .

Bash Ali victim? What about u that look like a half-done moi-moi.
Intel sources say u dont need a make-up artist to be a horror-film star.
Black Dracular. . . . . Say Hoooooray!!!!

@ Eldee,

I dont have ma pic in me profile . . . .
J-gal and D-reloaded warned me never to have it there.
NL could crash.

eldee:
Hmmn, StephenP lives in the Uk now ooh

No wonder J-girl is relocating in a fortnight!!!!
The evil women do.

stillwater:
Can we see pics to confirm, please!!!!!!!

I wont be held accountable for breaking relationships on NL.
If i put SLY n ELDEE's pics on Nairaland, many of these chics would dump their spouses.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2227934#msg2227934 date=1210027650]Stillwater - it beats me o! Maybe[b] they feel insecure[/b] with Stephen's pic up for display [/quote]U should retract that statement. . . .
Dont compare UK geezers to y'all boys. . .
The fact that we dont have our pics displayed dont mean shyte. . .
SLY and ELDEE are contenders for Mr UK, so do the math!!!!

@ SLY,

Thanx for acknowledging me, bro. . .
She is dead now that i know what she's about. . .
Any Anti-Nigerian man hater would be dealt with accordingly.
If she doesn't like Naija men. . . . .she should go marry pygmies in Congo republic.

jennykadry:
she used to be hotfunmi,needlelady,shes osunAmazon if u screw down a little in this romance section,u will see osunAmazon,and now viva,she has always been a disgrace to humanity,but for her to stoop so low as to be d same viva,confirms d fact that shes one loosed ass tout,its obvious she was pushed into london for prostitution and it has in no doubt made her lousy,useless,and has tied her empty head and air brains into a knot

Thanx for the info!!!!

jennykadry:
jackal u wont understand,this funmi girl has been a tout and a curse to her generation,i want to personally deliver her wt my anger

Who is this Funmi?
I dunno her at all. . . . . Is she that notorious?

@ Jennykadry,

Blimey!!!!!!
Take it easy.

@ Naja Haje,

Take it easy!!!!!

@ LadyT,

U are due for a cyberslap.

@ D-reloaded,

I don't even give a rat if Vulvaladiva is Hotfunmi or Hotcoochie. . .
Let her take her idiotic rants to her yobs who value her magna CUM laude pussy. . . . .
Can stand attention-seeking twats.

P.S.  You guys should stop dissing Manchester.  That's ma Uni town!!!!