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@ Dayokanu,

Are u a mega-idiot?

Anytime your team gets walloped, u always come here to say Milan was beaten in 1895 and Juventus was beaten in 1438.
You are a stupid twit and what comes out of your mouth is deadly enough to make biological weapons.

Bayern couldn't make the UCL this season and they were demoted to play in the UEFA cup. . . .One would expect the German giants to prove their worth in a lowly rated competition but what do we see? They lost a S/final game against St Petersburg of Russia. . . Pathetic!!!

I cannot imagine United, Arsenal, Chelsea or the Scousers crashing out to a team in Russia. . . .If u had crashed out on goals difference, aggregate or the odd goal, it woulda been different. . . .Bayern were beaten to a pulp. . . .Phillip Lahm is the wackest full-back in Europe. The Argy winger kept leaving him flat-footed each time they square up. . . . . .Ottmar Shitzfeld should be sacked. . . .Bayern should be disbanded.

@ Antidote,

These hoodrats don't really worth the stress, mami.

Where should i start? Is it the nymphomaniac teenager who felt she can shag 2 friends and get away with it OR the UK jjc?
The last time i checked, none of em pay bills. . . . none of em pay rents. . . .Blimey, none of em works a decent job.
They don't even know the value of money. . . . .Up to their sanitary pads, their mothers pay for it so what are we ON about?

I am done bashing these tricks.
Me bed is calling for me. If any of em have mother wit/ horse sense. . . . . let em have a go at me again, . . . It will be a full blown WAR by then.
A word is enough for the wise.

@ J-gal,

Too bad the battle of sexes ended on this ugly note. . . .

U cannot hold me accountable for this schitzo.
When u have Godzilla and Godzuki crawling around like SLUGS. . . one must expect anything.
Next time, i will get a thread insurance.

@ SLY,

Antidote doesn't cock-ride like the Zillas and Zukis.
She can be trusted. . . . .She is one of the few decent women on the land.

@ Antidote,

Don't waste ur energy on these tricks, jor.
Most of em were abused by a child. . . . . .For instance, look at that man-mountain with those elephantiasis kinda cheek.
Fucking Hell. . . . .and u have an illegal immigrant that slipped into the UK like Niia Bongo.
Don't sweat the technique. . . . . .they got nuthing on u.

@ Antidote,

Godzillas are allowed to have fantasies. Its a free world.
Lemme rot in hell with the devil sticking needles in me eyes if i have a hard on for that ego-centric beast.

That fucking ugly twit with a face like yeast infection?
I ma pass. . . . . . She's been egging me on all day to have a go at her.
She presented a perfect opportunity this night. . . .WAY TO GO!!!!

@ Eldee,

Go and sleep jor.
U got 7am lectures, don't cha?

P.S. If anyone sees SweetTosser. . . . . .tell him he is locked on me radar. . . . .That sonofawhore is a waste of his father's Y Chromosomes.

@ Pahtahkee,

G'night!!!!!

@ SLY,

Don't play around me woman o!!!!!
The punishment is severe. . . . . . . .Can u handle manual castration with J-gal witnessing?

@ Antidote,

Kill the bitches? The FUCKING CALVARY is out!!!!!!

@ Jennykadry,

Thats just a tip of the iceberg.
I am too teleconnectically gifted and verbally vicious for these roaches.
The more they come, the more i spray em pesticide.

@ Pahtahkee,

Just like the movie flick, FOOLS RUSH IN.

Me, SLY, Eldee, Antidote, D-reloaded and Stillwater have been doing this men/women thingy all week with no personal insults.
All of a sudden, this ill-mannered, classless prat decided to join in and she really goofed taking things personal.
LadyT is like a slave invited to dine with intellectuals. . . .Her table manners let her down so don't have mercy on her.
She deserves every shot aimed at her. . . . . I can see her deputy is standing guard too with the KFC security officer.
It's gon be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing. . . .

@ SweetT,

I was molested by me sister? Thats a great one.

The biggest scandal in ur county was the story of how u got disvirgined by your own mother.
Look at this simpleton and self-righteous nincompoop trying to feel like a gangstar on a forum.
Ain't u scared? Why should u be?
Your attempt to shag for the 2nd time led to the untimely death of ur mother.

U are so dumb u attempted to shag ur momma in a swimming pool.
Water rushed into her lungs in her 5th orgasm. . . . lungs got water-logged and she had chronic tuberculosis.
Remind me to send a bouquet to her graveyard on the 16th of september.
A classless plonker like u can't even move me. . . . .what u EAT cant make me SHIT.

@ Antidote,

See me see trouble o.

We have been doing this thang all week without degenerating into personal insults.
All of a sudden, a pseudo-moral, ornery and mentally-challenged wanted to join the fun and bang. . . her mental capacity couldn't cope.
I swear, i was just having fun on the forum and this conceited heifer thinks she can bark. . . . Just leave her to me.
In a few moments. . . . .Death shall become her and that dick-riding, fat, ugly hoodrat!!!!!

@ LadyT,

Something i never knew existed cannot bug me. . . . .Channel ur IQ into better things.
It seems it's not possible for u to think rationally after 2100 GMT.
Who cares if u live or die?
The only snag is your nuisance value to Nairaland can sink the TITANIC.

@ Jennykadry,

With all due respect, i didn't come here to bash anyone.
J-girl, Stillwater, D-reloaded and few other women on this forum will tell u i don't go personal on issues.
We have been doing this battle of the sexes for days until this nitwit decided to have a go at me.

I strut both ways. . . . .I can keep an argument friendly and all comical and i can make it wild wild west.
Jackal was dissing women, i didn't mention any name. If any woman feels offended, all she has to do is to click the BACK button.
Any insult on ma person shall be fought with tooth and nail.

@ LadyT,

Exactly ma point!!!!

I don't know u. However, from the half-witted contribution u have made on this section. . . even a pig knows your IQ is sub-zero.
If the pic in your profile is really u then i am afraid, i don't even want to know u.
I don't roll with riff-raffs like u. . . . . .Stick to the South London guys who shag your genre.
Bloody doofus!!!

@ SweetT,

I may be forced to shut your privates-sucking lips by force.
If u are going to lick clits online then i suggest u do it with a level of decorum.
Following ladies like a deranged and depraved monkey does not guarantee u free for all unless the people promising u are LadyT and Cadet Officer.

Meanwhile, i have no problem with u taking sides. . . . .afterall, the more the merrier.
All those cheapshots u are taking will only leave your ego bashed. . . . I ma make u question everything u have ever believed in a few moment.
As u can see, bitch-niggaz aint no vermins to me. . . . .I swat y'all off like the Nazis caked em Jews in the Holocaust.

@ LadyT,

With the pseudo-moral attitude u are putting up here, even a goat can smell the foolishness in u.
You had no braggin rights talking about the women i date. . . . .Do u think i am like the geezers running after your soiled knickers.
Do your thorough research and find out what i am about before u come here spewing your piffle.

@ Pahtahkee,

It's the same story all the time.
Some of em are REAL but majority are poor in spirit.

They come to Nairaland to put up a facade but live a whorish life in reality.
May God deliver us from these tricks.

However, u cannot blame em. . . . .Most of em have the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century.
Many of em shoulda been born 800 years ago when whoring was the only profession known to women.

@ Stillwater,

I am campaigning for all the black brothers out there who got their hearts ripped by women.
It's been a tedious week but i am winning.

@ LadyT,

The girls i date?
I am afraid but i am confident u are not worthy enough to CLEAN their shoes.
What do u think i am? Your average chewing gum bloke that sags his pants in South London alleyways?
Are u this fickle?

Babes, i suggest u pull your zippers up if u are having bouts of clitoral erections over Jackal.
This is a fucking forum where everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
Dont take it personal. . . . . .If what i am saying perfectly describes u, go on your knees, tape 2 sticks together to make a crucifix.
Follow that up with 6 Hail Marys and pray to God to deliver u from demons running chaos in your body.

@ Pahtahkee,

You are 100% correct. . . .

I must admit some of em come clean. . . . They tell a guy they like him instantly but they need time to read the whole schitzo through.
A guy can live with that. . . . at least he knows he's got a shoe in.
However, some of em are in love already but they still put this aggressive front as a facade to cover up for their lack of self-confidence.

There was this case where this guy was disturbing GIRL A. . . . .Girl A declined his advances and the dude moved on to Girl B in the same hostel.
Guess what? As soon as girl A noticed the dude is now paying attention to Girl B. . . . she became nice overnight and went on spreading chaff that Girl B stole her boyfriend.    Boyfriend?  Blimey. . . . . women are just what they are. . . . . Demons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ SweetT,

I am not so on ur wavelength, comrade.
Love will find me? I am having a laugh.
In anutha 3 mths, u will be creating a thread how cinderella broke ur fragile heart for the 6th time in 2008.
Keep dreaming,

@ LadyT,

Call me a misogynist!!!!
Better still, u can sue me ass.
Most of y'all dont deserve any respect anyways. . . . .Y'all are tricks.

@ Pahtahkee,

Newcastle is SHOLIN LAND.

Just jet in on a friday evening and the rest is history.
Few years ago. . . . .me and 4-5 of me mates go there on a monthly basis. . . go to their nightclubs on friday and the rest is history.
We all split ways from there and dont see eye to eye till monday morning.

These gals imprison u for 3 days with serious F&F diet.
U dont even get to see what the day looks like. . . . .
Stationed in a room for 3 days and doing things n things. . . . Its HEAVENLY.

@ Pahtahkee,

I am impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is what annoys me about these retarded lasses. . . . .

The kinda front they put up in the first few days, u would be shocked to the marrow.
Under 4 days, they are warming ur bed with their naked butts and acting as if everything is normal.
Guys are like. . . . . .Fucking hell, 3 days ago this gal was screaming at me on her fone not to call her anything after 9pm. . . .
How gals eat their own words after FRONTING for days is what i cannot stomach. . . . Its DISGRACEFUL.
Buncha of unprincipled nitwits!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Pahtahkee,

God Bless You!

If u stop communicating after 3 days. . . . . .they will always come back for u.
So whats the point in chasing and chasing and constituting a nuisance to a lass in a country like the UK.
Some blokes dont have a clue at all. . . . . . .A trip to cities like Newcastle, Portsmouth or Cardiff is like a trip to land of STRICTLY women.

In em places, women shag guys to stupor and subject em to F & F for 3days.
With this kinda facility handy, why should a guy stress himself?
Any guy chasing a chic for more than a week should go check the components of his chromosomes. . . . .He could be XXY!!!!

@ J-gal,

I will send a virus/bug to your system. . . . .
Shut down now.

@ Radiant,

72 hours is ok, innit?

@ Pahtahkee,

Most of em are retardz. . . .  .What A lacks is in B and vice versa.
Only few of em are 100% complete. . . . .Others are just an endless stream of pretentious bullshit.

@ SLY,

I say after 3 days . . . . The babe can FECK OFF.
No woman in this world is worth more than 72 hours of wooing. . .
Anything more than that is asking for trouble.

@ J-gal,

I think it's bedtime. . . .
Shut down ur system and kiss your teddy goodnight.

@ J-gal,

Are u in denial?

Intel sources from ur school told me u have 5 Peter Crouch's semi-nude pics on your wall.
Please. . . . . what is it u love about Crouchy? His eyes or his freckled nose?

@ StephenP,

I know what i am saying. . . . .
It's not CRUSHING as far as J-gal is concerned, she is madly and badly in love with everyone with a good height n a cute face.
Although Peter Crouch is an exception when cuteness is concerned. . . . ask her what she likes in Crouchy.

@ Pahtahkee,

J-girl does not play hard to get. . . .
Once her requirements are met, she is good to go.
1) Cute face. . . . . . . . . . 2) Good height.

Now, it does not matter whether u approach her before she gels. . .
She once told me she's got a huge crush on Kobe Bryant and Peter Crouch.
U begin to wonder how she can fall in love with people she has never met.

Women are a confuzzled species.

@ D-reloaded,

Are u suggesting in any way that you are a PUSSY_cat?

@ J-girl,

Are we talking about the same Britain u always beg ur parents to take u to?
Remember u were practically shedding tears the last time u came over. . . U didnt wanna leave Oxford Circus.
Now, the Brits have issues? Ok. . . . .I will let immigration officers know about ur latest dissent.

All women are birds. . . . .Its a slang.

@ D-reloaded,

U are a bird. . . .i am still thinking if u are a sparrow or a vulture.

@ Eldee,

That is if she even gets ONE WEEK from me. . . .

After 3 consecutive days of cajoling and persuasion, she can FECK off!!!!!

@ J-girl,

E-dating is part of LOVE AT NO SIGHT. . . .
Afterall, u must have heard of many NLers dating. . . .do u really think they have seen each other at all?
For example. . . .U and SLY, Eldee and LadyT, Dr Ferlie and Omo Eko and MC Omo and D-reloaded amongst others.

If u think guys love chasing women up and down then u have got anutha think coming. . . .
Its MOB for guys. . . . .and not the other way round.
The last comment aint nasty. . . .As a capricorn, i tell things the way they appear. . . .calling a spade what it is without mincing words.
Feel me?

@ Antidote,

Eve caused all the hardship.
Her quest to eat more than she can chew made God curse mankind.

@ J-girl,

I swear on me life. . . . . It doesn't make any difference to me whether you say YES before i even asked or u say it after 10 YEARS.
What makes a woman a LovePeddler/worthless would become clear as the relationship wears on. . . . . . . .

U have to provide the statistics that the most successful union are the ones where the woman behaved like a hilly billy.
The most successful ones from what i have seen are the " LOVE AT NO SIGHT ONES". . . (never mind love at 1st sight).
In these days of ratio 7:1, a girl playing hard to get will remain rotten with sagging boobs and menopause before she finds a hubby.

@ Antidote,

Don't complain here about WORK. . . . .
Afterall, it was EVE that brought this CURSE on us. . . .
This is what we face because of Eve's excessive greed and gullibility. . .so DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!

@ Akinalabi,

I told em GAYnners the same thing in August.

They think Wenger is stupid for buying cheap players and splashing so little every season.
By spending 20-30 million(the amount Wigan, Sunderland and Birmingham spends). . . he has no pressure to deliver.
He tells em lads. . . . don't do kick n run football. . . . make it fanciful, please the crowd and no one would worry about trophies.

@ J-girl,

This is where girls miss the point like a free throw shot!!!

The number of times a girl says NO does not mean she is not worthless.
Afterall, prostitutes and nymphomaniacs front as well. . . . . . so whats the freaking difference?

I dunno why girls think the harder they play, the better for em.
If that theory is effective then i see no reason why women get their hearts smashed on a daily basis.
Afterall, y'all played hard to get in the beginning . . . .

@ J-girl,

These days, an average guy is mentally stubborn when the issue of asking a woman out is concerned.

It is now widely accepted that a woman must FRONT whether she likes a guy or not!!!!
So, guys cannot tell when NO really means NO or it means try HARDER!!!!!
Virtually all the gals i have dated said NO at first before saying YES.

It means if i ask ur phat ass out and u say NO. . . . I am there thinking you might still say YES.
Why? cos all the gals i have come across said NO just like u have. . . . .
Women really need to sort their heads and stay TRUE and REAL!!!!!

@ SLY.

Please tell D-reloaded that "bird" is a slang for chic in the UK.

@ Albridge,

Women dont make sense ALL the time.
Have u ever heard the saying. . . . . ."U never know with women"??
Shoot!!! Women prefer men as their close friends than women cos they know guys are more sincere and more honest.

LadyT, U have just confirmed u are a bush girl.

We are talking relationships and u are here talking sex.
Whats the correlation here?

Rapists ma foot!!!!

@ Lasiefaire,

God bless you!!!!

A girl that goes straight to the point will earn more respect from me than a pretentious one.
The worth of a woman is not saying "NO" 1000 times then eating back her words to say "YES".

You lasses don't get it, do u?

When a girl meets a guy she likes. . . . .she FRONTS.
When she meets a guy she doesn't like at all. . . she still FRONTS.
So, how do guys know which is which?

It is very common for girls to say they weren't interested at first when they met their current boy/fs. . .
This simply means there is a level of fronting girls deploy whether they like a guy or not.
Therefore, it is very difficult for guys to read the situation which is why some guys persist even when they hear "NO" 1000 times.

@ LadyT,

For a woman, u do spew a heap of applesauce!!!!

How are men supposed to take any woman serious when 90% of women out there live a pretentious life.
Their NO means YES most times.
Women(whether they like the dude or not) will always play hard to get to feel important. . . after the initial graggs, they come down from their high horse and come back to reality.

@ albridge,

Most of em cannot express themselves in clear and concise language so they avoid any sort of conversation thus keeping it monosyllabic responses.
To the other half, they get intimidated seeing a good looking dude approaching em. . . .
Women that play hard to get have issues, attitude and lack self-confidence.

@ Lordimpaq,

I woke up this morning to hear Arsenal's MD resigned. . . . . Thats BAD NEWS!!!!
Wenger is pissing many people off. . . . .and i think the fans are not helping matters with their Wenger's ass-licking.
Some people would still lick Wenger's balls if his trophyless season extends till the next 2 seasons.
It seems y'all guys have been BEWITCHED!!!!