₦airaland Forum

FERGIE'S TEAM TO TAKE MAN UTD TO MOSCOW.


                   VAN DER SAR

HARGREAVES  RIO  BROWN   EVRA

PARK       SCHOLES     CARRICK     NANI

               TEVEZ      RONALDO.

Still, no VIDIC and WAZZA.

@ A-40,

Fergie is as hypocritical as Wenger, Jose, Rafa and Avram Grant.
Wenger also blamed his season's failure on referees . . .  Jose blamed it on the FA favouring his rivals and reh reh reh.

What Fergie was saying is saturday's game was a HUGE GAME. . . .Game was locked at 1-1 and either side was not doing enough to get the winning goal and a mentally-impaired line assistant gave a penalty in the 86th minute? Shit is ridiculous. How the dude saw the ball touch Carrick's hand is questionable especially when video replays was inconclusive. . . .

United have moved on. . . . . .We have saved enough points throughout the season to cushion the effects of bad officiating.
All Fergie needs to do now is beat the Hammers on saturday and hope the BARCODES get points off Chelski.
Fergie could win the title by Monday should Chelsea draw with Keegan's men.

@ Dayokanu,

The fact that u have been discussing European footie for the last half century is irrelevant here.
Bayern Munich is now a dead team. . . . . .A big team does not miss out in the Champions league.
I cannot imagine Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool missing out in Europe. . . . That alone has put ur useless team backwards.
Man Utd is a more successful club than your team. Now, put a cock in ur foul mouth b4 u get whacked.

@ HNIC,

Anything less than the best is felony?
Can i say Wenger is felonious?

Interesting. . . .

Dayokanu, tkb417 and now Nyabinghi all went to the same Uni.
By stroke of fate, Nyabinghi and tkb417 are Man Utd fans and Dayomumu is rooting for Bayern? PRICELESS!!!!
Is it fair to say Dayokanu is a social deviant?

@ All Mancs,

We can all do ourselves a big favour by completely ignoring this dingbat known as Dayokanu.
Check this. . . . .This schlemiel does not even watch most games LIVE. . . . 99% of the things he spew was copped from Wikipedia.
His bank of information is limited to wikipedia. . . . anything he cannot find on wiki does not exist.
Dayo is a gullible simpleton more to be pitied than despised.

Why should we take this sonofawhore serious?
Didn't he say Premiership's defenders are the weakest in Europe and the Italians are the strongest?
Yet, when 3 Italian teams met English clubs in the Q-finals. . . . none of em could score a goal against the English clubs.
Blimey. . . . . .all the Italian clubs LOST on their home soil.

@ Dayokanu,

Schlepp? Artificial Intelligence? Digit IQ?  Was this how u copped your 2.1 @ OAU? 
You are doing very well biting me lines. . . . 
Stinking nebbech!!!

@ Radiant n Stillwater,

Let the gloating start tonight . . . . 2200 GMT.
I am confident United will TRIUMPH.

@ J-gal,

U are lucky u are on United's side. . . .I am inviting u to the party this evening.
As for your comment about men being pigs n dogs. . . It's too late for me to put up a fight.
I will be coming for your head later in the day.

@ Antidote,

Je Ka Lo Soke.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=128447.msg2203012#msg2203012 date=1209428184]You are sure good at changing your tone, OMG, That's not what you said on Saturday when you gave me your "Black card" to go "phishing" , did ya?? [/quote]I plead the 5th amendment.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=128447.msg2203012#msg2203012 date=1209428184]Sly, as we speak, was last spotted at the local Salvation Army filling out the necessary paperwork synonymous with "over nighters" .
I ginne die o,[/quote]Sly will be FUMING when he reads that.

@ J-gal,

My heart quivers wheneva u are on NL.
You are a classic man-eater . . . . .What have u got to say today?
MEN are evil?

@ Radiant,

So u are shagging Ronaldinho(with those teeth)?
You are one brave woman.  
One moment loss of concentration during cunninglingus might send u to the ER!!!

@ Stillwater,

There will be no hiding place for u in less than 24 hours.
Please get a defibirllator handy in case u pass out. . . .
Stay close to trusted hands as well because u will need the hands of a pro to revive u.

@ Antidote,

Nah. . . . . . SLY is one smart boy.
He wont be caught dead begging for a bed to sleep at night.
Its the other way round. . . . .the girl in question lied to u.
Blimey. . . . . .It is now very normal for women to lie about virtually anything to boost their PR.
Can women be trusted??

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=128447.msg2202942#msg2202942 date=1209425348][/b]
erhmmm Of course I did baby, , I will call my pastor and place a special prayer request too, We must win tomorrow, Or I am dying my hair purple .[/quote]Don't dye your hair purple. . . . U dont wanna look like Marilyn Manson.

Besides, i thunk we have made it clear on this thread that WOMEN can be dangerous.
Are u still doubting that fact?
Where is SLY? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . .he's gone to court to kick his spouse out of his crib.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=128447.msg2202921#msg2202921 date=1209424620]@Jackal,
What time is the game? I am praying and fasting as we speak , Ronaldo( my other boyfriend) will score a hatrick against those spaniards , Amen,

I am calling out sick tomorrow, just to enjoy and bask in the blisss.

BTW you think Rooney is fit? How about Vidic?

On that note, PLEASE take your footie to sports jor, I am waiting for Brother Sly to come testify about how great women truly are, [/quote]Thanx for the fasting and praying.
Pray for Rooney and Vidic to be FIT so we can gloat TONIGHT!!!!!!
Please place some order . . . . . 10 bottles of BUBBLY.
U know how we do. . .  .afterall, u got paid on FRIDAY, didn't ya?

@ Stillwater,

So u only watch footie cos of handsome faces playing??
Hmmmmm . . . . Why aint i surprised?
I am not even sure u understand the dynamicx of the game. . .  .all u r hoping to see is the ball landing in the net.
It doesn't matter whose net. . . . U are clueless.

@ Radiant,

U feel sorry for me?
I thunk all bets are off for now. . . . . It's been a great season for Man Utd.
Should United lose tomorrow, they still have the Premiership title to chase. . . .
If Barca lose tomorrow, then it's over for y'all. . . . .Your manager gets sacked and Ronaldinho will leave.

Negative!!!!

We got some feminems down there.
Women that can eat a nigga THRICE their size.
Is ur gun loaded?

@ Stillwater,

Victory?
Anyways, i am sure u have been on the Sports section many times and u know how we taunt over there.
Just make sure u don't hide when the massacre starts. . . . .I will be watching out for u on the battlefield.
So what do u say? Can u predict the scores?

@ Radiant,

Cannibals don't faze me. . . I am carnivorous meself. . U eat men. . . . I eat anything flesh(man, woman, child and animals).
Tell me. . . .who should be scared of who?

Radiant:
Lol. . what a crazy bet. Let's do it this way. .

If you win I'll switch clubs but if we win I'll have one of your balls. Wha ya say?

Never knew u were a cannibal!!!

@ Radiant,

Lets bet!!!!
Ronaldo to score a goal and Man Utd to win.
If i win the bet. . . . . . . .I don't want ur money. . . Just shave your head!!!
But, if u win the bet. . . . I will dance naked on Oxford street.

@ Stillwater,

U cannot shoot straight!!!!
I think u need anutha crystal ball . . .
Barca will be thrown out tomorrow.

@ Radiant,

Wish i could help but i really can't.
U guys should just manage 3 goals. . . . . 2 from Ronaldo and one from Tevez.

@ Stillwater,

Just after u told me you have never had ur heart broken before. . . . .
Brace yourself cos Ronaldo will make u cry HARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Bottle of Moet?
You wont be able to drink especially after watching Messi sob like a tot.
Tell ur GP to standby cos Ronaldo will push ur blood pressure UP!!!

@ Eldee,

I saw the article some few days ago and i was like. . . . . .WTF?
What else should we expect? In anutha 10 years, men will be forced to carry breast-feed babies.
Blimey. . . . who are the pillocks making these moronic laws?

@ Radiant,

Are u ready for the SHOWDOWN tomorrow.
Fasten ur seat belt. . . . . . . Get ready for the ride of your life.
You can also get a pack of Kleenex while u are it.

@ tkb417,

1-0 to Man Utd? Are u serious?
I would need a bottle of BUBBLY to be able to live with that.

We should do this thang like we did against ROMA or Arsenal(FA Cup) in February.
This will make room for early subs so Wazza and Vida can take a breather for the Hammers on saturday.
A slugfest kinda game would take its toll and we might lose players.

Fergie should go BANG BANG BANG.
Barca will not come to OT and go Gung Ho. . . . .I saw their game against Celtic in Scotland.
They were on the back foot throughout. . . . only few bursts going forward but they couldn't handle the pace of the Celts.

@ Loyika,

Dont cry now. . . . . .
I didn't bring up this issue, . . . . U were the one looking for me trouble.
First all, Ronaldo should have won the Young Player Award. . . I cant see any sense in him winning the big one and losing out on the other.
The FA just had to console Arsene Wenger and his goons so that most of em won't leave Arsenal.
Imagine Clichy getting a nod ahead of Evra. . . . .I can count 5 different incidents where Clichy's pocket was picked this season.

If Vida and Wazza don't play. . . . United will still go 4-4-2.
Pique and O'Shea can deputise for Vidic. . . . . . .Ronaldo will play in Wazza's position.
It means Park and Nani/Giggsy will man the flanks. . . . . .It is no conundrum. Fergie knows he must score 2-3 goals to forge through.
Fergie was in this position in 2005. . . . .Man Utd V Chelsea( no Giggs, Scholes, Keane, Gary Neville) and Mourinho still lost 1-0 at OT!!!!

United have a huge advantage at OT(only a fool wont recognise that).

@ Loyika,

Who else could Ronaldo have voted for?
It has to be Adebayor . . . . . The way he scored with his hands at OT. . . .His moronic dance when he scored the equaliser against Liverpool.
His Samson-like ridden season. . . . .Afro-hair(plenty of goals). . . . Low cut(goal drought). . . He even nutted Bendtner at White Hart Lane.
I would have voted for Adebayor myself too. . . . .     He is one dude full of DRAMA.

Anderson is a TANK. . . . . .  .In all the games he has played against Cesc, he kept him in his pockets.
When u get home tonight(after shagging your missus), i want u to take a look at this article.
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=593469

These are the excerpts. . . .  .

Yet again the young Brazilian international dominated the midfield in a style befitting someone of a more considerable age than his 19 years, with his boundless energy proving to be a constant thorn in the side of an Arsenal midfield that was outfought dramatically throughout the game.

However, to those who have been following Anderson’s progress at Manchester United this season, this kind of performance came as no surprise. Indeed, it seemed incredibly reminiscent of the 2-2 draw between the sides at the Emirates Stadium in November, where United’s midfield domination led to Arsenal requiring an injury time equaliser from William Gallas to salvage a point.

In both of these fixtures Anderson has also been able outshine Cesc Fàbregas in a way that no other player in the Premiership has been able to do. In the Premiership game at the Emirates, Anderson clearly got under the skin of Fàbregas, with the Spaniard’s frustration leading to a rash challenge on his Brazilian rival, and a booking.
These kinds of performances have led to the question being asked as to whether Anderson is a better player than Cesc Fàbregas? Indeed, in certain departments the answer to this question would have to be a resounding ' YES'

One such aspect of the pair’s capabilities where Anderson has a clear advantage over his Spanish rival would be in terms of physicality.

Whilst the early stages of Fàbregas’ career saw doubts exist over his ability to handle the rough and tumble nature of the Premiership, with an example of this coming from ex team mate Ashley Cole’s autobiography when he stated that the Spaniard was "an unproven featherweight," no such comments have ever been aimed at Anderson.

The combination of Anderson’s power and tenacity was clear for all to see yet again on Saturday. An example of this came at the end of the first half, when Anderson was able to shield the ball from Kolo Touré, thus winding down the clock until the half time whistle.

There are hardly any players in the game today who are capable of repeatedly fending off the advances of a player as powerful and committed as Touré. Whilst Anderson was able to do this, it is highly improbable that Fàbregas has the capability to repeat such an act.

Furthermore, whilst Fàbregas is no slouch, the explosive pace and acceleration that Anderson is able to inject on the football pitch is another area where the Brazilian scores highly. A key component Anderson’s game is his ability to charge through the pitch, using his speed to escape from the battleground that is the central midfield area of Premiership matches. This ability was exhibited constantly against Arsenal, where his excellent control and dribbling skills in tight spaces allowed him to move away from Gilberto Silva and Fàbregas.

Another area where Anderson can also be seen to excel over Fàbregas is in the range of his passing, with the Brazilian capable of spreading passes over long distances with both incredible accuracy and vision. As both players are more than capable of passing at the speed and accuracy required of central midfielders over short distances, it is here that another part of the Brazilian’s game can be seen to excel Fàbregas’.

@ Emperoh,

We should take Barca to the cleaners tomorrow.

The only snag is. . . . . .Will Fergie go for it?
I am pretty confident there's no team Man Utd cannot thrash but Fergie's sentiments on Giggsy and Scholesy is slowing United down.
They should be kept on the bench tomorrow. . . . Hargo, Anderson and Fletcher can do the job across the middle.
We got Park and Nani as well so why do we really need Giggs in that team?

If we get at Barca at OT. . . . . .They will freeze.
I have seen United rattle teams like that in the past and Barcelona wont be different.
The key thing is for United to run at em and play with the Premiership tempo that European teams are not used to.
It worked against Roma and AC Milan at OT last season. . . .I see no reason why it wont work this time around.

UP UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Stop talking via your anus.

PFA Player's player of the year does not allow players to vote for their teammates.
Drogba voted Ronaldo last season and vice versa. Thats the way it works.
I expect u of all people to know how PFA works but rational thinking is impossible in the GAYnners camp these days.

Anderson/Fabregas was an easy decision. . . . . .Fabregas has played more games than Anderson.
The Brazilian would have clinched it if he is playing in a team with a small squad like Arsenal.
Only u and some few other poofs still think Fab4 is better than Anderson.
Football fans worldwide know Anderson is miles better . . . . . .

@ Emperoh,

Ssup comrade?

I just saw Fergie's press conference on MUTV. . . . . .
Vidic and Rooney sat out this morning's training session. . . . .Lets hope they join in the evening.
Ferguson said he would wait for the duo but their chances are 70-30!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Things must be PRETTY BAD for y'all @ the Emirates.
Idleness on the part of y'all GAYnners have turned y'all to gossips.
The FA, Chelsea staff and Man Utd players plus reh reh reh. . . . . . . The FA can't do shyte to United players.
Blimey, the law says the visiting team can do 15-20 mins running after every match. . . Chelsea staff wouldn't let em run thus the scuffle.

@ Antidote,

Leave Mr SLY alone. . . . . .
U dont expect him to translate that, do ya?
Sly aint a YARDIE.

@ Eldee,

Touche.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=130299.msg2199966#msg2199966 date=1209339342]Eldee and Jackal ( where is the other one, Sly I mean?), you guys need some laxatives ,

If she leaves, it must be as a result of something serious, albeit some leaves for selfish and silly reasons.  For better or worse, I do believe in that, but where is the cut off point? How much shit can one handlesI will strive to make my marriage works, atleast that's what my mom and elder sisters have done, but if it's too much for me, I will wish him well and move to Bora Bora, [/quote]Babes, there is no cut-off point.
No one ever said marriage is a stroll in the park!!!!!
Be patient, contented and happy. . . .
Every other thing will take shape once u follow these rules.

Matter of fact, i sell books on this issue. . . . .Hit me cell if u want one!!!!

@ tRoOE,

So you are allergic to submission?
U will find submissive husbands aplenty in the villages of Nigeria.
Keep ya head up.

tRoOE:
ahahah so are you telling me not to take action if my husband is sleeping around
So it's okay for him to cheat but not okay for the wife to leave his LovePeddler ass, so i should stay around for him to infect me with HIV and other diseases.
A women leaves when she's fed up, tired of been treated like trash, not been appreciated.
Why stay in a marriage that only brings sorrow/sadness
That was in the olden days; we are now in the modern day, so wake up jare
So my grandmother stayed with my grandpa for over 50yrs until he died and never remarried
Greener pasture lol what planet are you from , women now are more educated and independent unlike before , the ladies are stepping up jare

Hilarious!!

Ladies are stepping up and are more educated? Lil wonder the divorce rate is climbing every year.
It is people like u that champion the independent women cause, isn't it?

Ma advice to u: Stay glued to your husband.
If he cheats, pray for him and always leave a pack of ruff fyder condoms in his pig-skin wallet.
Be SUBMISSIVE to your husband and u shall be rewarded.

Gaynners are big time bottlerz. . . . .
Matter of fact, they are pussies!!!
The funniest thang is their female team are very successful but the men are buncha dorks.
U can put a wager on it that Arsenal's female team will beat the men in a game of 80 mins.

@ tRoOE,

It is always the woman's fault!!!

Marriage is supposed to be FOR BETTER FOR WORSE.
Why would any woman leave her husband's house?
My great great grandmother never left her hubby's house. . . . .
There's something about women of these days . . . .Always looking for the greener pasture whether they r single or married!!!

CRISTIANO RONALDO wins the PFA player of the year yet AGAIN!!!!!!

Cesc Fabregas wins the YOUNG player of the year.

PFA TEAM OF THE SEASON.

David James(Portsmouth)

Bacary Sagna(Arsenal)
Rio Ferdinand(Man Utd)
Neumanja Vidic(Man Utd)
Gael Clichy(Arsenal)

Cristiano Ronaldo(Man Utd)
Cesc Fabregas(Arsenal)
Steven Gerrard(Liverpool)
Ashley Young(Aston Villa)

Fernando Torres(Liverpool)
Emmanuel Adebayor(Arsenal)

@ Eldee,

There's the likelihood she musta found some rich guy somewhere. . . .
Women rarely leave certainty for uncertainty. . . . .
However, she should be kicked out like POLIO. . . .I thunk marriage was supposed to be 4 BETTER 4 WORSE.