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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 9:10am On Aug 06, 2018
MobileGees:
So this thought have been going on my mind recently, what if Thanos and the god killing Kratos Face off who do you all think will win?



if you were to ask me I would say Kratos would easily beat Thanos since Thanos is a titan and we all know Kratos kills titans like say him dey kill ant so in my opinion the fight will not even last 5mins.


but that's just my opinion and am really curious as to who would win this fight
It depends.

With infinity stones/gauntlet, Thanos will win.

Hand to hand, Kratos will win. We have seen Kratos beat sense out of many Gods.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 9:07am On Aug 06, 2018
oyetpel:
Sarcasm?
Of course.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 4:08pm On Aug 05, 2018
oyetpel:
Thanos resisted the axe which reduced the intensity of the fatality the axe could have caused.
I see. Thanos resisted the axe to chest by allowing it to be buried in his chest.

Well done
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 4:02pm On Aug 05, 2018
rekinomtla:
Communists murdered and slaughtered far more. And they it in only a few generations.
Better technology. Of course Communists could kill more in a shorter period.

Guns to swords
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 11:47am On Aug 05, 2018
oyetpel:
Is Thanos' hand made of steel?
Thor's new hammer almost sliced thanos into 2 but it stopped short. That was the limit of a god-killing axe

It is safe to say that they couldn't easily slice Thanos hand.

However, they could have easily blasted starlord away so that they could continue removing the gauntlet from Thanos hand.

However, Hulk should have worn Thanos down in the begginning. Hulk gets angrier when he gets beaten and this is why Hulk cannot lose to raw power and brutality.


They just made the avengers weak against Thanos. Are you telling me that Thanos could stand a 100 percent charged thunderbolt from Thor?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 11:36am On Aug 05, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
These guys again grin
You know that my love for ishilove is like the love a lion has for the antelope.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 11:34am On Aug 05, 2018
rekinomtla:
In this case atheists are the one's with a log in their eye.
Lies.


Who started the killings? The crusades came.before communism.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 10:32pm On Aug 04, 2018
vaxx:
This entire thread could be used to play an easy game of “spot the fallacy” in an intro to logic course.
Keep quiet. Your comment adds no sense to this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 10:31pm On Aug 04, 2018
rekinomtla:
And what statistics are you using?



Christianity caused torture, child abuse, religious wars, corruption and totalitarianism. grin That's amazing since Christianity teaches one to love your neighbour and pray for those who persecute you.

Stop reading atheist propaganda. grin



I never said it was, stop attacking strawmans.



And your point is what exactly? Those 10% are among the worst killers in human history and played a significant role in making the 20th century the bloodiest in human history.

While the other 90% atheists who supposedly aren't communists believe those murderers did nothing objectively wrong. Making them scum just like those communists who thought the very same thing.
Mr Typical Nigerian Christian, please read your bible

Matthew 7;5
Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well enough to deal with the speck in your friend's eye.




Before you point fingers at atheists killing, try to learn about how christians committed genocides with the crusades and inquistions. Learn how catholics tortured heretics. Learn how the church burnt innocent women accused of being witches.

Even presently, try and look at how the modern church is destroying Nigeria. Pastors more concerned about private jets, congregations eating grass for pastors, prosperity gospel, beating of child witches to death etc
Christianity EtcRe: Why Africans Should Not Follow Abrahamic Religions (christianity, Islam, Judaism by JackBizzle(op): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2018
Africans, be wise
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 10:41am On Aug 04, 2018
rekinomtla:
I didn't say communism is a product of atheism. Atheists will tell you that, they the champions of communism. Fact is atheist communists caused the most suffering and death in human history. Atheism has no respect for morals.
Religion alone has killed more than communism.

Christianity alone has been the cause of many atrocities from torture, child abuse, religious wars, corruption and totalitarianism.


Communism is not atheism. Communists are less than 10% of all atheists
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 7:25am On Aug 04, 2018
mekaprime:
believe me when I say Dr strange had gone through that particular scenario and it didn't work for them. Remember he told tony that out of the 14,000,605 possible future outcomes, the Avengers emerge victorious in just one.
cc oyetpel, beorn, koicereloaded et troubleseller

Is it a spoiler if one correctly predicts the plot for a film that has not been released? This is because, it seems that the only way to save the universe in the next avengers is for captain marvel, antman and or doctor strange to go through some quantum-world/time-loop-paradox/time-travel ex-machina to stop Thanos.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 7:19am On Aug 04, 2018
rekinomtla:
Atheism is the biggest problem in the world at this moment. It is responsible for the most suffering and death in human history.
There were atheists before communism that were never communists

There were atheists during the era of communism that were never communists

There are atheists after communism that still do not support communism



Summary: only a mentally deranged and dishonest person would say that communism is a product or doctrine of atheism
Christianity EtcRe: Is Religion The Problem Of The World? by JackBizzle: 9:14pm On Aug 03, 2018
johnydon22:
No No that is not what Johnydon22 is doing. He is rather not blaming Religion for all the problems of the world, also not saying that religion is the biggest problem of the world.

And i think it is absurd to say religion is the biggest problem of the world and cause of most problems of the world as often implied
Religion is a major problem in this world. You are free to dance around this fact.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 9:10pm On Aug 03, 2018
TruffleButter:
Just watched James Camerons Avatar for the first time in my Adult life and Boy oh Boy theres a reason why James Cameron is regarded as the baddest ninja to ever direct a Camera...I'm Mad hype for Avatar 2 dropping in 2020 and even thrilled for Avatar 3 and 4






DROP THAT SHÌT NIGGA.
undecided

Why the long wait for a sequel? 2020? Damn
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 7:09pm On Aug 02, 2018
Ishilove:
I'll pass. I'd rather become a nun
Interestingly, that wouldnt change anything seeing that nuns are ultra-religious, poor and don't go to cinemas.


The offer still stands. Let me upgrade you.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 6:57pm On Aug 02, 2018
Ishilove:
Finally watched Avengers- Infinity War. Definitely worth the hype. 8.5/10
Holla at me if you need a real man to take you on cinema dates.

I think it is better than waiting for 3 months to watch a released movie

grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 11:26am On Aug 02, 2018
Bryan12:
Trash(2015) - 8.9/10

Was watching interstellar yesterday night and dozed off so am just wondering if the whole hype I saw on quora were just fallacies cry
Some people just don't like intelligent movies.
EducationRe: Holiday Lessons, Summer Lessons, Whatever They Call It, Is A Scam! by JackBizzle: 10:28am On Aug 02, 2018
You call something a scam and replace it with another scam
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 10:58am On Aug 01, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
Mission Impossible: Fallout.
https://aftercredits.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/MissionImpossibleFalloutPoster-236x350.jpg

Okay, I'd start with the bad first. The plot pacing could be better and the dialogue can get confusing sometimes. If you don't pay close attention, what is being discussed will go over your head.

Now the good: This is Hollywood at it's finest. Top tier sets, top tier action sequence, top tier stunts, top tier actors, top tier camera works. I'll be damned if this ain't the best ation sequence I've seen in the whole franchise. The hand-to-hand combat was spot on. The storytelling apart from slight pacing issues is fast paced, smart, treats the audience like adults, and very enthralling the entire 150 minutes. The new additions to the cast also added so much, especially Henry Cavill, just his stature and size makes him so intimidating. Overall, it's arguably the best movie in the franchise.

Overall Score 8/10
I couldn't agree more. 8/10.

But did you get James bond vibes?

The bad guy in the movie is also a James bond villian

The action movie happening across 3 different countries.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 8:54am On Jul 30, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
Hahaha. Pot calling kettle black. Ishilove our resident hothead.cheesy
grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 12:00am On Jul 30, 2018
Anas09:
You just honoured him by responding to him. Ignore him like you'd a latrin fly
Like how you are ignored on the religion section? Wetin you dey find for movie thread wey you never get TV?
PoliticsRe: Would You Vote For An Atheist? by JackBizzle: 7:52pm On Jul 29, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
Logicboy, thehomer, LogicMind, JackBizzle, Johnnydon, cyrex, Mazaje, Seun, etc. I don't have energy for argument anymore. We should be paid to do this here.
Logicboy is jackbizzle grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2018
Beorn:
The "stereotypical Christian romance" niche as you put it. LOL. Many African American movies are too average for my liking, that's why I need Tyler to leave his niche and try to reach out to wider audience. He needs to explore other genre, not always limited to romance and family drama.

As a black man, I really want to see him move to the next level, that's why I'm kinda frustrated that he's not pushing himself to aspire for more.
Very good.

I'm sorry for being a bit aggressive. Tyler Perry has frustrated me before.

I was on a date with a sexy babe that I had been crushing on. We ate dinner and decided to go back to her house to watch a movie and chill. grin grin grin. You know what that means cool cool cool cool

So on getting to her living room, she quickly popped a bottle of red wine and announced that we were going to watch Tyler Perry. I didn't like Tyler Perry but it didn't matter, as I knew that I was going to be smooching the hot babe during the movie.

Only for me me to doze within 5 minutes of the idiotic Madea movie (don't bother asking which one as all Madea movies are foolish angry)

I was snoring with my mouth open and the babe decided to punish me with a prank. She kept chips in my wide open mouth. Only for me to inhale the chips instead of swallowing and I started choking.

The babe was alarmed and in the panic, she started to slap me to wake me up. I woke up choking and receiving hot slaps. cry cry

I later managed to vomit out the chips and then she was now looking at me with a sorry face. I was vexing for her as both my throat and face were aching me.

As I was massaging my throat, that bastard Madea was laughing at me from the TV screen. My babe even worsened the matter by saying that I should come over the next day to finish the movie. WHAT??!!

I just vex commot the babes house.


Fvck Tyler Perry.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 3:17pm On Jul 29, 2018
Beorn:
You're not a fan of his niche, that's why you hate all his movies. Well, his niche appeals to some individuals, even foreigners that don't watch Nollywood movies.
What niche would that be? There are African American movies that are solid, just not Tyler Perry's.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 2:33pm On Jul 29, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
Lolz.

They are both titans in their respective niche tho. Tyler appeals to the romantic, whilst Shyamalan appeals to a more wider audience.
As I once said-


"Tyler Perry is a man with no ambition. He is a man with a low expectation and it shows in the work he produces. He recycles a very stereotypical and cliched christian romance for African Americans that lacks any creativity."
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 2:23pm On Jul 29, 2018
Beorn:
I said I don't rate it highly, it doesn't mean I rate it poorly. Most of his movies are average not poor. His movie, For Coloured Girls is very interesting. I rated that one highly.

That said, there's nothing wrong in being a fan of Tyler's movies. One man's food is another man's poison. This ain't about being a white knight for someone on the Internet. Who does that? huh
Most of his movies are poor. The guy is an American Nollywood producer.


All his Madea movies are rubbish. All. I have not seen for colored girls but I am sure that it is average.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
I know where he's coming from. For instance, Night Shyamalan, I criticize his movies a lot, but would likely rush to the cinema to watch a new movie from him if it drop tomorrow. He has had some sh**ty movies, but unexpected twists synonymous with his good movies keep me very interested in his films.
Bros. You're a cool guy but don't vex me.

How can you put M.N. Shamalayan in the same sentence as Tyler Perry?

Shamalayan has incredible movies and some silly ones too.

Tyler Perry only has silly movies.


Oga, you have blasphemed against the movie gods. Go and pray for forgiveness
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 1:50pm On Jul 29, 2018
Beorn:
There's nothing wrong in being a fan of Tyler's movies, I'm one even though I always don't rate his movies highly and criticise him a lot.
What? Seriously?

Bros, dont vex me. See how you are contradicting yourself. How can you be a fan of something but always rate it poorly? Are you a masochist?

Or are you just defending ishilove out of a white knight stance?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 1:38pm On Jul 29, 2018
Ishilove:
Get the fvck out of my face, Jack. I'm in no mood for your bullshit this morning.
MmMMM! I love that smell! The smell of butthurt in the morning!

Truth is bitter.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 9:03am On Jul 29, 2018
Ishilove:
Seriously. They wouldn't know a good movie even socked them in the eye
Lol.

As true as that might be, you of all people should not be mocking others about their taste in films.

If I remember clearly, you're a fan of Tyler Perry's rubbish movies.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JackBizzle: 6:32am On Jul 29, 2018
Funjosh:
Nope I didn't, it's just dull and I find it hard to get along with it but I enjoy the last few scenes from where the demonic possessed guy spray the old lady.......... grin
How can a thriller be dull?


The guy was not demonic possessed as you say. The guy had a split personality disorder, and one of his personalities was a beast.

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