₦airaland Forum

If you like do dry fasting wet fasting solid or liquid fasting.
If you like shout holy ghost fire 10 million times

What is destined to happen will happen
Whether you like it or not

In 2019, my mother was part of a charismatic prayer group that fasted for 2 weeks praying for Buhari not be elected.
Upon all the fasting, Buhari won

2023 she tried to force us to join her group for praying for Peter obi.
I told her that she is wasting her time

All the prayers she has been praying since 2019 for a better Nigeria, still Nigeria gets more messed up.

Today I caught her crying alone in dinning room, turns out she was crying because of election results

I asked her why her prayers didn't work upon all the fasting. She got angry and went to her room.

I have always said that prayers don't work, church is scam filled with fake testimony to decieve members

Lolz

Kneeling down to a liability
Like a chicken kneeling down to a Lion
Before he gets eaten alive

Reason why I don't feel sorry for simps
They must learn the hard way

Child voting gone wrong
Come north you go see children and Almajiris line up to vote.
INEC knows this but will not do anything
After you will hear 2 million votes from one north region. Mad people

JackDaAlienz:
Many Big teams struggle when they play away. So to be on safe side I just avoid the match.

Watch out Chelsea is playing Away and I have already avoided them.

Wahala for who play that chelsea game

Chelsea

Ok

EastAlchemist:
Willpower
Nigeria is Zion
Nigeria will survive

The 3 tribes have nothing in common

Hammer2O2O:
Dortmund
Man city
Benfica
Napoli
Arsenal

All won yesterday while away, what nonsense are you now saying cuz inter is losing

Ode calm down. Nobody is forcing you not to play away big teams
It works for me,
If you like go carry Chelsea win
Na your money, na still you go suffer am

The British experiment of joining 3 different tribes that have nothing in common is the worst experiment from in decades.

Yesterday I confirmed that Nigeria can never be together. I don't know that kind of opium and weed Lord lugard was smoking when he joined different tribes into one country.

It's like mixing okoro with egusi and indomie. That is how Nigeria is

This country needs to be divided let's go back to our respective tribes just the way we were before the British came and used us for experiment.

Wetin cosign Nothern Muslim with Chinedu from onitsha.
Two totally different enties with their own separate ideologies.
How can these 2 people coexist as 1 country.
Lord lugard must be high on opium and osun weed when he made this huge mistake

ThatrealestApex:
Inter Milan doing Alabi's work

Let me tell you about secret

Once A Big team is playing Away
I avoid them

Arsenal was playing Away. I avoid them
Today I saw inter was playing Away
I avoid them.

Many Big teams struggle when they play away. So to be on safe side I just avoid the match.

Watch out Chelsea is playing Away and I have already avoided them.

Wahala for who play that chelsea game

JustPowerApps:
See poverty mentality, she came for conference and the next thing is for her to start flirting with men there for the purpose of ripping them. It is not in every situation you show the world how financially wretched you are.

Tryna do better things to rise in life so you can live peacefully.

shut up, you that don't even have 500 naira in your bank account

decatalyst:
Turns out say nah you no get sense!


In fact, I doubt you have anything in that skull of yours.

I am sure even if she succumbs to your dumb request, you will create another thread lampooning how cheap and worthless the lady is.

She miss-waka to meet an unfortunate being like your.

What a pity.

Carry your holiness dey suffer for trenches. Na holiness go build you house, feed you ode

Baronthecelebri:
But she's not working, and she's not adding value to you. You guys are foolish to mingle with women that don't add value to you. What you did was wrong, but she's not a virgin.😎

Apart from sex and food. Nothing else she contributes. I have told her many times that she should do it for the sake of this economy hardship. I will always forgive her. I don talk talk talk give her OT yet she still saying that she doesn't like Chinese guys. Muthafuckaer I don't like Chinese women but if one rich Chinese woman like me omo I go fucking knack her make her cum daily and get rich too, omo I just dey vex how person go see this kind once in a lifetime opportunity and still mess up

xtivin:
What are you saying?
In reality one random broke guy will still knack her free anyways
She's very stupid!

I swear I will break up with her very soon. Mumu girl

Jennyclay:
You should have tell your sisters and daughters to go after the Asia man, then share the money 50/50

Abeg lock up if you have nothing important to say

T0BY:
Opportunity wey some ladies dey find.


She fit just dey form.


All most all the women for this country get olosho vibes. They run am directly or indirectly.

I swear I just dey vex, the girl dey very stupid. Something. Wey she supposed use her OT organize make we cash out
And the worst part be say she still dey beg me for money this evening. Which kind mumu girl be this!!

Guys, I'm starting to regret dating this girl, she is about to spoil major bag
I'm talking thousands of dollars
Millions of Naira!!!

I have been dating this girl for 1 year now, she was invited for seminar and big people attended, big people from Europe, asia at intercontinental hotel in Lagos. During the meeting, one of the cooperate guy started crushing on her and was trying to woo her.
She said she doesn't like Chinese guys( the guy is Asian) I told her to play along and get money gifts from the man then split the money 40/60.
She started insulting me saying do I think she is cheap girl or olosho??

Did I say anything wrong?
I told her to sleep with the man with condom and ask him for 10k dollars because the man really loaded, he funds research and grants of about $170k and he like my girl
she is jobless and economy hard yet I still give her and spend my hard earned money on her. So how is it wrong that she can't reason together let's make big money from the rich cooperate guy.
Was I wrong?

Ok

Nostring:
do one make we see am.. no dey post bunch of theories

Now

Uniqueteco77:
How do you expect me to read this long epistle

Greenscientist:
You don use am?

Dagger111:
Do make we see am.

Black man
Even if God come down from Heaven and show black race the secret of technology to help them advance and live better, they will still fumble and give excuses

Now I know why whites are more advanced in life and why Africans are selling their land just to travel abroad.
Tufiakwa!!
Only thing you blacks do is to build churches up and down making pastors rich
Someone is showing you priceless information and this is the trash you all can come up with??

Don't miss this surest 5 odd


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Ok

zimdante:
Are you a professional video editor? No
Do you know how Ai work? No
Yet your words are daft, stupid.
You want to convince yourself by all means that you are looking at the breast of an actress, I tried to save you bro, I guess it's too late you have been breastified already.
Good bye.

U think say everybody daft abi, you can decieve your illiterate brothers and sisters. Not me
Which Ai software was used?
And how was it done?

Una think say una fit decieve people online because you dey decieve your illiterate people for house

zimdante:
Let me take my time to inbreathiate your comment, You no know wetin be AI? My guy upgrade o, so you no see the models wey dem use artificial intelligence generate the other day?
What you are looking at is an artificial breast, don't be breastified.

Bro you are very daft
Since when 9ja start to use A.I for film
Una just dey very stupid

Some Nigerians are just Stupid
You think new notes will stop vote buying
I laugh in Japanese and Swahili
Una never see anything,
Boko Haram will get the new notes before you and your family standing under hot sun in bank ATM.

When I warned people that this policy will not work, They insulted me. Now it has backfired on the masses they are crying and doing protest

Una go cry well we'll, stupid Nigerians
Na who dey suffer now??
Even Tinubu they said it will affect don already order 4 bullion vans carrying 1 billion new notes each to his mansion.
You and your poor family dey under hot sun dey wait and after waiting under hot sun, na still old notes bank go give una

The rich and corrupt politicians you want to affect with your policy
Already has the new notes in bulk and millions in their mansion
And you that support the policy haven't even seen the new naira notes.
There are better creative ways to tackle vote buying and corruption but to change naira to fight corruption is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

henndukwe18:
Nna d way DT guy take slap DT ass

That ass go well I swear!!!!
I just dey imagine grabbing that fat ass while giving her doggy style
That Nancy babe go sweet to knack