₦airaland Forum

zimdante:
Them use sex swear for black man beasts, for una info that breast was generated by AI.

which kind yeye AI
Una go just open mouth dey yarn dust

Vinnie2000:
OP,

It's our incoming First Lady (Inshallah), that you are calling a MILF

U better focus on ur Oloshos B4 Amadioha visits your restless Gbola!

I swear Nairaland dey cure depression. I don laugh tire

losky83:
YOU ARE THE BIGGER FOOL.
THE POLICY WAS MEARNT TO REDUCE CORRUPTION BUT NIGERIANS LIKE U AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS HAVE STOPPED HIM AND NOW THE THIEVES ARE CHANGING THEIR LOOTED OLD NOTES TILL 10TH OF FEB.
EVERY TIME A POLICY THAT WILL CHANGE THE COUNTRY IS BROUGHT FORWARD, CORRUPT POLITICIANS WILL USE THE POOR NIGERIANS THAT WOULD HAVE BENEFITTED TO KICK AGAINST IT.
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Stop barking like dog
All the policies APC has done for 8 years has always favoured the politicans
And yet you think this APC new note policy will favor you.
You must be foolish to think the policy was meant to reduce corruption.

Politicians can be sleeping in their 5 star mansion and order for 1 billion new notes. Before they wake up the money has arrived in their house.

It is you and your mother that is standing in line under hot sun and complaing about naira scarcity.

You want to go cashless, you have no light and good internet network.
No be juju be that??
Only delusiinal fools think APC policy is meant for good of the masses.

Earthstorms:
You are not trying to help the woman, you are just trying to use her predicament as an avenue to sleep with her.

If you want to help her, you can tell her to go for ivf using her husband's sperm to fertilize her egg and then implanting the embryo in her. That way she does not have to sleep with another man to get pregnant.

You saw a worried woman and you are thinking of taking advantage of her.

What if she dash you HIV or you dash her HIV in this your scheme that you are planning?

You think iVF is 50 naira??
IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman.
The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant.
I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman.
So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her

Countersam:
Keep your eyes on the ball comrade. It's Peter we want not Mrs Peter...... Mr Peter.... Mr Peter Obi!

yarimo:
Over bleaching is what you are referring to beautiful, you well so ?

That woman is finer than 2000 Yoruba girls

You will regret going back

nkemjacob2:
I saw this post I was moved to present it.

Let me see your take.

I go wooze you slap then go plaza go buy pizza and chips with peppered chicken chop am for your front

Only fools fall in love

ChizzyBuna:
The babe breast over make sense shaa
Only God knows how many rich alhajis don suck that standing nipple

You need jesus

burp18:
chances he'd find out is really high. chuld may fall sick and need parents blood donation and there you have it, all out in the open.

Come on it's not mandatory for parents to give blood. Hospitals have access to blood banks where they can get blood that matches the kids blood

koladata:
she has people in her life she could ask. she has ex, she has friends on her facebook

Ok I know what I will do. I will jokingly tell her that I can donate my sperm to her as per joke then guage her reaction before I then tell her the full plan.

burp18:
And what do you think the man's reaction will be if he eventually finds out. He's bound to find out sooner or later

Trust me the way I will package it he will not find out.
I don't want to cast the parole here Besides dna test is very expensive and he is not earning that much.
I go gather moral tell the woman my plan, if she reject am then I move.
Just wanted to know if it's a crime to do such

burp18:
this hole you're digging. you better not fall in it

I do chat with her but never asked for her number. Only today she gave me her Whatsapp number. So I want to try my luck and pregnant her.
I'm dark in complexion and I have seen her husband photo on their Whatsapp story and he is dark like me.
So the baby will carry his complexion.

burp18:
Quick question. How did you come at the conclusion she's desperate? She talked to you directly about it?

Yeah

burp18:
Of all the multitude of problems in this country

It's almost the same as surrogate mother's. I want to try my luck since she looks kinda desperate to get pregnant.
From what I heard the husband is threatening to divorce her if she don't get pregnant this year
I also want to help her out but with a price

I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?

I blame Tecno for making cheap phones
Now every small kids can now login online and spew childish nonesense on Nairaland.

Dshocker:
From your write up, it seems you were deported and here you are looking for free sex.

Guy go hustle, if you don't have money, stay away from girls, because irrespective of tribe in Nigeria, you must spend, stop deceiving yourself.

If you don't like igbo girls, stay clear off them and go for those that will give it to you freely.

Deported??
You think everyone is like you people that want to live abroad forever.
Na school I go study for abroad and I done finish. So wetin I want dey do for abroad? If not this country is in shambles nothing will make me leave Naija. I love Naija like mad, na just the girls dey make things harder for person

yrhuhfy113:
Pls calm down sir... I BELIEVE IT IS THE PARTICULAR TRIBE YOU MET.... not all are the same o. Some are too loyal and good and have their own money and can spend on you as long as they know you are totally for them.... and yet they are also IGBO.... but there are two particular tribes among the IGBOS, that will milk you dry and still make you feel worthless. Avoid them

The only Igbo girls I meet who are not money hungry are those ones from Rich homes. The rest will milk you dry in the name of giving you pussy.

Please tell us the 2 tribes, so that men can be aware. Knowledge is power

Jerkbaba:
You are right! Igbo girls are rubbish! Most think sex is a favour to you. My advise for you is just go to 2k or 3k brothel and enjoy yourself. That way you can get sex upfront, you don't have to start wooing the useless girl. Just fvuck and go. Enjoy!

That mentality is really disgusting, and many of them see nothing wrong with it.
They see sex as currency,
I was on a date with One Igbo babe we got into a small argument. She said broke guys don't deserve sex. she said a guy must spend on her, before she will give sex. I asked why, she said so the guy won't chop her freely. I asked what do you have to offer the guy. She boldly said sex naaa. Can u imagine

Many many Igbo girls are on this table
Una go carry hustling mentality enter sex
Something wey God give us for free
Una don turn am into poverty alievation scheme. Na God go judge una

Brooooo, I'm so fucking done with Igbo girls, I'm Igbo but to be honest Igbo girls are very decieving like snakes.
I'm tired of playing stupid childish manipulative games.
I spent some years in eastern Europe, over there it was very easy for me to date white girls.
If white girl love you, she will make things easy. I enjoyed girls over there

Since I came back to Nigeria I stay down in the east.
My experience with igbo girls have been a total mindfuck.
She will like you but play very hard to get, she will give greenlight when you approach her she begin to snob or act unitrested. Like wtf??
That brings me to what really pain me is the Sex.
Igbo girls see sex as money transactions
The white girls give you sex freely if they love you.
Igbo girl will love you and still use sex as bargaining tool for money or gifts.
Igbo girls motto is "No money No Sex"

Good

imagrg:
Do you want Ned to slap your mouth?
The younger they are the sweeter the fun.

Brother forget these small children, nairaland is now filled with kids that insult anybody without respect. Just free the small boy

DaddyCK:

^^^^; great advice coming from a guy crying over rejection..I should go bakkto nusarry school..really?
. Bro I feel like slapping yor face tru the Internet, 4real. U no wot, the nest time a female reject u, juss do wot all Chinese people do...jump from a bridge..eeeeeediot boy!!(no oofencsse)

Ask your mum how I Bleep her and reject her like hoe that she really is.
I wish you talk this nonsense for my face, if I no bend your finger punch you for throat you go spend half of this year for hospital.
Leprosy go catch your mama dead Toto if you ever mention me again.
You think say na only you craze pass for nairaland. I be cool guy but you try nonsense with me I go show you craze times 10.

yrhuhfy113:
You need premium flogging.... SO, AT YOUR AGE, with the sense you claim to have.... YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE A "22 YEARS OLD RIPE FEMALE" Serious? haaa Seriously? Are you a newbie? What is wrong with you....

Pls have sense na... at 22.... MANY HAVE NOT EVEN KNOWN THEMSELVES OR THEIR PATH IN LIFE YET.... Ladies get serious from 27 and above... NOT 25 and BELOW.... you should know that na.... YOU DIDNT LOOK BEFORE LEAPING.... kai... be wise next time.

A lady who knows where she is going in life, knows her place, knows what she wants from life... IS THE ONE READY FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS... not these under 25 girls who are happily in their HOE PHASE, then later tell you stories.

pls wise up

I've meet some young girls who are matured so it's a 50/50 thing. Nothing is sure
You go still meet some 28 yrs girls that are not matured. E dey hapen

DaddyCK:
tooo late to apologice...u a loooser & she dont want u...pirrrriod. son rejection is part of the game. i hav fuuuuuk only 12 so far outter 39 women i met on nairaland & ain't complaining. But don't wooooory, Dating women will make more sence to u when ju reach 18yers old

Go back to nusery 1 and start afresh, you have wasted your fathers hard earned money.
You father should have spent all that money raising goats instead of wasting it on a slowpoke like you. Goodnight

DaddyCK:
^^^^^^^^^^SIDE EFFECTOF REJECTION....eeeeeeeeeee don pain ammm!!((no oofencsse))

Nothing like rejection, me and the babe don dey date since November. She really like me and I don dey plan to visit her family this year.
I just dey vex say she go allow her so called bestie poison her mind to end our relationship. And to make matters worse her bestie na olosho
Na why I dey vex, why the girl go dey listen to olosho. Instead of making her own decision

Either you learn how to read or you go back to primary 2 and start over again

koyyess:
No wonder. Confirm f@gg0t at 50 years.

The joke is on you.
Since you use your hand to type that rubbish. You are referring to yourself.

Autobot05:
Forget about her ...na their pattern
More reasons why I dont feel sorry for evening newspapers

Thanks bros, I don move, no looking back

koyyess:
I am sure you are close to 50 years.
Why won't people get turned off that you are looking at your daughter's age mate.

Dey play you hear...no go date your age mate.

Be like say you dey very foolish