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RomanceRe: Bayelsa Man Absconds From Dowry Payment In Imo State by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:11am On Dec 28, 2022
if you believe this FAKE story
Then you should refund you father all the money he wasted for raising you In school
RomanceRe: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2022
Slynation:
Oga no dey cap vertical for here...you just dey shift goal post, the main aim as long as this thread and post is concerned is to shift her pants and give her unlimited and uninterrupted supply of ta ta ta ta ta ta...!! nothing more nothing less...!!

I can agree with you when you give a random girl money just to show yourself, but giving her along with your number comes with motives...
Guy forget the matter, until you make money you go really understand wetin I dey talk.
The guy wey give op 100, you think say na only she him don give dollars. E fit don give 5 girls and 2 of them go don fvck am shege by now.
Forget until una make money una go understand say sex no be rich man problem. He can get it anywhere at anytime.
RomanceRe: Why Do We Call God's Name During Sex by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:23pm On Dec 27, 2022
Generalwoodz:
One-time I had a petite lady who is a strong traditional worshipper. She shouts Amadioha when in undiluted ecstasy and approaching the steep hills of orgasm.

RomanceRe: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2022
Crystalom5:
you dey cap too much.

Shebi she wan already call am to 'thank' am abi?

Guy we all know how e go play out. Except she be extremely faithful girl
Again I repeat, na poverty mentality dey cause your reasoning.
Do you think such a guy doesn't have many girls worshiping his feet.
I know why I they talk this because me see don do am before. I don gift random babe cash still give her my number by the time she call me I just save the number and that was it.
I still had other babes rushing me so it didn't bother if the girl called me back or not.
I hate when guys think if you help or gift a girl cash and ask for number it means sex. Na only lower class guys and trenches guys dey do that kind thing.
A big boy will dash u money, give you his number. If you call him or you don't call him nothing will change. He still spending cash on other girls that are begging to fvck him.
Una no go understand until you are able to dash $100 without feeling it.
I'm out........peace
RomanceRe: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:27pm On Dec 27, 2022
Crystalom5:
you said friend.
Not a random guy giving your baby money with his number. Let's see if you will see thar as nothing
Man na man, forget all that number stuff
Do you know how many girls I don collect their number, I still never call them
Asking for number is not a big deal
Na normal thing guys dey do it doesn't mean it will always lead to hook up or sex.
The guy might even be a simp and if the girl na street she go chop him more dollars before he see bra talkless of pant.

Do you know the worth of $100
Make una no dey cap unnecessary cap.
If a rich girl give you $100 shey u go reject am??.
RomanceRe: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:15pm On Dec 27, 2022
Crystalom5:
you dey whine me abi?

There's no connection between trying your luck and generosity.

You either are doing it for the püssy or you are not.

What he did there is to get the girl to call him to thank him. He will then ask for a meet up during the call or when he calls her again.

She'll feel reluctant to reject the meet up because it'll be as though she's not grateful or something for the gift.

That same feeling will make her oblige his request to lodge her in a hotel room or take her to his place.

Naturally, she will want to see his crib and maybe get some more dolls.

Bros, even us wey dey trenches dey use gratitude chop girls talk more of $100. Abi wetin u think say the indomie and fried egg be for? grin

Hard for any guy to feed a random hoe
Bros forget!!! Na poverty dey make you reason like this. There are men and women who have platonic relationships. Like brother and sister.
I have a friend Vivian, I have seen her naked and still nothing happen.
I have slept in the same small bed with her still nothing happen.
When her apartment was broken by thieves her tv her iPad was stolen I gave her 50k
So just because all the girls around you are hoes that want money does not mean there aren't genuine platonic relationships out there
RomanceRe: Why Do We Call God's Name During Sex by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:58pm On Dec 27, 2022
Uncle96:
Just like we call Gods name during a suddeennn pain or sudden shock
Make sense, because if something surprises us we usually say oh my God

But why do we say it during sex
RomanceWhy Do We Call God's Name During Sex by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:05pm On Dec 27, 2022
I notice that many times during the peak of enjoyment in sex we usually say

Oh My God

Why do we call Gods name during peak of climax. What it the reason behind it?
FashionRe: Meet Rita Ofili, Winner Of Miss Wheelchair Nigeria 2022 (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 5:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
Wow
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Appreciates Her Godfather, James Ndambo (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2022
Ok
FoodRe: Europe-Based Nigerian Vlogger Laments Over Hike In Price Of Goat Meat This Xmas by JackDaAlienz(m): 3:06pm On Dec 25, 2022
Blessedmercy8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCcPbOlXRAg

Earlier today, a woman based in some part of Europe was seen lamenting over the hike in price of goat meat when she went to get some for the Xmas period.

Please watch as she complains.
@ the bolded, Europe get backyard ooo
Some European countries be like Mushin
Lithuania, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania
These are the backyards of Europe

When people talk about Europe
Na France,Italy, Germany, UK,

I can bet my 2 hairy balls she stays in the backyard of Europe
FoodRe: Europe-Based Nigerian Vlogger Laments Over Hike In Price Of Goat Meat This Xmas by JackDaAlienz(m):
Blessedmercy8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCcPbOlXRAg

Earlier today, a woman based in some part of Europe was seen lamenting over the hike in price of goat meat when she went to get some for the Xmas period.

Please watch as she complains.
@ the bolded, Europe get backyard ooo
Some European countries be like Mushin
Lithuania, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania
These are the backyards of Europe

When people talk about Europe
Na France,Italy, Germany, UK,

I can bet my 2 hairy balls she stays in the backyard of Europe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by JackDaAlienz(m):
SultanofPuna and Verywickedgoat
SultanofPuna is the funniest guy on NL

A BIG shoutout to all the lovely beautiful supporters of Peter OBI.

Also shoutout to All BATstards for making me laugh and entertaining me with your stupidity.

CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts Colorado, Cannabis Juice Consignments At Lagos Airport by JackDaAlienz(m): 2:03pm On Dec 25, 2022
The easiest way to avoid arrest by NDLEA
is to tell them the drugs belongs to Tinubu.

They will release you immediately...

PoliticsRe: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by JackDaAlienz(m): 2:02pm On Dec 25, 2022
Very true
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Funny Nigeria Father Christmas (Santa Claus) , No 1 Will Shock You (video) by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:51am On Dec 25, 2022
Ok
RomanceRe: This Nairalander Has serious Mental Issues by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:17pm On Dec 24, 2022
Samfloxin:
You said July 2020 and you are talking about 4 years. Are you using a different calendar abi na you dey mad?
Na you dey mad, the guy get 400+ post dating back to 2018 all talking about doomsday.
I just stumbled upon his post on a,2020 thread
Learn to read and understand
RomanceRe: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
But what is wrong with the world?

Sex! Sex! Sex!

That is all you all can think about.

Must you have sex with her?
Here in Switzerland, sex is free and no big deal
RomanceRe: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:58pm On Dec 24, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
Bros, not all that glitter is gold. So many lives, destinies, jobs, careers, etc will be lost in this season nd 80% of it's causes will be sex. Sex will kill so many pple this month, don't be one of the victims
Na poor man mentality una get
Try travel the world and see how cheap sex is
Na only Africans dey carry sex for head
RomanceThis Nairalander Has serious Mental Issues by JackDaAlienz(op): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
I happened to stumble upon a thread from July 2020.

Lo and behold this is what I saw

Righteousness89:
The World is no longer the same!

Mysterious Mysteries All over The World!

China, India, Europe and the Middle being Ravaged and Destroyed by Uncontrollable Floods.

River turning to Blood

Locusts invading Nations like Soldiers

Mountains and Rocks Collapsing on their own Accord

Signs in the sky allover the World

Architectural palaces are falling and collapsing like ordinary paper

World class Automobiles are carried away Ike toy..

Hail stones falling and destroying homes and properties in Nations.

Hail storm,Tornadoes, Fires ravaging the Nations

Covid-19 still closing chapters of Men and Women

Dangerous Creatures showing up themselves in Nations..

If you are still holding on to this World as your Hope , you are of all Men most Miserable!

Be Ready Folks! Live Ready Folks!

The Owner and Creator of The Heavens and The Earth is Sending a Message! Many are still ignoring and living anyhow!

JESUS IS COMING! Be Ready! To avoid Stories that touch the Heart
THIS mad man has been shouting end time for the past 4 good years on nairaland. 4!!!! Years

I can bet my life savings that in 2045 he will still be shouting end time.

I feel real pity for his children,
He will cage them and make them cram all bible verses.
THIS guy is a lunatic
RomanceRe: The Pressure To Get Married As A Guy At 30 by JackDaAlienz(op): 8:24pm On Dec 17, 2022
Truvelisback:
Do as he has said. There is time for everything. It is time for u to retire from being a sex freak and a playboy. No fear, marriage no be do or die affair. If the marriage get as e be, u can still pull out. However, no do court marriage.
Can you elaborate on why court marriage is a bad idea
RomanceRe: The Pressure To Get Married As A Guy At 30 by JackDaAlienz(op): 8:23pm On Dec 17, 2022
Truvelisback:
Do as he has said. There is time for everything. It is time for u to retire from being a sex freak and a playboy. No fear, marriage no be do or die affair. If the marriage get as e be, u can still pull out. However, no do court marriage.
RomanceRe: The Pressure To Get Married As A Guy At 30 by JackDaAlienz(op): 4:54pm On Dec 17, 2022
Jeon:
Please don't get in anything that is related to marriage.
I'm so confused cry
RomanceThe Pressure To Get Married As A Guy At 30 by JackDaAlienz(op): 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2022
My elder bro just got married and today he sat me down and lectured me that it is time I make move and get married.

Personally I'm a freak for sex with ladies
I'm a natural playboy and the thought of getting married is doing me somehow.
My big bro senior me with 2 years and now he has married and me I'm still waiting for the "Right One"

I don't have a high salary to maintain a family
But my big bro has sworn to support me only if i take marriage serious.

What should I do?
Should I go ahead and find a decent girl to marry since my big bro said he will sponsor everything for me?
RomanceRe: Doctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op): 3:12pm On Dec 15, 2022
CANDYDADDY:
.


That is not normal from just being high


I HAVE HIV


RIP TO ME IN ADVANCE
I will come and eat rice at your burial. Fool
RomanceRe: Doctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2022
Jennyclay:
That's good for you.
Stop drinking to stupor but you guys will not listen.
You dey craze angry
RomanceRe: Doctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op):
lifenajeje:
Go and drink water ..

Each time u stool or vomit take water

Meanwhile get tetracycline capsule and flagyl 400mg from a pharmacy explain how u feel so they tell u the recommended dosage ..

Funny thing be say even aboki kiosk dey sell the drugs ..

Note : ur condition may not be as a result of the palmwine ..

Pls let us know when u get better .
Thank you so much
I haven't fall sick since January this year
This is my first time falling sick this year
I'm so weak to even go outside.
All this happened after we drank palm wine yesterday.
I strongly believe the palm wine caused this
RomanceRe: Doctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op): 2:46pm On Dec 15, 2022
fman:
Take small stout!!
The whole pressure will calm
This is not the time for jokes
This is serious matter
RomanceRe: Doctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op): 2:39pm On Dec 15, 2022
My big bro hasn't picked up my call

I'm guessing he is feeling sick

And he drank more than me
RomanceDoctors On Nairaland HELP!!!!! by JackDaAlienz(op):
Yesterday I went for marriage introduction of my big bro

Long story short, we drank palm wine
I personally drank 3 cups
Everything was fine

Until midnight, I woke up with a very serious stomach ache, I went to toilet and my stool was very watery.

I feel very weak, vomiting 2 times already
I'm also feeling a small fever

Please doctors in the house, what drug should I take?
I will never drink palm wine again angry angry
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates At The 16th Summit Of Lake Chad (Photos) by JackDaAlienz(m): 4:43pm On Nov 29, 2022
Ok
RomanceRe: How Much For Hookup In Your Area? by JackDaAlienz(op): 5:46pm On Nov 09, 2022
DaddyCK:
bro 2k will get u kiss...at least u will chop kiss...thats goood enough bro!! cheesy
Nawa oooo
Just for odinary kiss angry angry
And the girl fit no even Sabi kiss

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