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This one no be cake. Na CURSE!!!

OP you're not alone! I have the same disease. I need help too.

And your source is.............

Hmmmmm obviously they both have murdered written English. But as long as they understand each other's message(s) ,it's fine by me. Imagine sitting next to and copying from either of them, during an English OBJ exam. Hmmmmm

For real ? Buh it's daily times nah. Maybe he wasn't dead. Anyway, video of the "corpse" doing it or ahdonbilivit!

eme1n:
Put it in garri for a while, battery out!!

Garri or rice? The method I know of, involves rice. remove the phone battery and place the phone in a bag of rice for 24hrs to have all the water sucked out.

Christians follow Christ. O. O. O members follow Obu(a mere mortal by the way) . So triple O is more or less a cult. they are not Christians. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. Any other so called way to the FATHER is not the real deal.

Lol. Just know you're in deep poo!

Assassin

It's called multitasking! A dangerous one though. Stingy man! cos I'm sure it wouldn't cost much to have those wipers fixed.

gentlesinna:
Hmmm dis write up is xactly about me.i hv bn dating a girl for some years nw nd if am not mistaken dis is d fifth time she is aborting aaa pregnancy for me.nd d funniest tin is dat I can not marry her bcs of so many things Wich I hv bn tellin her.but she is still insistin.as am even typing dis,she is pregnant for me again.

Please end the relationship. Since she's unable to leave, leave her. She will be hurt but you'd be helping her. If ure certain u won't marry her, please leave now.

You're permitted to own more than one mobile phone. So, buy both.

donholy28:
See lie...op girl no fit commit abortion successfully reach 10 times

It's just a figure anyway. not real. But just to show its been done more than once.

Why do most men ask the above question ? Usually when a guy asks such question, the end of that relationship is in the offing. OK, picture this, they both have been in a relationship for years. And suddenly the lady realizes she can't hide her real age behind make-up anymore and begins to pester the man;who has been eating her cake "free of charge" for many years. she begins to pester him for marriage.
On his part, he's somewhat ready for marriage (I would have used the term, ready to "settle down", but what number of married men actually "settle down" these days after marriage? 1 out of 10).
But then he begins to "doubt" if she's truly the one for marriage. But of course he never had doubts concerning her being "the one" for countless sex romps and series of abortions. I don't blame him for having such doubts. After all, we are African Men. And we need large families. "But after all these abortions,she go fit born again"? He asks? But she did them for you nor!
Anyway, the excuses begin to spill in : "my mum doesn't approve of this marriage" ,"Our village oracle forbids marriage beyond our tribe", "I don't think we're compatible" ,"you're too materialistic" bla bla bla and my favourite, "my pastor says you're not the one for me". After how many years?
Poor woman. She attacks, threatens, weeps, laments,fights, curses etc. And suddenly it dawns on her the number of times she has aborted and how she has supposedly suffered with said man. And so much more. Unfortunately there's little she can do. Finally, the bobo still moves on to be with another "fresh" lady. Smh.. .. .. ..
So then, what went wrong? Who missed it? Who's at fault? It's really complicated. But I've learnt it's the woman who mostly ends up the victim while the man strolls off to begin a new phase. Since she's mostly the victim,I feel it's up to the woman to "protect" herself - body, mind and soul! Or what do you think?

P.S. . . The above write up stems from what the OP has heard, seen and read(mostly form NL) and not the OP's personal experience. Hence the opening question.

You don't want to pay the person ure owing, abi? Na it make u wan block calls ni? U must pay oh. . On a serious note, try true caller app. U may like it. It doesn't show "line busy" . It only makes that annoying sound when calls don't go through.

I feel Ladies engage in a lot of "uncomfortable" stuff, just for the sake of the men folk(either to please or to capture a man's attention) . I'm sure that's the reason some ladies put on very uncomfortable high heels (which they can't even walk well with and put on minis) . "It's uncomfortable but if it will make him notice me, I must wear" . Not necessary though.

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With what network? Glo? And did u change ur apn to blackberry.net? Do that n reboot

I wouldn't lay a finger on them. On the other hand, the person who kept that paint within their reach would really get it hot from me.

Location

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When you've repeated primary 5 for 3 times and it's no longer funny.

Eyesore! With their "toothpicks"

Wetin consine me? I send anybody to sing anaconda? And as for this yeye photoshopping apprentice, ........WHAT ARE THOSE on ur feet?

God is His word. The Bible was written through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit of God. He gives insight to those who are thirsty for His word. Please Do not try to apply logic to God's words. Get to a point in your life where you become a fool before God. Only then will you understand. Read the word for yourself. Ask the Holy Spirit to interpret. He always does. Do not rely on someone else's interpretations. False prophets abound.

emorse:
You obviously haven't seen this. lol

@ dressing like a traffic light!

A photo of when Skiibii supposedly "collapsed" and "died" this morning. Looks like same outfit and same location to me.

This is a photo Soso posted of Skiibii on his instagram page 2 weeks ago.

spill:
The black lady image was photoshoped.

The "black lady" is Diezani Alison-Madueke - a former Nigerian petroleum minister.