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Gibsonworld05:
Fotoshop bursted. FTC??

Bros relax first! No be FP be this yet. Lol

Chai!!!

ajasa4link:
Congrats bro.... On a lighter note, so u are telling me u are being paid as a man to handle female yansh all in the name of nursing abi? Ba komi.

nursing has evolved bro. U sef. Lol.

Some time last year, yours truly was invited to a job interview in one of the biggest and best private hospitals in Port Harcourt. Getting to the conference hall of the hospital, I met 9 other Nurses who were there for the same exercise. While waiting, we exchanged pleasantries and became chatty. In the process, I realized I was the least qualified; having just graduated with an RN certificate from a school of nursing . Poor me. Now the fear and doubts descended heavily on me. I asked myself what exactly I thought I was doing in the midst of nurses with BSc, years of working experience, double qualifications etc. Hmmmmmmmm. At some point, I got so discouraged, stood up and left. Getting to the gate, I decided to listen to the inner voice beckoning me to return. I retraced my steps. Soon after, the day's business began. An essay. check. A tough written interview. check. Then the oral interview(I was called in last). Check. it was now time to have a one on one convo with the interviewers; 2 very non-smiling Stern looking ladies. This time I was called in first. "we loved your essay. It was the best we've read here today" . My head swoll and nearly burst open. "Was it a real life experience or you made that all up?" . "real life experience, Ma" . and bla bla bla. I was told I was the least qualified. Tell me something I don't already know. My spirits sank! But they were willing to offer me a chance, to gain experience. "thank God", I muttered. "But", she continued, "you would be placed on a 35k salary, for a start" . What? Inner man screaming here. But outwardly, I remained calm, nodded and said it was OK. That all I really needed was the job experience(big fat lie jare) . The other lady asked if I was sure I was OK with the amount, I affirmed I was. The other repeated same question. I still nodded in the affirmative. Hmmmmm. I was asked to call in the next applicant while I waited. Few minutes later, he came out and another went in. He told us how he was offered "rubbish" as salary. "can you imagine? 60k for a start? I told them it's 90k or nothing. I know my worth. Bla bla bla". If only he knew what I was offered. well, he had a higher degree. So I understood his frustration. When all the applicants had been attended to, 4 out of the 10 where called in again. I made the cut. And was called in first again. "Congratulations! You've been offered the job. You and the other 3 will be taken round for an orientation exercise immediately so you can start work on Monday. And also your salary won't be 35k as earlier stated, but.. .... .. . (yea u guessed right. Lol. Twas a higher and far better figure) yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! "is this new amount OK with you?" she asked. I hid the excitement wella and offered a "Yes Ma". In my mind, I was like, " Back home, my state government don't even pay that much for my level" . And of course, oga 90k was dropped. We later learned that the ladies who interviewed us deliberately reduced the salary figures. Because one of the ladies who had same qualification with the 90k dude was started off on 90k. But according to her, she was initially told it would be 60k(same thing they did to me and oga 90k or nothing . Lol). I can't say why they did so. But I'm glad I didn't fall for that.
Fast forward to last night, I received my salary alert and couldn't stop smiling. It wasn't the usual amount I had been seeing for the past 1 year plus. There was a pleasure giving increase. Lol. At some point I felt there was a mistake. Lol. then I remembered we were promised a salary review after a year. Hmmmmm. I am counting my blessings. I would have missed this if I had stuck to what I felt I was worth back then. today I'm receiving more than what I thought I was worth. and I'm also back in school for my BSc. God is too good.

This is what happens when a woman chooses to marry a "boy" wrapped in a man's clothing.

Who kills innocent drivers who refuse to part with 500.00? Police
Who gets drunk and falls into smelly gutter water while on duty? Police
Who fights with each other over a girl and kill each other, also killing the Girl they quarelled over? police.
Who arrest criminals and turn around to release said criminals after taking bribe from them? Police
Who arrives at the crime scene an hour after the criminals have left? Police.

Police is your friend! If I hear!!

running:
how did u combine two antibiotic,were they recommended for you by your doctor.

Again,it was only the first time that I did blood culture that Heavy growth of staph was found,I took some medication including herb.and now for than 3 times I have gone for another lab it always shows no bacteria found but I still experience the symptoms.what do u suggest I do.pls help.

Yes they were prescribed by the doctor. with the help of the test I did. What symptoms do u have exactly? Cos mine was severe waist pain alone. Nothing else. And I did not even finish the treatment when I felt relieved. What are ur symptoms?

running:
please how did u cure the staph? I mean the drugs u use,please can u prescribe them for me

Firstly a urine test I did tested positive for staph. Jointly a culture and sensitivity test was done to know the right antibiotics the bacteria was susceptible to. I got the antibiotics. I combined two antibiotics. Took the right dosage n for the right duration. After a month, I bought 2 bottles of staph wiper from a herbal dealer. That was it. Went back for another test a month later n nothing was found. Taking the antibiotics alone would have sufficed. But I opted for both ways n it worked for me.

?? PELVIC INFLAMMATORY DISEASE.

You have a good heart. He helped you get the job. But at the end of the day, u were able to "keep" your job. Unfortunately he couldn't keep his. That's no fault of yours. Nobody wants to be associated with mediocrity. it's OK to feel bad about your friend's situation. But it would be stupid to quit your job cos u feel it would cheer your friend up. I'm sure deep down, your friend doesn't want u to quit. that would be selfish of him. Give him some time to come around.

xtervaganza:
Me a minor? I can't stop laughing.



A graduate a minor?



A soon to be landlord a minor?



An engineer with over 4 years working experience a minor?



I don't know what else to tell you but I pray and hope you receive your healing

The fact that you had to list the above unnecessary details just to prove you're not a minor, only makes you more guilty. And by the way, nobody cares!

xtervaganza:
and when foreigners insult your country you ope. Your mouth like goat

After reading your comment, I initially wanted to retaliate. but I advised myself to check your profile first. When I found a child's picture there,I immediately saw the futility in retaliating. After all this is nairaland. No age restrictions. Heaven forbid I exchange words with a minor!

Sweetrolly:
I HAVE NOT HAD UNPROTECTED SEX BEFORE BECAUSE AM ALWAYS CAREFUL AND I HAVE GONE FOR A COMPUTER SCAN BUT THEY SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY BROKEN BONE

Like I earlier wrote, staph isn't solely contracted through sex. Writing from experience. If I hadn't done the test I wouldn't have suspected it. A friend had a similar waist pain wahala n guess what the cause was? Yours may not be caused by the same culprit but still just run the test just to rule that one out. Yours may be a dislocation but seeing that uve already ruled that out, it won't hurt to carry out another investigation.

Debeaking still remains the best option oh. and unfortunately the only option I know.

Have u had unprotected sex? Or have you used a public toilet? Just to be on the safe side, carry out a culture and sensitivity test and test for STIs especially staphylococcus aureus as well. it could be anything else. Mine was due to staph(mind u, it's not contracted through sex alone). Buh I'm 101% OK now.

#when your wife is Nigerian.

The lady would rather sink than hand over the key(which is in her possession), to the man, so he can free himself and in turn save her?

OP run for your dear life. Run as far as you can. unfortunately the dude is gay. I've been asked same before. I got to know the meaning the hard way. Enough said!

I sure won't waste my "R. I. Ps" on any of these fools, should the inevitable occur.

Don't over drink the water. Too much of everything. .. .. .... .. ..... And get your blood glucose tested.

Counting the ceiling when you don't know what to write in an exam hall. And the examiner is keenly watching u so u can't giraffe.

All their life's plans, businesses, education, struggles etc gone. ended. just like that. Would they have believed it would end for them today and through this manner? I guess not. Hmmmmm. RIP.

Wee-Wee/Farting Inter State Competition.

Whether you believe it or not, these are all males! As in, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Ajikpako:
Ape

Ajikpako actually!

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Before I say "pim", remove that rusty chain from that pretty dog's neck. u wan give am kro-kro? Get her a collar please.

PhockPhockMan:
Foolish OP, is it anointing oil you use for libations in your evil coven?

Don't mind the fool. Anointing oil has now turned to libation. Pity.

A human body ; painted to blend in with the environment. He or She lies in the middle.