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Abeg Hold tightly to their leashes oh. especially Beast's. at least for that poor woman's sake;returning from the market.

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INTROVERT:
The driver came out through the window

You're wrong. The driver came out of the car first. then the car drove and parked itself. I should know better cos I was there.

Hebrews 10:25

It's just a phone call. Not a marriage proposal. call the dude already. but keep all your security alerts on.

Unfortunately we are now living in the age where right is wrong. And wrong is right. No more morals. OP be a man that you are. stand your ground. raise your standards. In a world where "everyone is doing it", it's only those who go in the opposite direction that are expensive. If your girl isn't cool with your decision, let her walk. Luckily she will find another guy who will sleep with her as many times as she wants, while also secretly sleeping with other ladies too. That's the kind of man she deserves. In the nearest future, she will post on Linda ikeji blog how her husband has been sleeping with other women and has no respect for her anymore. Mtchwwwwww

This fish has the ebola virus. I can tell from the size of its teeth. Please OP throw it back into the river. Thank me later

kay29000:
No; you no lie. Money solves a lot of problems.

Money solves a lot of problems but Jesus solves "every" problem. Try talking to Him about your pain. It's way better than suicide.

And who says I can't save all 3? Hmmmmm.

I was an expert in this. God forgive me.

chigoizie7:
Stand under sun? Bros, that one na real suffernes nah.

LOL. No be u wan black?

chigoizie7:
Na dat black guy sure pass, unfortunately, I am light skinned.


Is there any darkening cream around?

Yes. Charcoal ebony lotion. Or a more natural approach : stand under very hot sun for 2 hours every day.

Johnnoah1st:
bro he be like say u GO USE google oo.

Just did. Google says they're covering their toothpicks.

What are they covering with their hands?

Make sure your own mouth odour supercedes his or hers by a 101% . Before the kiss, eat onions, garlic, rotten egg and any other stinking stuff you can lay your hands on. By the time he or she wakes up from their coma(as a result of kissing u), they will learn to take care of their breath before kissing another. Mtchwwwwww

From this post and from the others before it, you seem to be really "into you" .

Father please help me make heaven. because it would be devastating if I claim to be a Christian and at the end of time find my self in hell with this blasphemous souls.

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Don't fret. He will loose them all and grow white teeth. Hope you're not administering any tetracycline.

Where's the photo?

C. That's my guy John Cena.

AfricanApple:
call Jenner and asked her

Don't u mean,"ask him"? Lol

Cutehector:
He is gay...

OK oh

Since men are now cutting off their "we-we" and getting "vjay-jays" instead, thereby calling themselves transgenders: if a man sleeps with such a transgender, knowingly or unknowingly, should he be called gay? Or is there a specific name for such a man?

The frog's body as a whole, is the horse's head. And the leaf-like surface on which the frog is squatting is actually the horse's mane.

A piece of advice to you. It helped me. It may help you too. Serve God for who He is. And not because of what you want Him to do. And you won't even know when He gave you that thing you were asking for. It will take you by surprise when you focus on the Giver and not the gift. God bless you.

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No blood. so chicken is still alive.

So saddening.