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Travel › Re: Family Escapes Death As Steel Ring Falls Off Trailer & Crushed Car In Magboro by Jackeeh(m): 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2015

DedeNkem:
He's good my as*s. Why did your god let it happen in the first place?

How does having the poor victim's car smashed, deserve praising your invisible god in the sky?

Christians take so much pride in ignorance!

God is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooood. For the records,I'm talking about the one and only JEHOVAH.

Travel › Re: Family Escapes Death As Steel Ring Falls Off Trailer & Crushed Car In Magboro by Jackeeh(m): 2:35pm On Oct 03, 2015

DedeNkem:
He's good my as*s. Why did your god let it happen in the first place?

How does having the poor victim's car smashed, deserve praising your invisible god in the sky?

Christians take so much pride in ignorance!

God is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooood

Nairaland General › Re: (photos) Take A Closer Look At This MENU, What Wrong With It. by Jackeeh(m): 1:20am On Oct 03, 2015

Looks more like a porn menu.

Crime › Re: PICS:::A Weird-looking Man With No Skin On His Head Was Caught stealing by Jackeeh(m): 9:51pm On Oct 02, 2015

1trillionlikes:
just let him go before he hugs someone

so what happens if he hugs someone?

Politics › Re: Dieziani's Arrest: Why Buhari Should Not Be Hailed by Jackeeh(m): 8:53pm On Oct 02, 2015

Uhmmmmm whether Buhari is sincere oh or not sincere with anti-corruption oh, Diezani has been arrested. That's a step. Let's begin from somewhere.

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Travel › Re: Family Escapes Death As Steel Ring Falls Off Trailer & Crushed Car In Magboro by Jackeeh(m): 8:49pm On Oct 02, 2015

Hmmmmm. God is good!

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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike And Wife Allegedly Reconcile (photos) - Splendormag.com by Jackeeh(m): 3:26pm On Oct 01, 2015*

Space for sale oh!

Technology Market › Help With S6 Cracked Screen by Jackeeh(op): 9:04pm On Sep 30, 2015

Please where can I fix my S6 cracked glass or change the whole body? Is that even possible? In PH. Please assist with any helpful info. Thanks.

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Phones › Where To Fix S6 Cracked Glass by Jackeeh(op): 8:44pm On Sep 30, 2015

Please where can I fix my S6 cracked glass or change the whole body? Is that even possible? In PH. Please assist with any helpful info. Thanks.

Celebrities › Re: Girl Strips Naked At Shopping Mall Because Boyfriend Didn’t Buy Her Iphone 6 by Jackeeh(m): 1:47pm On Sep 30, 2015

Serves him(the boyfriend) right!

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When He Says He Lives In A Storey Building by Jackeeh(m): 10:42am On Sep 30, 2015

Before nko? That's a 1 storey building. Lemme rephrase ; that's a 1 storey shrine!

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Family › Re: Help! He Snores by Jackeeh(m): 2:17pm On Sep 29, 2015

egbedore:
This is not a pillow controlled snoring as he doesn't use pillow yet he snores like a chain saw!

@ chainsaw. You better serve him quit notice then. Or maybe he has to work on his weight.

Celebrities › Re: Emir Sanusi's Bride, Sa'adatu, On Their Wedding Day (Photo) by Jackeeh(m): 12:30pm On Sep 29, 2015

Why is she looking so................. purple? Nice dentition BTW.

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Crime › Re: I Will Soon Die— Grandpa Taunts N30m Land Fraud Victim by Jackeeh(m): 12:22pm On Sep 29, 2015

Family › Re: Help! He Snores by Jackeeh(m): 11:49am On Sep 29, 2015

zinachidi:
cover his mouth with enough masking tape while he sleeps,, and then cover one of his nostrils with tissue paper(1 oo, not the two nostrils b4 u suffocate him to death).. He won't snore again.

Family › Re: Help! He Snores by Jackeeh(m): 11:30am On Sep 29, 2015*

I once had a room mate who could shake any building's foundation with his snoring. I needed cash so when he offered to move in with me,I didn't object. I'd wake up many nights frustrated and unable to sleep again till dawn. I'd get up and pinch his nostrils together so he couldn't breath well for some seconds( I wasn't trying to kill him. I was desperate). So don't judge me. he'd wake up,momentarily stop snoring only to resume again with full force. I'd hit him with a broom. He would wake up only to find me pretending to be deeply asleep. He would sit there wondering what hit him only to lie down again and resume with full force. I opted for headphones every night. It didn't work. I talked to him. He apologised. Yet the snoring didn't stop. Finally I was advised to make him sleep without a pillow. Yes. No pillow. Nothing to elevate his head. For the first time since he moved in,I was able to sleep well. Laying his head on a flat surface(no pillow) worked wonders.

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Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake Killed In My Lodge This Morning by Jackeeh(m): 9:23am On Sep 28, 2015

No pics?

Fashion › Re: Ifeoma Jennifer Ohia Is Miss Grand Nigeria 2015 As Tonto Dikeh Head Judges (PIX by Jackeeh(m): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2015

Looks like a drag queen.

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Celebrities › Denrele Falls Off Stage. (Screenshots) . by Jackeeh(op): 12:15pm On Sep 26, 2015*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Py-WrE4D8&feature=youtu.be

Screenshots. Video not loading.

Let's all pray he wasn't greatly hurt. cool

Travel › Re: Trailer Crushes 10s To Death In Odukpani Road, CRS (graphic Photos) by Jackeeh(m): 6:33pm On Sep 25, 2015

Hmmmmm

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 7:22pm On Sep 23, 2015

tohpahz:
How are you .
. student or practicing pls?

Practicing.

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 11:52am On Sep 22, 2015

tohpahz:
hey there. U a nurse?

Guilty!

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 11:51am On Sep 22, 2015

[quote author=sammy5545 post=38263939]i am fucking a married nurse now so u lie[/quote

Enjoy. I don't envy u. Same will be done with ur wife.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 11:46am On Sep 22, 2015

sammy5545:
Bleep u

Time for your afternoon meds!

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 11:07am On Sep 22, 2015

TolaOluwatosin:
i have a doctor friend, guy 90% Of female nurses are promiscuous. Him de gist me of escapades

Male doctors are known to most times "exaggerate" and most times lie, over their so called "escapedes" with female nurses. Truth be told, nurse or no nurse, a loose lady is a loose lady.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 10:52am On Sep 22, 2015

passionate88:
@bolded, no wonder.

Yes wonder tongue

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Finaly Got A Job, Help Me Praise God by Jackeeh(m): 10:17am On Sep 22, 2015

PapaNnamdi:
i am believing God for my testimony,
this thread is built on faith,

Celebrating in advance with u!

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 7:58am On Sep 22, 2015

ChiSun27:
My bro....the disadvantages too much. What about the home front? Especially where the kids are involved.

That is no issue at all. Unless you want a stay at home wife ; so many wives n mothers go out every day to make a living. A female lecturer goes out to lecture during the day, that married woman trader is in the market from morning to night, same goes for that married female doctor. They all "go out" to make a living. And they have kids as well. Are their kids neglected? No. So why should a female nurse' home front suffer because she has gone out to work, like her other female counterparts in other fields?

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 7:38am On Sep 22, 2015

ChiSun27:
Op....ow many times do you want to sleep at night without your wife to warm your bed?

Female nurses are not always permanently placed on night shifts. Unless she wants it that way, then it can be arranged. They run shifts ; day n night.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Marrying Female Nurses? by Jackeeh(m): 7:12am On Sep 22, 2015

Not all men though. Female Nurses are stereotypically branded "rude" n "loose" . Same goes for female bankers. This is unfair though. A woman's profession is unconnected to her character or choices in life. If she's rude n loose, she has always been that way ; even before she "became" a nurse. To all the married, decent and polite female nurses out there, I salute you!
From your male colleague wink

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Properties › Re: This House Got People asking, "What Was He Thinking?" by Jackeeh(m): 9:26am On Sep 21, 2015

The building is owned by Mr(papi) & Mrs(mami) Water. Or who else would choose such a location to build anything? huh

Family › Re: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by Jackeeh(m): 9:23am On Sep 21, 2015*

Sure he'll pay you back! Or is he not your boyfriend again? He'll surely pay back. IN KIND! meanwhile, As you're buying, just kiss ur 93k goodbye.

If u had agreed to get him the shoe, he would have agreed he's your husband. Now he's angry u tried to reason with him ; One of the qualities of a gold digging boyfriend. OP if this isn't enough eye opener for u, then I smh 4u.

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