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Till them bring the evidence koro koro
No try USA oh.... No try them at all
See how they bring evidence against that french man
Who kept saying it a lie

E sweet.....
Make i call ma bros ask am
Chai God nye m visa ka m la hafuo nigeria na buhari

Heyyyyy/y heyyyyy which kind thing be dis
Not a gal
Not a boy
Not a transgendered
Werin u be now

T72 dayum
If we now have M1 abrams
Tank dat can shoot satellite in space.... Dat can can hmmm make i no talk

Download your song n corrupt my memory wif crap
Beta put on youtube nexttime
Selfish ppl.... Height of selfishness..... Want me to add ur song to beautiful playlist that have tiwa...wizkid and beiber

They are lucky oh
Dey wud have been taken to court
I think they ran away
If they step foot inside USA again.... Hmmm dey mite face jail time

I know say na ebonyi state

That backward okpa and chewing stick selling ppl

Theonly thing they knw os push wheelbarrow at onitsha and sell abacha..... Ebonyi state for auction.... Useless state.... Disgracing my tribe

Dayo leave all this nairaland jor

I dey feel you

Move on jor free the gal


They r many more sophisticated gals dat will jump in ur range rover


Money money is love til thy kingdom come.... Dahs y we hustle.... And make d gals knw say na d money we use cach u

OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion.

BUHARI
/boo-ha-ree:/

Noun: buhari
1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough;
e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses"
Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous
grueling, painful, hellish;
Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple.

Verb: buharify, buharicate,
buharification;
2. to make complex, worse, unbearable;
e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here"
"The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process"
Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate;
Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate.

Adjective: buharific
3. terrible, hectic, difficult;
Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny;
Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant.
e.g "How were your final exams? It was quite un-buharific!!!"

How will i be quarrelling with my supposed wife and still eat her food..... Hey makes no sense.... She will laugh at me saying see am yeye man.... I think say him dey quarrel.... Him neva jam

How wil i be quarrelling wif my wife and show it to outsiders that all is not well.... Women una get wahala oh..... If we announce our quarrel to every1 dat one ul say am a useless man who cant act matured..... Besides is it nt time and we settle again

Keepin malice wif kids i have no point on dat one hehe

Zeze06:
doing drugs is more honourable than this


Na here you go get mouth, you no go get mouth when ur brothers dey hawk drugs up and down the world like Okpa 9th mile.

Do they travel to asia to do business

Yearly ibos travel to china.... Vietnam conducting business

The percentage that are drug pushers are less than .5% yes I CAN proudly say that

That shows only a frustrated few push drugs..... Ibos are resilient..... Hardworking....creative

They say we push drugs...... All the useless touts and omoniles are their crimes any less..... Are they not worse.... Making money they neva worked for..... Just becaise the useless nigeria favors their tribe.....u come on nairaland abi na triballand spewing rubbish.

Damn touts....rapist...ritualist imbued sophristocated tribee lubbish

Better late than never


It is a thing of pride among his ppl that i conclude now

Raping raping rapists

Must all the ppl raping be southwest haba

Haba..... If my daughter.....niece....sister ever bring a yoruba thug say he wan marry.... One of their two will go into oblivion..... Disgust spits......

I am more of the opinion she moved with the flow
She saw an opportunity and struck
She was not after ur tablet to me
She just wanted the free ride

How come he was stil on dialysis after getting a new kidney
I hop say he did not misuse that kidney

Women
Women
Women
See your beautiful family
Go they follow van vicker
Women..... U ppl are mysteries oh

We see the resemblance
I wonder what made you do it though
Hmmmm

goldbim:
Really,its her business!!when will people stop giving all these celebs undeserved attention??it's her life!!

This your comment ehn






















U wil get all u desire today and this week walao

God bless you

The attention we give these celebs ehn

Just the brief moment that the vegetables are not in freezer..... They wil spoil.... Also is that plane refridgerated

Sha maybe these are not temperature sensitive products

oodua1stson:
Ay wore the same shirt when Ighalo presented him with the Jersey

Wetin you expect from a proper ...



Westerner

They can have all the money but cleanliness

I have lived with most posh.... Rich ones .... I knw wat am saying

Mr Ibu....
The day you will stop looking silly ehn

agabusta:
Keep quiet Oga. Must everything be Yoruba vs Igbo? Someone made a petty myopic comment, the next thing is for you to be introducing a tribal dimension into it. Cant you constructively criticize him the way the other person has been doing?

You sef keep quieter
Every damn thing on this tribal land is yoruba vs Ibo
Pikin wey talk say him mama no go sleep him sef no go sleep
You knw who ur mama our pikin dem lubbish








Mods no ban me oh.... Iv not yet serve ma oda ban finish
I dont knw wat you ppl hav against me
No ban person oh.... If u ban me walai i will carry tribal land go lagos high court
Cos yorubas wey don commit pass me are roaming free on tribal land lubbish

Earth2Metahuman:
Hmmm

Like I always say, the problem with Nigerian hospitals is not the lack of infrastructures or equipments... It the assholes medical practitioners who lack human feelings

Only chose the carrier because of the prestige and not because they are humanists like they should be.

Op we shared the same story but mine is worse cos I lost my brother and my mum is not over it till today to these ediotic medical practitioners we have in Nigeria.

That's why I will never advice anyone to visit Nigerian hospitals or doctors, if they didnt kill you, they will add to your problem with their lackadaisical attitude especially at the general hospitals.
If you have small headache and you have a chance of traveling out to sane societies where doctors see humans as humans and not just another chicken for their next paycheck, please do.

You said the truth
Only ppl dat have not lost som1 to the syatem will come and defend doctors and nurses

Baroba:
Bros, there are good doctors and nurses, like in every profession you will always get bad eggs.. I am a Dr in UK and I work with a lot of amazing Nigerian colleagues, I know there is deep rot in our healthcare system just like in every other institution in Nigeria.. Its totally uncalled for to call Medics and Nurses nonsense human beings, some of these people dedicate their lives working long graveyard shifts just to keep people alive, unfortunately it news like OP's you will always hear ( which he has every right to voice) but not countless lives that have been saved... One thing I strongly advocate is to have a system whereby bad health care staff are weeded out completely..

Do not support ir colleagues here in nigeria
Ppl die of most silly ailments here
Becuase of buy rhis buy that
If u come to nigeria and practice ul do one of two things
Be sacking ur staff everyday for lackadisical attitude.... Or turn to them as well filled wif pride hangin all ur uk certificates on the wall

armadeo:
Dude. Sorry about your loss. I completely understand how You feel.

Medical personnel don't understand that people who come to you comemfoe help and they are lackadaisical when it comes to doing thier JOBS!!

I feel sad whenever I read such, in my experience many are guilty fromnDrs to nurses to every other staff.

Let me say an experience I had that till shocks me till date. ( I am a doctor).

We had a patient who bled a lot following a surgery and was rushed back some days adyer discharge after he collapsed. I was rushing and grabbing everything in reach to resuscitate this man while doing all this the junior Dr attached to me told me it was after 4 that traffic would build up to her house that she wanted to know how long we would stay.

Believe me I was shocked into complete paralysis. I looked at the man I was managing thinking maybe I was hallucinating the entire episode and a gasping man wasn't under my hands. But There he was.

I ensured the severest punishment for her attitude was given to her ( not complete disqualification) but even my HOD who had never heard my voice above a certain pitch heard me scream when I was reporting the case.

I asked for her dismissal but was said to be too angry on that issue. Well the man survived. I know what I went through, how many times I ran from home to the hospital at night because of him, because that is what I am paid to do.

I think it a thing of pride were patients ask to see me personally just because of the attention I give to them. I am not blowing my trumpet. Just today alone I have gotten 3 bottles of wine and a package which contains imported tomatoes and other stuff from walk in patients.

This is what I live for.

We need to know why we are doing what we do. I always assume my patient to be my relative, some can be annoying but nobody goes to a mechanic to check a well functioning car.

God bless you

My bro is a medical doctor as well.... Though looking for residency.... I knw he has a heart like urs

God will bless you.... We need medical ppl dat actually have empathy

Our doctors will lose licences if they tried this overseas

Wat baffles me is that wen dese useless nurses and doctors go overseas they completely cjange.... But in nigeria they hav heart of stone

We need cjanges cos wat iv seeb is that no family wit a relative on brink of death ever acts up.... They humbled cos they just want a live saved n will literally lick ur shoe just to save their relativ life.... But our nurses dont see that.... They see dem as nuisances

Op so sorry.... I can relate to ur loss

Nigeria health system is so messed up

The only thing we know how to do is child delivery and we suck at that as well

Many ppl have lost ppl over such 18th century processes

Nurses and matrons are gods

The hellfire waiting for nurses is doing press up

Resident doctors have saved countless lives cos they are the ones alongside registrars that actually work

Nigeria need changes

Govt is not our problem..... We ourself arr problems

Tomoro hospitals will strike asking for this and that


Wen dey get demands does it trickle down to you and me

No wonder cough big man don enta plane go UK

Wow wow wow

Ojb dead

So young so young

Dude you no marry early but stil congrats

Nuffin wrong woth that kiss

Remember murray bruce is an expert at all etiquettes of the world

Nothin in dat kiss

If he plants it on her lips nko

Madness no dey sell again....
Lookin mu h more better nice

All the things you could have become.... You threw it away because of a gal
Gal dat wont mourn you
Gal dat if der is runs wil stil play on said day of ur death
Gal dat if she dey Hot go stil collect kpekus today wey u die
Sha sara.... Ur own chapter hav close

Solid star you don spoil runs oh

What can the guy have done to damage you than chop kpekus

You wicked bros walai