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Celebrities / Re: Rita Onyinye Oguebie Visits Pageant Association Scribe by Jacko1(m): 2:38pm On Nov 20, 2016
Ok since say Alexreport dey

No cucumber involved


That chidinma okeke way finer dan this


Pity sge went for packaging competition

Give me car collect am......... I swear next year.... Na orobo and mgbeke suppose full such paegent
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Lagos Police For Assaulting A Lady Who Was Filiming Him by Jacko1(m): 2:44pm On Nov 19, 2016
This guy will defnly have skin cancer


He has overdone it


That niger delta boy own is even finer..


Toke makinwa do.... Dencia do

But this illiterate guy that only had ssce.... Did nt knw wen to stop.... Wen skin cancerr start.... Den he will knw how evil nigerians are

I just feel sorry for him sha

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Celebrities / Re: Austine Okorodudu Uses Tricycle For His Wedding (pics) by Jacko1(m): 2:40pm On Nov 19, 2016
See what you passing your wife through

Tryna be different ..... Lubbish
Crime / Re: Nigerians React To The Execution Of Chijioke Obioha In Singapore by Jacko1(m): 2:34pm On Nov 19, 2016
I will never visit any south asian or middle east country


Bleep em..... Bunch of shy.... Naive short motthereffers with lil dicks

Seems just bearing ibo name at their terminala is enough to get one arrested.... Screw them

They all biatches.... Their men inclusive.... They all gud for one thing.....biatches

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Nairaland / General / Re: Yabatech Graduate Who Sleeps On Roads In Lagos (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 2:46am On Nov 19, 2016
Evry1 wants to stay in lagos even if it means sleeping under beidge


Life is way more easier in the village

There r catholic priests dat will give her a place to lay her head in the mission

But hey knw.... Lagos... Port harcourt or nothing

Go to village... Put ur yabatech knowledge to use in one business

Sha sorry for her still

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Business / Re: The Casket Emeka Offor Buried His Father, Benneth Offor In (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 7:09pm On Nov 18, 2016
Wher is donald trump


I think say una invite am

Only nigerian i knw with a shot of inviting trump is Ben Murray Bruce

Emeka Offor m ma gil kanti now... Ha ga eku si a ma m omenala
Crime / Re: Why The "7-Year-Old Boy" Was Killed In Lagos - Man by Jacko1(m): 11:58pm On Nov 17, 2016
Lookin at the front page comments


That is why jungle justice still thrives


Because they throw new light on the story.... Evry1 is now lik

Ok ok... No wonder e good for am

I mean why kill d nigga. Does it stop anything or change anything. Did he lead them to his gang members


A lot of investigation down the drain and that ia completely stupid

Cut of one hand and den try and catch his other friends.

Incase you dont know jungle justice is the sole reason why they attack ppl with intent to kill

They dont want a victim raising alarm... Leading to their capture. And dat is why they attack lonewalkers



Lets have some sense nigerians
Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerians Fighting Me With Stolen Wealth, Buhari Laments by Jacko1(m): 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2016
Buhari all your talk let me tell you is not deceiving anybody again

Scratch that my company in firstbank.... The yorubas still believe buhari.... Dose niggas its just like he has his balls down their throat


Buhari stop saying all dis bullcrapshit
Its irritating


I blame buhari

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Crime / Re: Police Release Official Statement On Boy Burnt To Death For Stealing (Read) by Jacko1(m): 3:50pm On Nov 17, 2016
I watched the killing of one 12 year old boy around stadium side and vowed neva to watch another lynching

Wen aluu 4 came out.... I refused watchin it cos it will scar me for a long time

Hell no am I watching this shit

Here is a simple solution..... Cut off the guys right arm.... Shikena.... Yes it is barbaric.... But you are not destined for hell fire like the thief


In the end.... I blame buhari
Politics / Re: ICC Invites Malami Over Shi'ites/Army Clash by Jacko1(m): 2:45pm On Nov 16, 2016
Muslims killing muslims is their goddamn business
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Kissing Onyi Alex In A Wedding Outfit by Jacko1(m): 2:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
Man dress no come fit am again sef


He has turned his shape feminine with all those skirt... Blouse ..... And gown
Crime / Re: Man, 24, Caught Defiling Neighbour’s 3-year-old Daughter by Jacko1(m): 2:34pm On Nov 16, 2016
When I was smaller


Defiling was virtually non existent.... Who knows it might have occured


But the surge these days..... Na pornography dey cause these things

Small children...... In peru dis week.... A mob lynched a man to death for this
Celebrities / Re: Susan Garland Suffers Nip Slip At GTB Fashion Weekend [PICS] by Jacko1(m): 8:05pm On Nov 15, 2016
Maybe dat is wat she wanted
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie & His Daughter Model For Ninos Smart Watch (photos) by Jacko1(m): 8:04pm On Nov 15, 2016
Waskolo:
I am waiting for her to grow up, I need that puna


Haba.... Wat u said does not make sense

She go dodge ur bullet in Jesus name sha
Celebrities / Re: D'banj & Olamide Perform At A Wedding Reception In Style by Jacko1(m): 8:02pm On Nov 15, 2016
Eyooo
Wahs poppin ppl
Wow feels nice here
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Kyrian: "I Can Lose My Virginity To Davido" by Jacko1(m): 7:21pm On Nov 15, 2016
All dis stupid slangs
All dese artist create ba force

Jombolo
Katangolo
Pana
Doro bucci
Skelewe
Skelewu
Akpako

Kwantinu
Education / Re: I Hate Reading — Oyindamola Badejo, Bells University Best Graduating Student by Jacko1(m): 6:04pm On Nov 15, 2016
Imagine if you den start reading for 6 hours or even 3

Babe u go invent something be that
Business / Re: Lagos Shop Allows Oyinbo Man Walk Away With N200k Worth Of Goods Without Payment by Jacko1(m): 7:37pm On Nov 14, 2016
Useless Nigerians

They should make effigy of any white man whatsoever and start worshipping it.... Since they are gods to them

Nigeria useless walai
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Buhari As Trump Names Cabinet Members Ahead Of Swearing-in by Jacko1(m): 1:58pm On Nov 14, 2016
Reno no smell Nigeria of you like yourself


Buhari has cell waiting for you already

Infact EFCC have bogus charges on ir head already
Celebrities / Re: Oritse Femi's management releases press statement concerning his fight at Quilox by Jacko1(m): 5:20pm On Nov 13, 2016
Tomorrow quilox n oritsefemi go snap together
U go com dey ask ursef why u bother take sides fo d beef

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Music/Radio / Re: What The Next Rated Category Award Really Means - HIPTV by Jacko1(m): 2:51pm On Nov 12, 2016
Nonsense yoruba award

Tekno next rated..... Dahs rubbish

Now using album to justify it


If am tekno I will pull out my nomination

Hiptv is using tekno to resucitate a dying next rated bullshit
Crime / Re: Man Tears Neighbour’s Manhood Over Potty by Jacko1(m): 2:42pm On Nov 12, 2016
Poverty fight is the most
Useless
Hopeless
Senseless
Baseless
Godless
Fight you will ever see

If d man die now.... Na potty cause
Buhari God must punish you

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Family / Re: They Both Died Because Of His Casanova Lifestyle. by Jacko1(m): 7:28pm On Nov 11, 2016
Women too give men aids


Its vice versa

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Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by Jacko1(m): 4:28pm On Nov 10, 2016
Oh my God

Plls not again not again

No comment


I stand by wat i said one we need adults toya
Politics / Re: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by Jacko1(m): 1:46pm On Nov 10, 2016
Chai see fresh fine boy

Lightning fire all this bastard boko haram


Cant we just put a stop to dem


Hw do dey keep multiplying like a hydra
Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Policeman In Bayelsa Over N20,000 Largesse by Jacko1(m): 8:25pm On Nov 08, 2016
Dying because of wat to do with 20000 naira

Like 60 dollars

Like 40 pounds

Cost of fairly used sneakers

God forbid

I reject it in my life tufia
Celebrities / Re: Zebrudaya Visits Tunde Alabi In The Hospital (pics) by Jacko1(m): 8:18pm On Nov 08, 2016
Its painful

Inasmuch as he is a famous person... Who will help me if i yave problem

The issue is that we ought to be able to help ourselves


In a working govt that caterw to his citizens.... He would have had health coverage.... N wud never get to this stage of amputating his leg

I blame this govt and past for leaving nigeria no better than wen d british handed over the country to our hands


Evryday ppl begging for aid to treat one ailment.... When govt infrastructure and planning suppose to handle such


It pains me.... All dese our leaders burn in hell for d suffering uv inflicted..... One of una no go escape hell.... Cos ur looting has taken innocent lives

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Education / Re: UNIZIK Releases 2016/2017 Admission List by Jacko1(m): 4:11pm On Nov 08, 2016
hope my cousin gets in
Events / Re: Colourful Wedding Of A Nairalander's Sister And Her British Hubby. by Jacko1(m): 2:47am On Nov 08, 2016
The dude is da lucky 1 here cos the babe tooooooooooo


Fynnnnnnnnnn
Celebrities / Re: Worst Dressed Celebrities At AFRIMMA [PICS] by Jacko1(m): 7:04pm On Nov 07, 2016
Sex change is a stage process

First the dude starts cross dressing

Learning lady behavior

Talk like them

Finally he starts hormone taking

Am expecting to see boobs on denrele very soon

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Politics / Re: Soldier: Forgiving Boko Haram Is Left To God But Sending Them To God Is Our Job by Jacko1(m): 2:39pm On Nov 07, 2016
Its because of men like this boko haram never spread enter the whole north

God bless dem

Even though i can never will never fight for nigeria due to the useless govt


These soldiers earn my highest praise
Crime / Re: Man Having Sex With A Goat In Ondo Caught by Jacko1(m): 2:32pm On Nov 07, 2016
Wow so sad


We really do need sex shops abi na adult stores in nigeria


So men can buy intimacy objects n cure konji instead of all dese news we hearing

As much as i wud like to say afonja again.... All tribes r capable of this.

Adult stores will help reduce rape.... Bestiality.... Incest.... Public masturbation

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