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Sports / Re: Toni Payne To Play For Nigeria Super Falcons by Jacko1(m): 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2016
What tha hell is netted 14 goals and 3 assists

Why do USA like to describe football as if na basketball stats


Football for usa don suffer
Business / Re: Dangote Loses 32% Of Wealth In 2016 – Bloomberg Index by Jacko1(m): 11:13am On Dec 29, 2016
Dangote is hoping on hos refinery bloomberg


He is not annoyed since its his brother that made him lose wealth

If it was jonathan now

Northerners for dey spit brimstone
Politics / Re: Buhari's Top Associates To Go In 2017 - Daily Sun by Jacko1(m): 11:07am On Dec 29, 2016
All the shocking you have shock us with recession is not enough

You want to shock us some morr shey

Cluelless stupid... Bastard daura buhari
Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between Femi Adesina And Doyin Okupe? (Nigerians Respond) by Jacko1(m): 11:01am On Dec 29, 2016
D difference is that okupe made u laff with his lies... And ul be like nigga shutt the hell up


Adesina makes you cry with his lies.... Ur mouth will just be open for days


In order words... If mope is interviewing both of them... She will be hitting okupe wif facts n dat one will be spinning lies

If she interview adesina..she wants to leave media ethics and strangle the guy

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram May Have Used Chibok Girls As Shields During Attack – Army by Jacko1(m): 10:56am On Dec 29, 2016
Tired of propaganda

In this day and age

Doing things for cheap points


It works sha
Cos my aunty.... Till thy kingdom come buhari is perfect

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Celebrities / Re: 4 Female Fans Propose Love To Mayorkun As One Wishes To Marry Him (Pics, Video) by Jacko1(m): 10:53am On Dec 29, 2016
If the boy believe

He is on one chance

They after the small money you have

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Joins His Former Church Choir Members For Yuletide Performance by Jacko1(m): 10:52am On Dec 29, 2016
Nothing sweeter than celebrities

That acknowledge Jesus
Celebrities / Re: Humblesmith Receives Hand Band From Alibaba As Gift (pics,video) by Jacko1(m): 10:50am On Dec 29, 2016
I have nothin to say
Just wanna be here
Right now
Hehe
Politics / Re: Gov Ben Ayade Hails The First Indigenous Monorail Driver In Cross River. Photos by Jacko1(m): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2016
I hate silly unsustainable projects


Tinapa was a silly project

How will monorail of some 10km at most help starving masses

Wat is our priority in this country

Such projects are normally done wen a region is so self sustained.... And need for such is merited

These policymakers do things that have no strategic economic significance......

Do ur akwa ibom calabar road
Or identify somethin cross river can produce and put effort into it


God help nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno And Tania Omotayo At The Launch Of Her Clothing Line [PIC by Jacko1(m): 9:27pm On Dec 27, 2016
2017 beef loading

Tekno and wizkid

D babe hot sha

Even me sef ... I go follow d mata... Dont care if i lose ma head in the process
Politics / Re: Somto Akunyili Set To Wed: Pre-Wedding Photos by Jacko1(m): 9:22pm On Dec 27, 2016
E just be like say dem carry dora
Put for photocopy machine
See resemblance now
Education / Re: Two OAU Students Die In Less Than 24 Hours (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 9:21pm On Dec 27, 2016
Sad RIP
Food / Re: NAFDAC Begins Mop Up Of Imported Fruit Juices Nationwide by Jacko1(m): 10:14am On Dec 27, 2016
therr is a chain of distribution

Dahs y we never defeated boko haram early

Always starting from below the chain

Instead of attackinh the source

Stop the juices from the sea ports.... Or whatever makeshift portd they come in thru

Not innocent ppl dat are trying to make ends meet



If u raid balogun...... Confiscate person entire stock
Dem no born am well to import again


I no study economics.... Get sense pass some of our policy makers
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Leaves Kelechi Iheanacho In An Imbroglio Over Man Of The Match Mixup by Jacko1(m): 10:07am On Dec 27, 2016
See
U see ursef

Nigeria no dey use ear hear my boy
See as u disgrace ursef



So if oyibo tell his dog..... Come here boy
Iheanacho na so u go answer
Chaiiiiii..... Chaiiii
U disgrace me

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Celebrities / Re: HipTV Didn't Livestreaming Olamide's OLIC3, Fans React (Hilarious Tweets) by Jacko1(m): 10:04am On Dec 27, 2016
Jeez

So much afonja.... Afonja

I nearly blind


Afonja everywer..... Jeez

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus' Look To OLIC3 Concert by Jacko1(m): 10:01am On Dec 27, 2016
Babe is slimmer now

Her shape has come out

There is no place for fat women again if eniola and lepacious bose of all ppl can slim down
Politics / Re: Soldier Who Was Killed In Sambisa Forest Buried Today In Maiduguri. Photos by Jacko1(m): 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2016
Eyah.... Brave men that ensured we were not over run by boko haram

But i can never die for nigeria oh

Still rest in peace
Crime / Re: Gideon Morik's Daughter Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by Jacko1(m): 10:58pm On Dec 26, 2016
There is only half religion islam
And only half prophet... Muhammad
We shall kill all the infidels
This is wat my religion of peace preaches
There is no peace unless all are subservient under us
Insha allah you infidels shall know no peace



Yea thats islam for u... N exactly how they think
I know cos i think like trump

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Properties / Re: "Fire Burnt Down My Mother's Shop And All My Family's School Certificates" - Man by Jacko1(m): 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2016
Buhari is the one i blame for this fire

No seriusly

Since he enta office... Fire anyhow
Romance / Re: Christmas Outing At Olumo Rock. (myself N Bae) by Jacko1(m): 10:52pm On Dec 26, 2016
sweetjude:
afonja




runs out of thread


Guy you savage
You no try
Ah ah.... At least congratulate dem

Lmao

Ppl wicked sha
Celebrities / Re: Kenyan Fitness Model, Mimi The Illest, And Her Amazing Poses Got People Talking by Jacko1(m): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2016
I just had a dick cramp



You evil lady
Celebrities / Re: Durella Survives Ghastly Accident In Ibadan by Jacko1(m): 12:17pm On Dec 26, 2016
Eyah the fine car don go


Eyah
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Booed At The Headies 2016 by Jacko1(m): 1:05am On Dec 26, 2016
Award fo afon....

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Celebrities / Re: Best Dressed Nigerian Male Celebrities Under Age 26 by Jacko1(m): 6:46pm On Dec 25, 2016
That 3rd yotuba guy is gay

Pink trouser


Gay abeg
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Celebrate Christmas In Style (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 6:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
Unu merry xmas

I totally love odunlade adekola


See his multicultural outfit
Business / Re: INFERNO - Nigerian Breweries Lagos Is ON FIRE by Jacko1(m): 11:07am On Dec 25, 2016
Firstbank iganmu go dey panic now



I work for der before so i know


Eyah.... I suspect guinness of this saboteur
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Christ Truly Born On December 25th? by Jacko1(m): 10:58am On Dec 25, 2016
Jesus was not born any 25th december

Its only us Nigerians that take offrnce when such is pointed out

In the western world christmas is no more about Jesus

No one connects christmas and Jesus again

Santa Claus ti take over

So lets stop letting preachers deceive us


North korea... Israel...russia...china.... Japan

All celebrate xmas.... Sweden.... Czech and dey do so cos. Xmas is no more bout Jesus
Celebrities / Re: Nneka (Singer) Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today by Jacko1(m): 4:18pm On Dec 24, 2016
Which kain hairstyle be that


Hope she is married
And has kids

Some ladies will attack me now


But they have kids oh
Romance / Re: For Broke Girls Who Want To Date Only Rich Men by Jacko1(m): 12:56pm On Dec 24, 2016
Wen you get bored... Ul move to oda endeavors mtschew
Romance / Re: For Broke Girls Who Want To Date Only Rich Men by Jacko1(m): 12:55pm On Dec 24, 2016
Evrybody get blog and youtube channel now


Wer is your counselling abi na psychology degree


Sha ppl dat will listen to charlatans..... Bella here for u
Travel / Re: Life In Libyan Cells Where Europe-bound Nigerians Die Like Chickens(picture) by Jacko1(m): 12:53pm On Dec 24, 2016
Arabs are useless ppl


Demean us black folks

Nigerians we are giants but we do not know

Do kenya dat have nothing engage in such lowlife things

Just as if we r frm eritrea abi na south sudan

This is messed up

We need to know oir selfworth n stop dragging oir name in the mud


They r lucky sef.... There is a booming trade for human parts now.... Dem for collect una body parts




If its dose useless syrians and afgjans now merkel wud happily accept them


But because of skin color nothin for us

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Sports / Re: I Contemplated Suicide Over FIFA Suspension – Emmanuel Eboue by Jacko1(m): 10:05am On Dec 24, 2016
Eyah sorry

Try go china

Na der money dey

And all ur football career
... Na 1 million dey hard u


Common loftus cheek will cough 1 million under 4 months

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