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Politics / Re: Our Bosses Are Stingy, Lawmakers' Aide Lament by Jacko1(m): 10:02am On Dec 24, 2016
Recession has come na

So because your bosses loot is not reaching you guys


You swear for them


Nansense


Lubbish
Politics / Re: Jonathan Lied About Willingly Conceding Defeat To Buhari – Kenny Martins by Jacko1(m): 10:01am On Dec 24, 2016
What i understand as not conceding election is gambia president

Jonathan conceding is on a level of hilary

Is this man educated at all

The speed jonathan concede is faster than hilary

Yes cos till now hilary still dey complain and listen to conspiracies






Nansense AFONJ......

Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Shades Tecno Mobile, Fans React by Jacko1(m): 9:55am On Dec 24, 2016
Yawnssssss.........


Afon.....

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Religion / Re: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by Jacko1(m): 12:42am On Dec 24, 2016
If you wan masturbate

Masturbate
Ask for forgiveness later abeg

Gossip na sin
Jealousy.... Anger.... Many things r sin
But cos they inflict no physical injury

We do them.. So in essence som1 mastirbating os as guilty as u if ur jealous shikena

Sin na sin

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Education / Re: OAU Admission Saga: Aror Oghenerukewve Got 79.05% not 75.2% by Jacko1(m): 10:56am On Dec 23, 2016
Mmm meh


Ntoor

Filling an afonja skool

Its easier for camel to go thru eye of needle than you to enter afonja skool

Dem neva even start to give you made up reasons why you failed



Afonja

Tufia
Celebrities / Re: Jazzman Olofin At The Headies 2016 by Jacko1(m): 10:48am On Dec 23, 2016
Looks broke to me

Like he saved a lot for that outfit

And its an outfit ordinary tailors sew abi na sow


No added weight

He lost weight sef

His face looks ..... Omo sha

Thank God for him life
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Gushes About His 'crush', Wizkid's Appearance At The Headies by Jacko1(m): 10:43am On Dec 23, 2016
Trailblazing tribe

Am proudly an afonja

We are trailblazers

We take by force (omo nile... Agbero)

Dont mess wit us.....

We are one wit our body..... (we hate bathing and brushing and cleaning)

And now we have bobrisky baddest.... Osheeeee
Career / Re: Angry Workers In Ondo Drag Accountant-General To The Bank For Their Money by Jacko1(m): 10:39am On Dec 23, 2016
So true
Ma brother doing hoisemanship there
No pay since
And he is to work dec 25th
So sad
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Don't Believe In The Bible, It's Full Of Fake Stories" by Jacko1(m): 7:29pm On Dec 22, 2016
Yorubas are truly a soul searching tribe

I like them for the strides the set

Bisi alimi
Kemi olunloyo
Bobrisky
Denrele Edun
Ritualists in ogun
List is endless

Trailblazers
Events / Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by Jacko1(m): 7:24pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wat did he gain
He get luck dis one end wit fight
Some olosho in nogeria wey go OPM church
After how many yeara no marriage
You do dem dis kain thing.... Na u n st peter go dey relate

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Properties / Re: "Do Not Sex Here Again": Uncompleted Building Owner Warns (Photo) by Jacko1(m): 1:47pm On Dec 22, 2016
Says a lot sbout the lady that agrees to have sex here
Events / Re: Popular Nairalander Got Married In Lagos (see Photos) by Jacko1(m): 1:46pm On Dec 22, 2016
Lucky dude
Wish you hml
Business / Re: Naira Slides To N492 At Parallel Market by Jacko1(m): 9:08am On Dec 22, 2016
Uncle naira will soon be 500


Send me dollar abeg


Make i stunt this xmas

Buhari just make 2000 naira note and put ur face on it

So we will foreva tell our children that

There was one daura bastard fool that web he came we started. Weighing money and no more counting
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan : I Am Under Pressure To Contest For Presidency In 2019 by Jacko1(m): 9:05am On Dec 22, 2016
Contest jor

Atiku
Buhari
Obasanjo

Did they not keep coming

Fire dey go
Politics / Re: FG Approves Work On Second Niger Bridge Onitsha. by Jacko1(m): 9:02am On Dec 22, 2016
Only a foolish ibo person

Will vote for buhari even if he complete this bridge

We just need half of afonjas to kick out this senile man 2019

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Fashion / Re: The Car Prize Face Of Delta/Model Winner Got (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2016
The babe no get sense

If i sight say na the winning car be dat.... I go just use their crown stone them

Gals like any thing paegent
Car Talk / Re: Top 7 Cars That Once Ruled Our Nigerian Roads. by Jacko1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 21, 2016
That mercedes looks like a classic


Do some pimping and retrofitting.... I can ride it all day

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & Mo Abudu Peck (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 8:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
Bloggers na so una dey scata marriage


Steamy peck

Chai.... Its not good oh.... Waht you ppl do to generate traffic
Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 490 As Dollar Shortage Continues by Jacko1(m): 10:21am On Dec 20, 2016
Buhari please die
Career / Re: Exxonmobil To Pay N350m Each As Severance Package To Sacked Senior Employees by Jacko1(m): 9:29am On Dec 19, 2016
Pengassan respect yourself

Exxonmobil sack their workers


You want to cause petrol strike again

If una try am.... I will swear for all the sacked workers


140 million and you guys still complaining

How much firstbank severance me when i resign


Rubbish
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Indicted Ministry Officials Posted To Cash Office - The Punch by Jacko1(m): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2016
A london polytechnic graduate leading our finance ministry....


She will be thanking God for miracle


While we are asking how the hell did this happen

Sha Jonathan time... Down to abacha ppl dey steal and loot


But their looting has neva affected us oh


Bastard buhari..... Nigerian pharaoh who is chasing his cattle ghosts oh has put us in recession
Sports / Re: Mikel To Become Highest Paid Player At Marseille? by Jacko1(m): 9:22am On Dec 19, 2016
Mikel

Na china d money dey


But sha marseille is gud

Dose china ppl can racist..... As in racism racist

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Family / Re: This Nigerian Lady Is So Proud Of Her White Hubby (see Pics) by Jacko1(m): 9:26pm On Dec 18, 2016
White men are so caring


If they cheat they will happily give you half

If you cheat... They will beg you

They spend on you

They dont mind paying alimony n child support

They respect women


Bunch of p#$%y niggas

Dont treat nigerian women like that.... They will abuse the privilege
...use your matter laff for beauty salon
Fashion / Re: Hairstylist Transformed A Bald Woman To Someone With Fully Grown Hair (photos) by Jacko1(m): 9:23pm On Dec 18, 2016
What caused the woman hair to recede so bad



Wow
Crime / Re: Man Pretending To Be A Lady On Instagram Dupes 33 Men (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 9:22pm On Dec 18, 2016
See as him be like bobrisky



Bobrisky..... The pride of awolowo... Afonjas... Oduduwa.... Odua people and southwest
Politics / Re: "Buhari Worse Than Jonathan" — Farooq Kperogi by Jacko1(m): 5:54pm On Dec 18, 2016
Evrytime i remember this recession... Injust wish buhari dies


Me i no mix words.... Buhari die abeg

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Phones / Re: Gionee Marathon M6 - Nairaland Review by Jacko1(m): 9:34am On Dec 18, 2016
See as you describe. Phone pass Cnet dem

E come dey hungry person

You evil oh

Ur type fit make person even invest for mmm as e crash so

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Skimpy Outfit Gets Her Blasted By Fans by Jacko1(m): 3:44pm On Dec 17, 2016
Regina daniels shey

Am waiting for you 2018.... Ul still be claiming 16

Gals and age lies ehn

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Family / Re: Caption This Hilarious Family Maternity Photoshoot by Jacko1(m): 12:49pm On Dec 17, 2016
Nice hehe

Very nice

I see a lot of copy catting
Politics / Re: Buhari @ 74... Drop Your Wishes by Jacko1(m): 12:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
Happy death day
Buhari just die already pls
Stroke... Alzheimer... Dementia.... Pay dis pharaoh a visit

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Celebrities / Re: (PHOTOS) Hiptv Presenter Nancy Isime Shares Hot Photos To Mark Her Birthday by Jacko1(m): 12:42pm On Dec 17, 2016
I wanna be all inside that honeypot

While sucking dose boobs dayum
Celebrities / Re: Stunning Photos Of A Charcoal Black Model by Jacko1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
E be like say ppl don dey do blackening

This kain gal.... U go dey find am fo night

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