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Health / Re: Multiple Bumps On My 3-Year-Old Boy Scalp. by Jacko1(m): 11:04pm On Oct 30, 2016
U no get grandma Op


We get this thing for hood wella that time


Its either kro kro.... Lapa lapa...koko....

Solution use razor blade... Scratch around the head


Rub Ori.... Or eluaki
....and dat purple stuff

Start bathing the boy..... Una dirty for una House
Politics / Re: Senator Otaru Salihu Ohize Is Dead by Jacko1(m): 8:07pm On Oct 30, 2016
If only all ur loot could buy u more years.... Sorry you hear
Crime / Re: Mbonu Oluchi Accused Of Trying To Kill Estranged Husband Setup - Facebook User by Jacko1(m): 8:06pm On Oct 30, 2016
Its ma fellow ibo sista.... She can do it.... Am not surprised


Ibo gals.... Money and disrespectful
Yoruba gals.... Dirty.... Proud.... Only like deeir yoruba guys
Hausa..... Uneducated.... Only like hausa men
Nigerian gals...... Most wahala women on earth
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Female Nigerian Soldier & Her Fiance by Jacko1(m): 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2016
I have always wanted to Bleep a female soldier


Once i went inside navy camp ojo.... D gal say make i buy shawarma.... I knw say na scam

D oda time i enta barracks ojo... Started telling the soldier say i go do u this dat... Dose.... She said am too dirty n raw.....hehe


Stil on d matter.... I must Focccck sexy soldier... Sailor...airforce and police before i leave this earth
Science/Technology / Re: Man Builds An Aeroplane Model In Anambra State Using Scrap Materials. Photos by Jacko1(m): 8:00pm On Oct 30, 2016
This is total crap


Something that cannot fly


Mr inventor.... U wasted time and effort doing this crap


Rubbish.... Go and see wat chinese college students are inventing.

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Crime / Re: I Bought Two Human Heads For N10,000 — Herbalist (photo) by Jacko1(m): 7:58pm On Oct 30, 2016
So afonja head no cost eyah


Lmao


5K one head.... Tinubu head go be 14k last price hehe

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Politics / Re: Marriage Ceremonies Of The Daughters Of PMB & GEJ: The Difference - By Lawrence by Jacko1(m): 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2016
At least under goodluck i dey chop 3 times a day


But when ur buhari enter.... I just dey fast anyhow

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Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Receives A Boat 'Iguana 31 Expedition' As Birthday Gift (Pics) by Jacko1(m): 2:39pm On Oct 30, 2016
Obafemi 32

32 years


Wen i small i dey shout obafemi

Na him obafemi say him be 32


Nigerian footballers ehn
Celebrities / Re: Denrele's Outfit To Lagos Fashion Week Last Night by Jacko1(m): 10:38pm On Oct 29, 2016
Denrele kuki start taking hormone and turn caitlyn jenner na


Wahs all this crossdressing for


Chai
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Meets Akon In USA (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 1:40pm On Oct 29, 2016
Hausa ppl go ya werey

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Travel / Re: Lagos Among Best 30 Cities In The World - PWC by Jacko1(m): 10:45pm On Oct 28, 2016
I can name 100 cities better than lagos in livability

Potential
Environment
Infrastructure

Abuja is a better city than lagos bar investments and IGR

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians And Their Respective Way Of Thinking by Jacko1(m): 7:34pm On Oct 28, 2016
No. 6 is not fallacy or hearsay.... It is so true


Every polithiefcian embezzles money

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Religion / Re: 4 Kids Dumped At Abak Bridge, Akwa Ibom After Pastor Branded Them Witches(Pics) by Jacko1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2016
Many more witches go dey seen dis buhari govt


I blame buhari for all this
Celebrities / Re: A'rese's N7million SUV Has Been Stolen by Jacko1(m): 5:26pm On Oct 28, 2016
All those gift are crap

Prefer 100k dollars in my account

Wat is jeep.... Trip to dubai if it is not generating income for me


All dese sponsors don wise up oh


Very soon no cash reward.... Just jeep and whatever else they cook up
Politics / Re: ‘none Of The Released Chibok Girls Was Sexually Abused’ by Jacko1(m): 2:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
None of the yams kept with the goats was eaten.


Lubbish
Crime / Re: 6-Year-Old Effiong Lived In The Bush For One Year To Avoid 'Witch Killers' by Jacko1(m): 2:23pm On Oct 28, 2016
What kinda state is this sef

Infatiation with witches
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's Outfit To A Cocktail Event In Switzerland. Photos by Jacko1(m): 5:33pm On Oct 27, 2016
Him gon knw say him Bleep up


He is like omo omo wetin i do oh.... In that first pix

If it was even plain tshirt.... Its gud.... See what is written on a lawmaker tshirt


No wonder he cant settle with one woman

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Celebrates 26th Birthday, Releases "Chemistry" Ft Simi As They Pose Topless by Jacko1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 27, 2016
Screw this 2 ppl


Am confused


Ycee wat do u have to say about all this

Cosbit seems this bahd guy av steal your gal
Crime / Re: Nigerian Nanny Arrested For Killing Eight-month-old Baby by Jacko1(m): 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2016
1 million dollar bond


Ahhhhhhh

Dem wan use her do example

Forgerrit..... D prosecutor she is facing will ensure she dey go jail shikena

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Crime / Re: Housewife Tortures 12- Year-old Girl For Stealing Meat by Jacko1(m): 1:58pm On Oct 27, 2016
It is in this case i dislike Ibo women

Their heart is at their back

Very evil set of women


Because you are nobody... They treat you like less than human.... Ibo women are so status concerned...

Hw much do u have
Whose family r u from
Irrelevant things


Better to suffer in village than do maid in lagos

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Education / Re: FG Bans Old Students Association From School Premises, Nigerians React by Jacko1(m): 1:54pm On Oct 27, 2016
Clueless government

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Crime / Re: ‘banker Hires Assassins To Kill Her Ex-husband In Lagos’ (pic) by Jacko1(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2016
wolesmile:
Madness everywhere.


NCAN Akute reporting...

Drug peddling.... Na dem
Armed robbery... Na dem
Yahoo... Na dem
419... Na dem
Ritual money... dem take 1st position
Rape... dem no get rival
Child abuse... same thing
Incest.... dem dey there
Prostitution... dem sabi am wella
Baby factory... na dem
Hired assassin... na dem again







Wait, na only dem waka come?




Wow.... Bet ur body is sweeting you
You hit a home run shey
Keep living in denial if it makes ur bed so u can lay on it
Such a tozo
Mtschew
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 14-year-old Girl To Coma After Taking ‘man Power’ In Kaduna by Jacko1(m): 10:49pm On Oct 26, 2016
You rape a 14 year old gal


You also take man ppwer to rape 14 year old gal


Men Men Men.......



No comment...... Thank God hell is real
Crime / Re: Babatunde Oyebode, Naijagistlive's Owner Confesses by Jacko1(m): 9:26pm On Oct 26, 2016
Denying coming up very soon
Health / Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Baby From Womb, Operates On Her Tumor, Returns Her Back by Jacko1(m): 9:22pm On Oct 26, 2016
Haha

Nice win

Nice win

Like the way his medical hat is like fila

Hehe

Dis man na to d core

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Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmaad Turns Down Conference Invite Because Bobrisky Is On The Panel by Jacko1(m): 6:26pm On Oct 26, 2016
So if caitilyn jenner was to speak alongside you


Bashir and you are in USA


I pray you turn it down

Wonder how USA will react
Career / Re: Protest Against Angela Uwakwem At FMC Owerri (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 3:09pm On Oct 26, 2016
Kwantinu carrying placards



Cant someone with a sniper rifle just put a bullet in her brain
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade: I Wish Flavour Would Fall In Love With Me (video) by Jacko1(m): 2:57pm On Oct 26, 2016
Eyah pyhno



Ladies are so unloyal dese days



Pele phyno



Flavor has heard.... Get ready to be slayed
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Emmanuella Flies Private Jet Out Of Nigeria,Fans React(photos) by Jacko1(m): 2:06pm On Oct 26, 2016
I happy for denilson igwe dem



Remain that aye le boy


Thepian nozy
Celebrities / Re: Dance Queen Kaffy Apologizes, Explains Why She Called Davido A Motherfucker by Jacko1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 26, 2016
Expect davido clapback
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Mocks Jonathan Over His Pilgrimage To Jerusalem Years Ago by Jacko1(m): 2:01pm On Oct 26, 2016
Sowore
Ogundamisi
Omojuwa


What do they all have in common
Bunch of triators
Snakes
Go with the flow



Afonjas
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke May Get Suicidal - Chichi Umeseaka, OAP & Counselor by Jacko1(m): 2:48pm On Oct 25, 2016
Nansense

Only suicidal


Infact new revenue stream for the gal

Sugar mummies will be hitting her up


Even sugar daddies sef

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