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Food / Re: 6 Dangers Of Soft Drinks by Jacko1(m): 10:09pm On Nov 06, 2016
Am addicted to monster energy drink


Till i heard one dude dat had liver issues due to it


I drink monster once a week now.... I neva live anyfin say make my liver get issue

God forbid

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Crime / Re: Footages Of Nigerian 'witch' Stripped Unclad & Beaten By Angry Mob-dailymail by Jacko1(m): 2:23pm On Nov 06, 2016
Oh lovely lovely



Dailymail this happens everyday in nigeria oh walai


Dailymail nice you covered such news


Oh let me go their comment section.... Brits go finish nigeria


The woman sef ..... Wetin u wan use pikin do

Infact the matter confuse me..... Next
Religion / Re: "If you Attend Winners Chapel & You Are Poor"-See What This Girl Said by Jacko1(m): 2:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
If the education offered there is world class then hey no qualms

Iv met many convenant graduates


They just different.... They know things .... They smart and confident

Guess tge school does somein

Its wen madonna.... Redeemer demand fees like dat ehen... Dat 1 i know say it somhow
Celebrities / Re: Why Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin's Marriage Crashed - Vanguard by Jacko1(m): 2:29am On Nov 06, 2016
Real shocker


Ajibade marriage still going strong


Omo no comment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (5 - 0) On 5th November 2016 by Jacko1(m): 8:00pm On Nov 05, 2016
I see lukaku begging to come to the chelsea revolution
Education / Re: Akintobi Ifeoluwa Elizabeth Is The Best Marketing Student In Nigeria (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 6:52pm On Nov 04, 2016
She does look serious and worth tge accloade

Nice one girl


Na dis kain gal inlike as wife
Education / Re: Boy Selling Yam And Studying His Book (Photo) by Jacko1(m): 6:51pm On Nov 04, 2016
Looks like orile market to me


And whats the catch philantropist


Lets follow d matter up.... Make afonja no use him head do juju

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Crime / Re: Abia State University Graduate Killed By Gateman In Uturu, Abia State by Jacko1(m): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2016
Abu m nigga

Abu m nigga

Mme ntoor

Stupid cultist

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Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Women In Nigeria 2016 - By T.I.N Magazine by Jacko1(m): 1:35pm On Nov 03, 2016
So upon all stella dimorkorkus has done nothing

She go dey vex if she see dis list

She go beef linda die

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Attends Premiere Of "Road To Redemption" With Akon In USA(pics) by Jacko1(m): 10:47pm On Nov 02, 2016
Rahama

Do somein for me

Scatter their head

Wear bikini as u dey USA abeg

Even buhari go do state of nation broadcast hehe

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Politics / Re: Fayose Suspends Anti-grazing Marshals In Ekiti State by Jacko1(m): 3:53pm On Nov 02, 2016
Cow


Na una dem dey drag like this


As in cow dat dont have brain.... Is big issue in 9ja


Make my ghana visa click first

Am tayad of this country
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Fashola And Kemi Adeosun In A Meeting by Jacko1(m): 3:50pm On Nov 02, 2016
All the meetings you guys have been doing

No result

No policy.... Nothing

When other countries do meetings... Newspapers are abuzz

U guys nothing


Make ma ghana visa click first
Phones / Re: Iphone Users Have More Sex Than Android & Blackberry Users - OK Cupid’s Survey by Jacko1(m): 3:47pm On Nov 02, 2016
Nairaland commenting as if oyibo man do survey for una



Nigerian survey should be techno users have more sex than gionee and infinix users

Now dahs somein we can relate to
Politics / Re: DSS Gives Families Of Missing Officers 250,000 For Burial, Without Their Bodies by Jacko1(m): 3:41pm On Nov 02, 2016
Oh oh oh my gudnees

Why dud i not sign up for dese kain agencies

U send me to go n rescue person or boko haram base


Na beer parlor i go dey.... Sipping trophy watching chelsea match

No value for servicemen

Other countries.... Deir children will be trained to college

And dey will have homes

Soon those widows will be told to vacate premises

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Education / Re: FG Approves 8 New Universities Across Nigeria by Jacko1(m): 3:36pm On Nov 02, 2016
The winners here are the school

They are gonna look to make payoff in under one year

Instead of building universities

How bout colleges.... Or institutions that will teach ppl stuff like hvac... Automation etc

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Fashion / Re: Miss Falconet Pageant Records Poor Turnout As Phyno, Others Fail To Show Up by Jacko1(m): 2:23pm On Nov 02, 2016
Beauty show hup and down

Its gud

All the entrants are my jobless sisters from the east

Yea

Ibo gals dat lack respect
Yoruba gals dey fear deir papa n wat family members will do.... Hell dey fear deir egbon sef

Ibo gals goodness.... Papa na footmat

So they go fo any contest.... Miss prostotute sef..... Dem go go....as long as say crown dey


Edo gals..... Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Story for anoda day
Crime / Re: Man Rapes And Impregnates His Stepdaughter In Ogun (pic) by Jacko1(m): 2:19pm On Nov 02, 2016
Wassup
Wassup
Wassup


You knw ama be up in this bitch like wassup

Incest
Rape
Who the mothereffers
Huh huh
Sango did it
Orisanla did it
Oduduwa the founder did it
Who is emafolomi den
Dem no born am well hehe
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Patronize Prostitutes? (Video) by Jacko1(m): 2:11pm On Nov 02, 2016
Reasons plenty

After a night of drinking
Just passing a street
Girlfriend not in town
Konji


I personallu have never been with an ashawo

Reason:
My star no dey der.... Those women need hard men wey no geh shame
Wat if she claim say i Bleep am wen i neva even start... Say pay me 20k.... Wetin i go do
Abeg..... Beta my konji full come out as catarrh dan me follpw ashawo

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Events / Re: Why The Delta Bride Ran From The Wedding Reception - Close Friend by Jacko1(m): 2:00pm On Nov 02, 2016
After bride price and traditional marriage you run

Wish the dumped guy will move on


Let the mumu gal lose on two fronts


Lubbish.... Some women are just walking ogbanje allah

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Phones / Re: Samsung Note 7: Nigerians Refuse To Return Their Phones - Samsung by Jacko1(m): 1:58pm On Nov 02, 2016
Big boys n gals


Our so called big big boys are the ones that bought the phones oh


How much be ma salary wey i wan buy samsung


Return phone .... Now wahala

Trust nepa light sha.... Wen current shake na bomb go blow hehe
Education / Re: Aborted Baby Found In Madonna University Girls' Hostel (graphic Photos) by Jacko1(m): 1:54pm On Nov 02, 2016
Glorified secondary schools do the worst

Treating adults like kids

Dont go out.... Collect card... Take permission


Wer else in the world do colleges operate like dat

This is what happens

U never hear such in federal or state schools


Cage someone any small leeway they get.... They carry out all deir suppressed desires

Rubbish

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery With His Employee, A Watchman by Jacko1(m): 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2016
Mai guard

My mai guard


Ahhhhh Jesus

Infact.... She... God forgive me cos the children fit follow d mama comot for ma house


Ehn mai guard.... Dat does not baff.... Greetin me sir sir sleep with ma wifr

Despicable.... Insult..... Gives me chills


If e happen to me my bp will go thru the roof.... Tufia
Politics / Re: Soldiers Foil Suicide Car Bombing In Borno (GRAPHIC) by Jacko1(m): 5:29pm On Nov 01, 2016
U have life one minute

Next minute gone

Who remote control these ppl like dis walai

Simply stupid

Useless religion called islam
Celebrities / Re: Acehood And Partner's Halloween Costumes: Dress Up Like Two Nigerian Deities by Jacko1(m): 1:54pm On Nov 01, 2016
Who sabi chango and oshun

Ace hood u go explain your costume tiee

Ppl wil be like.... Who u nigga....

Oh
Who u nigga
Who u nigga
Cos no 1 sabi chango
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Robbed A Supermarket In Dubai With Machetes: CCTV Footage Shows by Jacko1(m): 1:50pm On Nov 01, 2016
Imagine what ppl are facing

So 3 ppl rob you now arrest all d black ppl der

God forbid make i go that kain country

Do me dat kain thing i dont care ma hustle der am coming back home

Who da hell do they think they are sef

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Romance / Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by Jacko1(m): 1:45pm On Nov 01, 2016
Last time nigerian gals made move on guys was secondary school days


When their eye just tear


If you are a shy guy forgerrit..... That babe will never make the move

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Sports / Re: Tyronne Ebuehi Rejects Nigeria's Invite by Jacko1(m): 10:46pm On Oct 31, 2016
What will he then be doing during international break


Silly reason
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin Have Problems With Their Marriage? by Jacko1(m): 7:19pm On Oct 31, 2016
Bloggers you want something to happen

Let me tell u somein bloggers

There is gist just you dont knw how to search

Employ paprazzi.... Dat will be followin stars up and down instead of all dis nansense speculative journailism
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Williams Gets A Car As Birthday Gift From Young Mula (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 7:15pm On Oct 31, 2016
Itssorrite


God i need slim yung sugar mummy


Like bubari niece or somein... Let me deal with her the way buhari is dealing with me
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Ogbuji Grace Amarachi Who Accused Ominiaho Of Blackmail by Jacko1(m): 5:38pm On Oct 31, 2016
I go start my own djakademiks check it out yall
Here in nigeria
Because scandal... Beef.... Gist don plenty these days
Properties / Re: Security Men In Front Of A House In Abuja Dressed In Queen's Guard Uniform by Jacko1(m): 11:14pm On Oct 30, 2016
See wetin ppl papa dey do for living CHAI



Some cows will say those ones in britain nko.... Those ones are paid well... They patroits as they dont do such out of hunger.... Dey guarding something that holds value


Buhari.... Buhari all d nonsense happening ur regime.... DiarisGod
Webmasters / Re: Laila Ijeoma Gives Scholarship To 6 Kids, Visits Them In Ogoja School by Jacko1(m): 11:11pm On Oct 30, 2016
All those children better be ibos oh


Cos if one is afonja
1. Afonja wil betray you
2. Afonja small now... Will grow and meet his ppl and act like they never knew you
3. Help afonja dey will never acknowledge it... Think am lying... See mayd....vector...skibii....
4. Any money ibo spend on afonjas is just like carrying money and throwing in river niger

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