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Am addicted to monster energy drink


Till i heard one dude dat had liver issues due to it


I drink monster once a week now.... I neva live anyfin say make my liver get issue

God forbid

Oh lovely lovely



Dailymail this happens everyday in nigeria oh walai


Dailymail nice you covered such news


Oh let me go their comment section.... Brits go finish nigeria


The woman sef ..... Wetin u wan use pikin do

Infact the matter confuse me..... Next

If the education offered there is world class then hey no qualms

Iv met many convenant graduates


They just different.... They know things .... They smart and confident

Guess tge school does somein

Its wen madonna.... Redeemer demand fees like dat ehen... Dat 1 i know say it somhow

Real shocker


Ajibade marriage still going strong


Omo no comment

I see lukaku begging to come to the chelsea revolution

She does look serious and worth tge accloade

Nice one girl


Na dis kain gal inlike as wife

Looks like orile market to me


And whats the catch philantropist


Lets follow d matter up.... Make afonja no use him head do juju

Abu m nigga

Abu m nigga

Mme ntoor

Stupid cultist

So upon all stella dimorkorkus has done nothing

She go dey vex if she see dis list

She go beef linda die

Rahama

Do somein for me

Scatter their head

Wear bikini as u dey USA abeg

Even buhari go do state of nation broadcast hehe

Cow


Na una dem dey drag like this


As in cow dat dont have brain.... Is big issue in 9ja


Make my ghana visa click first

Am tayad of this country

All the meetings you guys have been doing

No result

No policy.... Nothing

When other countries do meetings... Newspapers are abuzz

U guys nothing


Make ma ghana visa click first

Nairaland commenting as if oyibo man do survey for una



Nigerian survey should be techno users have more sex than gionee and infinix users

Now dahs somein we can relate to

Oh oh oh my gudnees

Why dud i not sign up for dese kain agencies

U send me to go n rescue person or boko haram base


Na beer parlor i go dey.... Sipping trophy watching chelsea match

No value for servicemen

Other countries.... Deir children will be trained to college

And dey will have homes

Soon those widows will be told to vacate premises

The winners here are the school

They are gonna look to make payoff in under one year

Instead of building universities

How bout colleges.... Or institutions that will teach ppl stuff like hvac... Automation etc

Beauty show hup and down

Its gud

All the entrants are my jobless sisters from the east

Yea

Ibo gals dat lack respect
Yoruba gals dey fear deir papa n wat family members will do.... Hell dey fear deir egbon sef

Ibo gals goodness.... Papa na footmat

So they go fo any contest.... Miss prostotute sef..... Dem go go....as long as say crown dey


Edo gals..... Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Story for anoda day

Wassup
Wassup
Wassup


You knw ama be up in this bitch like wassup

Incest
Rape
Who the mothereffers
Huh huh
Sango did it
Orisanla did it
Oduduwa the founder did it
Who is emafolomi den
Dem no born am well hehe

Reasons plenty

After a night of drinking
Just passing a street
Girlfriend not in town
Konji


I personallu have never been with an ashawo

Reason:
My star no dey der.... Those women need hard men wey no geh shame
Wat if she claim say i Bleep am wen i neva even start... Say pay me 20k.... Wetin i go do
Abeg..... Beta my konji full come out as catarrh dan me follpw ashawo

After bride price and traditional marriage you run

Wish the dumped guy will move on


Let the mumu gal lose on two fronts


Lubbish.... Some women are just walking ogbanje allah

Big boys n gals


Our so called big big boys are the ones that bought the phones oh


How much be ma salary wey i wan buy samsung


Return phone .... Now wahala

Trust nepa light sha.... Wen current shake na bomb go blow hehe

Glorified secondary schools do the worst

Treating adults like kids

Dont go out.... Collect card... Take permission


Wer else in the world do colleges operate like dat

This is what happens

U never hear such in federal or state schools


Cage someone any small leeway they get.... They carry out all deir suppressed desires

Rubbish

Mai guard

My mai guard


Ahhhhh Jesus

Infact.... She... God forgive me cos the children fit follow d mama comot for ma house


Ehn mai guard.... Dat does not baff.... Greetin me sir sir sleep with ma wifr

Despicable.... Insult..... Gives me chills


If e happen to me my bp will go thru the roof.... Tufia

U have life one minute

Next minute gone

Who remote control these ppl like dis walai

Simply stupid

Useless religion called islam

Who sabi chango and oshun

Ace hood u go explain your costume tiee

Ppl wil be like.... Who u nigga....

Oh
Who u nigga
Who u nigga
Cos no 1 sabi chango

Imagine what ppl are facing

So 3 ppl rob you now arrest all d black ppl der

God forbid make i go that kain country

Do me dat kain thing i dont care ma hustle der am coming back home

Who da hell do they think they are sef

Last time nigerian gals made move on guys was secondary school days


When their eye just tear


If you are a shy guy forgerrit..... That babe will never make the move

What will he then be doing during international break


Silly reason

Bloggers you want something to happen

Let me tell u somein bloggers

There is gist just you dont knw how to search

Employ paprazzi.... Dat will be followin stars up and down instead of all dis nansense speculative journailism

Itssorrite


God i need slim yung sugar mummy


Like bubari niece or somein... Let me deal with her the way buhari is dealing with me

I go start my own djakademiks check it out yall
Here in nigeria
Because scandal... Beef.... Gist don plenty these days

See wetin ppl papa dey do for living CHAI



Some cows will say those ones in britain nko.... Those ones are paid well... They patroits as they dont do such out of hunger.... Dey guarding something that holds value


Buhari.... Buhari all d nonsense happening ur regime.... DiarisGod

All those children better be ibos oh


Cos if one is afonja
1. Afonja wil betray you
2. Afonja small now... Will grow and meet his ppl and act like they never knew you
3. Help afonja dey will never acknowledge it... Think am lying... See mayd....vector...skibii....
4. Any money ibo spend on afonjas is just like carrying money and throwing in river niger