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Religion / Re: Watch The Newly Released Movie: "The Atheist Delusion" Free Here by Jacko1(m): 2:24am On Oct 25, 2016
Very interesting


Of all the ppl he interviewed


That guy with blonde beard
The clean shave guy wearing black bag
Am tryna say in the end only lik 5 accept


But dat sophisticated lady that look lik banker
Forgerrit.... E enta one ear fly the other
Travel / Re: Suicidal Nigerian Man Who Was Scammed In Dubai Tells His Pathetic Story by Jacko1(m): 7:02pm On Oct 24, 2016
U fo gather dat money go like denmark or norway

Sorry bro


Reason y ppl go to dubai is dat deir visa is sharp sharp

Sometimes d harder somein is.... D better
Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Falz And Simi's New Picture. See Comments by Jacko1(m): 9:17pm On Oct 23, 2016
Simi has seen the two dicks


Come to conclusion that YCEE is her choice


There is an underlying factor



So forget all this public shenanigans
Politics / Re: Gododogodo: A Chilling Mass Murder Wrapped In Conspiracy - By Luka Binniyat by Jacko1(m): 7:02pm On Oct 23, 2016
Am goung to ekito
To join fayose antimalu

I will kill cows and fulani men
What rubbish




Infact news like this gives buhari joy.... That is my conclusion

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Travel / Re: Drunk Nigerian Guy & His Girlfriend In Malaysia Found Dead (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 6:55pm On Oct 23, 2016
The guy still dey high as him die


For judgement..... Him no go believe say him die hehe
Crime / Re: Tricycle Rider Kidnaps 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by Jacko1(m): 6:54pm On Oct 23, 2016
Hmmm



Shameless tout man
Police carry stick of broom chook am through him hole
Sars style

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Shades Buhari On Stage At The MAMA Awards (Video) by Jacko1(m): 5:00pm On Oct 23, 2016
EFCC will probe your award

You will know urself

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks And His Girlfriend, Emem Inukim Loved Up In New Photos by Jacko1(m): 2:30pm On Oct 23, 2016
Reekado if thos girl rili wants to graduate medicine..... You go hear am oh

If she has such spare time maybe uniuyo medicine is moi moi

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Celebrities / Re: Bralessness Galore At MAMA 2016, See What Ladies Wore by Jacko1(m): 2:28pm On Oct 23, 2016
Wearing a bra to such events..... Makes you weird and awkward



Strange turn of events



Hop the over 50 year old women did not do such


Lastly nice that they have good boobs..... Hollywppd stars spend thousand under the knife for boobs like that
Phones / Re: 5 Smart Phones With Best Cameras In Nigeria by Jacko1(m): 12:46am On Oct 23, 2016
To thinkz say ma gal lost tecno camon c8 of just one month

See it makin the list

She no sabi wetin person dey suffer for money


She go dey phoneless till her bday next year

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Business / Re: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by Jacko1(m): 9:29pm On Oct 22, 2016
God let them just build this refinery


Long overdue

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Wants To Marry More Women To Help The Society [PICS+VIDEO] by Jacko1(m): 5:32pm On Oct 21, 2016
Theu need to start hawking common sense



So I can buy and give some ppl


Like this nice.... And buhari
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola In Commissioner Dayo Adeneye (D1) Office by Jacko1(m): 5:30pm On Oct 21, 2016
Odunlade


Any1 who knows me as an anti afonja


Knows i respect this man Odunlade and wizkid.... Add kunle afolayan and john boyega


The rest afonja ....... Am dippin ma cane inside palm oil for una
Politics / Re: How To Identify A Suicide Bomber - Adamawa State Government by Jacko1(m): 5:27pm On Oct 21, 2016
Nice write up


How many ppl can understand this in adamawa

Employ services of animation guys we have in 9ja

Dey will depict all these points and in hausa voiceover as well


Oh well my opinion can never get to adamawa so wat the heck

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Culture / Re: Why Oba Of Benin Was Covering His Mouth by Jacko1(m): 5:19pm On Oct 21, 2016
Oba is stressing himself

Create office for ppl to hold handkerchief over tour mouth


If i be Oba na wetin i go do walai

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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Bags First Class In Engineering From London University. Photos by Jacko1(m): 3:46pm On Oct 20, 2016
The afonja don chop chemical engineering like amala and egusi soup chai




God giv me dis kain brain..... If i humble ehn... Know say na mistake
Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander Kills A Gaboon Viper That Swallowed A Fish At His Place Of Work by Jacko1(m): 2:21pm On Oct 20, 2016
These are thw snake species we need to make extinct


The camoflage of that snake no be here oh


If that thing dey sand walai u fot no see am

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Politics / Re: Binta Garba: My Primary Constituency Is To Be In The Kitchen & Other Room by Jacko1(m): 2:16pm On Oct 20, 2016
funmilade4real:

If U say thrash about Ur husband in Public then U belong to the laundry room.

Hilary Clinton did not say shit about Clinton during the Monica lewinski saga,Melania Trump would always support her husband publicly and I'm sure when she gets to the other room she can scold Trump. I never liked patience but she knows when to talk to Oga Jona.

If U do not learn from all these pple then U no longer belong to d other room, u should
be thrown out and replaced.








Blah blah blah
How has aisha not been supportive of a senile quarter to die buhari
As recession is affecting you.... Som1 spoke on ur behalf
Her senile husband said rubbish.... You as a zombie will support it
If ur brother in law says ur blood sister belongs to other room and kitchen..... You will smile abi




A woman does not need to be a feminist to be outraged by such rubbish
Trump outbursts on women does nt even compare
If trump said this in america even his campaign team would abandon him
Pls have sense small k

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Car Talk / Re: Any Policeman Checking Vehicle Particulars Is On Illegal Duty – AIG by Jacko1(m): 9:36pm On Oct 19, 2016
AIG are you sure

Are you sure

Are you very sure

Because i want to happily tell the officers lets go to the station if they stop me

Not when I tell dpo that AIG talk say







Where that bature giam one dey sef
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike's Husband Bought Lexus For Her (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 9:32pm On Oct 19, 2016
Tonto dikr are you the only one that marry



Praising ur man up and down like he one demigod

You are so dick whipped


Who cud eva believe a man cud make this notorious lady calm down
Travel / Re: "Life Is Too Short"; Birthday Girl Who Survived Tragic Motor Accident Says. PICS by Jacko1(m): 1:43am On Oct 19, 2016
Dont look like the same girl

Jus as if she bleachin

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Family / Re: Her Mother Inlaw Wants To Move In Permanently by Jacko1(m): 7:04pm On Oct 18, 2016
Where i stay

My cotenant lives with the wife mother


If it was the husband mother... They will still live in peace



Make i get my own house... Ma mama wey suffer for me... Ma wife now say she cannot live with us.... It cannot happen


N if the woman is a jezebel dat insists otherwise.... Bye bye jezebel

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Family / Re: Should Married Men Tell Their Wives How Much They Earn? by Jacko1(m): 7:01pm On Oct 18, 2016
Let real married women tell theor story

Not all these spinsters making noise up and down


I will do this... I wont do that... Wen they enter marriage... They will not have mind to do what thet claiming

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Family / Re: Recession: Abuja Couples Sell Wedding Rings To Feed.. by Jacko1(m): 2:29pm On Oct 18, 2016
All I see are loyal women

Who know what for better for worse means
Family / Re: Man Catches Driver Having Sex With His Wife On Matrimonial Bed In Ogun State by Jacko1(m): 7:37pm On Oct 17, 2016
The tribe that
Takes advantage of mentally ill women
10 year old gals
That do money ritual as if na fowl be the victims
Clap for ursef

Great chief obafemi awolowo really imbibed you ppl with virtues
I can name more.... But let me be nice today
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Okowa Ibori & Uduaghan by Jacko1(m): 5:52pm On Oct 17, 2016
The next delta governor is somewhere in that picture

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Politics / Re: Between Released Chibok Girl And Her Mother: An Emotional Reunion by Jacko1(m): 2:48pm On Oct 17, 2016
Nice to see that the girls could not be brainwashed into Islam




Usa prepare deir visas oh
If na syria ppl we no go hear word
Education / Re: UNILAG Expels 125, Rusticates 198 Students by Jacko1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
If any guy caughy impersonating

Did so for any runz gal ehn

Dat person is the most stupid fellow in the world

Wonder if the school catch said runz gal





During my time at futo
Wen you impersonate and are caught
Seee window flying now
Ppl go just dey holla
Go forrest gump run hehe

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Celebrities / Re: Sanyeri’s 42nd Birthday Party In Ilorin Kwara State by Jacko1(m): 5:54am On Oct 17, 2016
Yoruba Muslims

Y i like them

They can jaiye

Who said been muslim means u cant enjoy nicer things of life like alcohol....


Hausa fulani muslims.... Una case dey God hand
TV/Movies / Re: Falz Joins Tinsel Cast by Jacko1(m): 1:37am On Oct 17, 2016
Son of femi falana

I neva knew wow
Politics / Re: Buhari Insists: Aisha Belongs In My Kitchen, She Should Stay Out Of Politics by Jacko1(m): 5:54pm On Oct 16, 2016
bigtt76:
Absolutely! The man knows the forces he's up to and wants his wife out of harms way ...buh she doesn't seem to understand. Words of an elder it is.



What did you just say my goodness
A whole first lady belongs in the kitchen

If your boyfriend or man told ppl you belong in his kitchen.... U let loose hell on him
But the zombie power and clout buhari has over you... Has made you concot the most stupid defense
Keep zombeing ya hear

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Having Fun With His Wife, Friends, Tania Omotayo (Pics, Video) by Jacko1(m): 3:56pm On Oct 16, 2016
Afonja woman that wanted to plant seed of discord in a family




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