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I had a thought of not paying the land lord shi Shi but then, I put myself in his shoes, out of 150k or thereabout, will pay 20k.

I know I've tried, not as if I saw the school environment for almost a year now...


**Sips wine**

Get disinterested easily and haven't been able to come over my repulsion of stretch mark, mouth odor and dumbness.
Sometimes, I enjoy the luxury of being free, no headache over someone's daughter problem. There was a time I met one I like, said she has a bf and oh, got tired and never contacted since then.

I think another reason is that I sly





What if this is a fiction?

PissfulProtester:
Nice one! This man is always making sense. As a parent, it is your responsibility to do this. And if you go out with your family to loot, then your case is beyond redemption.

Plausible deniability

I doff my hat ma'am.

Calabar at it again.
Shebi the government want to be mad ni?

E pain am

No naaa

joxxy01:
He says I snore while sleeping that I should stop... abeg how do I stop it?

Tie your belly with leather belt, I heard it helps
On the side, snoring is a very terrible anti-sleep behaviour.

mrjaydee:
Wahala be like bicycle

E no dey hard me ride

Sixfeetbelle:
Is your mother slim and fit like Agbani Darego?

Yes

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, however, the following turns me off...



1)Fatness
2) Mouth odour
3) Body odor
4) ostensible laceration
5) Eczema
6) Illogical pride
7) huge tendency to become very fat
Big tummy
9) ********

ashewoboy:
you will fight and make up. that is what matters.

Definitely

Hi aspirants, this thread is for those that are unable to log into their jamb profile for one reason or the other.

Most did forget their jamb password and they are unable to login, maybe you are trying to change institution or course, whatever the objective may be, I am telling you that there is a way to regain your jamb password.

I was also in this same quagmire when my lil sis decided to forget her jamb password and lose access to her email address. She couldn't even login to her email and Google... To know her woes then, you can check out this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6118325/jamb-wahala-lost-sim-card



To business, if you forgot your password and you have the sim you registered with on you, just use it to send a text to 55019.
The text should be in this format

Password space (email address)


Let me simplify it if you didn't get the logic, assume you forgot your password and your email address is *sola@gmail.com*
What you are to do is send a text to 55019 in this format


Password sola@gmail.com




Voila!! That's the simple code; note that a service fee of #50 will be deducted from your account and also, you can only do it once. That's a sly way of saying you should only do it when it's your last resort of gaining access to your jamb profile.


And for those that might want to ask, we were able to retrieve her sim back, that was the saving grace.


For the record, I had to waste #300 before I was able to get the format, I was busy using a wrong format and they charged me for every trial.




Did I just call you aspirant?

I actually wanted to say UNDERGRADUATE/Graduate. I hope you get the gist.



I will respond to any questions you might have, Don't be shy, just quote me.


Cc
Itzzkhaliii

Can't stop laughing...

Some lecturer's countenance when they were admonished to key into farming will be the biggest hole of the century.

Well, some junior lecturers are able bodied and can farm well, since they are brilliant, just a few agric insights and they are good to go. The older ones could employ from the ever increasing graduate, our economy fully becomes dependent on agriculture and we will have comparative advantage in production of agricultural products.

This will boost local supply, and price of agricultural products will fall, due to the employment viability and work expansion, we will experience economies of scale and we can export and sell our goods in the international market at a cheaper price; more Forex.

In layman's term, farming has the potential of increasing the standard of living.

Orestino:
Haha sounds funny but funny how I dont even know what you mean

Just wait, just make sure you don't go back on your word, hold strong to it. E get why

Orestino:
I had a 4.52 out of a scale of 5.00.
I was kind of sad anyway and I promised it was going to be my lowest throughout my stay in school

You haven't chi chum chin

I can't remember much but I did remember thism apart.


I got into the hall, looking lost and searching for a vacant chair to sit on,fixed myself in one and people were too fixated on the lecturer teaching that they didn't notice this newbie.

Good for me, took out a book and was scribbling something at the back as if my life depends on it.

Did this for a while and then, I looked up, smiled and scanned my environment.


What I scribbled at the back of my book was my name and it's meaning.


"The Usurper"


Sola.

I love this.

For history collection, download: "The Hero with a thousand faces."

To me, he ain't mediocre and what you labelled against him ain't tenable.
Like someone said earlier, he's not perfect.

Federal (Gbinishin)
Ask a "street" lagosian.

Why not teach your younger one or someone you trust? He manages the business for you while you are away though he/ she will take a big chunk, however, when you are done with school, you can focus on it big time.


Look at it this way, you got this idea in school, wonder how many ideas are still hidden in school? You have a quantum source to tap knowledge from, don't lose it over small wins.

Goes well

I pity whomever adhere to this advice.
Your best bet is to activate Usain Bolt's mode when you see a dog chasing/barking you from afar.
If you can't outrun it, start yelling the owner's name or passerby for immediate help.


I won't forget the day I was chased by a dog, fooolish me was staring at the dog's face when I should have sprinted like a mad man. I displayed enough bravery and one could tell from my countenance, only for the dog to keep advancing towards me, at the last minute, all bravery gave way and my leg went numb
The rest was history...

Mind your speech ahhh

Mad o.

MAGG0T:
Which one is promo sim??

This country don red be that

That's how I'm seeing it oo. Bizarre things just unfolding

Dear nlnders,

This has been troubling me for a while and this is for a sis of mine, truth is I was kinda mad at her but it can happen to the best of us.


Attempting to do change of course/institution, a sister of mine was required to provide her Google mail and phone number.

In simple words, she doesn't have both( Lost her sim card and forgot her mail password)


I've tried to recover the password from Google but they keep responding with not having a certified proof that she's the owner.
She's gone to the Airtel office for SIM retrieval but according to one of their agent, he said that he is unable to retrieve the SIM as he's been trying to do so countless times, asked if it was a promo sim and my sister replied "Yes"

He tied the inability of retrieving the SIM card to that reason(Promo sim)


Please, is there anyway she can do change of course or still, what are her options ?

Please, staying at home or waiting till next year is out of the option
Anyone with probable solution?



Ps
She has the jamb printout.

A sister of mine is in Same dilemma.
Hers is even worst as I'm left speechless, she wanted to do this same change of course but already lost her phone, tried doing welcome back and Airtel is saying the SIM is a bonus sim. Therefore, no welcome back for it as we were told by an agent. This is not after she had done affidavit to prove ownership.

To her email address, she forgot her password....


No phone number, no access to email. I don't know how she is going to go about it and I've been asking if anyone can proffer a solution. Her best bet is to go to jamb office but it's quite far and onerous given where we stay is at the countryside.


Google ain't even helping matters



Help

Maybe she's pregnant..