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Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 6:07pm On Oct 11, 2011
Agybabe:
me i no undastand y d word-precipitate wey i write change english to precipitate. If u tink say na lie, try am.
er madam, are you tryin to confuse moi? huh
*adjusts my goggles* shocked wink
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:39am On Oct 11, 2011
ARareGem:
^^So then, how una won do the triplets huh lipsrsealed
[color=indigo]I wonder how she (yinks) conceived from the CyberLove she had with El. Maybe El while moaning with pleasures uploaded the e-sp[i]e[/i]rms from his computer joystick in Madrid and Yinks in Lasgidi while shouting "El El. .baby, slowly slowly. .you wan kill me" downloaded it in her [i]lap[/i]top and then she conceived of triplets! tongue cheesy [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: >>>Happy Birthday To Idowuogbo<<< by jackpot(f): 10:51am On Oct 10, 2011
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A deity once said young ladies will start respecting him the day he gets a man pregnant smiley cool
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 10:29am On Oct 10, 2011
precipitate? undecided
*I laugh in Northern Sudan* tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:40pm On Oct 09, 2011
^lol. That's the very first funny comment that I know coming from you. It seems like you've got some un-harnessed potentials in jokes. wink tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lolx2 by jackpot(f): 3:32pm On Oct 09, 2011
asap!
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:43am On Oct 09, 2011
sylve11:
shurup dia!
Lol. . .sorry that I busted your bubbles. tongue tongue cheesy
The guy said your thread is dead. . .wht can u do abt dat? sad cool
i don't bother replying cos if it were to be true, then this place would be cemetery, and of course everybody coming here(including you) would be ghosts. No Halloweens here bro. .loool. cheesy cool
EventsRe: Reality N Toba Are . . . . . . . by jackpot(f): 10:30am On Oct 09, 2011
freecocoa:
Happy biday,but how una dey take know these people biday sef?
It's on the NL's frontpage.
cos nobody wish me anything on my own day.
you've got to be a star so that you be known. One easy way of doing that's to be controversial. Or you make a lot of friends here. . .friends that care cool
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Oct 09, 2011
Agybabe:
Agatharisco indeed
mtscheeeewwww!
Jackie chan pot! tongue cheesy grin
[color=indigo]er. . .you fit clear for road make I pass before people go think say you be my friend? tongue cheesy [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 1:39am On Oct 09, 2011
Hamid O:
it took 5 months to get 80 pages on this thread, how long do we have to wait to get 100 pages. Just wondering!!! Don't even try solving that Jackie, it's too complex for your bra*n, My swthrt can help you sha, beautiful, intelligent mathematician,
i believeth not. undecided
Hehehe, sorry Jackie! Didn't mean to make you jealous, Just trying to calculate what's left of this dead thread. Lol
dey there, pesin dey toast your swthrt Efe with natives, you dey here dey act Johnny Johnny. tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:10pm On Oct 08, 2011
^
This one wey you dey talk 'pls pls' I hope say you go pay undecided

shey you no carry my money go bet for that match? huh tongue cheesy
bright007:
*drives into bar intentionally ramming ťĥĕ keke napep parked by jackpot my cousin**OH!no!don't blame me,ťĥĕ super chickens of nigeria caused it.
angry huh
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:26pm On Oct 08, 2011
Efemena_xy:
awww - sharrrap dia Jackie  shocked shocked

Don't be tribalistic!!
I'm not oh. kiss I was just gingering. I dislike trybahlism wit passion too.
Where  you tink say your militant cousin 007 come from, eh??
of course I know he's a B-man.
Besides, I nor hear you complain when my swthrt dey tish me Hausa for here
you forgot so soon?
- now free my skirt jor!  grin grin grin
or your mini-skirt? wink tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: >>>Happy Birthday To Idowuogbo<<< by jackpot(f): 9:11pm On Oct 07, 2011
[color=indigo]Yesterday was the birthday. What's the point in sending it to the frontpage now when it's almost 2 days late?

**hands on jaw, seriously thinking**huh huh undecided [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: >>>Happy Birthday To Idowuogbo<<< by jackpot(f): 9:09pm On Oct 07, 2011
[color=indigo]Yesterday was the birthday. What's the point in sending it to the frontpage now when it's almost 2 days late?

**hands on jaw, seriously thinking**huh huh undecided [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On Oct 07, 2011
[size=20pt][color=indigo]Happy one year anniversary for this Sabener Strabe Rekordmeister thread! [/color][/size] wink
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2011
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So what's your pet name? I understand some folks call you Agatharisco. That's quite a mouthful you know. wink tongue tongue cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by jackpot(f): 5:12pm On Oct 07, 2011
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[color=indigo]hehehe. . .na so them teach you to lock threads? tongue cheesy


BTW, congrats to you r231 and Freiburger cool [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: >>>Happy Birthday To Idowuogbo<<< by jackpot(f): 5:00pm On Oct 07, 2011
^
Sir, you may take my handkerchief wipe tears embarassed

**joins him in sobbing** cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 9:33am On Oct 07, 2011
undecided sad wink
Jokes EtcRe: Reasons Immortality Would Be Worse Than Death. by jackpot(f): 6:07am On Oct 07, 2011
^she fell for your Gentle Lie, right? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Build A Joke Together By Adding A Sentence! by jackpot(f): 5:52am On Oct 07, 2011
[size=64pt]*sighs heavily* tongue tongue [/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 5:21am On Oct 07, 2011
^for your inspire initiation rites, you'll tender a big white cock, 4 kegs of palm-wine and 4 kola-nuts representing the four market days. wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: >>>Happy Birthday To Idowuogbo<<< by jackpot(f): 10:19pm On Oct 06, 2011
Happy Birthday Madam Idowuogbo.
How's your Okro business? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 9:59pm On Oct 06, 2011
^
[color=indigo]I am sorry to say it. . .your comment is regrettably pointless just as it is gibberish, Madam *no offence* tongue tongue wink cheesy [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:53pm On Oct 06, 2011
sylve11:
Efemena, eve? Okobe? mebi yerowe! grin cool
[color=indigo]no monkey's language inside my bar before I send my police dog to bite and chew off your manhood abi na boyhood tongue tongue wink cheesy grin [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 5:35pm On Oct 06, 2011
Ben-10:
Bin, please stop insulting people on your threads. If you are joking, show it to the readers by using emoticons.
Touché! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Cute Pics! by jackpot(f): 5:28am On Oct 06, 2011
^your neighbor's daughter Ekaette don suffer wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Cute Pics! by jackpot(f): 4:24pm On Oct 05, 2011
^watch out. . .EL will come and lick her arse now. . . *laughs mischievously* wink tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2011
^
who will pay for that? Cos El that I know is brok. . . tongue
*sees El and pretends as if I am humming a song* wink
ta ta ta la ta la la la. . grin
RomanceRe: Xup Guys?Is There Anyting Wrong Wit a muslim dating a xtian..?? by jackpot(f): 5:14pm On Oct 02, 2011
[color=indigo][size=24pt]Where's the joke?[/size][/color] [size=96pt]huh huh shocked shocked [/size] tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:09pm On Oct 02, 2011
^Bounce them for me, pls I'm begging you. smiley Lol cheesy

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