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^My dear, I wonder oh.

He's talking as if I prevent anybody posting there oh. Giving a dog a bad name just as to hang it. Plan A failed, Plan B failed woefully. . Now what? Mu he mu he he mu he he he he

Dani, what exactly is your problem? The polls are certainly against you cos people are standing up for what's right. We want to follow the rule.

Arise oh Lord and scatter my H-enemies around the world just as you did to the contractors of Tower of Babylon. Mu he he he he

Thanks guys. All of y'all are da bomb. *shines teeth*

Manchester 7 - 4 Coventry City

Thanks to the scorer of the 7th goal. You too mush mush mush. Ke ke ke ke ke

This victory calls for celebrations. Priceless!

who will score no 8? I can't wait for that special goal. Thanks guys.

Arise oh Lord and put confusion in the midst of my H-enemies. Mu he he he he

No matter the player you're, I'm your Coach. Mu he he he he

Oops! Somebody just made it 6 - 3!

meagre 3 people saying yes and a whooping, darling, no-nonsense 6 macho of guys & ladies standing up for what's right.

Thanks mates, one love.

Who will make it 7?
Manchester United against Arsenal/As Roma. This is soo sweet. Thanks guys

Arise oh Lord and let my H-enemies be scattered! Mu he he he he

Arise oh Lord and put my H-enemies to shame. Mu he he he he.

Guys, thanks for your support.
Element G, you're the real man. Thanks Guys for your support. Every celebrity has his scandal moments maybe. Mu he he he he he

Thanks for rising up for what's right fellas. I owe una one

I wouldn't. The only revenge she may get from me is a dirty slap and that's if I'm too incensed.

Posting nude pics of her? Are you freaking kidding me? I wouldn't snap her nude in the first place and I would object her snapping me. I think those that circulate nude pics when it goes sour are the "unsecured" ones. My 2 kobo.

@DANi
Re-read what Sledge posted. He made a whole lot of points.

Another thing also working against Jokes Sec is it's non-counting Post status. At least I know if it's counting, we would be competing with Politics and Romance Sec now.

Listen to the voice of wisdom. I still can't believe you of all people can come up with this crappy question.

Mr Mod, don't you think your action is so childish. You opened a thread for another thread? Guy, you don fall hand big time. SMH.

Dullness of the forum is not caused by Jokes Sec neither it is done by our offtopic bar. Yesterday, I went through Dating and Meet-up Section: can you believe that only 8 threads were commented up on there? It's a general thing.

Have you come across the idiom: Giving a dog a bad name so that it would be hanged? That's what you're trying to do.

Just take a look at your second option: No, let's just play by the rule

So you know that there's a rule on the ground? Choi.

Now, I'll ask you an incisive question: "If you put up a poll on whether Bin Gbagbo should be banned, what do you think the outcome would be?

I rest my case.

HP dv6 core i5
beats audio,
600gb HDD
6gb ram
windows 7 home premium
finger print reader
Webcam HD TRUE-VISION
no bluetooth!

I'm not an inch bothered cos I don't wanna think about what'll happen if I got this one. I don't see myself resigning from my present job, but then who knows? It would then boil down to choosing between job fulfilment and extra-pay

shakara4u:
granted

come on be civil naw. I knew you as a good boy.

Wait, are you the one with the tear-rubber[b]three-legged ride[/b] outside?

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[color=indigo]If it ain't a joke, then it must be an "ETC".

I wonder what's in a thread that people see as being everything. Shior! Finally our almighty Mod is behaving so prickless and bowing to pressure to those 3 mutants. . .this looks so sweet and priceless! Mu he he he he

You didn't lock it up when it's still 30, 40 or 50 pages, you're talking about permission when it's already almost full. Just listen at yourself Mr Mod.

Gee, if you're looking for my permission, then you WISH. . .I won't give you.

No just make me order PHCN to seize light for your area for 2 weeks. Mtchew

But seriously, why is your hand itching you now, my sweet Mod?

for me, i'll say let it be due. Come on sugar, we're almost there. [/color]

*dusts the bar gettin ready for 2day's business*

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seriously, ow many bottles did yhu drank dis e'ening?

It seems yhu a hearin doubles.

El Guapo:

are yhu sure yhu knocked at da door, Mr El G[i]ay[/i]-apo?

1 or 2 Christmas but if it's Chi-baby, I can bring it down to a week or two

chi-baby:
Boring Boring Boring 

[color=indigo]huni, you can try out some video games instead. Thanks for your understanding [/color]

moshoodn:
Okay now jacky, how do you want it?

[color=indigo]like missionary position? [/color]

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If I vote for you and you come win, we split it 60-40. I respect your effort that's why I no talk 50-50. Deal?

@Moshood, why you go come give me counterfeit? No be George Bush head dey for dat currency? Mtchew

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*hands her a Dane Gun*

shoot 'em whack joke thread starters!

*places my hands over my ears to minimize the effect of the anticipated sound blast on my ear-drum*

^[color=#993399]moi 1-Post lady, you welcum. Were you on maternity leave since? How come you scarce [/color]

moshoodn:
Jacky, you just got yourself a new customer. . . Gimme a bottle of henessy. . . You got suya?

[color=#993399]yessa

Sir, as we dey so, company policy don change small oh. Na pay before service now. People don dey take style corner our money. They go tell you say dem wan urinate, before you say "Jack" dem don take off.

*holds bottle of Hennessy at hand waiting for him to dip his hand into his pocket!* [/color]

Natasha,,:
Misquote you? really please go back and read your post so if I was Being Intimate with my bf you'll point that out as a difference right? phewwwww, so sex changes everything from abnormal to normal relationship? okay here we go my bf can kiss and caress me something no other guy has the right to do I bet by your standards this is a difference right? the differences is simple one is my ex and the other is my bf the feelings I have for my bf isn't the same with what I have for any other guy Please go and check the meaning of bf and friend in your dictionary then you'll know the difference between them 

@chichi jackpot shey its my twin brother you'll send? berra call me before I loose my temper and report you to the village elders 

If she decides to come, why not?

Welcome her to the parlour, picks up "somethings" in the fridge for her, puts a movie for her to watch and go to attend to other things. Signals my younger sib to see her off when she's through!

Idowuogbo:
Now I think its time for me to liv u a piece, I seriously don't care if u bleed come meet me for yim.Dude can u pls accept u 2 boring to hold a thread on joke section, on a gud day we have people flooding dis section like say na here healing and redemption camp dey. However, u bin jackshittt have polluted d section wiv your idiotic and moronic sense of humour.Efe and d rest were supporting u b4 now u pay bck wiv cries of boredom wen u got your freedom,I know your excuse is d gorillas u lecture is taking your time.Give up and stick to cracking jokes wiv primates o bcus as dem dey see your face sef u dey crack dem up big time.I have talketh now enter jungle

[color=indigo]kick+kick+uppercut[/color]

beach, you want some more?

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ewww. No follow am do that, abeg. You know say you no dey chop better food.

Hamid O:
This thread can't make it to 100 pages no matter what we do. Something more creative please!!!!!!!!!!

come on be civil. Are you madt?
Nonsensical Veterinary Doctor (VD) like you
Mtchew

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[color=indigo]punch+punch+a devastating sidekick [/color]

Idowuogbo:
Ewure how u find dis thread 

[b]bald-oh-sky speaking!

@El, haba! na because I no gree sign my autograph on your T-Shirt?

Idowuogbo:
ara oko accra ,

u check your phone 2day u dey jaw me abi tseeeew

ok, i guess this means a séxy body for an Accra díçk?
Why would you call somebody that? Lol

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[color=indigo]**pretending to whisper in her ears but. .steals a kiss on her left cheek instead** pyouttttt!

oops, just as early sun shine,
dear, you taste like fine wine
thank my stars that I finally met her,
then I know stolen kisses taste far lot better [/color]

True if you met your ex at da right place and right time.

Shyt. .it's like women are the only ones playing defence in this topic.

Forum Name: jackpot

Stats: employed(with a marker, Lol!), mid twenties, 1.85m, choc-skinned.

Who I appreciates forumwise: Nayah, Inked_Nerd, Mannylex, pendo89

Who am I eyeing: none.

Because: I haven't seen that special person that'll make me go gaga. .not rushing it tho'

I hia u!

Oops I would like to whisper some things to your ear, dearie. .come closer

if I say it here it's no longer a secret then. Loool. We'll discuss that later 2ru fb inbox. Scavengers plenty for here. Lol

BTW, see as you just dey shine like 200 Watts bulb. which 'cleam' you dey use sef?