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^Chei! 4 - 0. What an upper-cut!

Agybabe:
@ajibel, you know what? Sometimes i imagine why your chimpanzee of a girlfriend don't remind you to take your brains to the cafe, yet she claims to love you. Smh.thank you my sister, no mind that jealous frog alias Ajibel.

Agybabe:
@ajibel, you know what? Sometimes i imagine why your chimpanzee of a girlfriend don't remind you to take your brains to the cafe, yet she claims to love you. Smh.thank you my sister, no mind that jealous frog alias Ajibel.

3 solid points scored!

h-uncle Bernard, sup?

Emperoh:
Garri and milk with sugar mixed with Palmy!!!

buy panadol extra first so you can effectively manage the after-effects of consuming the mixture.

Efemena_xy:
Dani moi 

you think he'll fall for your fake kiss? Lie lie. Even if you want open your flea-infested maggotified puhssie, it won't work.

Abeg now - do us all a favor 'n lock this hell-hole of a thread!

This place dey kill off healthy brain cells

Biko now 

you have been defeated time without numbers. A poll was raised to that effect and you were put to big shame. Better go back to your graves, you never-do-well sick mal-fed arse-licking ghosts. Mtchew

Agybabe:
alright offer accepted but i need a personal business car and a well furnished flat. Hope you have breaks too?

*thinking. . .to minimize cost, what if I kill two birds with a stone by proposing to her so she can use my volkswagen beetle car as an official business car and my bungalow house as the furnished flat*

ok, there you go. . .flat and car is on its way. . .and yes you have breakfast. . .i guess it's also a type of break as you requested

As for the drinks 33cl each.my order please.

ok, 33cl it is. chilled or warm? ok, you can serve yourself anytime now since you're now a bar-t.

Anyway, when should i start?

you've started.
*goes over to the public address system* *coughs lightly*

[color=indigo]Hello house, in a resolve to serve you better, i'm introducing the newly employed receptionist c.u.m bar-tender Agybabe.[/color]

*goes up to Agybabe and presents her temporary appointment paper letter to be confirmed within 24hrs*
woooh, we've got a Miss World as our new receptionist/bar-diva. Check out those cute profile pix.

kokoA:
Barman, put her order for my bill I go pay but. . .

don't worry. .today is free for all.

moshoodn:
Jacky, do you serve suya in bottles and hennessy in plates?
Thought twas the other way round.
Well, *takes a seat, munches the suya, gulping down the hennessy* got a massage room? My nerves are shrieking!

yes oh. . .to be available soon though
we promise to do justice to those fractured nerves

Agybabe:
*catwalks into the bar* *takes a seat*

*watches those swinging swaggaliciouz hips*
*thinks out loudly: she can be a good bar-tender, sure guys gonna go gaga. . .dey're trippin already *

nne, do you mind if you fill our vacancies as a bar-tender. We pay times 3 what our rivals pays including some fringe benefits like weavon allowance, chewing-gum allowance, lip-stick allowance. .all tax-free. .

please barman, i need a mix up of maltina and fayrouz with emm emm emm fried chicken. Thank you.

33cl or 50cl?

h-eyes can I meat yhu?

front page request. It's an HBD thread.

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-794651.0.html#msg9462907

fencs. . .fencs. . .fencs

Natasha,,:
awww Chi Chi thank you so much you'r so sweet, I'm crying right now , I love you so much 

[color=indigo]hey, me loveth you too. . .and you're the sweetest sis I could ever wish for.
Make sure you enjoy yourself today: I'll be glad if you do that. Come on, it's your day sis and you deserved even a lot more. Awww. . .you're so far away, damn! [/color]

person go write line yab you, you go come write Thesis. Mtchew.

Bro, everything is free today plus I'm celebrating the birthday of my only sister Natasha. That damsel means a lot to me anyways. Next reason is that as we've re-engineered Jokes Section Posts to count(which doesn't count when I registered),

*merriment mode activated*

*goes to the fridge and grabs a bottle of suya and a plate of Hennessey! *

*serves him the combo*

should I bring straw to drink your Hennessey too?

[color=indigo]It's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone cares for you,
but it feels much better
when you know that someone never forgets ur birthday.

just composed a birthday rap for you:



Kick off your shoes,
take a break,
crank the tunes,
dance and shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
make it a day,
that's simply great!!!



Happy Birthday to my only sister, Tasha[/color]

Agybabe dear, run for your dear life. . .that boy is madt.

[color=indigo]Okay, it's not abnormal I must say.

Guess, he didn't suck you the better way so you would've convulsed out of heavenly pleasures.
cos if he had curved his mouth well and delivered earth-shattering suckings on those oyoyo twin-peaked Mount Kilimanjaro of yours, i know you wouldn't share the pleasure with us. [/color]

[color=indigo]For getting back our post-counting status, I declare today and tomorrow Free-Drinks day! I'll foot the bill

Okay, let the Merrimential Ceremonical Party begin! [/color]

[b]Lol. Permission to say this. . .The basic truth about this misled thinking that the offtopic is boring.

Okay, fine.

Read the first comment on my bar. Hehehe. . .first plan to murder our current offtopic

One thing is actually certain. Jackpot Offtopic thread content makes sense well. Okay some people made it a point of duty to come in and call somebody Gorilla lecturer, some came to shiiit over the whole place (MR Dust-BIN).

Okay, because I, Chief Jackpot rocked the boat of the former offtopic by making a case of their incessant prick danglings, the trinity of thread-fillers decided to pay me back in "my own coin" as they think by being on Partial Strike since and deciding to go on Indefinite Total strike this past 2 weeks (except El who was still on Sit-down strike) and full our Mod's inbox with petition to lock my thread. (Of course that would be a bad record I think). But thank God when it came to voting, sentiment-less people came out to vote their conscience and the Offtopic survived it! Thanks to the guys that voted. 9 is a very big number I must say.

Okay, at last, the 3 thread-fillers remote plan to rubbish our dear thread image has failed woefully and catastrophically and we've won twice: The life of the offtopic and The Post-counting Status.

Hurray to our Mods for not over-reacting all these while and trying to be democratic.

We did it once again. The tension is finally over!
Congrats Everybody!


*DANI, you may lock this opinion thread now*

Let it be on record that I wrote a proposal concerning the non-counting post status of this section delivered by Dani to the Admin and lo and behold. . .the Section now counts.

Yay! First of all I did it.
Then, we did it! Who born the winch? Let the party begin!

Okay, but you guy's have to warn Thread Derailer No 1. . .of course you know who I'm talking about. . .He's the real enemy here!

Let it be on record that I wrote a proposal concerning the non-counting post status of this section delivered by Dani to the Admin and lo and behold. . .the Section now counts.

Yay! First of all I did it.
Then, we did it! Who born the winch? Let the party begin!

Okay, but you guy's have to warn Thread Derailer No 1. . .of course you know who I'm talking about. . .He's the real enemy here!

I got your favorite. . .goat anus pepper-soup garnished with hibiscus leaves.
It's costly now because of the anticipated fuel subsidy removal. It's now #10,500 but because you're the moth abi mod, I'll remove #50. Oya pay #10,450.

hello na for mic, no be for keyboard.

@bright

maybe Stud uses shampoo oil to attain orgasm

His Royal Gayness Studio CFR

^nne. .thank you for speaking the truth undiluted. You deserve a bottle of fanta.

^nne. .thank you for speaking the truth undiluted. You deserve a bottle of fanta.

^nne. .thank you for speaking the truth undiluted. You deserve a bottle of fanta.

8736¹⁹/₂₄

*ties a rope on my eyes*

^my dear, can you imagine the conconbility!

*grabs my cigar, inhales some smoke and puffs out some smoke towards Dani's face*
@Dani
Niggar, you drank kerosine?

bright007:
i was taking to d moon and asked if d offtopic be locked,my answer was an emphatic"NO".I was again taken to planet jupiter,my answer was still an 'EMPHATIC NO'.Even if i die and u were to ask my lifeless bod y this question,it would still be an 'EMPHATIC NO'.Its just jackpot for life.

To tell you I wasn't moved when I saw this would've easily been a lie.
Thanks man, I'll remember this. You 5 much sef.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Olodo u think say to run thread easy, U come dey bleat like Goat for ID's SPA calling for her Head -- Hope u get to Enjoy the Recession for that Rat ravaged Bar of Urs

Ciao!  [/color]

what a celebrated bra-washer and arse-kisser you're, man.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Jackpot Don already carry Em 8 Accounts Vote NO, Lets Play by the Rules! [/color]

not everybody thinks like you, ok?

Now, dani lock this your thread cos it is creating unnecessary tension so we can face our offtopic squarely. Thank you.

No. I prefer drinking my bottle of crush outside.

Studio CFR:
No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper

for hundreds shall fall on my left hand and millions on the left non shall harm or near me cuz my name is STUDIO Baybie

Thou hast confused their tongues oh Lord. Set fire and confusion in the midst of the Gentiles so they cast aspersions among themselves. Bua ha ha ha ha ha. . .aha. .bu bua ha ha ha ha