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Ben-10:
El, am I welcomed hia?

[color=indigo]Lol! You dey fear them insult ni? Lol. Welcome jare. . .na you be better person.

Don't mind those Dickneys and Cuntneys. .you go yab them with one line, them go write thesis as reply. Mtchew.

Never mind, they are jobless news-hunting journalists (El, Id and Efe) trying to create scandal scene for a celebrity like me just to sell their newspapers [/color]

Agybabe:
lol, yeye boi, u tot i was dat LovePeddler abi?.

ok. .for real, i don't do whores.

Dnt u av a pix?

i have. It's in my photo album.

OK, can you keep a secret?

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[color=indigo]Oh I said it! All along i've been guessin it was you that took it!

Well, thanks for almost biting off my tongue last night. I even thought you sabi kiss sef.

Mtchew
*lol* [/color]

guy er. . .boy, are you sure you're from this planet?

Classic!

Boys from jokes are no longer smiling these days

[color=indigo]where is the mother fuc-king joke

*adjusts my goggles* [/color]

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Who rocked my cousin's joke thread?
Make una bring the spare-key come hopen am sharp sharp oh before EFCC go begin making some arrests for here.

^you foncused?

I will laugh later. OP remind me in case I forgot.

I would wait till the OP completes the joke before I laugh

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[color=indigo]**in my car**
where this one waka come from? Abeg clear commot for my bar frontage before I jam you enter gutter.
**starts my engine**[/color]

[color=indigo]Thumbs up to our mods in action.
Lock their silly arses up. If them too stubborn>>> KIRI-KIRI MAXIMUM PRISON [/color]

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[color=indigo]mtchew. I don't like wasting my toasting skills oh.

BTW, I love the 'smell' of your perfume. Who dashed you? where did you buy it? [/color]

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[color=indigo]Your inference is really poor. I'd advise you stop thinking with your prick. .

BTW, i don't nyash them skinny, un-tomatoeous and bre*stless gals. I love blowin them trumpets before doing my heavenly press-ups [/color]

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[color=indigo]try harder!!! Don't let Efe deceive you with her usual biased laughter. [/color]

Efemena_xy:
^^ Lol!

Amphibians dey show frustration??

[color=indigo]i bet you need a good f<uck<in. I can sense that from afar.
BTW, what's that smelling?
hope it's not those your sweat-oozing armpits? [/color]

yesh huni. I missed you like how a fat girl misses chocolate candy

you get my drift?

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mtcheeEw! stale gist

Idowuogbo:
Madam dat na understatement o,dis is d worst thread everRrrrr

Imagine make person wey dey train gorilla come here dey claim comedian.Anofia

ER. .who be this one wey carry gala dey hawk in front of my bar? Abeg, carry that thing go stand for Express jor.

MtcheeeEw!

El Guapo:

i like those brown teeth of yours.

opposite of go = og

lol, okay opposite of go = come



er wait first. . .what made you scarce here these few days?

SMH

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[color=indigo]the thing stale no be small. It's stale+sour+rotten

If this Jokes Sec were to be Supermarket, this "joke" would probably end up being in an Antique Store! [/color]

[color=indigo][size=24pt]where's the fuc.king joke? [/size][/color]

Studio, what happened to the humorous part of your cranium?

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go and suck a dead man's balls, you Arrow

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[color=indigo][size=36pt]*SLAPS!!!* [/size][/color]

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stop following me around jor before people go think say you be my friend

beloved, the good times are here!

[color=indigo][size=20pt]Why are you all laughing? [/size][/color]