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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:09am On Sep 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:
^^ Nay - not really

I choose my friends - not the other way round. . .
[color=indigo]then dump that poor church-rat of a veterinary doctor. It's obvious he can't satisfy your seksual needs cos it seems you're too wild for him.
Leave him, come to me cos I have money.
*spells it out* M. .O. .N. .E. .Y.

I'll make you a rich diva. I'll take you to shoprite every evening after work. I'll also fetch your brothers and sisters some government contracts cos I have connection.
I'll also bribe NASA Officials so we spend our honeymoon in the Moon.
Together we'll be the next celebrity couple. I'll make your picture headline all the celebrity magazines in the world! Even Becks and Posh would envy us.
**bends low and grabs her hand, kisses it** kiss kiss kiss

baby, only if you say YES[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:18pm On Sep 27, 2011
^Hey mr beggar lipsrsealed , carry those your tattered clothes and gerrout of here. How many times have you contributed in that effect? May a German Shepherd lick your anus the next time you come here begging for alms talking trash again. angry tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:30am On Sep 27, 2011
^madam, lower your voice na before outsiders go think say I don put horror movie for my TV.

yeah, we have fondue. . .but there's no cheese inside. wink lipsrsealed Should I bring it? wink
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:53am On Sep 26, 2011
^Lol! cheesy
Pull the trigger!! wink
Target her fore-head!!! tongue smiley
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:25pm On Sep 24, 2011
bright007:
*barman,I need å plate of cow wings with hennessy on d double.
Sir, roasted, cooked or fried? huh wink cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:23pm On Sep 24, 2011
^
Escalade sandals wink cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Question An Answer by jackpot(f): 2:15pm On Sep 24, 2011
^which school you go sef?
Jokes EtcRe: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2011
lysaa:
Am i yo momma?
moi bad for calling you Madam

you're then Miss Lyzard. tongue Innit? wink
Jokes EtcRe: A Little Vaseline by jackpot(f): 12:29pm On Sep 24, 2011
^
[color=indigo]His Royal Gayness STUDIO Cfr[/color] tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: A Little Vaseline by jackpot(f): 7:14am On Sep 24, 2011
not particularly funny but interesting like OMG!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Question An Answer by jackpot(f): 7:03am On Sep 24, 2011
[color=indigo]*beats up the OP badly with a whip*

next time, you'll give us better jokes. tongue [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 6:53am On Sep 24, 2011
^errr. .Madam, what is poop if I may ask? shocked undecided wink
Jokes EtcRe: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 7:51pm On Sep 23, 2011
^
you must be the girl. tongue

*please, don't deny it* cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 6:04pm On Sep 23, 2011
^Do you guys actually wear condom doing yourselves? tongue tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your NNPC Interview Experience (EH & GT) by jackpot(f): 5:07pm On Sep 23, 2011
[color=indigo]What matters most is that there was a level playing ground. Everybody wrote the same exam. Why the whining? Or are they trying to give chance to some Senators candidate who couldn't write the first one to write this time around? I smell serious cunning politicking.

So it's now they're finding out? Nonsense. Let them pay me my transport and accommodation allowance jor before any re-writing. So recruitment will take two years? SMH

what of those already working who are expecting salary increment (above what NNPC will offer GT) in their next promotion? huh[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: U Wont Kill Me O by jackpot(f): 4:47pm On Sep 23, 2011
where's the joke? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Its True. snow fell so heavily by jackpot(f): 4:44pm On Sep 23, 2011
^Lol.
Jokes EtcRe: Jst 2 Words News by jackpot(f): 4:33pm On Sep 23, 2011
[color=indigo]mine is

YOU EAT

YOU LICK

YOU SUCK tongue tongue grin *no offence*[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Its True. snow fell so heavily by jackpot(f): 4:18pm On Sep 23, 2011
^[color=indigo]Yeah. .

in my own dream I saw you eating cow dung served in a plate. tongue tongue

How about that? cheesy [/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lets Get Sassy Here by jackpot(f): 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2011
^You would be charged for burglary, Sir angry angry tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Question An Answer by jackpot(f): 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2011
Crap for yourself tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: El's Super Season by jackpot(f): 3:19pm On Sep 23, 2011
Let me laugh. Ha ha ha ha. grin
Hope you're happy now? huh tongue tongue undecided wink wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: El's Super Season by jackpot(f): 11:48am On Sep 23, 2011
I will read all these clap craps later cos I'm not with my glasses. Sorry sir tongue wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Question An Answer by jackpot(f): 11:42am On Sep 23, 2011
I jump and pass tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by jackpot(f): 11:38am On Sep 23, 2011
Okay, make I laugh. Ha ha ha ha.
Hope I laughed enough?
*hisses*
Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by jackpot(f): 11:27am On Sep 23, 2011
Muky
how will joke section be if when you open a thread you see only 31 LOLs? Ehen. .lol and so what? That would be boring. .

Those criticizing don't actually take it to heart; I guess that's why this is jokes. When we pretend to disagree, the more funnier comments comes out. God knows how many times I giggle whenever i see those critiquing comments.

Criticism is where the joke lies actually. Believe me. .if you want to confirm this, put up a poll.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lets Get Sassy Here by jackpot(f): 10:55am On Sep 23, 2011
you know what me's talkin about, sleeky hips wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lets Get Sassy Here by jackpot(f): 10:07pm On Sep 22, 2011
Someone should just not hijack another's thread. Thats not so nice. sad
CareerRe: CBN Salary + Allowances - Who Actually Knows? by jackpot(f): 4:35pm On Sep 22, 2011
Okay, fine. . .time's up guys. .go back to work and stop getting lazy tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Three Word Story by jackpot(f): 3:38pm On Sep 22, 2011
ugly Betty:
You are funny
i love you
pls your number
then your email
your facebook name
then your picture
lol lol lol
oh la la
i am flattered
others'll be jealous
i've got you
i'll give you
what'u asked for
but only if
you do this>>>
read books first
ha ha ha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Three Word Story by jackpot(f): 3:35pm On Sep 22, 2011
ugly Betty:
You are funny
i love you
pls your number
then your email
your facebook name
then your picture
lol lol lol
oh la la
i am flattered
others'll be jealous
i've got you
i'll give you
what'u asked for
but only if
you do this>>>
read books first
ha ha ha cheesy cheesy cheesy

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