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Efemena_xy:[color=indigo]then dump that poor church-rat of a veterinary doctor. It's obvious he can't satisfy your seksual needs cos it seems you're too wild for him. Leave him, come to me cos I have money. *spells it out* M. .O. .N. .E. .Y. I'll make you a rich diva. I'll take you to shoprite every evening after work. I'll also fetch your brothers and sisters some government contracts cos I have connection. I'll also bribe NASA Officials so we spend our honeymoon in the Moon. Together we'll be the next celebrity couple. I'll make your picture headline all the celebrity magazines in the world! Even Becks and Posh would envy us. **bends low and grabs her hand, kisses it** baby, only if you say YES[/color] |
^Hey mr , carry those your tattered clothes and gerrout of here. How many times have you contributed in that effect? May a German Shepherd lick your anus the next time you come here ![]() |
^madam, lower your voice na before outsiders go think say I don put horror movie for my TV. yeah, we have fondue. . .but there's no cheese inside. Should I bring it? ![]() |
^Lol! Pull the trigger!! Target her fore-head!!! ![]() |
bright007:Sir, roasted, cooked or fried? ![]() |
^ Escalade sandals ![]() |
^which school you go sef? |
lysaa:moi bad for calling you Madam you're then Miss Lyzard. Innit? ![]() |
^ [color=indigo]His Royal Gayness STUDIO Cfr[/color] ![]() |
not particularly funny but interesting like OMG!!! |
[color=indigo]*beats up the OP badly with a whip* next time, you'll give us better jokes. [/color] |
^errr. .Madam, what is poop if I may ask? ![]() |
^ you must be the girl. ![]() *please, don't deny it* ![]() |
^Do you guys actually wear condom doing yourselves? ![]() |
[color=indigo]What matters most is that there was a level playing ground. Everybody wrote the same exam. Why the whining? Or are they trying to give chance to some Senators candidate who couldn't write the first one to write this time around? I smell serious cunning politicking. So it's now they're finding out? Nonsense. Let them pay me my transport and accommodation allowance jor before any re-writing. So recruitment will take two years? SMH what of those already working who are expecting salary increment (above what NNPC will offer GT) in their next promotion? [/color] |
where's the joke? ![]() |
^Lol. |
[color=indigo]mine is YOU EAT YOU LICK YOU SUCK *no offence*[/color] |
^[color=indigo]Yeah. . in my own dream I saw you eating cow dung served in a plate. How about that? [/color] |
^You would be charged for burglary, Sir ![]() |
Crap for yourself ![]() |
Let me laugh. Ha ha ha ha. ![]() Hope you're happy now? ![]() |
I will read all these ![]() |
I jump and pass ![]() |
Okay, make I laugh. Ha ha ha ha. Hope I laughed enough? *hisses* |
Muky how will joke section be if when you open a thread you see only 31 LOLs? Ehen. .lol and so what? That would be boring. . Those criticizing don't actually take it to heart; I guess that's why this is jokes. When we pretend to disagree, the more funnier comments comes out. God knows how many times I giggle whenever i see those critiquing comments. Criticism is where the joke lies actually. Believe me. .if you want to confirm this, put up a poll. |
you know what me's talkin about, sleeky hips ![]() |
Someone should just not hijack another's thread. Thats not so nice. ![]() |
Okay, fine. . .time's up guys. .go back to work and stop getting lazy ![]() |
ugly Betty:oh la la i am flattered others'll be jealous i've got you i'll give you what'u asked for but only if you do this>>> read books first ha ha ha ![]() |
ugly Betty:oh la la i am flattered others'll be jealous i've got you i'll give you what'u asked for but only if you do this>>> read books first ha ha ha ![]() |
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, carry those your tattered clothes and gerrout of here. How many times have you contributed in that effect? May a German Shepherd lick your anus the next time you come here



