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heard it over the radio about 30mins ago. 16 dead they said. May their souls R.I.P

if I win, what's my prize? ~

^you haven't forgotten your last encounter, huh? Hope you won't take off again this time.

yommysomguy:
Lol, Jackpot why are you stammering?

everybody lies

Natasha,,:
minus me, mine is special so who's the one?

er. . .er. . .errrm. . .

Agybabe:
alright *goes into her office, comes back with the sales and record book* here you are sir *hands it to him* *clears throat*.

*busy looking at the sexcie mistress standing before me, the transparent blouse. . .remembers I'm at work and tries to re-focus my eyes and ears to what she's saying*

Sir we are having a bad debt, courtsey Dabass.

don't worry, my dear. His traditional marriage is coming up. I'll simply deduct the amount he's owing from the money I intend to spray him on that day.

And there is this lady idowu who has no manners but i am taking care of her

sweery, pls do. It would be a dent on my image for people to hear that a whole titled-man like me, Chief Jackpot finished off a 'she' so I'll let you take the glory. You're the David, she's the Goliath. Hehehe

^
I thought you've stopped smokin hashish. That powder isn't good for your mental health, and you know it

madam bald-osky

smh

o n e

crap

booqee:
tell me how i can post links of thread

yes oh. Quite simple.

Type links of thread and click on the 'Reply' button.

Thank me later!

^ no worry, I go soon sign autograph for your t-shirt

freecocoa:
Bia lottery,noo kwa nwayo o,maka imeru gi ahu,e na gwa aunty gi okwu,iwetu o olugi, e na nu?

lekwa nwa m soro guo egwu 'salaka' ya. Hehehe

Hey its all good,tasha is my sweet and her words are just enough but I go follow two of una up with a private investigator sha.

thanks buh make sure it's a 'she' cos I've got a sis and I need a. . . _*kidding*

^nne, anyi a ga e ghetara gi akwa? I na agba zi anyi tackle too much oh. Biko, juru ajuru. If you're on fb, you can see for yourself.

Natasha,,:


@jackpot okay but that your wish sef

*frowns face*

^
don't make me insult your Ghanaian fatherr. He didn't do me anything.

tanimz:

yo lady T. whatssup?

Ok, i'm still waiting oh. No more h-excuses

Ok, i am writing off El Guapo's debt of #35 as my own birthday present for him.

Happy B-day, El Belusconi. . ._{whatever that means}

Sophizzy:
Huhn, Jacky, does this mean I will no longer be the 1-post lady?

as if it's a title, lol. You can check out some sections like Forum Games. .guess posts there doesn't count.

@Agy
thanks a milla. I fore-see guys getting drunk here on a daily basis.
Er. . .you fit helep me bring those Sales and Record book?

@cocoa-plantation
missus, leave wetin dem write for motor enter motor.

Believe it or not, we're siblings for real. Natasha bu nwanne m nwanyi

Natasha,,:
^hahahahahahaha lmao *wicked*  But you can help me with that don't you think? the pins I mean  

[color=indigo]okay, when they're asleep, notify me and place our phone near their nyanshes so that I can bluetooth the pins straight into those asses [/color]

^
Can we rate ⁰/₁₀ or ¹/₁₀?

awww. I feel like i'm the one with that signature all over my body. so so sorry i am.
Just in case I can help, don't hesitate asking for it. . .*serious*


If I were you I would buy plenty office pins so that once they fall asleep, i'll tip-toe to their room and chook them the pins and deflate their nyansh *kidding*

[color=indigo]I love you, dear,
See how jovial you're.
even when emotions are broke,
you still find time to crack a joke.

*chai, i don begin write poem for my angelic sis again*[/color]

^o boy, find lenses wear so you can see the joke.
mu he he he he

@bin
Ok, for once I think you're showing sincere remorse but that's not all cos I think you'll soon go back to your bad ways. . .corpse-carrying jokes, suicide jokes, eating rice & stew on your WC and fvcking your mother-in-law.

bin gbagbo:
my new girlfriend has slept over my
place thrice n she
never hesitates 2
release on my bed.anytime i
suggest hospital, she
declines, why?

*saw this in Lomance Section*

^Er. .sire, dem take woman swear for you? Abi you no read title ni?
Oya, where's your wish before I chook palm-kernel enter your nyansh

Ben-10:
Erm,  do you have a thing for Ajybabe??

yes oh. A beauty like her is only reserved & preserved for Princes.
My palace needs her gracing.

*btw, you're mispronouncing her sexcie name*

stalk ke? ok, make sure you wear helmet for there. If you no get, you fit manage frying pan for head
BTW, where's your own HBD wish?

uncivilize ben

^No way! You're OYO

Ok, another front page request: an HBD thread.

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-796168.0.html

*sorry, we don't have PMs and this is the only place I'm guaranteed to see you chics*

fenk you

[color=indigo]Ok, I composed this birthday joke specially for you Agy

Human beings get rich as they grow old;

Reasons:

silver in hair;
gold in teeth;
sugar in blood;
precious stones in kidney
a never ending supply of gas. .lolz
and a royal staff (walking stick) [/color]

[color=indigo]*watches as the bullet touches my tuxedo and falls off*

Mu he he he he.
I be strong-man, no shaking. You no know say I wear bullet-proof vest

*shows off the vest*

*rushes towards her Tom&Jerry style & grabs the gun from her in a flash, points the double-barrel at her, surrendering her*

oya, UnCloth before I count to 3

1. . . [/color]

[color=indigo]

Agatha,
Always ask God to give you what you deserve, not what you desire. It's because your desires may be few but you may deserve a lot more.

On your birthday, my lil rap for you:

Wishing u a day
shining like pink rays
soft as silk
white as milk
sweet as honey
and full of money.
It's your day girl, bring it, tap it, move it, shake it, whine it, boom! boom!! boom!!!

Agy, on your birthday, may all ur dreams for a better future come true and may God fill your life with abundant joy and happiness.
Sweet-pie, you're remembered

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! [/color]

Agybabe:
I beg close that public latrine you call mouth. Wetin you sabi? I no blame you. Later you go dey beg for rag, na im make you no put your full or half pix wey go show clothe for your body. Even your shallow eyes wey you call profile pix dey comot electric.
*joke in the bar*

chai, see finishing. My dear, you're a confirm soldier, a true son daughter of the soil. Walahi, na double salary you go tear dis month, I swear!