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Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:29pm On Jun 14, 2011
^^this beggar, go now. Can't you see there's no left-over food for me to give you? Mtchew ;-D
Market no fine today, I neva sell. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 9:39am On Jun 14, 2011
Too much cold-ness is affecting your relation-goat

brace up bwoi
Romance › Re: Should A Graduate Lady Marry An Illiterate Man? by jackpot(f): 9:22am On Jun 14, 2011
It all boils down to your different ways of reasoning.

Why would I dishonour all the educational investments on me only to settle for an illiterate?

I agree somehow that ladies hands are tied cos there's no time on their side. Who go like remain for im papa house?
Sports › Re: Wenger Bid £4m For Peter Odemwingie by jackpot(f): 9:15am On Jun 14, 2011
If only Osaze had used a football age instead of his real age. . .

Value goes hand in hand with age.
Politics › Re: Traders Want Peter Obi For 3rd Term by jackpot(f): 8:50am On Jun 14, 2011
^^chigo

i have always tried to ignore your posts on topics concerning Gov Peter Obi. You sound too ignorant and oblivious of whats happening on the ground.
I am beginning to suspect that either his government retrenched you or he retrenched one of your relatives.

Peter Obi, the biblical Joshua of our time.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 8:00am On Jun 14, 2011
No. . .Errr. . .satisfied with what? wink huh

Do you pluck your nose when nobody is watching? huh grin
Romance › Re: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 12:51am On Jun 14, 2011
:-x
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:20am On Jun 14, 2011
@cousin

howdy? no mind that twaat.
Whats up? You no dey hungry today? Wetin I go bring for you na? Rice dey, Akpu dey, amala chips & fish legs dey too grin
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:14am On Jun 14, 2011
@EL GUAPO,

why do you always enjoy speaking rubbishES. I put "es" to make it plural.

Should I employ you as a male-stripper to make you happy?
Wayward street he-goatO like you.
Romance › Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Jun 11, 2011
^^file the divorce papers on her first before she does. Press bosoms charges first before she claim damages on you wink tongue cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:11pm On Jun 11, 2011
Well sha, I have a pusy on my profile pic. cheesy cheesy please dont click on it oh cos she can shoot something enter your eye wink lol
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:09pm On Jun 11, 2011
Remember Hero by Enrique Iglesias. I heard one carton-girl singing the song in my ride today. She goes like this:

[color=indigo]Wont you be my hero baby. . .and I will stand by you forever, you come take my braest away[/color]

see how the girl dey smile as if to say she dey make ample sense. grin lol
Romance › Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 8:09pm On Jun 10, 2011
r_kiatu :d
Romance › Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 8:09pm On Jun 10, 2011
r_kiatu :d
Romance › Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 6:34pm On Jun 10, 2011
And El Guapo's wifey called Yinkalink shows up and catches his husband red-handed saying "I LOVE YOU" to a beauty-queen by name Ms Potato tongue tongue cool
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:26pm On Jun 10, 2011
who born this maga called dammizz

coming to the bar, wooing our dear tanimz

messing up, talking shyt, spewing trash

boy, get a seat or jerk off cos you might get my whip-lash
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:16pm On Jun 10, 2011
^^who crave your attention?
Abeg dress that your hair wey resemble witchh own make I see better people tongue tongue
mtchew angry
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:06pm On Jun 10, 2011
dammizz:
*SMH* Kiddies' yarns.
Its pathetic seeing grown folks issuing insults childishly connecting humans with animals & village stuffs,acting like damn under-12. Spectators r lolling, buh u so unsighted 2 c dt they r lolling @ u as u display your ridiculous verbal violence, mtchew. Quit acting like damned barbarians plus this aint bleeping funny, this is JOKES SECTION.

To all concerned. . .
so you are d only wise-man abi? See how your name sound sef. dammizz Damn It tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 2:30pm On Jun 10, 2011
Idowuogbo:
^shattap dia and continue chewing your chewing stick village boi
close that your ikwi-ikwi mouth make we see road.

You better go and feed your master's horse before he comes back, bush girl angry
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:13pm On Jun 10, 2011
^^abeg, carry your biased laughter go siddon make we see road tongue angry
mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:38am On Jun 10, 2011
@bright
yep! The guy roughneck na Messi. See how he dribbled all Man U super falcons players like Idowu, she-baby, yinka, etc.

Make I go edit my first post sharp sharp. He don qualify as a VIP of this Barn Bar cheesy

El Guapo:
^ G. . . . . .U. . . . . .Y. . . . . S lipsrsealed
this one is better cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 5:32am On Jun 10, 2011
Nekai:
So blind people don't fall in love? huh
Nokia. .sorry. . .Nekai
good question you asked there. Hope someone can answer that. I'll be glad cool
Romance › Re: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 5:30am On Jun 10, 2011
^^too wordy and ambiguous. Sorry, I dont understand your textbook. *no offence*
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by jackpot(f): 5:18am On Jun 10, 2011
Onye atuoro ilu, kowara ya, malu na ego eji luo nne ya lara ya n'iyi. cool
Romance › Re: Cant Someone Hook Up On Nairaland by jackpot(f): 11:49pm On Jun 09, 2011
190:
angry angry
shocked shocked shocked

Jokes Etc › Studio Having A Siesta by jackpot(op): 11:44pm On Jun 09, 2011
Studio exposed! tongue tongue Lol.

Pls give him advices cool cool

Romance › Re: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 11:27pm On Jun 09, 2011
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=135656.msg8489215#msg8489215 date=1307653425]@Topic

Not possible. It definitely wudnt b love at dat stage.[/quote]but you can tell each other "I love you" abi?

**just wondering**
Romance › Re: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 11:25pm On Jun 09, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=135656.msg8489326#msg8489326 date=1307654815]I love JESUS! [/quote]who no love Jesus ni? Abeg, waka pass jor angry
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:20pm On Jun 09, 2011
where is my cousin? I am already mixing. .sorry. .missing you.

**checks at the bar garage to see if his escalade is parked** wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Itz All About You, Snowdrops! by jackpot(f): 9:20pm On Jun 09, 2011
^smacks her head tongue

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