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^^this beggar, go now. Can't you see there's no left-over food for me to give you? Mtchew ;-D
Market no fine today, I neva sell.

Too much cold-ness is affecting your relation-goat

brace up bwoi

It all boils down to your different ways of reasoning.

Why would I dishonour all the educational investments on me only to settle for an illiterate?

I agree somehow that ladies hands are tied cos there's no time on their side. Who go like remain for im papa house?

If only Osaze had used a football age instead of his real age. . .

Value goes hand in hand with age.

^^chigo

i have always tried to ignore your posts on topics concerning Gov Peter Obi. You sound too ignorant and oblivious of whats happening on the ground.
I am beginning to suspect that either his government retrenched you or he retrenched one of your relatives.

Peter Obi, the biblical Joshua of our time.

No. . .Errr. . .satisfied with what?

Do you pluck your nose when nobody is watching?

:-x

@cousin

howdy? no mind that twaat.
Whats up? You no dey hungry today? Wetin I go bring for you na? Rice dey, Akpu dey, amala chips & fish legs dey too

@EL GUAPO,

why do you always enjoy speaking rubbishES. I put "es" to make it plural.

Should I employ you as a male-stripper to make you happy?
Wayward street he-goatO like you.

^^file the divorce papers on her first before she does. Press bosoms charges first before she claim damages on you

Well sha, I have a pusy on my profile pic. please dont click on it oh cos she can shoot something enter your eye lol

Remember Hero by Enrique Iglesias. I heard one carton-girl singing the song in my ride today. She goes like this:

[color=indigo]Wont you be my hero baby. . .and I will stand by you forever, you come take my braest away[/color]

see how the girl dey smile as if to say she dey make ample sense. lol

r_kiatu :d

r_kiatu :d

And El Guapo's wifey called Yinkalink shows up and catches his husband red-handed saying "I LOVE YOU" to a beauty-queen by name Ms Potato

who born this maga called dammizz

coming to the bar, wooing our dear tanimz

messing up, talking shyt, spewing trash

boy, get a seat or jerk off cos you might get my whip-lash

^^who crave your attention?
Abeg dress that your hair wey resemble witchh own make I see better people
mtchew

dammizz:
*SMH* Kiddies' yarns.
Its pathetic seeing grown folks issuing insults childishly connecting humans with animals & village stuffs,acting like damn under-12. Spectators r lolling, buh u so unsighted 2 c dt they r lolling @ u as u display your ridiculous verbal violence, mtchew. Quit acting like damned barbarians plus this aint bleeping funny, this is JOKES SECTION.

To all concerned. . .

so you are d only wise-man abi? See how your name sound sef. dammizz Damn It

Idowuogbo:
^shattap dia and continue chewing your chewing stick village boi

close that your ikwi-ikwi mouth make we see road.

You better go and feed your master's horse before he comes back, bush girl

^^abeg, carry your biased laughter go siddon make we see road
mtchew

@bright
yep! The guy roughneck na Messi. See how he dribbled all Man U super falcons players like Idowu, she-baby, yinka, etc.

Make I go edit my first post sharp sharp. He don qualify as a VIP of this Barn Bar

El Guapo:
^ G. . . . . .U. . . . . .Y. . . . . S

this one is better

Nekai:
So blind people don't fall in love?

Nokia. .sorry. . .Nekai
good question you asked there. Hope someone can answer that. I'll be glad

^^too wordy and ambiguous. Sorry, I dont understand your textbook. *no offence*

Onye atuoro ilu, kowara ya, malu na ego eji luo nne ya lara ya n'iyi.

190:

Studio exposed! Lol.

Pls give him advices

chi-baby:
@Topic

Not possible. It definitely wudnt b love at dat stage.

but you can tell each other "I love you" abi?

**just wondering**

BABE!:
I love JESUS!

who no love Jesus ni? Abeg, waka pass jor

where is my cousin? I am already mixing. .sorry. .missing you.

**checks at the bar garage to see if his escalade is parked**

^smacks her head