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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Itz All About You, Snowdrops! by jackpot(f): 9:18pm On Jun 09, 2011
^smacks her head tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:07pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:
Mr Jacky, my luv's IQ is damn high that she undastndz more dan i do
So her IQ is really greater than yours; she also understands more than you.

This girl is really making you say crazy things.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:59pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:
Nay Jacky, i fink she's d mother of the King grin
in this game of chess, Kings mother doesn't matter grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:54pm On Jun 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
^Bless u ,tell am na me born him grin grin
with that your yansh of 10cm radius you take born pesin? huh grin grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:
Mr Jacky, my luv's IQ is damn high that she undastndz more dan i do, now u sure u eva travelled outta Owerri main park?
sometimes I wonder why you are calling that grown-up girl with big boobs and tiny yansh a 'baby' cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:46pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^shift small jor! you are stepping on my Gucci shoes cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Itz All About You, Snowdrops! by jackpot(f): 8:14pm On Jun 09, 2011
@Odunnu

cos you said the p word. Nice

**just wondering**
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 7:57pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^dude, you are in DISNEYLAND where er'thing is possible
RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 7:52pm On Jun 09, 2011
indie22:
No way you can love someone you've never seen or been with, you'll prolly just be in love with the 'idea of him/her" till you guys finally meet each other, then its make or break time.
i think its usually not make or break but consolidating time
RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone You Have Never Set Your Eyes On? by jackpot(f): 7:49pm On Jun 09, 2011
Yeah. mine is an example and gosh we love each other so much. We even met here sef wink
RomanceRe: Why Will My Girl Refuse To Kiss? by jackpot(f): 7:45pm On Jun 09, 2011
@op

how old is the girl in question. 10 to 15? huh
Jokes EtcRe: For £5,000 Cash. Would You Do It? by jackpot(f): 7:31pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^whats so funny with this rubbish post you laughing at? Are you interested?

SMH


@op
seriously, are you high on something? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:27pm On Jun 09, 2011
yep cos it matters not smiley

dont you know I am born with gold spoon? tongue tongue wink wink cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^^you are calling her baby and at the same time refering to her language as "Zulu Language!" tongue tongue cheesy

baby indeed! grin grin
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered Am Still A Virgin by jackpot(f): 5:53pm On Jun 09, 2011
wow! What a wonderful discovery wink
RomanceRe: Cant Someone Hook Up On Nairaland by jackpot(f): 5:39pm On Jun 09, 2011
190:
^see mumu grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2011
Hell no! I be soothsayer? Lolz

do you prefer knacking garri with groundnut? cheesy cheesy Lolz wink
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:41pm On Jun 09, 2011
roughneck:
sorry, oko iyawo elepon blue, hehehe, I sense a strong territorial behaviour here, so u don mark the whole of jokes section with your strong menseserrm piss, plus you really got connection in the animal kingdom and you are willing to hook me up buh see blood is thicker than water u''ll fare better among them, Yes oo Mother Theresa, I know u are a cheerful giver, so u need google to yab nowadays, maybe I'll give it a try, I feel your pain, after sleeping under ikeja bridge overnight, cold don freeze dat your brain wey small pass mosquito own na im make your craze double, I still dey talk am u too get connection with animal Kingdom, first u dey chop grass, secondly u belong to a clan of gorrilaz, now u r a Lioness, u neva see where dem dey milk lioness before, go and cure your craze before u run enter market, Jackpot abeg come mop dis floor, dis crazewoman too dey pour spit, I be dey tink say na rott I dey follow talk, abeg bring umbrella if u dey come make she no baff u ooo
dont worry bro, i get odeshi wey pass umbrella.

Na chess board we dey so. Help me chop that queen of opposing team called Idowu make we win this game na cheesy cheesy lolz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Itz All About You, Snowdrops! by jackpot(f): 10:45am On Jun 09, 2011
Natasha,,:
YIM is giving me head ache o I can't sign in angry
k. i hope today s gonna be cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 10:37am On Jun 09, 2011
Yes **checks his location** LAGOS!!!


you can play chess? huh
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:27am On Jun 09, 2011
^^ON A CHESS BOARD WE HAVE ONLY ONE King and a Queen. I know of only one King Jackpot cheesy. We have bishops, knights and rookies, etc. Roughneck is my Bishop and I need him. cool cool.
Idgirl, are you the queen? huh huh grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Itz All About You, Snowdrops! by jackpot(f): 8:05pm On Jun 08, 2011
Natasha,,:
okay I don't have any other silly thing to say again  grin [size=3pt]damn 190 is infectious  grin[/size]
sissy, daddy is calling. Come over to YIM
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:06pm On Jun 08, 2011
Yes oh
**checks her siggy**

Do I know you? Lol cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:52pm On Jun 08, 2011
Id, shey na this thing you want. I know you wanted my bar to be turned to a yab-zone. You can continue but make una no near my counter where I dey keep my $$$. wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:45pm On Jun 08, 2011
yinkalink:
am disappointed, so wit all your grammar, u don't even know how to spell 'cud' huh huh huh tongue tongue tongue undecided undecided
so you don learn my mind games, abi? wink Lol

@IDOWU
roughneck is a tough-nut to crack in yabbis too. Acknowledge & recognise cool lol
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 3:01pm On Jun 08, 2011
No. I prefer orange collar job grin cheesy

do you always carry ctom-dtom in your wallet incase you are provoked?
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:43am On Jun 08, 2011
@EL, see how you dey talk taking a break from work.

Your work?
No be sugar-cane you dey sell for wheel-barrow? cheesy grin grin
**no offence, exposure intended**
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 12:14am On Jun 08, 2011
Crush means loving in silence?
Then, I dont do no crushes
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:37pm On Jun 07, 2011
yinkalink:
Dats ma sweet baby!

Alwaes caring abt my welfare
But dont worry,i can cater for myself
U know them sef know dey cant handle me
can you survive six roundz of em[b]bed[/b]ding wit me? Lolz

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