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 Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:49am On May 30, 2011 |
EL GUAPO = a talented joker IDOWU = a joy killer and a ranter, annoying most of d times JACKPOT = he gives it to you anyhow you wants it, joke-wise or bash-wise. jacks of all trade, master of all. YINKA = a talented joke spectator EFEMENA = a joker with potentials. Can be annoying if she chooses to. BRIGHT007 = professor of grammatical jokes, numero uno. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:46am On May 30, 2011 |
connecting, analyzing, loading, loading complete, displaying output>>> |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:43am On May 30, 2011 |
Lol  lol lol laughing my prick off (LMPO) that was damn hilarious, mehn! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:49pm On May 29, 2011 |
yinkalink:^^Eyaah, come carry my pillow take sob. **joins her in sharing crocodile sobs** UP MAN 'YOU'. Lol   lol  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:50am On May 29, 2011 |
neyshed:hope say no be blue filmz you dey watch just kidding |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:39pm On May 28, 2011 |
No. So if one team scores and you shout, you will receive Soldier-beating. Are you surprised that Octopus Idowu predicted that Barcelona will win champions league tonight? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:13pm On May 28, 2011 |
yinkalink:your lecture note for which course? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 2:35am On May 28, 2011 |
Now, where da heavens is DarkSkin! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 2:33am On May 28, 2011 |
^^i did raps a page long on my offtopic bar. Needed to spice things up and derailing did it. Lol  |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Programming Section Of Nl Is Now Bloody Worthless by jackpot(f): 2:20am On May 28, 2011 |
@SEUN We need an extra Mod for Jokes Etc Section. We see more of curses nowadays than jokes. The situation is getting scary. |
| Celebrities › Re: Advice For Nkem Owoh(osuofia). (no Offence) by jackpot(f): 1:29am On May 28, 2011 |
Osuofia, arguably d funniest in Nigerian Movies. Xynerise, arguably d most unfunny and worst-critiquing nairalander |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 1:10am On May 28, 2011 |
yusuf_@:have you written Jamb? Stop being ignorant. Kiss can be a noun or a verb depending on usage. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:04am On May 28, 2011 |
No. It would be meaningless retreating a treated fuq-up. Will you be on |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:42am On May 28, 2011 |
^^sorry, can you help me to close the door while going out? Thank you. *calls out on one of the maid-servants* Ekaette, can you bring broom and sweep out all the dusts this old hag packed inside our bar with her shoes? Pls be fast, i am choking!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:29am On May 28, 2011 |
**ignores her rants** |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:22pm On May 27, 2011 |
Ms. Potato:sometimes we derail our own threads without knowing it. Lolz |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:21pm On May 27, 2011 |
Mind over matter |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:13pm On May 27, 2011 |
^^NEYSHED, no free drinks today, go home your wife is waiting. Lol chi-baby:yeah, monks go [b]monki[/b]ng. . nuns go nunning but am no monk watch that your mouth chi-baby, you queen of all lesbiann peacocks! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On May 26, 2011 |
Lord_Reed:kiss can be a noun. For example: she gave him a kiss. The way Gabry used it, it is a noun. Full stop! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:55pm On May 26, 2011 |
**serves him a pepper-soup plate of 404 with Igboo as vegetable spices**. Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:32pm On May 26, 2011 |
**serves him a pepper-soup plate of 404 with Igboo as vegetable spices. Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:35pm On May 26, 2011 |
Bright, You are my cousin and I dont want you to get intoxicated like El. Sophia, howdy? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:40pm On May 26, 2011 |
bright007:cousin, abeg dress go left. You are blocking the television. Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:38pm On May 26, 2011 |
Dont be deceived. Check his Mysticalz posts right from day one. El Guapo just created that username to make himself happy and proud. SMH |
| Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Could You Consider A Potential Partner by jackpot(f): 8:09pm On May 26, 2011 |
^^190 turn your head sydwayz. Tasha and I wanna muahh. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:59pm On May 26, 2011 |
My sweery, am missing you. Where are you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Just Drop A Smile by jackpot(f): 6:46pm On May 26, 2011 |
Mysticalz:mystical = el guapo. El Guapo, why do you sign in with a new I.D. to toast yourself? It is like you are just mastuurbating yourself. This is so lame and too cheap a shot. JeeeEEEEeeeeezZ  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:18pm On May 26, 2011 |
My Conspiracy Theory No 1 Mysticalz marries El Guapo. 1 + 1 = 1 Mysticalz = El Guapo |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:55pm On May 26, 2011 |
@ mysticalz, your username mysterious sef. You sound like a man with different usernames coming online to toast himself. Yes Italy, Spain and Nigeria dey inside your bedroom. Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:40pm On May 26, 2011 |
Who told you i wan talk to you because of true love. Infaat i no wan yim you again |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:39pm On May 26, 2011 |
^^idowu, you are jolos. buh Mysticalz, why you dey talk like a dragqueen? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:27pm On May 26, 2011 |
seeing your signature makes me wanna apologize. send me an im to 0800.jackpot@nairaland.com. plss |
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