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Natasha,,:
south chi I match all you desires and even more I know how to belly dance I'm a funny person, I know how to . . . and other stuffs you didn't mention so can we get married? as it is now I just want to get married 

I will tell daddy for you
so bribe me with your dinner meat
deal or no deal?

lolz

roughneck:
u should learn to accept urself even if u carry sumtin this fowl about and stop pinning it on someone else, wait first, when u r alone, who do u blame? Lemme guess, your shadow

chai. See finishing. Lolz

El Guapo:
Mr Jackpot congratulation, Your bar just bagged in an award, a landmark record i must commend u

[size=20pt]MOST BORING THREAD OF THE CENTURY!!![/size]

Once again, Congratulation

[color=indigo]go make loff to a hyena in heat period.
insert your prick there till she cums and yells "EL GUAPO, you are hitting my center of gravity!"[/color] Nonsecable. mtcheEw

Anyuo nsi, akapighi ya onu, o buru otoro

^^you mean Manchester Utd ribbon wey u tie for head come?

^^you mean Manchester Utd ribbon wey u tie for head come?

El Guapo:
^ Good to note. . .now what brought bout the Signature that had Yinkalink, Efemena and Tanimz names at a time??

it was actually a pun on my username. It was actually meant as humour. When your boring Yinka read meaning into it, i removed it sharperly.

Crush?

@op
nobody

Looks around and sees Efe drunk muttering some undecipherable gibberishes

pat4j:
I need amala and ewedu

and how many kpomo meats? Lol

Id, you deserve to be shot in the leg for this una marathon gossips for bar.

Cousin Bright, get me my mark-4!

yeah, rroughneck, you wan change my title from bar-man to pop-man?

@roughneck

bros, this one wey you wear fez-cap on top suit for this hot weather, hope we are safe?

Ermm. . Big Stout, cold or chilled?

pop-corn, fried or roasted?

bright007:
@ efemena:who dey wish u second chance?We resemble Salvador $ Don Pedro for here?
If u no get comment better go V.I go look sky scrappers.
Mstchewww

cousin, touchè

e be like say na because we allow Efe to park her bicycle for bar garage, she don follow us claim VIP levels

[color=indigo]^^to me, you are just a mosquito: one clap and you are gone.

Free me. I resemble your BF wey use screw-nuts as rings take propose to you? [/color]

Ben-10, change back the name of this thread jor!

You come back for exile wan form mod. Shior?

So, Dani wey see am leave am like dat, na you pass am 4 school?

Change am back jor, we are not complaining.

@COUSIN BRIGHT,
look around, you go see say na about 5 girls surround us, make we take style excuse ourselves for 1 hour before these girls will ra.pe us here. Lol

yinkalink:
lo

you sef, you are confused. Your lol no dey even make sense again cos you are biased. Even when Idowu's comment no funny, you go still laugh.

Shift jor make I waka pass

@EFE
its not like I didn't understand d proof. I got the logic in it but still I didn't actually cram it word for word. I crammed the pattern the proof went.

So you have heard about compact sets, Banach spaces, Hilbert spaces, normed linear spaces, a metric function on a metric space is metrizable, a continuous function of a continuous function is continuous. Lol

maybe try to download any material on Functional Analysis or Topology and see if you understands anything there. Lol

@EFE
d fighting of a thing dey sweet her like say na loff-making. Lol

El Guapo:
^ 2 In 1 thatz 10points for Idowuogbo all the way frm Burundi for dis crunchy Tie against Jackpo[b]r[/b]t who trecked all d way frm Qatar. . .Make una no fu-ck up o Cos Judge don arrive

see judge. He be like say you kissed her mouth, and she don infect you with Grammatosiasis.
No wonder why you sef forgot to finish your sentence with a fullstop and you didn't even use any coma sef upon capitalization in middle of sentence. Lol
biased umpire. Lol

@ID
intete sounds well in ears. Can we know d meaning? I feel like using that type of grammar to intimidate my peeps. Lol

@cousin bright
you know any remedy for this grammatical malady? Lol.
Abeg, leave d door open to avoid suffocation with the odour of flawed vocabs. Lol

^^Errr, do you just called me swthrt? Lol

@OP
No. 5 hours later reply is no early oh.

Don't you guys (dulling Efe and sweet-rat Hamid) miss each other since una no dey too chat as usual again?

Idowuogbo:
now i can tyoe anyhow i want to type oga infact now i refuse to comma fullstops or hyphen oya begin cough bloood because it hurting u fool
better stillk phone waec office give dem ny name sey na fraud i do wey i take pass

chai! you murder English here no be small. No punctuations means you don't breathe while speaking. Lol

as long u begin bow for me[b] Lazarus!!!,[/b] dats wen u all your migrane go get solution intete

intete?

Kai. This one na grammatical genocide oh.


Choi. Yeah, you know what it means if we're alone, lights out, shirts off and I climbed up on top of the your two Mt Kilimanjaro peaks, bowing and shaking head like an agama lizard and making you purr like a pussycat. Lol

i will like that kind of bowing. Lol

@EFE
If you dont do Maths Major, there's no way you can keep up with Analysis both Real and Functional. I still remember one proof that I have to cram to exam hall. It was a 2-page proof. It goes like this:
[color=indigo]Prove that a continuous function on a compact set achieves its minimum and maximum on that set.[/color]

@lysaa
if i want to show you some mathematics here, i wouldn't be able to. Just imagine d sign of infinity, that horizontal 8. .lol, another is d summation and Integral signs. I cant type it cos i am on phone now. Lol

anyways, copy-pasting it would be meaningless since you wont understand anything there.
Leave mathematics for mathematicians. Lol

How I wish there is a Mathematics child-board in Education Section. Lol. How I wish there are mathematicians here. If not, na only me go dey post for there cos there are few Mathematicians on NL. I would then mod anybody who fails any Maths proof. Lol

Somehow, for shaq yes, you are rice right.

Do you think Shaq hasn't proposed to Id because of her Badosky mouf?

you know I am a gentleman alway. Is this how you toast a guy? This your love for me don become excess oh. But I appreciate it sha. Lol

Idowuogbo:
shattap dia am stop gerrin emotional wen u were ranting on my thread , i showed u d door but u were acting deaf like sey cockroach forget larva for your ear , did u go . do unto wot u want to b done unto to u mallam

i am here to make dis off topic alive not dead , u dey kill d spirit people here moan evry week off boredesim but wiv me arround dey jubilate to sound of a saviour , bow for me lazarus

the way you blaster this your English with extra spaces, space before a coma and fullstop. Lets create a time for toto-rial.

Loving this NL DRAMA.

my sweet sister, come over to our bedroom YIM, lets play CATCH.

Hey, Nairalanders!

Quite nice an idea Nairaland is.
And congratulations ~ close to 700000 members and still
counting>>
So I wanted to know, what has Nairaland done for you?
Have you made new friends, gotten much
needed information, gotten help or have you just had fun?

I would love to hear from you.

Idowuogbo:
yes hes addicted to me but cant admit it
have u noticed 2?

noticed what? if na foul words you dey use tell me I love you, me I go jump and pass.

Btw, I am happily married in love with moi Tash

Idowuogbo:
stupendous admit its dull in here , after i have made 5 pages of your thread worth viewing u are now talkin rubbish ewu like u , dont make me strt on u and your excrement o

if you feel this place is dull, take the path of honour and leave. I have told you I'm too much engaged now to find time whippin your arse around. When I had that time you knew how I bamboozled your scaly hide. If I come after you, your love for me go turn to dislove. Better let sleeping dogs lie.

I wonder why you love spewing garbages all around the forum. What you waiting on, the door is extra wide open. Last time I checked, there is more than 600000 topics you can comment on.

@cousin bright
see me see this disturbance of a girl oh. . .why she like us like this and alway seeking our attention?

**grabs a seat and sits down listening to da NL commentators. Lol**