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@ op

my sweery, yester, today and morrow

^^the door is open, you may leave.

It's not a must that you must comment here alway.

Shior?

I want to get Efermented. Lol

@EFE,
Real Analysis is a subset of Functional Analysis. Its small compared to It. Do you appreciate Maths? I need someone I can talk Maths with. Its my career and hobby. Lol. We Mathematicians are a rare breed.

**Notices, the slim looking girl walks in, nice strikers(front view) and almost perfect defenders (nice arse).
Notices the 2 graph of quadratic equations God plotted on her chests. Nice peaks. . .remembers her orders.**

Cus, welcome today. How market work today?

**goes over to the fridge to fetch her brands**

^^lol. Leave matter for Matthias

Natasha,,:

Sweery , lets YIM na na na.
*waiting*

netghost:
i would have, if he had asked in a polite manner, nairaland is becoming more of a place where u insult and embarrass people rather than gaining knowledge while having fun,

thats what i responded to


Children, always trying to prove something, i no be maths teacher oh, Abeg oh dude i develop softwares for companies, build sites, when i have nothing doing i mentor people based on programming, and when am done with being a GEEK i hangout with girls and my close friends, if you think me and you will be on nairaland proving maths. ,

stop cursing brother. MATHEMATICIANS were the brain behind Computer Invention.
Focus on your expertise bro. I have one problem with computer programmers

why do they keep using the incremental algorithm
x = x + 1
such equations don't make sense in Maths. Lol.
It's like saying 0 = 1

Efemena_xy:
Nope - I can't breakdance  

and no, I'm not confused - you are

You asked about about watching the Super Eagles at Eagles Square, didn't you?

i didn't ask about that oh. Don't confuse me. Lol

I mentioned Eagles Square because yesterday was swearing in of our President Joe at Eagles Sq., Abuja.

@OP
yeah. One of a kind. Who is not one of a kind?


Have you thought about ALWAYS as a plural form of ALWAY? Lol

Idowuogbo:
yes he did
dont u tink , hes he needs to visit dat mental hospital ?

stop this macaba dance. If you trippin, there are better ways to express it. Mtchew

^^This is not a house, it is a thread
Lol


cousin how body?

lysaa:
So what part of the thread did jackpot quote that from? That's statistics and it states the eluded sense!

Statistics people fear mathematicians. We use Analysis to mess with them. They only know Probabilities and the like. Engineering Students can Integrate and Differentiate almost anything, bring Analysis and they will run! Even most Professors in Applied Maths do fear to supervise a Student writing Thesis on Analysis.

Lysaa, i am proud to be a Mathematician. An upcoming one. Doc. within 5 years is my target. Lol

NETGHOST, look at the question kodewrita asked you.

kodewrita:
You need to work on your knowledge of mathematics/statistics.

Percentages are meant to add up to 100.

@ NETGHOST

you should have told him why in your first post the percentages didn't add up to 100% instead of talking about percentages and improper fractions.

Now replying your bashy post, I don't need to prove to you that I am an authority in Mathematics. I don't teach Maths to JS and SS Students. For now, I hold group discussions for my fellow PG students. Our levels are being taught by Doctors and Profs only.

Check out my courses
Applicable Functional Analysis
Theory of Distribution and Sobolev Spaces
Topology
Advanced Optimization
Operations Research
Theory of P.D.E.
Non-linear Operators in Banach Spaces
et al.

NETGHOST
I challenge you to give me any problem in Higher Mathematics, I would give you a solution ASAP.

Maths is my course. I am ready for your Q's. Please i am waiting. We can even YIM if you want.

kodewrita:
You need to work on your knowledge of mathematics/statistics.

Percentages are meant to add up to 100.

percentages add up to 100% when they are mutually exclusive events of a sample space.
In other words, for instance, a bernoulli event in which there are only 2 possibilities: success or failure. There is nothing in their intersection.
In netghost's assessment, there maybe Kiddies who are Engineers and Phreaks at the same time. So the percentages overlaps themselves cos they are not mutually exclusive events.
You have gotten it or should I go further?

netghost:
i am trying my best not to get into any ignorant arguments on Nairaland, but its becoming impossible ,your above statement only proves that your highest degree was attained from a secondary school, and the years was poorly spent,


__WHAT MORE CAN I SAY__

A percentage is simply another way of writing a fraction with a denominator of 100. For example, 23% = 23/100. am sure you are aware of  improper fraction (a fraction whose numerator is greater than the denominator), such as 4/3, so you can have what we might call an "improper percentage" like 120% or 300%, which is simply 120/100,
There are situations in which a percentage greater than 100% makes no sense. EXAMPLE : james answered 134% of the question,  This makes no sense because if we received 1000 questions, we couldn't possibly answer more than all of them. 

On the other hand, sometimes percentages are used like this: "The number of questions received was up 15.7%, from 5450 in February to 6305 in March." In other words, the increase from February to March was 6305-5450 = 855, and 855 is 15.7% of 5450.

Now, what if the number of questions received went up to 14000 in April?  This would be an increase of 122% from March to April.

IN DAFT TERMS: PERCENTAGE SIMPLY MEANS DIVIDED BY 100
*HOPEFULLY NO OFFENCE WILL BE  TAKEN *

you explained bullshit. You dont even know mathematics at all. Let me reply him for you. Replying>>

Tune
Teen

^^no. You are confused. I asked about Eagles Square not Super Eagles. Lol

can you break-dance?

**goes over to the counter, grabs a sexy bottle of Campari^{[size=4pt]TM[/size]}, takes a couple of shots, clears throat**

**Goes over to the 72" PLASMA TV, collects d remote and tunes to NTA, network news @ 21:00, goes over to the left-hand corner, grabs a seat and dumps my arse there. Lol**

^^can be annoying if she chooses to.

Alas i'm vindicated!

*compiling* lol

Now, where's my wallet?!

No. I dont even know where he's going to. Lolz

Were you at Eagles Square today?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Oops! Looks like am replying my Post. . . Er u'ld have to blame Jackpot who keep Importing Brown Palmwine{z} frm Aba n Serving it in place of Hennessey - Unprecedented Drunkardz we are [/color]

yeah bro, that drink is called Guinness. It comes in a 45cl bottle. Lolz

Waiting for Idowus usual rants.
Watchout, I know she must reply. Lol

Idowuogbo:
i no my ranting increases your pages, am only bin a brothers keeper and lastly it gives u and bright orgasmmm my presence its obvious , a day cant go by without me on your mind . the effect of Badoskyyy  

you wish!! you keep talking bullshit, cowshit, dogshit. Lol

i wish you can just stop taking Small Stout as a blood-tonic.

El Guapo:
Jackpot u know what?? U 're jxt a replica of the Nigeria Police Force - Investigates wivout foresight - Arrests wivout claims - And Prosecute wivout trials Geeez ::: Get me a lyf Dude

I have two. Ask me politely and I may give you one. Lol

**looks out to see whether Yinka is around, well she isn't**

Yes oh. They were messi[/b]merized.


[size=16pt][color=indigo][b]Do you wish UEFA Champions League Final are played home & away?[/color][/size] [s]_{at least that would give Man "You" a chance}[/s]. Lol

Waiting for Idowu's rants.
Watchout, I know she must reply back. Lol