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El Guapo, d only guy dat bagged a Ph.D (see bright's explanation) without a Masters

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]
@Brite n Jacky, abeg u guys should focus naa, Btw una no go watch passion of Jesu?[/color]

oga El, we dey watch ooo, but as we come dey watch am we begin hearin some moanings. . .at first we think say na for TV d sound dey commot from. .but we come turn down d volume, d moaning still continue, we now came down stairs and see man and woman dey wrestle for couch. . .but dem no dey use hands wrestle. . .na waist!

[color=#0066ff]Hamid be gud pickin em don climb up take a popcorn dey watch n cry [/color]

he's waiting for Efe, d only cockroach in his cupboard!

bright007:
Mehn this place stinks!!!IDOWU shey person die inside here?
See pata $  boxers soaked with yellowish liquid substance on d door post.

**walks up to bright and asks**

is it yellowish liquid or unfertilized children?

^^puccy-hunting Igwe

stumbled on Dani's complaint thread!

^^somethings are done out of love. . .

my mission is to yab. . .except you! That's a promise.

@OP
cute ice eyes

yinkalink:
None of d above. Its complicated n ds is where i kip shut sawree. Id,c as your spa turn 2 abode of sinners!

he made love to his wife-to-be!

It's not a sin!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] * Grabs his baby Yinka, drops her in a couch, kisses and make love to her
Now u never knew how long u kept me waiting for this chance! [/color]

El, why you make love finish come litter d whole place wit condonm packs. . .

*as jackpot moves towards d couch notices some yellowish liquids all over d couch. . .*

El Guapo, call Laundry Services!

Idowuogbo:
kwezonu ooo , ndigbo kwenu ooo , kwenu yehhh , kwezonuuuuuu ooo

my pips how una dey

we fine jor. . .

You just dey shine everyday as if to say tomorrow no dey!

see as ur perfume just dey fragranc[i]ize[/i] for d whole spa!

Have any of you guys read The Lion and The Jewel?

Lakunle=EL GUAPO

Sidi= Yinka

Sadiku= Chi-baby

Bale of Ilujunle= ?


El Guapo sounds lyk Lakunle who always prophesises his love for Yinka, our Sidi. . .but he doesn't wanna pay bride-price!

EL, the Love Psalmist

you've been missing out on emotional-tips counselling!

EL, you now sound more of a lover-bwoy. . .than a nice joker we know you for

face off

yinkalink:
Er, al leave dat q to who its directed to, to answer. Is dere any such tin as true love?

yes. . .when both partners are sincere & passion exists between them

can you sing?

Alalabi:
No,becoz we r fightin,even though we neva c b4
abi u knw me 4 sumwhere?

no. . .were u d guy dat stole my sugar-cane & we started fighting in my dreams?

^^d last 3 na bomb

where Mr Mary, dem don put u inside koffin, come nail am
*no offence*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] * Grabs his baby, drops her in a couch, kisses and make love to her
Now u never knew how long u kept me waiting for this chance!
HaPy EaStEr love [/color]

na this your 2 minutes of ACTION makes u to dey sweat like this?

mtchew %-) %)
lol

yinka no even reply u concerning d love-making. . .showing dat she no feel anything

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] * Sighs *

Hamid why do u like interrupting at a man's important moment in life?? Romeo & Juliet no recieve dis kind reception oo, abeg close that door go upstairs n watch the passion of Christ wiv Idowu
HAPi EasTeR [/color]

lollipoply lolling

Jor ooooo

who wan use Glo card do int'l green card?

uhm. .yeah. .in d sense i didn't walk 2 much

Happy Easter to you. yes i mean 'you' reading dis post now. . .lolz

will you wish me the same?

[color=deeppink]HAPPY EASTER hot mamas and hotter papas[/color]

Idowuogbo:
anytin turns u on , even if two dogs were humping each oda your third leg wud arise o compatriots

Laughing My Prick Off

nyanshed,
don't get it twisted.

Hamid O:
where we stop for our hausa class and abeg no speak that kind one u speak the other day o. No mind them, that hausa wey you see ehn na life saver o. If them attack me now, I fit just say my priend flease!!

u first attacked me. . .and i started attacking u back, u begin complain?
oya, promise say u no go do am again
**gives him dirty makeup slaps as Dani wearing tattered singlet & bum-short watches on**

Haha. .hahaha. . .hahahaha

[s]yabs are allowed in Jokes, even on mods ask Ogus Baba[/s]

@DANI, i don kiss transformer: nothing do me.

PHCN took light since i week now

dani1luv:
Like say nor be ya own report plenty pass 4 my inbox

i'm a saint ooo. don't implication me jor!
I don't snitch
y r u laffin sef? u guilty?

@Efe
i rest my case


@DANI
should i help u hold d door before u go unlock it? lol

Efemena_xy:
No Complaintz Yet

DANI, i'm still laughing at the reason u gave 4 lockin d complaint thread. . .so complaint no fit enter now, tomorrow or next?

Other sections have complaint thread still open, sexuality, culture, general welcome, religion, etc. . .some of them:d last post there's 2 wks old but still open.

Don't you think it's better to be cleaned of off-topics and opened?

**spits on d ground**
oya, go open am before dis spit dries up! Lolz

Efe, u know me wella b4 all dis drama

me&ID attacked each other, now we're cool. . .

El-Guapo attacked me. . .you remember when he said sumfin like "call ur mum & i will show her my prick too" but i let it slide. .i didn't call her mom too. I used wat he used to say against him

efe, have i attacked you, shaq, snthesis, yinka or Element?

I will never click "report to moderator" on anyone but i urge people doing it to double-up.

Keep clickin it & i keep laffin @ u in witches language hahahahahahahaha

Jackpot neva attacks first.

Your Sweetheart abi na Saltheart threw d first punch by calling jackpot "monk¤y". . .now when i started paying him back dozenfold, he started clicking report to moderator. . .i'm really tired of pfake asz like him.

God knows I won't bite until bitten

^^^DANI
dis one wey u carry toothpick 4 your show-case too. Na wa ooo. .

your ice-cream get meat inside?

Abi, you dey hawk moi-moi too?

lolz

Dani

BTW, help me bring dat Yoghurt ice-cream wey u dey market[i]ise[/i] reach my side. .i wan taste am

hope say you sell well?